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title: "1 Dumb ass Quotes By Philip Webb"
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> [“What? An alien. You think I'm from outer space." She snorts in disbelief. "I'm Kelly Tillman, you dumb-ass. From 41 Montana Avenue, Valentine, Texas. What's left of it. I canned seventh grade for a piece-of-crap job with lousy tips and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-webb/what-an-alien-you-think-i-m-from-outer-space-she-snorts-in-disbelief/)

Philip Webb

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## More by Philip Webb

> [“This is a robbery. Sorry for the inconvenience'n'all but if you don't line up out here at the count of five then I'm gonna…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-webb/this-is-a-robbery-sorry-for-the-inconvenience-n-all-but-if-you-don-t/)

Philip Webb

> [“Visitation Day - I was not even born yet when the world stopped turning, twenty years ago. It is hard for me to imagine…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-webb/visitation-day-i-was-not-even-born-yet-when-the-world-stopped-turning/)

Philip Webb

> [“Great," mumbles Kelly. "Bat stew cooked on a bat shit fire by an old bat.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-webb/great-mumbles-kelly-bat-stew-cooked-on-a-bat-shit-fire-by-an-old-bat/)

Philip Webb

> [“What? An alien. You think I'm from outer space." She snorts in disbelief. "I'm Kelly Tillman, you dumb-ass. From 41 Montana Avenue, Valentine, Texas.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-webb/what-an-alien-you-think-i-m-from-outer-space-she-snorts-in-disbelief/)

Philip Webb

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