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> [“Might as well toss this, Chickie, it's ruined. What was it like, getting shot?" "What kind of a dumb ass question is that from a guy who went to medical school? It hurt!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/might-as-well-toss-this-chickie-it-s-ruined-what-was-it-like-getting-2/)

[MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/)

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## More by MaryJanice Davidson

> [“…and who are you, anyway?" "I'm Tina.” "Thank goodness!” I said so loudly she stepped back. "No silly-ass overdone names for you, m'girl.” "It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/and-who-are-you-anyway-i-m-tina-thank-goodness-i-said-so-loudly-she/)

[MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/)

> [“I mean, not that I killed her just to get the car, or anything.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/i-mean-not-that-i-killed-her-just-to-get-the-car-or-anything/)

[MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/)

> [“Have you lost your teeny tiny mind, you too-tall, too-skinny, too-crazy jerk?” “Oh, look who’s talking, Miss Let’s Blunder Around the Time Stream and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/have-you-lost-your-teeny-tiny-mind-you-too-tall-too-skinny-too-crazy/)

[MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/)

> [“I'm the wife of a king, and the mother of kings. And I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. So fuck off, Jack.- Queen…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/i-m-the-wife-of-a-king-and-the-mother-of-kings-and-i-m-not-asking-you/)

[MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/)

> [All writers are crazy. So never mind what the editors and your family and your critique group tells you. Submit your manuscripts and keep…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/all-writers-are-crazy-so-never-mind-what-the-editors-and-your-family/)

[MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/)

> [Back off, boys. You don't want to mess with an out-of-work secretary. We're real testy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/back-off-boys-you-don-t-want-to-mess-with-an-out-of-work-secretary-we/)

[MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/)

> [“A grumpy vampire is a homicidal vampire. Hungry ones were even worse.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/a-grumpy-vampire-is-a-homicidal-vampire-hungry-ones-were-even-worse/)

[MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/)

> [“Getting gratitude is becoming a thing with you, but even so, you're the worst Antichrist ever," Jessica said. "Which is actually comforting. Stay close.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/getting-gratitude-is-becoming-a-thing-with-you-but-even-so-you-re-the/)

[MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/)

> [“Then she (Queen Christina) stood with the Prince and grinned like a monkey and waved like a fucked-up prom queen while about a thousand…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/then-she-queen-christina-stood-with-the-prince-and-grinned-like-a/)

[MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/)

> [“George paid for college by working for Cutco. Cutco is a company that makes and sells knives. Their salespeople go door-to-door. George Pinkman talked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/george-paid-for-college-by-working-for-cutco-cutco-is-a-company-that/)

[MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/)

> [Never let your fiend off his leash unless there's lots of room to run (and no people around).](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/never-let-your-fiend-off-his-leash-unless-there-s-lots-of-room-to-run/)

[MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/)

> [“It's Privacy, Please, for the Penguins.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/it-s-privacy-please-for-the-penguins/)

[MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/)

> [“Getting back to the issue of the child," Tina said, harshing our buzz as visual, "I really think you should reconsider. He—" The phone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/getting-back-to-the-issue-of-the-child-tina-said-harshing-our-buzz-as/)

[MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/)

> [“Fred coughed, which caused Sam and Ellie to look over at her. “Hey, Ellie. Watch this.” Mentally apologizing to her oldest friend, Fred seized…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/fred-coughed-which-caused-sam-and-ellie-to-look-over-at-her-hey-ellie/)

[MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/)

> [We have souls. Sure we do. Otherwise we'd do bad things all the time. You know, like politicians.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/we-have-souls-sure-we-do-otherwise-we-d-do-bad-things-all-the-time/)

[MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/)

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