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> [“I had to stop sneaking around girls' houses like some kind of dumb-ass cat burglar. Clearly it got me nowhere good.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kieran-scott/i-had-to-stop-sneaking-around-girls-houses-like-some-kind-of-dumb-ass/)

[Kieran Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kieran-scott/)

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## More by Kieran Scott

> [“As I walked inside, she turned around and headed for the end of the bed. Then she paused and turned to face me. She…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kieran-scott/as-i-walked-inside-she-turned-around-and-headed-for-the-end-of-the/)

[Kieran Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kieran-scott/)

> [“Al come on. The woman's, like, senile,' I said under my breath. 'Last year she thought me and Hammond were a closeted couple.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kieran-scott/al-come-on-the-woman-s-like-senile-i-said-under-my-breath-last-year/)

[Kieran Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kieran-scott/)

> [“Jake's POV: Meanwhile, Ally was here with Marshall Moss, who she was obviously going to hook up with later. They'd barely stopped touching each…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kieran-scott/jake-s-pov-meanwhile-ally-was-here-with-marshall-moss-who-she-was/)

[Kieran Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kieran-scott/)

> [“(Innocent Assessment: They were just buying lunch for the crew working on her house. Not-So-Innocent Assessment: They're totally doing it.)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kieran-scott/innocent-assessment-they-were-just-buying-lunch-for-the-crew-working/)

[Kieran Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kieran-scott/)

> [“When Dad was a kid, he wanted to be a lumberjack, but unfortunately he'd been cursed with the build of an accountant and the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kieran-scott/when-dad-was-a-kid-he-wanted-to-be-a-lumberjack-but-unfortunately-he/)

[Kieran Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kieran-scott/)

> [“I had to stop sneaking around girls' houses like some kind of dumb-ass cat burglar. Clearly it got me nowhere good.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kieran-scott/i-had-to-stop-sneaking-around-girls-houses-like-some-kind-of-dumb-ass/)

[Kieran Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kieran-scott/)

> [“(Personal Note: I'm trying really hard to keep a straight face at this point)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kieran-scott/personal-note-i-m-trying-really-hard-to-keep-a-straight-face-at-this/)

[Kieran Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kieran-scott/)

> [“...It was almost like I was expecting to get crushed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kieran-scott/it-was-almost-like-i-was-expecting-to-get-crushed/)

[Kieran Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kieran-scott/)

> [“I know I suck," I whispered, looking her in the eye, feeling desperate. "I know I don't deserve you. Just don't leave me. Please?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kieran-scott/i-know-i-suck-i-whispered-looking-her-in-the-eye-feeling-desperate-i/)

[Kieran Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kieran-scott/)

> [ “Between Thanksgiving and Christmas, I never leave the house without \[my Santa hat\]. In fact, I pretty much never leave my room without it.… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kieran-scott/between-thanksgiving-and-christmas-i-never-leave-the-house-without-my/)

[Kieran Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kieran-scott/)

> [“I laughed as we turned in a tight circle... "Tonight you're all mine." Jake smiled but looked me dead in the eye. "No. From…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kieran-scott/i-laughed-as-we-turned-in-a-tight-circle-tonight-you-re-all-mine-jake/)

[Kieran Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kieran-scott/)

> [“I think my water just broke.' I took an instinctive step back. Because, gross. 'Omigod.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kieran-scott/i-think-my-water-just-broke-i-took-an-instinctive-step-back-because/)

[Kieran Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kieran-scott/)

> [“Jake's POV: ...And we laughed. Suddenly my palms were sweating under my gloves. I slid my hand away and we got back to work,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kieran-scott/jake-s-pov-and-we-laughed-suddenly-my-palms-were-sweating-under-my/)

[Kieran Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kieran-scott/)

> [“My voice sounded throaty and my chest was warm with hope. Because I'd meant it. I'd do anything for her.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kieran-scott/my-voice-sounded-throaty-and-my-chest-was-warm-with-hope-because-i-d/)

[Kieran Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kieran-scott/)

> [“Jake's POV: It was just too bad that Chloe was freezing Ally out even though her family hadn't been affected. Because otherwise Ally would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kieran-scott/jake-s-pov-it-was-just-too-bad-that-chloe-was-freezing-ally-out-even/)

[Kieran Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kieran-scott/)

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