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> [“Duct tape can't fix stupid," Bas growled. "Maybe not," Red replied, "but it can hold it down and muffled the screams.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-hammond/duct-tape-can-t-fix-stupid-bas-growled-maybe-not-red-replied-but-it/)

T. Hammond

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## Other authors on Duct tape

## More by T. Hammond

> [“(Am I the only one who has noticed if you drop the 'R' your friends become fiends?)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-hammond/am-i-the-only-one-who-has-noticed-if-you-drop-the-r-your-friends/)

T. Hammond

> [“Duct tape can't fix stupid," Bas growled. "Maybe not," Red replied, "but it can hold it down and muffled the screams.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-hammond/duct-tape-can-t-fix-stupid-bas-growled-maybe-not-red-replied-but-it/)

T. Hammond

> [“It’s not how you look in the mirror that's important, what's important is how you are reflected in the eyes of the people who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-hammond/it-s-not-how-you-look-in-the-mirror-that-s-important-what-s-important/)

T. Hammond

> [“Because, I'm a guy, and we have to measure everything, I can assure you I am a humble ten inches or so, not twenty-four.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-hammond/because-i-m-a-guy-and-we-have-to-measure-everything-i-can-assure-you/)

T. Hammond

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