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title: "1 Dry Cleans Quotes By Andrea Portes"
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> [“Well, I'm sorry. Again. For like the millionth time. If there's anything I can do ... I'd offer to pay for your dry cleaning, but you're wearing a T-shirt, and that's just, like weird - I mean, who dry-cleans their T-shirts?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-portes/well-i-m-sorry-again-for-like-the-millionth-time-if-there-s-anything/)

[Andrea Portes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-portes/)

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## More by Andrea Portes

> [“I bet she thought she was getting into a fight with a vanilla wafer on roller skates but little did she know she was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-portes/i-bet-she-thought-she-was-getting-into-a-fight-with-a-vanilla-wafer/)

[Andrea Portes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-portes/)

> [“If you threw Elvis and a scarecrow in a blender, topped the whole thing off with Seagram's 7 and pressed dice, you would make…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-portes/if-you-threw-elvis-and-a-scarecrow-in-a-blender-topped-the-whole/)

[Andrea Portes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-portes/)

> [“One hundred and thirteen seconds." "I am in extreme dislike ..." Gasp. "... of this process at the present moment." Gasp. "And also, of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-portes/one-hundred-and-thirteen-seconds-i-am-in-extreme-dislike-gasp-of-this/)

[Andrea Portes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-portes/)

> [“I look like vanilla pudding so nobody knows that on the inside I am spider soup.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-portes/i-look-like-vanilla-pudding-so-nobody-knows-that-on-the-inside-i-am/)

[Andrea Portes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-portes/)

> [“And when I have that feeling, that feeling like I need a handout, desperate, I want to pull my skin off and turn into…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-portes/and-when-i-have-that-feeling-that-feeling-like-i-need-a-handout/)

[Andrea Portes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-portes/)

> [“When I get back to my dorm room, there it is, staring at me from above my bed. The Vladimir Putin calendar. Ha! I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-portes/when-i-get-back-to-my-dorm-room-there-it-is-staring-at-me-from-above/)

[Andrea Portes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-portes/)

> [“Well, I'm sorry. Again. For like the millionth time. If there's anything I can do ... I'd offer to pay for your dry cleaning,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-portes/well-i-m-sorry-again-for-like-the-millionth-time-if-there-s-anything/)

[Andrea Portes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-portes/)

> [“I'm not sure why anyone on the face of the planet would want to use a bow and arrow. I mean, it seems like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-portes/i-m-not-sure-why-anyone-on-the-face-of-the-planet-would-want-to-use-a/)

[Andrea Portes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-portes/)

> [“Don't worry. We do not have to talk about. We are Russian. We do not talk about feelings all the time and no one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-portes/don-t-worry-we-do-not-have-to-talk-about-we-are-russian-we-do-not/)

[Andrea Portes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-portes/)

> [“There were babies, and toddlers, and five-year-old boys in Batman shirts. There was even a little girl dressed as Elsa. For no reason. It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-portes/there-were-babies-and-toddlers-and-five-year-old-boys-in-batman/)

[Andrea Portes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-portes/)

> [“I look out past the corn and the wheat and wonder how many sets of bones are buried, unspoken, keeping their stories to themselves…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-portes/i-look-out-past-the-corn-and-the-wheat-and-wonder-how-many-sets-of/)

[Andrea Portes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-portes/)

> [“Second, I will venture to Café Treplev, which is a hidden, wooden, book-lined restaurant that looks more like someone's personal library I would like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-portes/second-i-will-venture-to-caf-treplev-which-is-a-hidden-wooden-book/)

[Andrea Portes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-portes/)

> [“Okay, I have a follow-up question." Madden exhales. "Yes." "Is this car worth a lot in your human money?" "Paige, there's nothing around. Okay?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-portes/okay-i-have-a-follow-up-question-madden-exhales-yes-is-this-car-worth/)

[Andrea Portes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-portes/)

> [“You know why you keep losing, 'cause, guess what, you're a fucking loser.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-portes/you-know-why-you-keep-losing-cause-guess-what-you-re-a-fucking-loser/)

[Andrea Portes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-portes/)

> [“But somewhere in America, between the freeways and the Food-4-Less, between the filling stations and the 5-o-'clock news, behind the blue blinking light coming…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-portes/but-somewhere-in-america-between-the-freeways-and-the-food-4-less/)

[Andrea Portes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-portes/)

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