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> [“I've never had much luck with New Year's resolutions. Last year I only lasted three days before realizing I couldn't survive without junk food. And the year before that, when my sister and I promised not to argue anymore, we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-ponti/i-ve-never-had-much-luck-with-new-year-s-resolutions-last-year-i-only/)

[James Ponti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-ponti/)

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## More by James Ponti

> [“Zues?" I said. "His computer. He named it." Then she whispered conspiratorially, "He acts like it's a person." "I do not," he said as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-ponti/zues-i-said-his-computer-he-named-it-then-she-whispered/)

[James Ponti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-ponti/)

> [“I mean it, guys," I said. "Why don't you play Two Foot Trivia instead? It's just as fun and much safer." "First of all,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-ponti/i-mean-it-guys-i-said-why-don-t-you-play-two-foot-trivia-instead-it-s/)

[James Ponti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-ponti/)

> [“I don't get involved in anything that's stupid.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-ponti/i-don-t-get-involved-in-anything-that-s-stupid/)

[James Ponti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-ponti/)

> [“I've never had much luck with New Year's resolutions. Last year I only lasted three days before realizing I couldn't survive without junk food.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-ponti/i-ve-never-had-much-luck-with-new-year-s-resolutions-last-year-i-only/)

[James Ponti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-ponti/)

> [“I'm not worthy of you or your Omega awesomeness.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-ponti/i-m-not-worthy-of-you-or-your-omega-awesomeness/)

[James Ponti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-ponti/)

> [“This year I, Molly Bigelow, resolve to stay alive. That's it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-ponti/this-year-i-molly-bigelow-resolve-to-stay-alive-that-s-it/)

[James Ponti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-ponti/)

> [“I hate zombies. I know that sound prejudiced. I'm sure some zombies are really nice to kittens and love their parents. But it's been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-ponti/i-hate-zombies-i-know-that-sound-prejudiced-i-m-sure-some-zombies-are/)

[James Ponti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-ponti/)

> [“If this had been a public-school locker room, there would have been some gray jumbo-sized garbage cans nearby, and I probably could've taken care…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-ponti/if-this-had-been-a-public-school-locker-room-there-would-have-been/)

[James Ponti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-ponti/)

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