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title: "126 Drunken Quotes by 106 authors"
description: "Browse 126 Drunken quotes by 106 authors. Discover the best Drunken sayings and thoughts."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/079/thomas-jefferson-43_alcohol_no-nation-is-drunken-where-wine-is-cheap_747639.jpg"
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> [No nation is drunken where wine is cheap.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-jefferson/no-nation-is-drunken-where-wine-is-cheap/)

[Thomas Jefferson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-jefferson/)

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> [Drunken words are sober thoughts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alison-mccarthy/drunken-words-are-sober-thoughts/)

[Alison McCarthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alison-mccarthy/)

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> ['Legend of the Drunken Master' was my favorite.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lucas-till/legend-of-the-drunken-master-was-my-favorite/)

[Lucas Till](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lucas-till/)

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> [The drunken man is a living corpse.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/saint-john-chrysostom/the-drunken-man-is-a-living-corpse/)

[Saint John Chrysostom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/saint-john-chrysostom/)

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> [I'm a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/i-m-a-drunken-midget-with-a-loaded-gun-a-loaded-gun/)

[Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/)

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> [Drunken talk isn’t meant to be printed in the paper.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-charles/drunken-talk-isn-t-meant-to-be-printed-in-the-paper/)

[Ray Charles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-charles/)

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> [“Is not this Stephano, my drunken butler?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/is-not-this-stephano-my-drunken-butler/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/criss-jami/drunken-men-give-some-of-the-best-pep-talks/)

[Criss Jami](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/criss-jami/)

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> [\* Drunken words speak volumes of truth that some sober mouths don't speak \*](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nishan-panwar/drunken-words-speak-volumes-of-truth-that-some-sober-mouths-don-t/)

[Nishan Panwar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nishan-panwar/)

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> [Weakness ineffectually seeks to disguise itself,--like a drunken man trying to show how sober he is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-nestell-bovee/weakness-ineffectually-seeks-to-disguise-itself-like-a-drunken-man/)

[Christian Nestell Bovee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-nestell-bovee/)

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> [Shakespeare is a drunken savage with some imagination whose plays please only in London and Canada.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/voltaire/shakespeare-is-a-drunken-savage-with-some-imagination-whose-plays/)

[Voltaire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/voltaire/)

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> [Drunken Master (the first one). If I hadn't seen this movie, I would never have come up with Dragonball.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/akira-toriyama/drunken-master-the-first-one-if-i-hadn-t-seen-this-movie-i-would/)

[Akira Toriyama](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/akira-toriyama/)

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> [“Hate is never a far cry from love… Sometimes I stumble the lines drunken.. Hollering your name..”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shanica-stewart/hate-is-never-a-far-cry-from-love-sometimes-i-stumble-the-lines/)

[Shanica Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shanica-stewart/)

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> [Wine ...moderately drunken it doth quicken a man's wits, It doth comfort the heart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-boorde/wine-moderately-drunken-it-doth-quicken-a-man-s-wits-it-doth-comfort/)

[Andrew Boorde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-boorde/)

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> [Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-ford/have-i-tried-it-probably-in-one-of-my-drunken-stupors/)

[Rob Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-ford/)

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> [For she belike hath drunken deep Of all the blessedness of sleep.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samuel-taylor-coleridge/for-she-belike-hath-drunken-deep-of-all-the-blessedness-of-sleep/)

[Samuel Taylor Coleridge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samuel-taylor-coleridge/)

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> [“I am not collarbones or drunken letters never sent. I am not the way I leave or left or didn’t know how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlotte-eriksson/i-am-not-collarbones-or-drunken-letters-never-sent-i-am-not-the-way-i/)

[Charlotte Eriksson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlotte-eriksson/)

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> [“Cards on the table, Ava. No fucking about, no more drunken confessions and no more holding out on me, Do you understand?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jodi-ellen-malpas/cards-on-the-table-ava-no-fucking-about-no-more-drunken-confessions/)

[Jodi Ellen Malpas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jodi-ellen-malpas/)

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> [“We’re both hot, both loaded, both smart. I’d say that for drunken, horrific mistakes, we did okay.” “Except”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leta-blake/we-re-both-hot-both-loaded-both-smart-i-d-say-that-for-drunken/)

[Leta Blake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leta-blake/)

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> [I lost myself inside a drunken kiss and I; all I ever wanted was to walk you home; Save the sad song…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mayday-parade/i-lost-myself-inside-a-drunken-kiss-and-i-all-i-ever-wanted-was-to/)

[Mayday Parade](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mayday-parade/)

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> [Be always drunken. Nothing else matters: that is the only question. If you would not feel the horrible burden of time weighing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-baudelaire/be-always-drunken-nothing-else-matters-that-is-the-only-question-if/)

[Charles Baudelaire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-baudelaire/)

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> [Stay yourselves, and wonder; cry ye out, and cry: they are drunken, but not with wine; they stagger, but not with strong…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bible/stay-yourselves-and-wonder-cry-ye-out-and-cry-they-are-drunken-but/)

[Bible](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bible/)

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> [Well, while I'm here I'll do the work — and what's the work? To ease the pain of living. Everything else, drunken dumbshow.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/allen-ginsberg/well-while-i-m-here-i-ll-do-the-work-and-what-s-the-work-to-ease-the/)

[Allen Ginsberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/allen-ginsberg/)

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> [“I'm past being humiliated by you in public, having to watch your drunken foolishness and everybody looking on”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ian-cross/i-m-past-being-humiliated-by-you-in-public-having-to-watch-your/)

[Ian Cross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ian-cross/)

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> [“One must be for ever drunken: that is the sole question of importance. If you would not feel the horrible burden of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chalres-santore/one-must-be-for-ever-drunken-that-is-the-sole-question-of-importance/)

[Chalres Santore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chalres-santore/)

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> [“I know now that this isn’t true love or perfection or happily ever after. It’s not even meant to be. This is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christina-meredith/i-know-now-that-this-isn-t-true-love-or-perfection-or-happily-ever/)

[Christina Meredith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christina-meredith/)

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> [Detroit is drunken idiots. It was no surprise to me. I performed with Kenny Rogers for one year as his opening act,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gallagher/detroit-is-drunken-idiots-it-was-no-surprise-to-me-i-performed-with/)

[Gallagher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gallagher/)

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> [“One sip of this wine and you will go mad with drunkenness. You will drop your masks and tear your clothes —…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kamand-kojouri/one-sip-of-this-wine-and-you-will-go-mad-with-drunkenness-you-will/)

[Kamand Kojouri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kamand-kojouri/)

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> [Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish—a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/maybe-there-is-no-heaven-or-maybe-this-is-all-pure-gibberish-a/)

[Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/)

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> [“Then it hits me. I’m actually kneeling before a toilet. The throne, as other drunks call it. How many drunken nights and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-karr/then-it-hits-me-i-m-actually-kneeling-before-a-toilet-the-throne-as/)

[Mary Karr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-karr/)

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> [“I guess in my beer-soaked mind it would all just magically work out, and she'd be so happy to see me she'd…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/i-guess-in-my-beer-soaked-mind-it-would-all-just-magically-work-out/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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> [“Imagine hearing a group of drunken warriors shouting your name and following it with a must die . Suddenly I missed my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/suzanne-selfors/imagine-hearing-a-group-of-drunken-warriors-shouting-your-name-and/)

[Suzanne Selfors](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/suzanne-selfors/)

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> [“Who dies best, the soldier who falls for your sake, or the fly in my whiskey-glass? The happy agony of the fly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-t-vollmann/who-dies-best-the-soldier-who-falls-for-your-sake-or-the-fly-in-my/)

[William T. Vollmann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-t-vollmann/)

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> [“Look I have somewhere I have to be and I don’t particularly love that I have to go, but you freaking out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-crownover/look-i-have-somewhere-i-have-to-be-and-i-don-t-particularly-love-that/)

[Jay Crownover](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-crownover/)

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> [“Be Drunken, Always. That is the point; nothing else matters. If you would not feel the horrible burden of Time weigh you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-baudelaire/be-drunken-always-that-is-the-point-nothing-else-matters-if-you-would/)

[Charles Baudelaire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-baudelaire/)

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> [“A drunken party girl and her equally drunken escort got onto the elevator at that moment. The girl spotted Drake and lurched…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/a-drunken-party-girl-and-her-equally-drunken-escort-got-onto-the/)

[Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/)

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> [“So, how’d you get the tattoo?” she said. “Drunken frat boys don’t say no to things their drunken frat brothers are telling…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linda-morris/so-how-d-you-get-the-tattoo-she-said-drunken-frat-boys-don-t-say-no/)

[Linda Morris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linda-morris/)

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> [“So now I lye by Day and toss or rave by Night, since the ratling and perpetual Hum of the Town deny…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-ackroyd/so-now-i-lye-by-day-and-toss-or-rave-by-night-since-the-ratling-and/)

[Peter Ackroyd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-ackroyd/)

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> [“The Drunken Gnat You are the soul of the soul, a door that opens into existence. When separation makes us angry, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rumi/the-drunken-gnat-you-are-the-soul-of-the-soul-a-door-that-opens-into/)

[Rumi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rumi/)

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> [“Joe!” he groaned, attempting to speak clearly. “Joe! Good ol’ Joe!” “Captain, you’re drunk!” Lofflin said, stating the obvious while trying to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christina-engela/joe-he-groaned-attempting-to-speak-clearly-joe-good-ol-joe-captain/)

[Christina Engela](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christina-engela/)

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                        "text": "“So, how’d you get the tattoo?” she said. “Drunken frat boys don’t say no to things their drunken frat brothers are telling them to do.” “That almost sounds like an admission of weakness from the invulnerable Andrew Sheffield.” “Not weakness. Stupidity, maybe. That, I’ll cop to.” “I can’t believe the man behind such a successful business is stupid.” “You’d be surprised. Just as there are different kinds of intelligence, there are different kinds of stupid.”",
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                        "text": "“So now I lye by Day and toss or rave by Night, since the ratling and perpetual Hum of the Town deny me rest: just as Madness and Phrensy are the vapours which rise from the lower Faculties, so the Chaos of the Streets reaches up even to the very Closet here and I am whirl'd about by cries of Knives to Grind and Here are your Mouse-Traps. I was last night about to enter the Shaddowe of Rest when a Watch-man, half-drunken, thumps at the Door with his Past Three-a-clock and his Rainy Wet Morning. And when at length I slipp'd into Sleep I had no sooner forgot my present Distemper than I was plunged into a worse: I dreamd my self to be lying in a small place under ground, like unto a Grave, and my Body was all broken while others sung. And there was a Face that did so terrifie me that I had like to have expired in my Dream. Well, I will say no more.”",
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                        "text": "“The Drunken Gnat You are the soul of the soul, a door that opens into existence. When separation makes us angry, you strike with a sword. When union becomes vague, you feed it with a vast nothing. Old civilizations start to flourish again. The March sun warms the world with singing. Tambourine and harp, branches covered with buds. Is anyone sober enough to speak with the king? No one. All right. Remember how a gnat once got drunk and walked into the ear of a terrible tyrant, then from there into his brain and killed him? Grape-wine can do that to a gnat. What will the wine of infinity do for us? A cave dog watched over the sleepers. If a dog can be a shepherd, what could the spirit-lion of a human being become? Sparks from a fire lift in the sky and turn to stars. Shams is now a depth of truth that rises every morning in the east.”",
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