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title: "Best Drunkard Quotes"
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> [I will not be held like a drunkard / under the cold tap of facts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leonard-cohen/i-will-not-be-held-like-a-drunkard-under-the-cold-tap-of-facts/)

[Leonard Cohen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leonard-cohen/)

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> [“One: I am a Welshman; two: I am a drunkard; three: I am a lover of the human race, especially of women.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-thomas/one-i-am-a-welshman-two-i-am-a-drunkard-three-i-am-a-lover-of-the/)

[Dylan Thomas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-thomas/)

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> [A drunkard clasp his teeth and not undo 'em, To suffer wet damnation to run through 'em.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cyril-tourneur/a-drunkard-clasp-his-teeth-and-not-undo-em-to-suffer-wet-damnation-to/)

[Cyril Tourneur](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cyril-tourneur/)

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> [To dispute with a drunkard is to debate with an empty house.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/to-dispute-with-a-drunkard-is-to-debate-with-an-empty-house/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jewish-proverb/the-innkeeper-loves-a-drunkard-but-not-for-a-son-in-law/)

Jewish Proverb

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> [I am a drunkard from another kind of tavern. I dance to a silent tune. I am the symphony of stars.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rumi/i-am-a-drunkard-from-another-kind-of-tavern-i-dance-to-a-silent-tune/)

[Rumi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rumi/)

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> [There is nothing more stubborn than a drunkard trying to convince you he is not.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vikrant-parsai/there-is-nothing-more-stubborn-than-a-drunkard-trying-to-convince-you/)

[Vikrant Parsai](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vikrant-parsai/)

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> [The dyspeptic and the drunkard do not know how to eat or drink.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-anthelme-brillat-savarin/the-dyspeptic-and-the-drunkard-do-not-know-how-to-eat-or-drink/)

[Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-anthelme-brillat-savarin/)

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> [A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samuel-butler/a-drunkard-would-not-give-money-to-sober-people-he-said-they-would/)

[Samuel Butler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samuel-butler/)

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> [“A drunkard never walks where he can fly. Only the sober believe that the inebriate stagger to and fro. In reality they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dezs-kosztol-nyi/a-drunkard-never-walks-where-he-can-fly-only-the-sober-believe-that/)

[Dezső Kosztolányi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dezs-kosztol-nyi/)

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> [It were better for a man to be subject to any vice than to drunkenness; for all other vanities and sins are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/walter-raleigh/it-were-better-for-a-man-to-be-subject-to-any-vice-than-to/)

[Walter Raleigh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/walter-raleigh/)

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> [The sight of a drunkard is a better sermon against that vice than the best that was ever preached on that subject.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-savile/the-sight-of-a-drunkard-is-a-better-sermon-against-that-vice-than-the/)

[George Savile](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-savile/)

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> [If you take from a theory only the conclusions you like and discard the rest, you are using the theory as a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-mankiw/if-you-take-from-a-theory-only-the-conclusions-you-like-and-discard/)

[Greg Mankiw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-mankiw/)

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> [If I were sufficiently romantic I suppose I'd have killed myself long ago just to make people talk about me. I haven't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-dos-passos/if-i-were-sufficiently-romantic-i-suppose-i-d-have-killed-myself-long/)

[John Dos Passos](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-dos-passos/)

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> [“With a drunkard father who neglected his business, how could they ever hope to have education and care they deserve? …I want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lynne-withey/with-a-drunkard-father-who-neglected-his-business-how-could-they-ever/)

[Lynne Withey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lynne-withey/)

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> [“Well, upon my soul! You are not ashamed to stand there and confess yourself a disgusting drunkard.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-bernard-shaw/well-upon-my-soul-you-are-not-ashamed-to-stand-there-and-confess/)

[George Bernard Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-bernard-shaw/)

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> [If I hadn't been a drunkard, I probably would have committed suicide long ago.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/if-i-hadn-t-been-a-drunkard-i-probably-would-have-committed-suicide/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [We all have a tendency to use research as a drunkard uses a lamppost – for support, not for illumination.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-ogilvy/we-all-have-a-tendency-to-use-research-as-a-drunkard-uses-a-lamppost/)

[David Ogilvy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-ogilvy/)

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> [If I had not some strength of will I would make a first class drunkard.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-shackleton/if-i-had-not-some-strength-of-will-i-would-make-a-first-class-drunkard/)

[Ernest Shackleton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-shackleton/)

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> [Reasoning with a drunkard is like Going under water with a torch to seek for a drowning man.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thiruvalluvar/reasoning-with-a-drunkard-is-like-going-under-water-with-a-torch-to/)

[Thiruvalluvar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thiruvalluvar/)

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> [A drunkard's words : Drinking is not my passion.. It is just my first love's last gift!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aldyna-threesya/a-drunkard-s-words-drinking-is-not-my-passion-it-is-just-my-first/)

[Aldyna Threesya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aldyna-threesya/)

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> [“Most people use statistics the way a drunkard uses a lamp post, more for support than illumination.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/randy-bartlett/most-people-use-statistics-the-way-a-drunkard-uses-a-lamp-post-more/)

[Randy Bartlett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/randy-bartlett/)

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> [A drunkard is unprofitable for any kind of good service.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/plato/a-drunkard-is-unprofitable-for-any-kind-of-good-service/)

[Plato](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/plato/)

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> [Whatsoever is in the heart of the sober man, is in the mouth of the drunkard.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-lyly/whatsoever-is-in-the-heart-of-the-sober-man-is-in-the-mouth-of-the/)

[John Lyly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-lyly/)

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> [He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/epictetus/he-is-a-drunkard-who-takes-more-than-three-glasses-though-he-be-not/)

[Epictetus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/epictetus/)

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