---
title: "Best Drunk Proverbs"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/992/charles-bukowski-73_asks_if-you-want-to-know-where-god-is-ask-a-d_1203533.jpg"
---

> [If you want to know where God is, ask a drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/if-you-want-to-know-where-god-is-ask-a-drunk/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/992/charles-bukowski-73_asks_if-you-want-to-know-where-god-is-ask-a-d_1203533.jpg)

> [Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jersey-shore/being-drunk-is-a-beautiful-thing-sometimes/)

Jersey Shore

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c5d/jersey-shore-8116_beauty_being-drunk-is-a-beautiful-thing-sometim_1762455.jpg)

> [I drink to get drunk cause this world is so fucked](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tristan-david/i-drink-to-get-drunk-cause-this-world-is-so-fucked/)

Tristan David

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/94c/tristan-david-72586_quote_i-drink-to-get-drunk-cause-this-world-is_1895097.jpg)

> [I Swear to Drunk, I Am not God!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/macyjaxson/i-swear-to-drunk-i-am-not-god/)

MacyJaxson

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bb0/macyjaxson-258753_drunk_i-swear-to-drunk-i-am-not-god-3132486_3132486.jpg)

> [“Oh, no, nope, shoot. Are we about to human mate?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackson-lanzing/oh-no-nope-shoot-are-we-about-to-human-mate/)

[Jackson Lanzing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackson-lanzing/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb8/jackson-lanzing-38807_alien_oh-no-nope-shoot-are-we-about-to-human-m_1903047.jpg)

> [If drama was alcohol, we'd all be drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-drama-was-alcohol-we-d-all-be-drunk/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/15f/anonymous-1_alcohol_if-drama-was-alcohol-we-d-all-be-drunk-2_2469667.jpg)

> [“Sal turned, an eye stalk hanging from his teeth.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/sal-turned-an-eye-stalk-hanging-from-his-teeth/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/162/steven-ramirez-13996_chaos_sal-turned-an-eye-stalk-hanging-from-his_1720736.jpg)

> [I have drunk and seen the spider.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/i-have-drunk-and-seen-the-spider/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/78c/william-shakespeare-4_drunk_i-have-drunk-and-seen-the-spider-1339980_1339980.jpg)

> [“It wasn't an effect of alcohol. It was more like we got drunk on the night.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leila-sales/it-wasn-t-an-effect-of-alcohol-it-was-more-like-we-got-drunk-on-the/)

[Leila Sales](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leila-sales/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8e9/leila-sales-7674_quote_it-wasn-t-an-effect-of-alcohol-it-was-mo_965387.jpg)

> [I need a girl who opens her arms for me after she is drunk rather than opening her legs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shubham-joshi/i-need-a-girl-who-opens-her-arms-for-me-after-she-is-drunk-rather/)

[Shubham Joshi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shubham-joshi/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/946/shubham-joshi-3820_drunk_i-need-a-girl-who-opens-her-arms-for-me_2524977.jpg)

> [My name is marwin... I have a first name but I cant pronounce it too ...go home marwin you are drunk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aruho-marwin-machiaveli/my-name-is-marwin-i-have-a-first-name-but-i-cant-pronounce-it-too-go/)

Aruho Marwin Machiaveli

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d1/aruho-marwin-machiaveli-15865_drunk_my-name-is-marwin-i-have-a-first-name-bu_177813.jpg)

> [I'm sick of you being sick of me being sick of you being sick of me being drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-sick-of-you-being-sick-of-me-being-sick-of-you-being-sick-of-me/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/446/anonymous-1_quote_i-m-sick-of-you-being-sick-of-me-being-s_917601.jpg)

> [I'm never drunk on the road, and since I've got to take care of my voice, smoke is definitely not allowed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chaz-bundick/i-m-never-drunk-on-the-road-and-since-i-ve-got-to-take-care-of-my/)

[Chaz Bundick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chaz-bundick/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eec/chaz-bundick-23071_care_i-m-never-drunk-on-the-road-and-since-i_3123933.jpg)

> [As a rapper, I don't freestyle. I used to freestyle when I used to get drunk, and it didn't matter.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andre-benjamin/as-a-rapper-i-don-t-freestyle-i-used-to-freestyle-when-i-used-to-get/)

[Andre Benjamin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andre-benjamin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c7/andre-benjamin-13360_drunk_as-a-rapper-i-don-t-freestyle-i-used-to_828416.png)

> [I look like a down-and-out drunk who has been picked out of the gutter in the Strand.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-churchill/i-look-like-a-down-and-out-drunk-who-has-been-picked-out-of-the/)

[Winston Churchill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-churchill/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41b/winston-churchill-95_adversity_i-look-like-a-down-and-out-drunk-who-has_1341913.jpg)

> [I like dumb people cause they make me look smart even when I'm drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-like-dumb-people-cause-they-make-me-look-smart-even-when-i-m-drunk/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/04c/anonymous-1_dumb-people_i-like-dumb-people-cause-they-make-me-lo_2117368.jpg)

> [I like to push people till I get the truth out of them. Get them drunk, or whatever. Then discover what they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-e-smith/i-like-to-push-people-till-i-get-the-truth-out-of-them-get-them-drunk/)

[Mark E. Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-e-smith/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/30c/mark-e-smith-17592_drunk_i-like-to-push-people-till-i-get-the-tru_392620.png)

> [He holds me in his big arms. Drunk and I am seeing star.s This is all I think of. Watching all our…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lana-del-rey/he-holds-me-in-his-big-arms-drunk-and-i-am-seeing-star-s-this-is-all/)

[Lana Del Rey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lana-del-rey/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bff/lana-del-rey-1196_drunk_he-holds-me-in-his-big-arms-drunk-and-i_295874.jpg)

> [And so tonight we're going to make the lie true, and when that's done, I'll bring the liquor back here and we'll…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tennessee-williams/and-so-tonight-we-re-going-to-make-the-lie-true-and-when-that-s-done/)

[Tennessee Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tennessee-williams/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa3/tennessee-williams-745_death_and-so-tonight-we-re-going-to-make-the-l_255687.jpg)

> [An Alcohol Will Preserve Anything But Not A Secret; People Have a Tendency To Talk Too Freely And Become Indiscreet When They…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pacifiersucker/an-alcohol-will-preserve-anything-but-not-a-secret-people-have-a/)

Pacifiersucker

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e97/pacifiersucker-133_attitude_an-alcohol-will-preserve-anything-but-no_1560944.jpg)

> [A very drunk man comes out of the bar And sees another very drunk man, He looks up in the sky and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/troublemaker/a-very-drunk-man-comes-out-of-the-bar-and-sees-another-very-drunk-man/)

Troublemaker

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d92/troublemaker-13460_drunk-man_a-very-drunk-man-comes-out-of-the-bar-an_1148594.jpg)

> [In short, if your body or mind Or your soul or your purse come to grief, You need only get drunk, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-kenneth-stephen/in-short-if-your-body-or-mind-or-your-soul-or-your-purse-come-to/)

[James Kenneth Stephen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-kenneth-stephen/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/70d/james-kenneth-stephen-40804_body_in-short-if-your-body-or-mind-or-your-so_2512334.png)

> [Many people have played themselves to death. Many people have eaten and drunk themselves to death. Nobody ever thought himself to death.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gilbert-highet/many-people-have-played-themselves-to-death-many-people-have-eaten/)

[Gilbert Highet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gilbert-highet/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5e/gilbert-highet-15158_death_many-people-have-played-themselves-to-de_2027213.png)

> [Sometimes I get a little drunk, sometimes I get a little out of it, sometimes I get out of tune onstage, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-stills/sometimes-i-get-a-little-drunk-sometimes-i-get-a-little-out-of-it/)

[Stephen Stills](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-stills/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b0e/stephen-stills-17130_drunk_sometimes-i-get-a-little-drunk-sometimes_2409041.jpg)

> [It seemed to me that man himself was like a half-emptied bottle of pale ale, which Time had drunk so far, yet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-david-thoreau/it-seemed-to-me-that-man-himself-was-like-a-half-emptied-bottle-of/)

[Henry David Thoreau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-david-thoreau/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/45c/henry-david-thoreau-20_ale_it-seemed-to-me-that-man-himself-was-lik_773728.jpg)

> [Hey girl hey hey hey heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy You don''t need to worry about me I ain't on any drugs I ain't been drinking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrcountry/hey-girl-hey-hey-hey-heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy-you-don-t-need-to-worry/)

MrCountry

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d47/mrcountry-5018_dedicated-to-babycak_hey-girl-hey-hey-hey-heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyy_574722.jpg)

> [Because I've been that drunk person in the club so many thousands of times, when I'm in an environment where people are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/moby/because-i-ve-been-that-drunk-person-in-the-club-so-many-thousands-of/)

[Moby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/moby/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2cd/moby-549_clubs_because-i-ve-been-that-drunk-person-in-t_336594.jpg)

> [I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone. I get drunk, and I drive my wife away…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/i-have-this-disease-late-at-night-sometimes-involving-alcohol-and-the/)

[Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/509/kurt-vonnegut-41_alcohol_i-have-this-disease-late-at-night-someti_143515.jpg)

> [Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-handey/is-there-anything-more-beautiful-than-a-beautiful-beautiful-flamingo/)

[Jack Handey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-handey/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/241/jack-handey-829_airplane_is-there-anything-more-beautiful-than-a_2286140.jpg)

> [We'd just shared the last beer and slung the empty can out the window at a stop sign and were just waiting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-kesey/we-d-just-shared-the-last-beer-and-slung-the-empty-can-out-the-window/)

[Ken Kesey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-kesey/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d24/ken-kesey-1034_awake_we-d-just-shared-the-last-beer-and-slung_787837.jpg)

> [“I was drawn to all the wrong things: I liked to drink, I was lazy, I didn't have a god, politics, ideas,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/i-was-drawn-to-all-the-wrong-things-i-liked-to-drink-i-was-lazy-i-3/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9eb/charles-bukowski-73_alcoholism_i-was-drawn-to-all-the-wrong-things-i-li_1962268.jpg)

> [The torches ran off, and I found myself in a forest, at night, without any light, on skis, and that was not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roman-polanski/the-torches-ran-off-and-i-found-myself-in-a-forest-at-night-without/)

[Roman Polanski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roman-polanski/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c50/roman-polanski-17124_drunk_the-torches-ran-off-and-i-found-myself-i_2784035.jpg)

> [There are worse ways to die than warm and drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/there-are-worse-ways-to-die-than-warm-and-drunk/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/321/anonymous-1_alcohol_there-are-worse-ways-to-die-than-warm-an_1554558.jpg)

> [I was always playing the hard-bitten drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sally-kellerman/i-was-always-playing-the-hard-bitten-drunk/)

[Sally Kellerman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sally-kellerman/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/856/sally-kellerman-26895_drunk_i-was-always-playing-the-hard-bitten-dru_388853.jpg)

> [She's half mad and three parts drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-boyd/she-s-half-mad-and-three-parts-drunk/)

[William Boyd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-boyd/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df4/william-boyd-3581_drunk_she-s-half-mad-and-three-parts-drunk-281_2819549.png)

> [Getting drunk after a hard day of being sober.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/getting-drunk-after-a-hard-day-of-being-sober/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9e7/anonymous-1_being-drunk_getting-drunk-after-a-hard-day-of-being_2827037.jpg)

> [I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-huston/i-prefer-to-think-that-god-is-not-dead-just-drunk/)

[John Huston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-huston/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/269/john-huston-20152_alcohol_i-prefer-to-think-that-god-is-not-dead-j_2192915.png)

> [Well it's hard to remember who, but I drunk dial a lot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-garcia/well-it-s-hard-to-remember-who-but-i-drunk-dial-a-lot/)

[Adam Garcia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-garcia/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1b5/adam-garcia-26312_dial_well-it-s-hard-to-remember-who-but-i-dru_1789061.png)

> [A drunk tongue is an honest one in my opinion.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adele/a-drunk-tongue-is-an-honest-one-in-my-opinion/)

[Adele](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adele/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/af5/adele-1462_drunk_a-drunk-tongue-is-an-honest-one-in-my-op_2536350.jpg)

> [When I'm drunk the whole world turns into a big joke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/unknow/when-i-m-drunk-the-whole-world-turns-into-a-big-joke/)

Unknow

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/82d/unknow-1420_being-drunk_when-i-m-drunk-the-whole-world-turns-int_842013.jpg)

## Top authors on Drunk

- [Steven Ramirez 42 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/drunk/steven-ramirez/)
- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b006/author-charles-bukowski-22166.jpg) Charles Bukowski 18 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/drunk/charles-bukowski/)
- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b021/author-rumi-81702.jpg) Rumi 12 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/drunk/rumi/)
- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-john-green-51499.jpg) John Green 12 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/drunk/john-green/)
- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b009/author-ernest-hemingway-33795.jpg) Ernest Hemingway 11 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/drunk/ernest-hemingway/)
- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b025/author-wiz-khalifa-96255.jpg) Wiz Khalifa 10 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/drunk/wiz-khalifa/)
- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b023/author-tom-waits-91606.jpg) Tom Waits 9 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/drunk/tom-waits/)
- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b018/author-nikhil-saluja-71464.jpg) Nikhil Saluja 9 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/drunk/nikhil-saluja/)
- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b006/author-charles-baudelaire-22143.jpg) Charles Baudelaire 9 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/drunk/charles-baudelaire/)
- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b018/author-moby-68765.jpg) Moby 8 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/drunk/moby/)
- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b009/author-f-scott-fitzgerald-34497.jpg) F. Scott Fitzgerald 8 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/drunk/f-scott-fitzgerald/)
- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b006/author-cassandra-clare-21529.jpg) Cassandra Clare 8 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/drunk/cassandra-clare/)

```json
{
    "@context": "https://schema.org",
    "@graph": [
        {
            "@type": "ItemList",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/drunk/#itemlist",
            "name": "Drunk Quotes",
            "numberOfItems": 40,
            "itemListElement": [
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 1,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "If you want to know where God is, ask a drunk.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Charles Bukowski"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/if-you-want-to-know-where-god-is-ask-a-drunk/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/992/charles-bukowski-73_asks_if-you-want-to-know-where-god-is-ask-a-d_1203533.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/992/charles-bukowski-73_asks_if-you-want-to-know-where-god-is-ask-a-d_1203533.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/992/charles-bukowski-73_asks_if-you-want-to-know-where-god-is-ask-a-d_1203533.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“If you want to know where God is, ask a drunk.” — Charles Bukowski",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 2,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Jersey Shore"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jersey-shore/being-drunk-is-a-beautiful-thing-sometimes/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c5d/jersey-shore-8116_beauty_being-drunk-is-a-beautiful-thing-sometim_1762455.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c5d/jersey-shore-8116_beauty_being-drunk-is-a-beautiful-thing-sometim_1762455.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c5d/jersey-shore-8116_beauty_being-drunk-is-a-beautiful-thing-sometim_1762455.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.” — Jersey Shore",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 3,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "I drink to get drunk cause this world is so fucked",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Tristan David"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tristan-david/i-drink-to-get-drunk-cause-this-world-is-so-fucked/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/94c/tristan-david-72586_quote_i-drink-to-get-drunk-cause-this-world-is_1895097.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/94c/tristan-david-72586_quote_i-drink-to-get-drunk-cause-this-world-is_1895097.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/94c/tristan-david-72586_quote_i-drink-to-get-drunk-cause-this-world-is_1895097.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I drink to get drunk cause this world is so fucked” — Tristan David",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 4,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "I Swear to Drunk, I Am not God!",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "MacyJaxson"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/macyjaxson/i-swear-to-drunk-i-am-not-god/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bb0/macyjaxson-258753_drunk_i-swear-to-drunk-i-am-not-god-3132486_3132486.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bb0/macyjaxson-258753_drunk_i-swear-to-drunk-i-am-not-god-3132486_3132486.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bb0/macyjaxson-258753_drunk_i-swear-to-drunk-i-am-not-god-3132486_3132486.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I Swear to Drunk, I Am not God!” — MacyJaxson",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 5,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“Oh, no, nope, shoot. Are we about to human mate?”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Jackson Lanzing"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackson-lanzing/oh-no-nope-shoot-are-we-about-to-human-mate/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb8/jackson-lanzing-38807_alien_oh-no-nope-shoot-are-we-about-to-human-m_1903047.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb8/jackson-lanzing-38807_alien_oh-no-nope-shoot-are-we-about-to-human-m_1903047.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb8/jackson-lanzing-38807_alien_oh-no-nope-shoot-are-we-about-to-human-m_1903047.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Oh, no, nope, shoot. Are we about to human mate?” — Jackson Lanzing",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 6,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "If drama was alcohol, we'd all be drunk.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Anonymous"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-drama-was-alcohol-we-d-all-be-drunk/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/15f/anonymous-1_alcohol_if-drama-was-alcohol-we-d-all-be-drunk-2_2469667.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/15f/anonymous-1_alcohol_if-drama-was-alcohol-we-d-all-be-drunk-2_2469667.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/15f/anonymous-1_alcohol_if-drama-was-alcohol-we-d-all-be-drunk-2_2469667.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“If drama was alcohol, we'd all be drunk.” — Anonymous",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 7,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“Sal turned, an eye stalk hanging from his teeth.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Steven Ramirez"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/sal-turned-an-eye-stalk-hanging-from-his-teeth/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/162/steven-ramirez-13996_chaos_sal-turned-an-eye-stalk-hanging-from-his_1720736.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/162/steven-ramirez-13996_chaos_sal-turned-an-eye-stalk-hanging-from-his_1720736.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/162/steven-ramirez-13996_chaos_sal-turned-an-eye-stalk-hanging-from-his_1720736.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Sal turned, an eye stalk hanging from his teeth.” — Steven Ramirez",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 8,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "I have drunk and seen the spider.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "William Shakespeare"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/i-have-drunk-and-seen-the-spider/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/78c/william-shakespeare-4_drunk_i-have-drunk-and-seen-the-spider-1339980_1339980.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/78c/william-shakespeare-4_drunk_i-have-drunk-and-seen-the-spider-1339980_1339980.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/78c/william-shakespeare-4_drunk_i-have-drunk-and-seen-the-spider-1339980_1339980.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I have drunk and seen the spider.” — William Shakespeare",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 9,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“It wasn't an effect of alcohol. It was more like we got drunk on the night.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Leila Sales"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leila-sales/it-wasn-t-an-effect-of-alcohol-it-was-more-like-we-got-drunk-on-the/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8e9/leila-sales-7674_quote_it-wasn-t-an-effect-of-alcohol-it-was-mo_965387.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8e9/leila-sales-7674_quote_it-wasn-t-an-effect-of-alcohol-it-was-mo_965387.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8e9/leila-sales-7674_quote_it-wasn-t-an-effect-of-alcohol-it-was-mo_965387.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“It wasn't an effect of alcohol. It was more like we got drunk on the night.” — Leila Sales",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 10,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "I need a girl who opens her arms for me after she is drunk rather than opening her legs",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Shubham Joshi"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shubham-joshi/i-need-a-girl-who-opens-her-arms-for-me-after-she-is-drunk-rather/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/946/shubham-joshi-3820_drunk_i-need-a-girl-who-opens-her-arms-for-me_2524977.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/946/shubham-joshi-3820_drunk_i-need-a-girl-who-opens-her-arms-for-me_2524977.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/946/shubham-joshi-3820_drunk_i-need-a-girl-who-opens-her-arms-for-me_2524977.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I need a girl who opens her arms for me after she is drunk rather than opening her legs” — Shubham Joshi",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 11,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "My name is marwin... I have a first name but I cant pronounce it too ...go home marwin you are drunk",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Aruho Marwin Machiaveli"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aruho-marwin-machiaveli/my-name-is-marwin-i-have-a-first-name-but-i-cant-pronounce-it-too-go/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d1/aruho-marwin-machiaveli-15865_drunk_my-name-is-marwin-i-have-a-first-name-bu_177813.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d1/aruho-marwin-machiaveli-15865_drunk_my-name-is-marwin-i-have-a-first-name-bu_177813.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d1/aruho-marwin-machiaveli-15865_drunk_my-name-is-marwin-i-have-a-first-name-bu_177813.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“My name is marwin... I have a first name but I cant pronounce it too ...go home marwin you are drunk” — Aruho Marwin Machiaveli",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 12,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "I'm sick of you being sick of me being sick of you being sick of me being drunk.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Anonymous"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-sick-of-you-being-sick-of-me-being-sick-of-you-being-sick-of-me/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/446/anonymous-1_quote_i-m-sick-of-you-being-sick-of-me-being-s_917601.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/446/anonymous-1_quote_i-m-sick-of-you-being-sick-of-me-being-s_917601.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/446/anonymous-1_quote_i-m-sick-of-you-being-sick-of-me-being-s_917601.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I'm sick of you being sick of me being sick of you being sick of me being drunk.” — Anonymous",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 13,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "I'm never drunk on the road, and since I've got to take care of my voice, smoke is definitely not allowed.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Chaz Bundick"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chaz-bundick/i-m-never-drunk-on-the-road-and-since-i-ve-got-to-take-care-of-my/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eec/chaz-bundick-23071_care_i-m-never-drunk-on-the-road-and-since-i_3123933.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eec/chaz-bundick-23071_care_i-m-never-drunk-on-the-road-and-since-i_3123933.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eec/chaz-bundick-23071_care_i-m-never-drunk-on-the-road-and-since-i_3123933.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I'm never drunk on the road, and since I've got to take care of my voice, smoke is definitely not allowed.” — Chaz Bundick",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 14,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "As a rapper, I don't freestyle. I used to freestyle when I used to get drunk, and it didn't matter.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Andre Benjamin"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andre-benjamin/as-a-rapper-i-don-t-freestyle-i-used-to-freestyle-when-i-used-to-get/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c7/andre-benjamin-13360_drunk_as-a-rapper-i-don-t-freestyle-i-used-to_828416.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c7/andre-benjamin-13360_drunk_as-a-rapper-i-don-t-freestyle-i-used-to_828416.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c7/andre-benjamin-13360_drunk_as-a-rapper-i-don-t-freestyle-i-used-to_828416.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“As a rapper, I don't freestyle. I used to freestyle when I used to get drunk, and it didn't matter.” — Andre Benjamin",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 15,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "I look like a down-and-out drunk who has been picked out of the gutter in the Strand.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Winston Churchill"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-churchill/i-look-like-a-down-and-out-drunk-who-has-been-picked-out-of-the/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41b/winston-churchill-95_adversity_i-look-like-a-down-and-out-drunk-who-has_1341913.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41b/winston-churchill-95_adversity_i-look-like-a-down-and-out-drunk-who-has_1341913.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41b/winston-churchill-95_adversity_i-look-like-a-down-and-out-drunk-who-has_1341913.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I look like a down-and-out drunk who has been picked out of the gutter in the Strand.” — Winston Churchill",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 16,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "I like dumb people cause they make me look smart even when I'm drunk.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Anonymous"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-like-dumb-people-cause-they-make-me-look-smart-even-when-i-m-drunk/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/04c/anonymous-1_dumb-people_i-like-dumb-people-cause-they-make-me-lo_2117368.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/04c/anonymous-1_dumb-people_i-like-dumb-people-cause-they-make-me-lo_2117368.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/04c/anonymous-1_dumb-people_i-like-dumb-people-cause-they-make-me-lo_2117368.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I like dumb people cause they make me look smart even when I'm drunk.” — Anonymous",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 17,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "I like to push people till I get the truth out of them. Get them drunk, or whatever. Then discover what they really think. Push them and push them and push them.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Mark E. Smith"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-e-smith/i-like-to-push-people-till-i-get-the-truth-out-of-them-get-them-drunk/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/30c/mark-e-smith-17592_drunk_i-like-to-push-people-till-i-get-the-tru_392620.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/30c/mark-e-smith-17592_drunk_i-like-to-push-people-till-i-get-the-tru_392620.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/30c/mark-e-smith-17592_drunk_i-like-to-push-people-till-i-get-the-tru_392620.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I like to push people till I get the truth out of them. Get them drunk, or whatever. Then discover what they…” — Mark E. Smith",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 18,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "He holds me in his big arms. Drunk and I am seeing star.s This is all I think of. Watching all our friends fall In and out of Old Paul's. This is my idea of fun Playing video games.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Lana Del Rey"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lana-del-rey/he-holds-me-in-his-big-arms-drunk-and-i-am-seeing-star-s-this-is-all/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bff/lana-del-rey-1196_drunk_he-holds-me-in-his-big-arms-drunk-and-i_295874.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bff/lana-del-rey-1196_drunk_he-holds-me-in-his-big-arms-drunk-and-i_295874.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bff/lana-del-rey-1196_drunk_he-holds-me-in-his-big-arms-drunk-and-i_295874.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“He holds me in his big arms. Drunk and I am seeing star.s This is all I think of. Watching all our friends…” — Lana Del Rey",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 19,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "And so tonight we're going to make the lie true, and when that's done, I'll bring the liquor back here and we'll get drunk together, here, tonight, in this place that death has come into...",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Tennessee Williams"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tennessee-williams/and-so-tonight-we-re-going-to-make-the-lie-true-and-when-that-s-done/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa3/tennessee-williams-745_death_and-so-tonight-we-re-going-to-make-the-l_255687.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa3/tennessee-williams-745_death_and-so-tonight-we-re-going-to-make-the-l_255687.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa3/tennessee-williams-745_death_and-so-tonight-we-re-going-to-make-the-l_255687.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“And so tonight we're going to make the lie true, and when that's done, I'll bring the liquor back here and…” — Tennessee Williams",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 20,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "An Alcohol Will Preserve Anything But Not A Secret; People Have a Tendency To Talk Too Freely And Become Indiscreet When They Are Drunk.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Pacifiersucker"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pacifiersucker/an-alcohol-will-preserve-anything-but-not-a-secret-people-have-a/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e97/pacifiersucker-133_attitude_an-alcohol-will-preserve-anything-but-no_1560944.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e97/pacifiersucker-133_attitude_an-alcohol-will-preserve-anything-but-no_1560944.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e97/pacifiersucker-133_attitude_an-alcohol-will-preserve-anything-but-no_1560944.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“An Alcohol Will Preserve Anything But Not A Secret; People Have a Tendency To Talk Too Freely And Become…” — Pacifiersucker",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 21,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "A very drunk man comes out of the bar And sees another very drunk man, He looks up in the sky and says, Is that the sun or the moon? The other drunk man answers, I dont know. Im a stranger here myself.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Troublemaker"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/troublemaker/a-very-drunk-man-comes-out-of-the-bar-and-sees-another-very-drunk-man/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d92/troublemaker-13460_drunk-man_a-very-drunk-man-comes-out-of-the-bar-an_1148594.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d92/troublemaker-13460_drunk-man_a-very-drunk-man-comes-out-of-the-bar-an_1148594.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d92/troublemaker-13460_drunk-man_a-very-drunk-man-comes-out-of-the-bar-an_1148594.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“A very drunk man comes out of the bar And sees another very drunk man, He looks up in the sky and says, Is…” — Troublemaker",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 22,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "In short, if your body or mind Or your soul or your purse come to grief, You need only get drunk, and you'll find Complete and immediate relief.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "James Kenneth Stephen"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-kenneth-stephen/in-short-if-your-body-or-mind-or-your-soul-or-your-purse-come-to/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/70d/james-kenneth-stephen-40804_body_in-short-if-your-body-or-mind-or-your-so_2512334.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/70d/james-kenneth-stephen-40804_body_in-short-if-your-body-or-mind-or-your-so_2512334.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/70d/james-kenneth-stephen-40804_body_in-short-if-your-body-or-mind-or-your-so_2512334.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“In short, if your body or mind Or your soul or your purse come to grief, You need only get drunk, and you'll…” — James Kenneth Stephen",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 23,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "Many people have played themselves to death. Many people have eaten and drunk themselves to death. Nobody ever thought himself to death.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Gilbert Highet"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gilbert-highet/many-people-have-played-themselves-to-death-many-people-have-eaten/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5e/gilbert-highet-15158_death_many-people-have-played-themselves-to-de_2027213.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5e/gilbert-highet-15158_death_many-people-have-played-themselves-to-de_2027213.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5e/gilbert-highet-15158_death_many-people-have-played-themselves-to-de_2027213.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Many people have played themselves to death. Many people have eaten and drunk themselves to death. Nobody…” — Gilbert Highet",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 24,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "Sometimes I get a little drunk, sometimes I get a little out of it, sometimes I get out of tune onstage, but that's something that shouldn't be dissected",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Stephen Stills"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-stills/sometimes-i-get-a-little-drunk-sometimes-i-get-a-little-out-of-it/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b0e/stephen-stills-17130_drunk_sometimes-i-get-a-little-drunk-sometimes_2409041.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b0e/stephen-stills-17130_drunk_sometimes-i-get-a-little-drunk-sometimes_2409041.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b0e/stephen-stills-17130_drunk_sometimes-i-get-a-little-drunk-sometimes_2409041.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Sometimes I get a little drunk, sometimes I get a little out of it, sometimes I get out of tune onstage, but…” — Stephen Stills",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 25,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "It seemed to me that man himself was like a half-emptied bottle of pale ale, which Time had drunk so far, yet stoppled tight for a while, and drifting about in the ocean of circumstances, but destined ere-long to mingle with the surrounding waves, or be spilled amid the sands of a distant shore.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Henry David Thoreau"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-david-thoreau/it-seemed-to-me-that-man-himself-was-like-a-half-emptied-bottle-of/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/45c/henry-david-thoreau-20_ale_it-seemed-to-me-that-man-himself-was-lik_773728.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/45c/henry-david-thoreau-20_ale_it-seemed-to-me-that-man-himself-was-lik_773728.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/45c/henry-david-thoreau-20_ale_it-seemed-to-me-that-man-himself-was-lik_773728.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“It seemed to me that man himself was like a half-emptied bottle of pale ale, which Time had drunk so far…” — Henry David Thoreau",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 26,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "Hey girl hey hey hey heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy You don''t need to worry about me I ain't on any drugs I ain't been drinking Girl the reason why I'm acting funny is because of you Girl I can't take my eyes off of you YOur beauty is my drug I'm drunk in the sight of you HeY HEY HEEEYYYY!!!! GIRL!!!! I'm acting funny because you are here I just trying impress you Like I'm trying to impress you with singing to you",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "MrCountry"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrcountry/hey-girl-hey-hey-hey-heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy-you-don-t-need-to-worry/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d47/mrcountry-5018_dedicated-to-babycak_hey-girl-hey-hey-hey-heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyy_574722.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d47/mrcountry-5018_dedicated-to-babycak_hey-girl-hey-hey-hey-heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyy_574722.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d47/mrcountry-5018_dedicated-to-babycak_hey-girl-hey-hey-hey-heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyy_574722.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Hey girl hey hey hey heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy You don''t need to worry about me I ain't on any drugs I ain't…” — MrCountry",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 27,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "Because I've been that drunk person in the club so many thousands of times, when I'm in an environment where people are drunk or on drugs, I certainly don't judge them. Because it's almost a given that for much of my life I've been way more messed up than them.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Moby"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/moby/because-i-ve-been-that-drunk-person-in-the-club-so-many-thousands-of/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2cd/moby-549_clubs_because-i-ve-been-that-drunk-person-in-t_336594.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2cd/moby-549_clubs_because-i-ve-been-that-drunk-person-in-t_336594.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2cd/moby-549_clubs_because-i-ve-been-that-drunk-person-in-t_336594.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Because I've been that drunk person in the club so many thousands of times, when I'm in an environment where…” — Moby",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 28,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone. I get drunk, and I drive my wife away with a breath like mustard gas and roses. And then, speaking gravely and elegantly into the telephone, I ask the telephone operators to connect me with this friend or that one, from whom I have not heard in years.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Kurt Vonnegut"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/i-have-this-disease-late-at-night-sometimes-involving-alcohol-and-the/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/509/kurt-vonnegut-41_alcohol_i-have-this-disease-late-at-night-someti_143515.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/509/kurt-vonnegut-41_alcohol_i-have-this-disease-late-at-night-someti_143515.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/509/kurt-vonnegut-41_alcohol_i-have-this-disease-late-at-night-someti_143515.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone. I get drunk, and I drive…” — Kurt Vonnegut",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 29,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Jack Handey"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-handey/is-there-anything-more-beautiful-than-a-beautiful-beautiful-flamingo/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/241/jack-handey-829_airplane_is-there-anything-more-beautiful-than-a_2286140.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/241/jack-handey-829_airplane_is-there-anything-more-beautiful-than-a_2286140.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/241/jack-handey-829_airplane_is-there-anything-more-beautiful-than-a_2286140.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful…” — Jack Handey",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 30,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "We'd just shared the last beer and slung the empty can out the window at a stop sign and were just waiting back to get the feel of the day, swimming in that kind of tasty drowsiness that comes over you after a day of going hard at something you enjoy doing -- half sunburned and half drunk and keeping awake only because you wanted to savor the taste as long as you could.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Ken Kesey"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-kesey/we-d-just-shared-the-last-beer-and-slung-the-empty-can-out-the-window/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d24/ken-kesey-1034_awake_we-d-just-shared-the-last-beer-and-slung_787837.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d24/ken-kesey-1034_awake_we-d-just-shared-the-last-beer-and-slung_787837.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d24/ken-kesey-1034_awake_we-d-just-shared-the-last-beer-and-slung_787837.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“We'd just shared the last beer and slung the empty can out the window at a stop sign and were just waiting…” — Ken Kesey",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 31,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“I was drawn to all the wrong things: I liked to drink, I was lazy, I didn't have a god, politics, ideas, ideals. I was settled into nothingness; a kind of non-being, and I accepted it. I didn't make for an interesting person. I didn't want to be interesting, it was too hard. What I really wanted was only a soft, hazy space to live in, and to be left alone. On the other hand, when I got drunk I screamed, went crazy, got all out of hand. One kind of behavior didn't fit the other. I didn't care.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Charles Bukowski"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/i-was-drawn-to-all-the-wrong-things-i-liked-to-drink-i-was-lazy-i-3/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9eb/charles-bukowski-73_alcoholism_i-was-drawn-to-all-the-wrong-things-i-li_1962268.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9eb/charles-bukowski-73_alcoholism_i-was-drawn-to-all-the-wrong-things-i-li_1962268.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9eb/charles-bukowski-73_alcoholism_i-was-drawn-to-all-the-wrong-things-i-li_1962268.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I was drawn to all the wrong things: I liked to drink, I was lazy, I didn't have a god, politics, ideas…” — Charles Bukowski",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 32,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "The torches ran off, and I found myself in a forest, at night, without any light, on skis, and that was not fun - particularly because I was drunk. Luckily at some point I started to see the light of the ski lift. To be in the forest in the middle of the night, it's terrible.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Roman Polanski"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roman-polanski/the-torches-ran-off-and-i-found-myself-in-a-forest-at-night-without/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c50/roman-polanski-17124_drunk_the-torches-ran-off-and-i-found-myself-i_2784035.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c50/roman-polanski-17124_drunk_the-torches-ran-off-and-i-found-myself-i_2784035.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c50/roman-polanski-17124_drunk_the-torches-ran-off-and-i-found-myself-i_2784035.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“The torches ran off, and I found myself in a forest, at night, without any light, on skis, and that was not…” — Roman Polanski",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 33,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "There are worse ways to die than warm and drunk.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Anonymous"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/there-are-worse-ways-to-die-than-warm-and-drunk/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/321/anonymous-1_alcohol_there-are-worse-ways-to-die-than-warm-an_1554558.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/321/anonymous-1_alcohol_there-are-worse-ways-to-die-than-warm-an_1554558.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/321/anonymous-1_alcohol_there-are-worse-ways-to-die-than-warm-an_1554558.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“There are worse ways to die than warm and drunk.” — Anonymous",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 34,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "I was always playing the hard-bitten drunk.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Sally Kellerman"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sally-kellerman/i-was-always-playing-the-hard-bitten-drunk/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/856/sally-kellerman-26895_drunk_i-was-always-playing-the-hard-bitten-dru_388853.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/856/sally-kellerman-26895_drunk_i-was-always-playing-the-hard-bitten-dru_388853.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/856/sally-kellerman-26895_drunk_i-was-always-playing-the-hard-bitten-dru_388853.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I was always playing the hard-bitten drunk.” — Sally Kellerman",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 35,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "She's half mad and three parts drunk.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "William Boyd"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-boyd/she-s-half-mad-and-three-parts-drunk/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df4/william-boyd-3581_drunk_she-s-half-mad-and-three-parts-drunk-281_2819549.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df4/william-boyd-3581_drunk_she-s-half-mad-and-three-parts-drunk-281_2819549.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df4/william-boyd-3581_drunk_she-s-half-mad-and-three-parts-drunk-281_2819549.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“She's half mad and three parts drunk.” — William Boyd",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 36,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "Getting drunk after a hard day of being sober.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Anonymous"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/getting-drunk-after-a-hard-day-of-being-sober/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9e7/anonymous-1_being-drunk_getting-drunk-after-a-hard-day-of-being_2827037.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9e7/anonymous-1_being-drunk_getting-drunk-after-a-hard-day-of-being_2827037.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9e7/anonymous-1_being-drunk_getting-drunk-after-a-hard-day-of-being_2827037.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Getting drunk after a hard day of being sober.” — Anonymous",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 37,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "John Huston"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-huston/i-prefer-to-think-that-god-is-not-dead-just-drunk/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/269/john-huston-20152_alcohol_i-prefer-to-think-that-god-is-not-dead-j_2192915.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/269/john-huston-20152_alcohol_i-prefer-to-think-that-god-is-not-dead-j_2192915.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/269/john-huston-20152_alcohol_i-prefer-to-think-that-god-is-not-dead-j_2192915.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.” — John Huston",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 38,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "Well it's hard to remember who, but I drunk dial a lot.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Adam Garcia"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-garcia/well-it-s-hard-to-remember-who-but-i-drunk-dial-a-lot/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1b5/adam-garcia-26312_dial_well-it-s-hard-to-remember-who-but-i-dru_1789061.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1b5/adam-garcia-26312_dial_well-it-s-hard-to-remember-who-but-i-dru_1789061.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1b5/adam-garcia-26312_dial_well-it-s-hard-to-remember-who-but-i-dru_1789061.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Well it's hard to remember who, but I drunk dial a lot.” — Adam Garcia",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 39,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "A drunk tongue is an honest one in my opinion.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Adele"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adele/a-drunk-tongue-is-an-honest-one-in-my-opinion/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/af5/adele-1462_drunk_a-drunk-tongue-is-an-honest-one-in-my-op_2536350.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/af5/adele-1462_drunk_a-drunk-tongue-is-an-honest-one-in-my-op_2536350.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/af5/adele-1462_drunk_a-drunk-tongue-is-an-honest-one-in-my-op_2536350.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“A drunk tongue is an honest one in my opinion.” — Adele",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 40,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "When I'm drunk the whole world turns into a big joke",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Unknow"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/unknow/when-i-m-drunk-the-whole-world-turns-into-a-big-joke/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/82d/unknow-1420_being-drunk_when-i-m-drunk-the-whole-world-turns-int_842013.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/82d/unknow-1420_being-drunk_when-i-m-drunk-the-whole-world-turns-int_842013.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/82d/unknow-1420_being-drunk_when-i-m-drunk-the-whole-world-turns-int_842013.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“When I'm drunk the whole world turns into a big joke” — Unknow",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                }
            ]
        },
        {
            "@type": "CollectionPage",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/drunk/page/9/#webpage",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/drunk/page/9/",
            "name": "Drunk Quotes · Page 9",
            "isPartOf": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website"
            },
            "mainEntity": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/drunk/#itemlist"
            },
            "primaryImageOfPage": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/992/charles-bukowski-73_asks_if-you-want-to-know-where-god-is-ask-a-d_1203533.jpg"
            },
            "description": "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts.",
            "breadcrumb": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/drunk/page/9/#breadcrumb"
            }
        },
        {
            "@type": "BreadcrumbList",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/drunk/page/9/#breadcrumb",
            "itemListElement": [
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 1,
                    "name": "Home",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 2,
                    "name": "Quotes",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 3,
                    "name": "Topics",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/categories/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 4,
                    "name": "Drunk Quotes",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/drunk/page/9/"
                }
            ]
        },
        {
            "@type": "WebSite",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website",
            "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/",
            "publisher": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
            }
        },
        {
            "@type": "Organization",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization",
            "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/",
            "logo": {
                "@type": "ImageObject",
                "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/themes/sq/assets/icons/icon-512.png",
                "width": 512,
                "height": 512
            }
        }
    ]
}
```