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title: "Best Drunk Wisdom"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [“Basil Donovan was drunk again.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-silverberg/basil-donovan-was-drunk-again/)

[Robert Silverberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-silverberg/)

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> [Old enough to know better, drunk enough to not care.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/old-enough-to-know-better-drunk-enough-to-not-care/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“She’s drunk herself out of her senses,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fyodor-dostoyevsky/she-s-drunk-herself-out-of-her-senses/)

[Fyodor Dostoyevsky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fyodor-dostoyevsky/)

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> [I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tracey-gold/i-am-the-person-who-is-a-mother-against-drunk-driver/)

[Tracey Gold](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tracey-gold/)

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> [I am dying. I haven't drunk champagne for a long time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anton-chekhov/i-am-dying-i-haven-t-drunk-champagne-for-a-long-time/)

[Anton Chekhov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anton-chekhov/)

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> [I may be loaded. I may be drunk. But I ain't stupid.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phil-anselmo/i-may-be-loaded-i-may-be-drunk-but-i-ain-t-stupid/)

[Phil Anselmo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phil-anselmo/)

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> [Auto-correct make drunk people sound sober.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/auto-correct-make-drunk-people-sound-sober/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“A drunk man's words were a sobber man's thoughts”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/a-drunk-man-s-words-were-a-sobber-man-s-thoughts/)

[J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/)

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> [Cause when the sun sets baby. On the avenue. I get that drunk sex feeling. Yeah, when I'm with you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-ora/cause-when-the-sun-sets-baby-on-the-avenue-i-get-that-drunk-sex/)

[Rita Ora](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-ora/)

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> [He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/epictetus/he-is-a-drunkard-who-takes-more-than-three-glasses-though-he-be-not/)

[Epictetus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/epictetus/)

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> [One drink, two drinks, three, & now four! Show that drunk the way to the door!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/know-moore/one-drink-two-drinks-three-now-four-show-that-drunk-the-way-to-the/)

Know Moore

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> [Beer was not made to be moralised about, but to be drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/theodore-maynard/beer-was-not-made-to-be-moralised-about-but-to-be-drunk/)

Theodore Maynard

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> [You talk like a drunk man walks: in every direction but where he be headed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-goodkind/you-talk-like-a-drunk-man-walks-in-every-direction-but-where-he-be/)

[Terry Goodkind](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-goodkind/)

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> [“She's drunk dialing contractors. Someone should stop her.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-shalvis/she-s-drunk-dialing-contractors-someone-should-stop-her/)

[Jill Shalvis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-shalvis/)

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> [“I don't drink to make others look better, I just drink to make myself feel prettier.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brooke-bida/i-don-t-drink-to-make-others-look-better-i-just-drink-to-make-myself/)

[Brooke Bida](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brooke-bida/)

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> [Even drunk, I knew any escape plan that involved going to Detroit, Michigan, was a harbinger of doom.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mat-johnson/even-drunk-i-knew-any-escape-plan-that-involved-going-to-detroit/)

[Mat Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mat-johnson/)

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> [If it was up to me, I'd get more oil tanker drivers drunk. I don’t value music much. I like the Beatles,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-cobain/if-it-was-up-to-me-i-d-get-more-oil-tanker-drivers-drunk-i-don-t/)

[Kurt Cobain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-cobain/)

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> [Wall Street got drunk and now it's got a hangover. And the question is, how long will it sober up and not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-w-bush/wall-street-got-drunk-and-now-it-s-got-a-hangover-and-the-question-is/)

[George W. Bush](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-w-bush/)

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> [“She's like cold coffee in the morning I'm drunk off last nights whisky and coke She'll make me shiver without warning And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ed-sheeran/she-s-like-cold-coffee-in-the-morning-i-m-drunk-off-last-nights/)

[Ed Sheeran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ed-sheeran/)

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> [If there's a celebration, I'll have a drink and enjoy that time with people, but I wouldn't be drinking to get drunk.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-mullin/if-there-s-a-celebration-i-ll-have-a-drink-and-enjoy-that-time-with/)

[Paul Mullin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-mullin/)

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> [“I am not collarbones or drunken letters never sent. I am not the way I leave or left or didn’t know how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlotte-eriksson/i-am-not-collarbones-or-drunken-letters-never-sent-i-am-not-the-way-i/)

[Charlotte Eriksson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlotte-eriksson/)

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> [Delirium tremens in a drunk alcoholic are an unmistakable symptom, but those intoxicated with theories are easily mistaken for geniuses.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samael-aun-weor/delirium-tremens-in-a-drunk-alcoholic-are-an-unmistakable-symptom-but/)

[Samael Aun Weor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samael-aun-weor/)

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> [People say drinking milk makes you stronger, drink 5 glasses of milk, then try to move the wall, you Can't, right? now,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/people-say-drinking-milk-makes-you-stronger-drink-5-glasses-of-milk/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I got my dog three years ago because I was drunk in a pet store. We had nine cats at the time.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paula-poundstone/i-got-my-dog-three-years-ago-because-i-was-drunk-in-a-pet-store-we/)

[Paula Poundstone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paula-poundstone/)

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> [“She tasted like strawberries and wine. So, so sweet and harmfully intoxicating. I was fully drunk on her. Head foggy by her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-a-bailey/she-tasted-like-strawberries-and-wine-so-so-sweet-and-harmfully/)

[Sarah A. Bailey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-a-bailey/)

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> [The Persians are very fond of wine ... It is also their general practice to deliberate upon affairs of weight when they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/herodotus/the-persians-are-very-fond-of-wine-it-is-also-their-general-practice/)

[Herodotus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/herodotus/)

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> [I have a lot of special memories with my parents but my toughest one is, I had, as a teenager, a pretty…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-lucado/i-have-a-lot-of-special-memories-with-my-parents-but-my-toughest-one/)

[Max Lucado](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-lucado/)

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> [My grandpa could go days, weeks, even months without a drink but if he took that first drink, he couldn't stop. Once,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-lindstrom/my-grandpa-could-go-days-weeks-even-months-without-a-drink-but-if-he/)

[Brian Lindstrom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-lindstrom/)

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> [I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-livingston/i-had-never-ever-drunk-beer-in-high-school-and-by-the-time-i-got-to/)

[Bob Livingston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-livingston/)

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> [“you really have love at home then why are you in a place where the music is too loud and men can’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/love-vincent/you-really-have-love-at-home-then-why-are-you-in-a-place-where-the/)

Love Vincent

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> [If you don't feel strong desires for the manifestation of the glory of God, it is not because you have drunk deeply…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-piper/if-you-don-t-feel-strong-desires-for-the-manifestation-of-the-glory/)

[John Piper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-piper/)

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> [A few years ago, before I stopped drinking, I was feeling very sorry for myself and very drunk, and I Googled 'Moby…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/moby/a-few-years-ago-before-i-stopped-drinking-i-was-feeling-very-sorry/)

[Moby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/moby/)

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> [“Apparently, nothing focuses a drunk like a quest.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-shaw/apparently-nothing-focuses-a-drunk-like-a-quest/)

[Johnny Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-shaw/)

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> [“I feel wonderful and sad. It's the gin.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-beresford/i-feel-wonderful-and-sad-it-s-the-gin/)

Stephen Beresford

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> [“There on the ground, with his own tears made drunk.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/there-on-the-ground-with-his-own-tears-made-drunk/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [My friends are all getting married. I'm getting drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/my-friends-are-all-getting-married-i-m-getting-drunk/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“You shouldn’t have done that, Dave.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/you-shouldn-t-have-done-that-dave/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

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> [“Boy, you ain't a poet ... just a drunk with a pen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hayes-carll/boy-you-ain-t-a-poet-just-a-drunk-with-a-pen/)

Hayes Carll

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> [You're a beautiful drunk, daughter. But you're a drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raymond-carver/you-re-a-beautiful-drunk-daughter-but-you-re-a-drunk/)

[Raymond Carver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/raymond-carver/)

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> [When people get drunk they do things they shouldn't do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-hunt/when-people-get-drunk-they-do-things-they-shouldn-t-do/)

[Johnny Hunt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-hunt/)

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                        "text": "I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane!",
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                        "text": "“you really have love at home then why are you in a place where the music is too loud and men can’t see you beyond an erection? If you are truly fulfilled then why are you half drunk and ready to let a random man stick his cock in you? If there is truly happiness in the club then why isn’t there happiness in the music or the people and why is shit always popping off? The club is the loneliest place on Earth and I’ve only pretended to be a fan”",
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                        "text": "If you don't feel strong desires for the manifestation of the glory of God, it is not because you have drunk deeply and are satisfied. It is because you have nibbled so long at the table of the world. Your soul is stuffed with small things, and there is no room for the great.",
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