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title: "Best Drunk Thoughts"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [I'm sorry I get drunk and say things that I really mean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/i-m-sorry-i-get-drunk-and-say-things-that-i-really-mean/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

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> [I've never been high or drunk in my life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gene-simmons/i-ve-never-been-high-or-drunk-in-my-life/)

[Gene Simmons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gene-simmons/)

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> [I don't ever want to be a punch drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-parker/i-don-t-ever-want-to-be-a-punch-drunk/)

[Joseph Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-parker/)

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> [“Drunk forever dreaming you with or without you”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/drunk-forever-dreaming-you-with-or-without-you/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

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> [I'm drunk. Correct. What the fuck is it to you?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/calamity-jane/i-m-drunk-correct-what-the-fuck-is-it-to-you/)

[Calamity Jane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/calamity-jane/)

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> [I went from fallen in Love to Drunk and Fallen Apart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wale/i-went-from-fallen-in-love-to-drunk-and-fallen-apart/)

[Wale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wale/)

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> [I was weeping again, drunk on the impossible past.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vladimir-nabokov/i-was-weeping-again-drunk-on-the-impossible-past/)

[Vladimir Nabokov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vladimir-nabokov/)

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> [“Drunk enough to say "I love you?" - Caryl Churchill”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caryl-churchill/drunk-enough-to-say-i-love-you-caryl-churchill/)

[Caryl Churchill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caryl-churchill/)

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> [“(Henry requests Sin marry Caledonia) I would sooner geld myself. Drunk. With a dull knife. (Sin)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinley-macgregor/henry-requests-sin-marry-caledonia-i-would-sooner-geld-myself-drunk/)

[Kinley MacGregor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kinley-macgregor/)

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> [It is better to be drunk with loss and to beat the ground, than to let the deeper things gradually escape.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ivy-compton-burnett/it-is-better-to-be-drunk-with-loss-and-to-beat-the-ground-than-to-let/)

[Ivy Compton-Burnett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ivy-compton-burnett/)

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> [A drunk doesn't try to stand up; a drunk tries not to fall down.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matthew-mcconaughey/a-drunk-doesn-t-try-to-stand-up-a-drunk-tries-not-to-fall-down/)

[Matthew McConaughey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matthew-mcconaughey/)

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> [Move somewhere with decent public transit so you don't drive drunk and hit somebody.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/move-somewhere-with-decent-public-transit-so-you-don-t-drive-drunk/)

[Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/)

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> [“Nothing makes you promise more than the steady supply of alcohol.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-t-hincks/nothing-makes-you-promise-more-than-the-steady-supply-of-alcohol/)

[Anthony T. Hincks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-t-hincks/)

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> [Got drunk. Passed out on the patio for 3 hours. That's about as close to camping as it gets for me. Thug Life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/got-drunk-passed-out-on-the-patio-for-3-hours-that-s-about-as-close/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Be wild and crazy and drunk with Love, if you are too careful, LOVE will not find you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rumi/be-wild-and-crazy-and-drunk-with-love-if-you-are-too-careful-love/)

[Rumi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rumi/)

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> [Maybe we should all get DRUNK and tell each other things we're to afraid to say SOBER](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/maybe-we-should-all-get-drunk-and-tell-each-other-things-we-re-to/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I do not want to look back in the future and bear the burden of stiffing the American people with a government…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-santos/i-do-not-want-to-look-back-in-the-future-and-bear-the-burden-of/)

[George Santos](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-santos/)

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> [We'd boil this whisky because we thought that would make it stronger. So we thought we were getting drunk, but in fact…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neneh-cherry/we-d-boil-this-whisky-because-we-thought-that-would-make-it-stronger/)

[Neneh Cherry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neneh-cherry/)

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> [Drink without getting drunk Love without suffering jealousy Eat without overindulging Never argue And once in a while, with great discretion, misbehave](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-buettner/drink-without-getting-drunk-love-without-suffering-jealousy-eat/)

[Dan Buettner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-buettner/)

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> [A meal without whisky is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/a-meal-without-whisky-is-like-a-day-without-sunshine-except-that-on-a/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I have a really good time some nights, but then I push it over the edge and ruin my boyfriend's night. I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-winehouse/i-have-a-really-good-time-some-nights-but-then-i-push-it-over-the/)

[Amy Winehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-winehouse/)

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> [And how could I believe that Australian wine was automatically inferior to wine sourced from other regions on the planet when I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-haig/and-how-could-i-believe-that-australian-wine-was-automatically/)

[Matt Haig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matt-haig/)

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> [My approach to writing and recording now is pretty much the same as when I started. Except now I worry even less…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erin-mckeown/my-approach-to-writing-and-recording-now-is-pretty-much-the-same-as/)

[Erin McKeown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erin-mckeown/)

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> [“If country music has taught me anything, it's that getting drunk probably isn't the best method of dealing with heartbreak. But I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ruth-emmie-lang/if-country-music-has-taught-me-anything-it-s-that-getting-drunk/)

[Ruth Emmie Lang](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ruth-emmie-lang/)

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> [If I'm not the one thing you can't stand to lose, If I'm not that arrow to the heart of you, If…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/reba-mcentire/if-i-m-not-the-one-thing-you-can-t-stand-to-lose-if-i-m-not-that/)

[Reba McEntire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/reba-mcentire/)

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> [“You know,” she said dreamily, passing over his question, “you’re not nearly as handsome as Lord St.Vincent.” “There’s a surprise,” he said…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-kleypas/you-know-she-said-dreamily-passing-over-his-question-you-re-not/)

[Lisa Kleypas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-kleypas/)

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> [Jamie," I said, "how, exactly, do you decide whether you're drunk?" Aroused by my voice, he swayed alarmingly to one side, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-gabaldon/jamie-i-said-how-exactly-do-you-decide-whether-you-re-drunk-aroused/)

[Diana Gabaldon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diana-gabaldon/)

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> [But playing your music as loud as you want and coming home drunk aren't real life. Real life, it turns out, is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donald-miller/but-playing-your-music-as-loud-as-you-want-and-coming-home-drunk-aren/)

[Donald Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donald-miller/)

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> [Children of the Nephilim," Magnus said. "Well, well. I don't recall inviting you." Isabelle took out her invitation and waved it like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/children-of-the-nephilim-magnus-said-well-well-i-don-t-recall/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [Human beings are chimpanzees who get crazy drunk on power. By saying that our leaders are power-drunk chimpanzees, am I in danger…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/human-beings-are-chimpanzees-who-get-crazy-drunk-on-power-by-saying/)

[Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/)

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> [Now Moore, Jennifer Moore, 18, on her way to college. She was 5-foot-2, 105 pounds, wearing a miniskirt and a halter top…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-o-reilly/now-moore-jennifer-moore-18-on-her-way-to-college-she-was-5-foot-2/)

[Bill O'Reilly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-o-reilly/)

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> [“I actually got so drunk I wrapped myself around the toilet bowl of the Scollay Square Cafe and got pissed and puked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-kerouac/i-actually-got-so-drunk-i-wrapped-myself-around-the-toilet-bowl-of/)

[Jack Kerouac](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-kerouac/)

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> [I'm drunk..i'm high so high and I can kick the sky.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raghav-singh/i-m-drunk-i-m-high-so-high-and-i-can-kick-the-sky/)

[Raghav Singh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/raghav-singh/)

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> [Let's get high school drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/let-s-get-high-school-drunk/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Everybody get drunk and make bad decisions.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gilbert-arenas/everybody-get-drunk-and-make-bad-decisions/)

[Gilbert Arenas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gilbert-arenas/)

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> [“You can’t get the blood out.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/you-can-t-get-the-blood-out/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

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> [The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dorothy-parker/the-best-way-to-avoid-a-hangover-is-to-stay-drunk/)

[Dorothy Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dorothy-parker/)

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> [“Ok.. So are you goin’a let him bluetube your tweeter?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bella-bancroft/ok-so-are-you-goin-a-let-him-bluetube-your-tweeter/)

[Bella Bancroft](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bella-bancroft/)

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> [I'll be drunk again to feel a little love.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ed-sheeran/i-ll-be-drunk-again-to-feel-a-little-love/)

[Ed Sheeran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ed-sheeran/)

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> [Despots and democratic majorities are drunk with power.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ludwig-von-mises/despots-and-democratic-majorities-are-drunk-with-power/)

[Ludwig von Mises](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ludwig-von-mises/)

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                        "text": "Children of the Nephilim,\" Magnus said. \"Well, well. I don't recall inviting you.\" Isabelle took out her invitation and waved it like a white flag. \"I have an invitation. These\"--she indicated the rest of the group with a grand wave of her arm--\"are my friends.\" Magnus plucked the invitation out of her hand and looked at it with fastidious distaste. \"I must have been drunk,\" he said. He threw the door open. \"Come in. And try not to murder any of my guests.\" Jace looked at him, \"Even if one of them spills something on my new shoes?\" \"Even then.\" - 219",
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