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title: "Short Drunk Sayings"
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> [We certainly noted that when given the opportunity, women handle money more efficiently. They have long term vision, they manage money more…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/muhammad-yunus/we-certainly-noted-that-when-given-the-opportunity-women-handle-money/)

[Muhammad Yunus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/muhammad-yunus/)

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> [Not the swart Pariah in some Indian grove, Lone, lean, and hunted by his brother's hate, Hath drunk so deep the cup…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/percy-bysshe-shelley/not-the-swart-pariah-in-some-indian-grove-lone-lean-and-hunted-by-his/)

[Percy Bysshe Shelley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/percy-bysshe-shelley/)

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> [Don't you know alcohol kills brain cells...any damn brain cell that can't live through a good drunk deserves to die. You're doing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-e-webb/don-t-you-know-alcohol-kills-brain-cells-any-damn-brain-cell-that-can/)

[James E. Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-e-webb/)

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> [She was sound asleep when he came to curl up next to her. She grunted. "Don't worry. I'm too drunk, I won't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anna-gavalda/she-was-sound-asleep-when-he-came-to-curl-up-next-to-her-she-grunted/)

[Anna Gavalda](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anna-gavalda/)

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> [If you are passed out drunk or if there is a gun to your head, it is the same crime. It is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claire-mccaskill/if-you-are-passed-out-drunk-or-if-there-is-a-gun-to-your-head-it-is/)

[Claire McCaskill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claire-mccaskill/)

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> [“I was just going to call and say hi." "Give me the phone." I hand it over. Jess, despite her scrawniness, is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-buxbaum/i-was-just-going-to-call-and-say-hi-give-me-the-phone-i-hand-it-over/)

[Julie Buxbaum](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-buxbaum/)

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> [Ye youths and virgins, when your generous blood Has drunk the warmth of fifteen summers, now The loves invite; now to new…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-armstrong/ye-youths-and-virgins-when-your-generous-blood-has-drunk-the-warmth/)

[John Armstrong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-armstrong/)

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> [ After \[Bill Shawn\] was fired, I was going to the YMHA \[Young Men's Hebrew Association\] on the Upper East Side to do… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nat-hentoff/after-bill-shawn-was-fired-i-was-going-to-the-ymha-young-men-s-hebrew/)

[Nat Hentoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nat-hentoff/)

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> [I’d ask you to hang out with us, but you’re not supposed to see me this way.’… ‘What way?’ I ask. ‘Drunk?’…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/veronica-roth/i-d-ask-you-to-hang-out-with-us-but-you-re-not-supposed-to-see-me/)

[Veronica Roth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/veronica-roth/)

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> [Honey, I've watched a lot of 90210. The parents weren't even on the show once Brandon and Brenda went to college. This…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rainbow-rowell/honey-i-ve-watched-a-lot-of-90210-the-parents-weren-t-even-on-the-2/)

[Rainbow Rowell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rainbow-rowell/)

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> [whats here a cup closed in my true loves hand poisin i see hath been his timeless end. oh churl drunk all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/whats-here-a-cup-closed-in-my-true-loves-hand-poisin-i-see-hath-been/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [“She was certainly rather drunk. Her eyes were fixed as if upon some far-off point. She seemed to be contemplating a future…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-rhys/she-was-certainly-rather-drunk-her-eyes-were-fixed-as-if-upon-some/)

[Jean Rhys](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-rhys/)

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> [“I color your world." I blinked and my heart stopped. How did he…? Oh crap! I told him! Drunk, in the middle…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/i-color-your-world-i-blinked-and-my-heart-stopped-how-did-he-oh-crap/)

[Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/)

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> [In diabetes the thirst is greater for the fluid dries the body ... For the thirst there is need of a powerful…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aretaeus-of-cappadocia/in-diabetes-the-thirst-is-greater-for-the-fluid-dries-the-body-for/)

[Aretaeus of Cappadocia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aretaeus-of-cappadocia/)

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> [Discover the times when you're most creative - mornings, nights, afternoons - and clear the time to work then. Many writers find…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/deborah-moggach/discover-the-times-when-you-re-most-creative-mornings-nights/)

[Deborah Moggach](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/deborah-moggach/)

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> [I frowned at the list. “So… I’ll go back and tell the Traynors that I’m going to get their suicidal quadriplegic son…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jojo-moyes/i-frowned-at-the-list-so-i-ll-go-back-and-tell-the-traynors-that-i-m/)

[Jojo Moyes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jojo-moyes/)

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> [I think a lot of us who had these oddly shaped childhoods, in some ways we're hyper-capable. We're able to take care…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bucky-sinister/i-think-a-lot-of-us-who-had-these-oddly-shaped-childhoods-in-some/)

[Bucky Sinister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bucky-sinister/)

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> [People like to invent monsters and monstrosities. Then they seem less monstrous themselves. When they get blind-drunk, cheat, steal, beat their wives,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrzej-sapkowski/people-like-to-invent-monsters-and-monstrosities-then-they-seem-less/)

[Andrzej Sapkowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrzej-sapkowski/)

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> [It doesn't matter if you look a million dollars but everybody has their flaws. So that's why it had to be that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-craig/it-doesn-t-matter-if-you-look-a-million-dollars-but-everybody-has/)

[Daniel Craig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-craig/)

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> [If someone opens a glorious Scotch or a bottle of wine, it's no more than a whimsy, but after nearly 40 years…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-shaw/if-someone-opens-a-glorious-scotch-or-a-bottle-of-wine-it-s-no-more/)

[Martin Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martin-shaw/)

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> [“You’re still here. No beer. I’m not corrupting a minor.” “But you’re a minor,” she pointed out. “At least for beer.” “Yeah,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/you-re-still-here-no-beer-i-m-not-corrupting-a-minor-but-you-re-a-2/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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> [“Through several hours of revelry, I somehow got the idea that I could keep up with an English journalist. (Put English and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dyan-cannon/through-several-hours-of-revelry-i-somehow-got-the-idea-that-i-could/)

[Dyan Cannon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dyan-cannon/)

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> [There's been times when I've been in really tough shape at the top of the course. Talk about a hard challenge right…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bode-miller/there-s-been-times-when-i-ve-been-in-really-tough-shape-at-the-top-of/)

[Bode Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bode-miller/)

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> [“Oh,for God's sake," I scolded myself, channeling Frankie. "It's just a French session.It's just a French session with a cute guy.It's just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melissa-jensen/oh-for-god-s-sake-i-scolded-myself-channeling-frankie-it-s-just-a/)

[Melissa Jensen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melissa-jensen/)

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> [I know if I don't look after myself, I will be talking to you in a couple of years' time mumbling my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-joshua/i-know-if-i-don-t-look-after-myself-i-will-be-talking-to-you-in-a/)

[Anthony Joshua](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-joshua/)

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> [One who has drunk at the fountain of spiritual happiness says good-by of his own accord to the satisfactions that come from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maria-montessori/one-who-has-drunk-at-the-fountain-of-spiritual-happiness-says-good-by/)

[Maria Montessori](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maria-montessori/)

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> [When I was doing drugs and alcohol, I thought I'll have a drink and a line of this and I'll smoke this.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/when-i-was-doing-drugs-and-alcohol-i-thought-i-ll-have-a-drink-and-a/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

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> [I was walking late one night along a tree-lined path; a chestnut fell at my feet. The noise it made as it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-was-walking-late-one-night-along-a-tree-lined-path-a-chestnut-fell/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I can't with any conscience argue for New York with anyone. It's like Calcutta. But I love the city in an emotional,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-can-t-with-any-conscience-argue-for-new-york-with-anyone-it-s-like/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

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> [Blessed the man that hath visited 'Akká, and blessed he that hath visited the visitor of 'Akká. Blessed the one that hath…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/baha-u-llah/blessed-the-man-that-hath-visited-akk-and-blessed-he-that-hath/)

[Bahá'u'lláh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/baha-u-llah/)

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> [“People keep asking what I do for a living and I keep saying that I don’t believe in making a living. That…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlotte-eriksson/people-keep-asking-what-i-do-for-a-living-and-i-keep-saying-that-i/)

[Charlotte Eriksson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlotte-eriksson/)

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> [“I wanted to wrap that moment up in tissue paper and save it forever someplace near my heart, just so I could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christine-zolendz/i-wanted-to-wrap-that-moment-up-in-tissue-paper-and-save-it-forever/)

[Christine Zolendz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christine-zolendz/)

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> [Don't drive drunk. Ever. Don't shag anyone you don't like, or who doesn't like you. Get a look at how people live…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/don-t-drive-drunk-ever-don-t-shag-anyone-you-don-t-like-or-who-doesn/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

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> [“Let me get this straight, Sasha. You got so drunk that some jerk tried to take you home forcefully. And then this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-t-night/let-me-get-this-straight-sasha-you-got-so-drunk-that-some-jerk-tried/)

[H.T. Night](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-t-night/)

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> [I write as if I were drunk. It is a process of intuition rather than placing myself above my story like a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elif-safak/i-write-as-if-i-were-drunk-it-is-a-process-of-intuition-rather-than/)

[Elif Safak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elif-safak/)

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> [Geniuses are people who dash off weird, wild, incomprehensible poems with astonishing facility, & then go & get booming drunk & sleep…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/geniuses-are-people-who-dash-off-weird-wild-incomprehensible-poems/)

[Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/)

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> [Guilt is also a way for us to express to others that we are a person of good conscience. 'I feel really…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-hodgkinson/guilt-is-also-a-way-for-us-to-express-to-others-that-we-are-a-person/)

[Tom Hodgkinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-hodgkinson/)

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> [That image of the common drunk is a myth. There is a thing called a maintenance drinker which may very well be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-anderson/that-image-of-the-common-drunk-is-a-myth-there-is-a-thing-called-a/)

[Lisa Anderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-anderson/)

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> [“He wasn't a happy drunk and when he'd had too much, his frustration spilled out of him in an angry torrent of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ed-duncan/he-wasn-t-a-happy-drunk-and-when-he-d-had-too-much-his-frustration/)

[Ed Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ed-duncan/)

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> [“The "pleasure" of being drunk is obviously the pleasure of escaping from the responsibility of consciousness. And so are the kind of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ayn-rand/the-pleasure-of-being-drunk-is-obviously-the-pleasure-of-escaping/)

[Ayn Rand](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ayn-rand/)

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                        "text": "We certainly noted that when given the opportunity, women handle money more efficiently. They have long term vision, they manage money more carefully. Men are more callous with money. Their first reflex is to blow it by getting drunk in a pub, or on prostitutes or gambling. Women, on the other hand, are endowed with a tremendous sense of self-sacrifice and try to get the best out of the money, for their children, but also for their husbands.",
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                        "text": "Not the swart Pariah in some Indian grove, Lone, lean, and hunted by his brother's hate, Hath drunk so deep the cup of bitter fate As that poor wretch who cannot, cannot love: He bears a load which nothing can remove, A killing, withering weight.",
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                        "text": "She was sound asleep when he came to curl up next to her. She grunted. \"Don't worry. I'm too drunk, I won't do anything,\" he murmered. As she had her back to him, he placed his nose on her neck and slid his arm underneath her to be as close to her as possible. Short strands of her hair tickled his nostrils. \"Camille?\" Was she asleep? Was she pretending? No answer either way. \"I like being with you.\" A little smile. Was she dreaming? Was she asleep? Who knows...",
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                        "text": "Ye youths and virgins, when your generous blood Has drunk the warmth of fifteen summers, now The loves invite; now to new rapture wakes The finish'd sense: while stung with keen desire The madd'ning boy his bashful fetters bursts; And, urg'd with secret flames, the riper maid, Conscious and shy, betrays her smarting breast.",
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                        "text": "After [Bill Shawn] was fired, I was going to the YMHA [Young Men's Hebrew Association] on the Upper East Side to do a talk on free speech.I went into a coffee shop to get a piece of pie and a coffee, and I was reading a paper and I hear a voice. And it was -it was not a voice I was familiar with, but I looked across the table and I saw Lilian Ross.And sitting next to her was William Shawn - no tie, needed a shave. His voice was kind of coarse and rather loud. He wasn't drunk, but I was just stunned.",
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                        "text": "I’d ask you to hang out with us, but you’re not supposed to see me this way.’… ‘What way?’ I ask. ‘Drunk?’ ‘Yeah…well, no.’ His voice softens. ‘Real, I guess.’ ‘I’ll pretend I didn’t.’ ‘Nice of you.’ He puts his lips next to my ear and says, ‘You look good, Tris.’… I laugh. ‘Do me a favor and stay away from the chasm, okay?’ ‘Of course.’ He winks at me.",
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                        "text": "whats here a cup closed in my true loves hand poisin i see hath been his timeless end. oh churl drunk all and left no friendly drop to help me after. i will kiss thy lips some poisin doth hang on them, to help me die with a restorative. thy lips are warm. yea noise then ill be brief oh happy dagger this is thy sheath. there rust and let me die.",
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                        "text": "“I color your world.\" I blinked and my heart stopped. How did he…? Oh crap! I told him! Drunk, in the middle of great sex, I told him! Ohmigod! \"I was right. You were asleep but you were dreamin'. You dream in black and white, babe. I gave you color. Now, you're awake.\" \"Tack --\" \"You admitted it.\" \"Tack, please --\" \"You were drunk, wet, hot and way the fuck turned on but you still admitted it.\" I did and the way he was looking at me, his blue eyes drilling into mine, I couldn't deny it. And also, it was true. Damn.”",
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                        "text": "“Oh,for God's sake,\" I scolded myself, channeling Frankie. \"It's just a French session.It's just a French session with a cute guy.It's just a French session with a cute guy who no longer has a girlfriend, who drunk e-mailed me about my name, and who makes me feel like I've swallowed a caterpillar.\" I thought maybe I should sit down. The green hood of Alex's car nosed into view at 5:09. I flung myself out of the room, down the stairs, and then had to lean against the sofa for a second to compose myself. Then I stood right behind the door, counting a slow ten after he knocked before opening it. Wouldn't want to look eager, now, would I? \"Hi,\" he said. \"Hi.\" What else could I say? It had turned seriously cold over the break. He was wearing a big black peacoat with Russian symbols on the buttons. I tried to remember if I'd ever known the Russian word for \"hi.\" I didn't think so. He waited patiently for a minute, then asked, \"Okay if I come in?\" I flushed and stepped back.”",
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                        "text": "“Let me get this straight, Sasha. You got so drunk that some jerk tried to take you home forcefully. And then this poor guy helps you out and lets you sleep it off at his house…in what appears to be downtown Compton. If that wasn’t bad enough, you stripped naked and ran down the street and this guy’s poor wife had to run you down at four in the morning. Are you serious?”",
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