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> [Everybody gets too drunk sometimes; and even if everybody didn't, I have gotten too drunk sometimes. I haven't hurt anybody. In Ireland…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-corr/everybody-gets-too-drunk-sometimes-and-even-if-everybody-didn-t-i/)

[Andrea Corr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-corr/)

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> [I just read about John Le Carre, the great spy novelist. He had an absolutely miserable childhood. His mother deserted him when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-hillman/i-just-read-about-john-le-carre-the-great-spy-novelist-he-had-an/)

[James Hillman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-hillman/)

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> [“Jesse?’ ‘Yes, Ava?’ ‘How old are you?’ What a ridiculous question. Even if he did relent on this obsession with keeping his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jodi-ellen-malpas/jesse-yes-ava-how-old-are-you-what-a-ridiculous-question-even-if-he/)

[Jodi Ellen Malpas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jodi-ellen-malpas/)

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> [I walk into the clubhouse today and it's like walking into the Mayo Clinic. We have four doctors, three therapists and five…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-lasorda/i-walk-into-the-clubhouse-today-and-it-s-like-walking-into-the-mayo/)

[Tommy Lasorda](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-lasorda/)

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> [“Perhaps the sallow drunk should have taken the hint. But he needed to feel confident in his life. It was only when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-t-vollmann/perhaps-the-sallow-drunk-should-have-taken-the-hint-but-he-needed-to/)

[William T. Vollmann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-t-vollmann/)

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> [The argument that women who become pregnant have in some sense consented to the pregnancy belies realityand others who are the inevitable…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dawn-johnsen/the-argument-that-women-who-become-pregnant-have-in-some-sense/)

[Dawn Johnsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dawn-johnsen/)

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> [If you wanted to show a mirror to people that says, 'You've been drunk on money,' they're not going to want to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/baz-luhrmann/if-you-wanted-to-show-a-mirror-to-people-that-says-you-ve-been-drunk/)

[Baz Luhrmann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/baz-luhrmann/)

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> [They've drunk everything in the house, including a pitcher of African violet plant food I'd just mixed up and was stupid enough…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/they-ve-drunk-everything-in-the-house-including-a-pitcher-of-african/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

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> [I thought Mike Pence, upon reflection to me, came across a little bit like your favorite aunt who refuses, in spite of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-shields/i-thought-mike-pence-upon-reflection-to-me-came-across-a-little-bit/)

[Mark Shields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-shields/)

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> [It's said that I went into a rant, but I think it went on for about five words. I was drunk. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mel-gibson/it-s-said-that-i-went-into-a-rant-but-i-think-it-went-on-for-about/)

[Mel Gibson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mel-gibson/)

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> [“I can’t believe how drunk I used to be. And hungover. Constantly one or the other. An awful cycle of escape, despair,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erika-carter/i-can-t-believe-how-drunk-i-used-to-be-and-hungover-constantly-one-or/)

[Erika Carter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erika-carter/)

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> [If one must drink, then let one drink thrice a month, for more is bad. If one gets drunk twice a month,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/genghis-khan/if-one-must-drink-then-let-one-drink-thrice-a-month-for-more-is-bad/)

[Genghis Khan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/genghis-khan/)

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> [I think it just has to do with getting older and getting better at what it was I was doing, and that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-sedaris/i-think-it-just-has-to-do-with-getting-older-and-getting-better-at/)

[David Sedaris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-sedaris/)

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> [I dealt with men who had tempers, and who could get violent-Lord knows how I had to defend myself against Howard Hughes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ava-gardner/i-dealt-with-men-who-had-tempers-and-who-could-get-violent-lord-knows/)

[Ava Gardner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ava-gardner/)

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> [“I mean, that's at least in part why I ingested chemical waste - it was a kind of desire to abbreviate myself.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carrie-fisher/i-mean-that-s-at-least-in-part-why-i-ingested-chemical-waste-it-was-a/)

[Carrie Fisher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carrie-fisher/)

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> [It was very nerve-wracking for me. I had to be drunk and have a threesome. I'm not that guy. Bobby Cannavale is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-romano/it-was-very-nerve-wracking-for-me-i-had-to-be-drunk-and-have-a/)

[Ray Romano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-romano/)

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> [Curiously, the righteous Pharisees had little historical impact, save for a brief time in a remote corner of the Roman Empire. But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-yancey/curiously-the-righteous-pharisees-had-little-historical-impact-save/)

[Philip Yancey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-yancey/)

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> [And all who heard should see them there, And all should cry, Beware! Beware! His flashing eyes, his floating hair! Weave a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samuel-taylor-coleridge/and-all-who-heard-should-see-them-there-and-all-should-cry-beware/)

[Samuel Taylor Coleridge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samuel-taylor-coleridge/)

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> [I thought you were a drunk." "A drunk?" "Bloodshot eyes, dirty clothes, getting home in the wee hours of the morning, making…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linda-howard/i-thought-you-were-a-drunk-a-drunk-bloodshot-eyes-dirty-clothes/)

[Linda Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linda-howard/)

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> [I retired at twenty-nine, bought a life-time pass on American Airlines and my only goal in life was to party like a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-cuban/i-retired-at-twenty-nine-bought-a-life-time-pass-on-american-airlines/)

[Mark Cuban](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-cuban/)

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> [...maybe I've just read too many novels. In novels, alcoholics are always attractive and fuuny and charming and complex, like Sebastian Flyte…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-nicholls/maybe-i-ve-just-read-too-many-novels-in-novels-alcoholics-are-always/)

[David Nicholls](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-nicholls/)

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> [“I have drunk the night and swallowed the stars. I am dancing with abandon and singing with rapture. There is not a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kamand-kojouri/i-have-drunk-the-night-and-swallowed-the-stars-i-am-dancing-with/)

[Kamand Kojouri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kamand-kojouri/)

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> [Rhymes, meters, stanza forms, etc., are like servants. If the master is fair enough to win their affection and firm enough to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-h-auden/rhymes-meters-stanza-forms-etc-are-like-servants-if-the-master-is/)

[W. H. Auden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-h-auden/)

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> [Only weeks after Oslo began, when nearly all the world and most of Israel was drunk with the idea of peace, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natan-sharansky/only-weeks-after-oslo-began-when-nearly-all-the-world-and-most-of/)

[Natan Sharansky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/natan-sharansky/)

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> [My schedule is completely different doing a play than it is doing a movie, and I actually think it's a much harder…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zoe-kazan/my-schedule-is-completely-different-doing-a-play-than-it-is-doing-a/)

[Zoe Kazan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zoe-kazan/)

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> [Gwynn, she was always talking about wanting to be drunk and honestly I did want to encourage that, I wanted to go…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-tea/gwynn-she-was-always-talking-about-wanting-to-be-drunk-and-honestly-i/)

[Michelle Tea](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-tea/)

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> [I met Jack Bruce, one of my heroes, in a studio while doing some recording. England had just beat Scotland in a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-partridge/i-met-jack-bruce-one-of-my-heroes-in-a-studio-while-doing-some/)

[Andy Partridge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-partridge/)

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> [I don't say that the drunk man is the real man, and the sober man merely a shell. But you find out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kingsley-amis/i-don-t-say-that-the-drunk-man-is-the-real-man-and-the-sober-man/)

[Kingsley Amis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kingsley-amis/)

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> [“As I was walking past Tony Pastor's I saw Pat, the lesbian bouncer, throw a drunken young sailor out into the street.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-s-burroughs/as-i-was-walking-past-tony-pastor-s-i-saw-pat-the-lesbian-bouncer/)

[William S. Burroughs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-s-burroughs/)

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> [I've probably been drunk, maybe, four times in my entire life. Honestly. I guess I'm a bit of a lightweight. I have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mandy-moore/i-ve-probably-been-drunk-maybe-four-times-in-my-entire-life-honestly/)

[Mandy Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mandy-moore/)

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> [Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them. They have a sort of permanent…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gilbert-k-chesterton/most-americans-are-born-drunk-and-really-require-a-little-wine-or-2/)

[Gilbert K. Chesterton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gilbert-k-chesterton/)

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> [I will say that going to these meetings and things, you know, I thought that, you know, be in a room with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lynda-carter/i-will-say-that-going-to-these-meetings-and-things-you-know-i-thought/)

[Lynda Carter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lynda-carter/)

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> [One is astonished in the study of history at the recurrence of the idea that evil must be forgotten, distorted, skimmed over.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-e-b-du-bois/one-is-astonished-in-the-study-of-history-at-the-recurrence-of-the/)

[W. E. B. Du Bois](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-e-b-du-bois/)

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> [My big thing is to get onstage sober. Whatever happens from there happens. But you get onstage drunk and it's not going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-finn/my-big-thing-is-to-get-onstage-sober-whatever-happens-from-there/)

[Craig Finn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-finn/)

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> [After the rise of Thatcherism, the smashing of the trade unions, and the post-cold war sense that any alternative to free-market capitalism…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/owen-jones/after-the-rise-of-thatcherism-the-smashing-of-the-trade-unions-and/)

[Owen Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/owen-jones/)

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> [“I am drunk. I usually only drink like this once a month. At such times my audacity and temerity know no bounds.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anton-chekhov/i-am-drunk-i-usually-only-drink-like-this-once-a-month-at-such-times/)

[Anton Chekhov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anton-chekhov/)

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> [“Where am I?" Magnus croaked. "Nazca." So Magnus was still in Peru. That indicated that he had been rather more sensible than…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/where-am-i-magnus-croaked-nazca-so-magnus-was-still-in-peru-that/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [“And always, if he had a little money, a man could get drunk. The hard edges gone, and the warmth. Then there…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-steinbeck/and-always-if-he-had-a-little-money-a-man-could-get-drunk-the-hard/)

[John Steinbeck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-steinbeck/)

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> [You never see Beyonce stumbling out of a club drunk and on drugs without underwear on - nor do you see Justin…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ricki-lee-coulter/you-never-see-beyonce-stumbling-out-of-a-club-drunk-and-on-drugs/)

[Ricki-Lee Coulter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ricki-lee-coulter/)

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> [When you have any kind of success in life, that's like the most dangerous moment that you're in because you're going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-greene/when-you-have-any-kind-of-success-in-life-that-s-like-the-most/)

[Robert Greene](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-greene/)

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                        "text": "I thought Mike Pence, upon reflection to me, came across a little bit like your favorite aunt who refuses, in spite of first-person evidence that grandpa has been drunk and disorderly in public, that, says, no, no, grandpa would never do that, even though grandpa is being taken off in handcuffs.",
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                        "text": "It's said that I went into a rant, but I think it went on for about five words. I was drunk. It just turned into a big thing. I apologized profusely-not once but three times. So what's the problem? It's four years ago. Do I need to apologize again?",
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                        "text": "If one must drink, then let one drink thrice a month, for more is bad. If one gets drunk twice a month, it is better; if one gets drunk once a month, that is better still; and if one doesn't drink at all, that is the best of all.",
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                        "text": "I think it just has to do with getting older and getting better at what it was I was doing, and that I could take something small and kind of take my time with it. I think actually what that has to do with is I quit drinking. Before that I told myself I could only drink if I was - if I was writing, I had to be drinking. So I was on a timer, because eventually you get too drunk to write.",
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                        "text": "“I mean, that's at least in part why I ingested chemical waste - it was a kind of desire to abbreviate myself. To present the CliffNotes of the emotional me, as opposed to the twelve-column read. I used to refer to my drug use as putting the monster in the box. I wanted to be less, so I took more - simple as that. Anyway, I eventually decided that the reason Dr. Stone had told me I was hypomanic was that he wanted to put me on medication instead of actually treating me. So I did the only rational thing I could do in the face of such as insult - I stopped talking to Stone, flew back to New York, and married Paul Simon a week later.”",
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                        "text": "“Where am I?\" Magnus croaked. \"Nazca.\" So Magnus was still in Peru. That indicated that he had been rather more sensible than he'd feared. \"Oh, so we went on a little trip.\" \"You broke into a man's house,\" Catarina said. \"You stole a carpet and enchanted it to fly. Then you sped off into the night air. We pursued you on foot.\" \"Ah,\" said Magnus. \"You were shouting some things.\" \"What things?\" \"I prefer not to repeat them,\" Catarina said. She was a weary shade of blue. \"I also prefer not to remember the time we spent in the desert. It is a mammoth desert, Magnus. Ordinary deserts are quite large. Mammoth deserts are so called because they are larger than ordinary deserts.\" \"Thank you for that interesting and enlightening information,”",
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