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title: "Inspiring Drunk Proverbs"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [Sir Richard sighed. "Rid yourself of the notion that I cherish any villainous designs upon your person," he said. "I imagine I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/georgette-heyer/sir-richard-sighed-rid-yourself-of-the-notion-that-i-cherish-any/)

[Georgette Heyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/georgette-heyer/)

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> [You've already got a natural glow, kind of of, cuz you're drunk, so just make it like way more intense, everybody loves…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenna-marbles/you-ve-already-got-a-natural-glow-kind-of-of-cuz-you-re-drunk-so-just/)

[Jenna Marbles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenna-marbles/)

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> [Mr. Huston (directed Marilyn in Asphalt Jungle and The Misfits) was an exciting looking man. He was tall, long-faced, and his hair…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marilyn/mr-huston-directed-marilyn-in-asphalt-jungle-and-the-misfits-was-an/)

[Marilyn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marilyn/)

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> [“Oh boy. Too drunk to hold on to a whiskey and Coke and the word "pretty." That's not a combination with a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-notaro/oh-boy-too-drunk-to-hold-on-to-a-whiskey-and-coke-and-the-word-pretty/)

[Laurie Notaro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-notaro/)

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> [“Nature" doesn't really have intentions, per se. Nature is a drunk waking up from a weekend bender, ambling through a messy kitchen…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pat-connid/nature-doesn-t-really-have-intentions-per-se-nature-is-a-drunk-waking/)

[Pat Connid](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pat-connid/)

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> [When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/when-i-went-out-on-tour-as-bing-hitler-i-would-hook-up-with-lenny-and/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

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> [I celebrate myself, and I hope soon the day will come you will be celebrating yourself. And when thousands and thousands of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rajneesh/i-celebrate-myself-and-i-hope-soon-the-day-will-come-you-will-be/)

[Rajneesh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rajneesh/)

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> [“He wants to laugh out loud or punch a wall. He feels drunk or at least carbonated. Insane. At first, he thinks…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabrielle-zevin/he-wants-to-laugh-out-loud-or-punch-a-wall-he-feels-drunk-or-at-least/)

[Gabrielle Zevin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabrielle-zevin/)

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> [If unable to abstain from drinking, a man may get drunk three times a month; if he does it more than three…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/genghis-khan/if-unable-to-abstain-from-drinking-a-man-may-get-drunk-three-times-a/)

[Genghis Khan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/genghis-khan/)

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> [The lights were off so that his heads could avoid looking at each other because neither of them was currently a particular…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-adams/the-lights-were-off-so-that-his-heads-could-avoid-looking-at-each/)

[Douglas Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-adams/)

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> [If you just warn people, they often simply ignore you. But if you ask them a question, then they have to think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-aaronovitch/if-you-just-warn-people-they-often-simply-ignore-you-but-if-you-ask/)

[Ben Aaronovitch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ben-aaronovitch/)

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> [“Drunk people say the damnedest things! Not every night out is book-worthy, but a comment here or there gives me a good…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-calloway/drunk-people-say-the-damnedest-things-not-every-night-out-is-book/)

[Jason Calloway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-calloway/)

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> [Coffee in Brazil is always made fresh and, except at breakfast time, drunk jet black from demitasses first filled almost to the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-brown/coffee-in-brazil-is-always-made-fresh-and-except-at-breakfast-time/)

[Bob Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-brown/)

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> [I was supremely happy, for I had seen. Nothing could ever be the same. I have drunk at the clear and pure…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jiddu-krishnamurti/i-was-supremely-happy-for-i-had-seen-nothing-could-ever-be-the-same-i/)

[Jiddu Krishnamurti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jiddu-krishnamurti/)

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> [“I’d never touched alcohol—doesn’t mix too well with crazy pills—but I knew at that moment what it must feel like to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myra-mcentire/i-d-never-touched-alcohol-doesn-t-mix-too-well-with-crazy-pills-but-i/)

[Myra McEntire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/myra-mcentire/)

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> [It happens to us once or twice in a lifetime to be drunk with some book which probably has some extraordinary relative…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralph-waldo-emerson/it-happens-to-us-once-or-twice-in-a-lifetime-to-be-drunk-with-some/)

[Ralph Waldo Emerson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralph-waldo-emerson/)

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> [“I suppose I’ve come a long way from: being drunk enough to drive; tired enough to replace sleep with pills; irresponsible enough…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/volatalistic-phil/i-suppose-i-ve-come-a-long-way-from-being-drunk-enough-to-drive-tired/)

[Volatalistic Phil](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/volatalistic-phil/)

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> [Other countries drink to get drunk, and this is accepted by everyone; in France, drunkenness is a consequence, never an intention. A…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roland-barthes/other-countries-drink-to-get-drunk-and-this-is-accepted-by-everyone/)

[Roland Barthes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roland-barthes/)

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> [You know, when you're 23 and you get pissed, I mean drunk, you can just go crazy and it's all right. But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chrissie-hynde/you-know-when-you-re-23-and-you-get-pissed-i-mean-drunk-you-can-just/)

[Chrissie Hynde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chrissie-hynde/)

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> [Be a half-assed crusader, a part-time fanatic. Don't worry to much about the fate of the world. Saving the world is only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edward-abbey/be-a-half-assed-crusader-a-part-time-fanatic-don-t-worry-to-much/)

[Edward Abbey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edward-abbey/)

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> [The great event on Calvary . . . is an eternal reminder to a power drunk generation that love is the most…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-luther/the-great-event-on-calvary-is-an-eternal-reminder-to-a-power-drunk/)

[Martin Luther](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martin-luther/)

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> [If all we ever sang about was how happy we are, we would be lying to ourselves. People try to escape their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-lee/if-all-we-ever-sang-about-was-how-happy-we-are-we-would-be-lying-to/)

[Amy Lee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-lee/)

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> [“I had chosen to believe that my recent promotion was due to my overall sense of responsibility, my razor-sharp attention to detail,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-hill/i-had-chosen-to-believe-that-my-recent-promotion-was-due-to-my/)

[Dave Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-hill/)

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> [I think I've had enough, I might get a little drunk I say what's on my mind, I might do a little…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhianna/i-think-i-ve-had-enough-i-might-get-a-little-drunk-i-say-what-s-on-my/)

[Rhianna](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhianna/)

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> [I love a massage and a bath. I don't drink - I'll have a sip, but I've never been drunk - and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-lopez/i-love-a-massage-and-a-bath-i-don-t-drink-i-ll-have-a-sip-but-i-ve/)

[Jennifer Lopez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-lopez/)

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> [“He shook his head and thought about it for a second. “Maybe I'm not straight? Can I still be straight when I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elaine-white/he-shook-his-head-and-thought-about-it-for-a-second-maybe-i-m-not/)

[Elaine White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elaine-white/)

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> [Context is everything. Dress me up and see. I'm a carnival barker, an auctioneer, a downtown performance artist, a speaker in tongues,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-lethem/context-is-everything-dress-me-up-and-see-i-m-a-carnival-barker-an/)

[Jonathan Lethem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-lethem/)

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> [“By half-past one the last drop of pleasure had evaporated, leaving nothing but headaches. We perceived that we were not splendid inhabitants…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-orwell/by-half-past-one-the-last-drop-of-pleasure-had-evaporated-leaving/)

[George Orwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-orwell/)

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> [What we have are good gray ballplayers, playing a good gray game and reading the good gray Wall Street Journal. They have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-veeck/what-we-have-are-good-gray-ballplayers-playing-a-good-gray-game-and/)

[Bill Veeck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-veeck/)

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> [For tonight I'm famous, for tonight I'm king And I will be remembered, for centuries of sand This man was a hero,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mars-mavis-paul-john/for-tonight-i-m-famous-for-tonight-i-m-king-and-i-will-be-remembered/)

[Mars Mavis Paul John](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mars-mavis-paul-john/)

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> [So what do people see when they read that well-behaved women rarely make history? Do they imagine good-time girls in stiletto heels…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurel-thatcher-ulrich/so-what-do-people-see-when-they-read-that-well-behaved-women-rarely/)

[Laurel Thatcher Ulrich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurel-thatcher-ulrich/)

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> [“I drink because I don't stand a chance and I know it. I couldn't drive a truck and I couldn't get on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-smith/i-drink-because-i-don-t-stand-a-chance-and-i-know-it-i-couldn-t-drive/)

[Betty Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-smith/)

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> [My twitter fans are all pretty weird. A lot of them are kind of weirdly sexually aggressive. Some of them made me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-merchant/my-twitter-fans-are-all-pretty-weird-a-lot-of-them-are-kind-of/)

[Stephen Merchant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-merchant/)

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> [There's lots of sides. The CD doesn't really create a mood. It creates more of a journey. It starts out with a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-bell-bundy/there-s-lots-of-sides-the-cd-doesn-t-really-create-a-mood-it-creates/)

[Laura Bell Bundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-bell-bundy/)

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> [Love's the only thing I've thought of or read about since I was knee-high. That's what I always dreamed of, of meeting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-hecht/love-s-the-only-thing-i-ve-thought-of-or-read-about-since-i-was-knee/)

[Ben Hecht](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ben-hecht/)

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> [“I know you think I don't remember. I konw you think I was probably too drunk, but it was the only moment…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ginger-scott/i-know-you-think-i-don-t-remember-i-konw-you-think-i-was-probably-too/)

[Ginger Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ginger-scott/)

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> [When I went to the Oscars - the only time I've ever been to the Oscars - a few years ago, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carey-mulligan/when-i-went-to-the-oscars-the-only-time-i-ve-ever-been-to-the-oscars/)

[Carey Mulligan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carey-mulligan/)

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> [You can be a victim of a crime and not exercise great judgment. And when women have been sexually assaulted, they feel…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claire-mccaskill/you-can-be-a-victim-of-a-crime-and-not-exercise-great-judgment-and/)

[Claire McCaskill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claire-mccaskill/)

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> [In response to the advocacy of groups like Mothers Against Drunk Driving, most states adopted tougher laws to punish drunk driving. Numerous…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-alexander/in-response-to-the-advocacy-of-groups-like-mothers-against-drunk/)

[Michelle Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-alexander/)

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> [They who have drunk beer, fall on their back, but there is a peculiarity in the effects of the drink made from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aristotle/they-who-have-drunk-beer-fall-on-their-back-but-there-is-a/)

[Aristotle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aristotle/)

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                        "text": "You've already got a natural glow, kind of of, cuz you're drunk, so just make it like way more intense, everybody loves someone who's so red in the face. Are you embarrassed? No, I'm just excited to be here. I'm normal, I swear. Do you want my phone number?",
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                        "text": "Mr. Huston (directed Marilyn in Asphalt Jungle and The Misfits) was an exciting looking man. He was tall, long-faced, and his hair was mussed. He interrupted everybody with outbursts of laughter as if he were drunk. But he wasn’t drunk. He was just happy for some mysterious reason, and he was also a genius – the first I had ever met",
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                        "text": "“Oh boy. Too drunk to hold on to a whiskey and Coke and the word \"pretty.\" That's not a combination with a positive outcome. Not good at all. That's the secret password that usually leaves me trying to find a ride home in the morning.”",
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                        "text": "“Nature\" doesn't really have intentions, per se. Nature is a drunk waking up from a weekend bender, ambling through a messy kitchen in a pair of mismatched slippers, seeing its car in the neighbor's pool and saying, \"Ah good. It was dirty. Just the thing.”",
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                        "text": "When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was always very supportive. He was a big star and a lot of what he said to me had power and impact. Apart from that, I just like him.",
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                        "text": "I celebrate myself, and I hope soon the day will come you will be celebrating yourself. And when thousands and thousands of people around the earth are celebrating, singing, dancing, ecstatic, drunk with the divine, there is no possibility of any global suicide. With such festivity and with such laughter, with such sanity and health, with such naturalness and spontaneity, how can there be a war?",
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                        "text": "“He wants to laugh out loud or punch a wall. He feels drunk or at least carbonated. Insane. At first, he thinks this is happiness, but then he determines it's love. Fucking love , he thinks. What a bother . It's completely gotten in the way of his plan to drink himself to death, to drive his business to ruin. The most annoying thing about it is that once a person gives a shit about one thing, he finds he has to start giving a shit about everything.”",
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                        "text": "If unable to abstain from drinking, a man may get drunk three times a month; if he does it more than three times he is culpable; if he gets drunk twice a month it is better; if once a month, this is still more laudable; and if one does not drink at all what can be better? But where can I find such a man? If such a man were found he would be worthy of the highest esteem.",
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                        "text": "The lights were off so that his heads could avoid looking at each other because neither of them was currently a particular engaging sight, nor had they been since he had made the error of looking into his soul. It had indeed been an error. It had been late one night-- of course. It had been a difficult day-- of course. There had been soulful music playing on the ship's sound system-- of course. And he had, of course, been slightly drunk. In other words, all the usual conditions that bring on a bout of soul searching had applied, but it had, nevertheless, clearly been an error.",
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                        "text": "If you just warn people, they often simply ignore you. But if you ask them a question, then they have to think about it. And once they start to think about the consequences, they almost always calm down. Unless they're drunk, of course. Or stoned. Or aged between fourteen and twenty-one. Or Glaswegian.",
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                        "text": "“Drunk people say the damnedest things! Not every night out is book-worthy, but a comment here or there gives me a good laugh. So, if you are ever feeling down and need a good laugh, check out our ever-growing Hall on the website for what’s been said recently that gave me a chuckle. Hopefully it will brighten your day: Alright ladies, let’s party like rock stars and fuck like pornstars”",
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                        "text": "Coffee in Brazil is always made fresh and, except at breakfast time, drunk jet black from demitasses first filled almost to the brim with the characteristic moist, soft coffee sugar of the country, which melts five times as fast as our hard granulated. For breakfast larger cups are used, and they're more than half filled with cream. This cafe con leite doesn't re-quire so much sugar as cafe preto-black coffee.",
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                        "text": "I was supremely happy, for I had seen. Nothing could ever be the same. I have drunk at the clear and pure waters and my thirst was appeased. ...I have seen the Light. I have touched compassion which heals all sorrow and suffering; it is not for myself, but for the world. ...Love in all its glory has intoxicated my heart; my heart can never be closed. I have drunk at the fountain of Joy and eternal Beauty. I am God-intoxicated.",
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                        "text": "“I’d never touched alcohol—doesn’t mix too well with crazy pills—but I knew at that moment what it must feel like to be drunk. Everything in my world shifted, and I knew I would trade every breath I’d ever taken for more of him. In a heartbeat.”",
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                        "text": "I think I've had enough, I might get a little drunk I say what's on my mind, I might do a little time Cause all of my kindness, is taken for weakness Now I'm Four Five Seconds from wildin' And we got three more days 'til Friday I'm just tryna make it back home by Monday, mornin' I swear I wish somebody would tell me Ooh thats all I want",
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                        "text": "Context is everything. Dress me up and see. I'm a carnival barker, an auctioneer, a downtown performance artist, a speaker in tongues, a senator drunk on filibuster. I've got Tourette's. My mouth won't quit, though mostly I whisper or subvocalize like I'm reading aloud, my Adam's apple bobbing, jaw muscle beating like a miniature heart under my cheek, the noise suppressed, the words escaping silently, mere ghosts of themselves, husks of empty breath and tone.",
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