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title: "Inspiring Drunk Wisdom"
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> [Youth is an intoxication without wine, someone says. Life is an intoxication. The only sober man is the melancholiac, who, disenchanted, looks…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-n-p-barbellion/youth-is-an-intoxication-without-wine-someone-says-life-is-an/)

[W.N.P. Barbellion](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-n-p-barbellion/)

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> [ “Save your explanations, I got some questions for you first and you'd better answer them!' \[slurred Hellian.\] 'With what?' \[Banaschar\] sneered. 'Explanations?'… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-erikson/save-your-explanations-i-got-some-questions-for-you-first-and-you-d/)

[Steven Erikson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-erikson/)

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> [Some comics get drunk before a show. I don't. When I get drunk, I don't want to stand in front of a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-hedberg/some-comics-get-drunk-before-a-show-i-don-t-when-i-get-drunk-i-don-t/)

[Mitch Hedberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-hedberg/)

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> [He wanted all to lie in an ecstasy of peace; I wanted all to sparkle and dance in a glorious jubilee. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-bronte/he-wanted-all-to-lie-in-an-ecstasy-of-peace-i-wanted-all-to-sparkle/)

[Emily Bronte](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emily-bronte/)

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> [Whether hunting is right or wrong, a spiritual experience, or an outlet for the killer instinct, one thing it is not is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/whether-hunting-is-right-or-wrong-a-spiritual-experience-or-an-outlet/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I just discovered that there were so many lost movies that were all mine to take if I wanted to take them.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guy-maddin/i-just-discovered-that-there-were-so-many-lost-movies-that-were-all/)

[Guy Maddin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guy-maddin/)

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> [“Need 'nother whiskey. Whiskey chaser. Gotta get two men drunk." Mr. Cohan placed both hands on the bar. "Mr. Walsh," he said…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fletcher-pratt/need-nother-whiskey-whiskey-chaser-gotta-get-two-men-drunk-mr-cohan/)

[Fletcher Pratt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fletcher-pratt/)

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> [“You were so good to me.” He took a drink. “Only because you were the daughter of a friend. Were you anyone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kathryn-smith/you-were-so-good-to-me-he-took-a-drink-only-because-you-were-the/)

[Kathryn Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kathryn-smith/)

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> [Sometimes I think of you and I feel giddy. Memory makes me lightheaded, drunk on champagne. All the things we did. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeanette-winterson/sometimes-i-think-of-you-and-i-feel-giddy-memory-makes-me-lightheaded-2/)

[Jeanette Winterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeanette-winterson/)

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> [“The honky-tonk bartender, who doubled as bouncer, waiter, and cashier, was in no mood to compromise. Mercy was not in him. He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cornell-woolrich/the-honky-tonk-bartender-who-doubled-as-bouncer-waiter-and-cashier/)

[Cornell Woolrich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cornell-woolrich/)

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> [When young lips have drunk deep of the bitter waters of hate, suspicion and despair, all the love in the world will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rudyard-kipling/when-young-lips-have-drunk-deep-of-the-bitter-waters-of-hate/)

[Rudyard Kipling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rudyard-kipling/)

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> [People," Geralt turned his head, "like to invent monsters and monstrosities. Then they seem less monstrous themselves. When they get blind-drunk, cheat,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrzej-sapkowski/people-geralt-turned-his-head-like-to-invent-monsters-and/)

[Andrzej Sapkowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrzej-sapkowski/)

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> [I mean, I don't think I'm alone when I look at the homeless person or the bum or the psychotic or the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dustin-hoffman/i-mean-i-don-t-think-i-m-alone-when-i-look-at-the-homeless-person-or/)

[Dustin Hoffman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dustin-hoffman/)

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> [Bella, I've already expended a great deal of personal effort at this point to keep you alive. I'm not about to let…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephenie-meyer/bella-i-ve-already-expended-a-great-deal-of-personal-effort-at-this/)

[Stephenie Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephenie-meyer/)

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> [ We spent six weeks there \[in Vegas\]. The only thing crazy that I did was shoot that movie \[The Hangovers\]. The stuff… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ed-helms/we-spent-six-weeks-there-in-vegas-the-only-thing-crazy-that-i-did-was/)

[Ed Helms](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ed-helms/)

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> [Dogs are like their owners. If you get an uptight owner, you have an uptight dog. If you have an assertive owner,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-r-heath/dogs-are-like-their-owners-if-you-get-an-uptight-owner-you-have-an/)

James R. Heath

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> [There's no light at the end of the tunnel, there isn't even a tunnel. The best thing I can do is get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/there-s-no-light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel-there-isn-t-even-a-tunnel/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [Too many poets write poems which are only difficult on the surface, difficult because the dramatic situation is easily misunderstood. It's not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miller-williams/too-many-poets-write-poems-which-are-only-difficult-on-the-surface/)

[Miller Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miller-williams/)

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> [If you're going to be a writer you should sit down and write in the morning, and keep it up all day,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lawrence-ferlinghetti/if-you-re-going-to-be-a-writer-you-should-sit-down-and-write-in-the/)

[Lawrence Ferlinghetti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lawrence-ferlinghetti/)

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> [Joy, thou spark from Heav'n immortal, Daughter of Elysium! Drunk with fire, toward Heaven advancing Goddess, to thy shrine we come. Thy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/friedrich-schiller/joy-thou-spark-from-heav-n-immortal-daughter-of-elysium-drunk-with/)

[Friedrich Schiller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/friedrich-schiller/)

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> [Your Majesty, you just-" Costis stopped. "Just what?" the king prompted wickedly. Nothing would induce Costis to say out loud that the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/megan-whalen-turner/your-majesty-you-just-costis-stopped-just-what-the-king-prompted/)

[Megan Whalen Turner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/megan-whalen-turner/)

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> [Before dinner men meet with great inequality of understanding; and those who are conscious of their inferiority have the modesty not to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samuel-johnson/before-dinner-men-meet-with-great-inequality-of-understanding-and/)

[Samuel Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samuel-johnson/)

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> [Arresting a single drunk or a single vagrant who has harmed no identifiable person seems unjust, and in a sense it is.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-q-wilson/arresting-a-single-drunk-or-a-single-vagrant-who-has-harmed-no/)

[James Q. Wilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-q-wilson/)

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> [“I observed with disillusioned clarity the despicable nonentity of the street; its porches; its window curtains; the drab clothes, the cupidity and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/virginia-woolf/i-observed-with-disillusioned-clarity-the-despicable-nonentity-of-the/)

[Virginia Woolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/virginia-woolf/)

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> [“This is the kind of life I've had. Drunk, and in charge of a bicycle, as an Irish police report once put…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-bradbury/this-is-the-kind-of-life-i-ve-had-drunk-and-in-charge-of-a-bicycle-as/)

[Ray Bradbury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-bradbury/)

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> [“I know that I've lost something now because this keeps happening, and I feel as if this is all I ever come…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-brown-hoffmeister/i-know-that-i-ve-lost-something-now-because-this-keeps-happening-and/)

Peter Brown Hoffmeister

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> [Do you miss Wales?” Tessa inquired. Will shrugged lightly. “What’s to miss? Sheep and singing,” he said. “And the ridiculous language. Fe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/do-you-miss-wales-tessa-inquired-will-shrugged-lightly-what-s-to-miss/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [When I might be on a business trip, a lot of people are partying and they may be drunk or under the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gucci-mane/when-i-might-be-on-a-business-trip-a-lot-of-people-are-partying-and/)

[Gucci Mane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gucci-mane/)

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> [I kind of feel a bit insecure about things. At fashion parties, I do feel like people are kind of watching me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lara-stone/i-kind-of-feel-a-bit-insecure-about-things-at-fashion-parties-i-do/)

[Lara Stone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lara-stone/)

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> [“He has spent weeks on the pristine, frosty shore of Lake Baikal in Siberia. He has drunk himself stupid in the fairy-tale…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-haig/he-has-spent-weeks-on-the-pristine-frosty-shore-of-lake-baikal-in/)

[Matt Haig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matt-haig/)

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> [If an American teenager were to come to Lahore, they'd have wildly different experiences depending on whom they met. They could party…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mohsin-hamid/if-an-american-teenager-were-to-come-to-lahore-they-d-have-wildly/)

[Mohsin Hamid](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mohsin-hamid/)

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> [Tabloids invoke freedom of speech, but they're not interested in that, they're just interested in who's shagging whom, who's got drunk. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarvis-cocker/tabloids-invoke-freedom-of-speech-but-they-re-not-interested-in-that/)

[Jarvis Cocker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarvis-cocker/)

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> [I see people crossing the road without looking, because the lights say that you can. They're acting as if there's never been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bugzy-malone/i-see-people-crossing-the-road-without-looking-because-the-lights-say/)

[Bugzy Malone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bugzy-malone/)

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> [There's an air of mystery around the Masons, but the reality is that they're mostly a bunch of veterans getting drunk in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-kimmel/there-s-an-air-of-mystery-around-the-masons-but-the-reality-is-that/)

[Jimmy Kimmel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-kimmel/)

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> [“Tuesday I have invented a lie. There is no other day but Monday. It seemed reasonable to pretend that I could change…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-sexton/tuesday-i-have-invented-a-lie-there-is-no-other-day-but-monday-it/)

[Anne Sexton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-sexton/)

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> [ If an important decision is to be made, they \[the Persians\] discuss the question when they are drunk, and the following day… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/herodotus/if-an-important-decision-is-to-be-made-they-the-persians-discuss-the/)

[Herodotus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/herodotus/)

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> [ I had to be naked \[in Vinyl\], but I was almost more nervous about having to be drunk. The director wasn't going… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-romano/i-had-to-be-naked-in-vinyl-but-i-was-almost-more-nervous-about-having/)

[Ray Romano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-romano/)

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> [“Brain: You don’t want this. Hormones: Dude, this is EXACTLY what I want. B: No, not like this—she's wasted. H: What's your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-halse-anderson/brain-you-don-t-want-this-hormones-dude-this-is-exactly-what-i-want-b/)

[Laurie Halse Anderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-halse-anderson/)

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> [“There are hours for rest, and hours for wakefulness; nights for sobriety and nights for drunkenness—(if only so that possession of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roman-payne/there-are-hours-for-rest-and-hours-for-wakefulness-nights-for/)

[Roman Payne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roman-payne/)

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> [We left. We did not say: Don't drive, You're drunk. We did not say: We aren't letting you in that car when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/we-left-we-did-not-say-don-t-drive-you-re-drunk-we-did-not-say-we/)

[John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/)

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                        "text": "“Save your explanations, I got some questions for you first and you'd better answer them!' [slurred Hellian.] 'With what?' [Banaschar] sneered. 'Explanations?' 'No. Answers. There's a difference-' 'Really? How? What difference?' 'Explanations are what people use when they need to lie. Y'can always tell those,'cause those don't explain nothing and then they look at you like they just cleared things up when really they did the opposite and they know it and you know it and they know you know and you know they know that you know and they know you and you know them and maybe you go out for a pitcher later but who picks up the tab? That's what I want to know.' 'Right, and answers?' 'Answers is what I get when I ask questions. Answers is when you got no choice. I ask, you tell. I ask again, you tell some more. Then I break your fingers, 'cause I don't like what you're telling me, because those answers don't explain nothing!”",
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                        "text": "I just discovered that there were so many lost movies that were all mine to take if I wanted to take them. I was drunk on greed when I encountered this motherlode of utterly fascinating narratives that time's great river washed up on its banks for me to just scavenge, and not even rub clean, just repurpose and take credit for. It was kind of one of those weird dreams that where you keep finding free money.",
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                        "text": "“Need 'nother whiskey. Whiskey chaser. Gotta get two men drunk.\" Mr. Cohan placed both hands on the bar. \"Mr. Walsh,\" he said severely, \"in Gavagan's we will serve a man a drink to wet his whistle, or even because his old woman has pasted him with a dornick, but a drink to get drunk with I do not sell. Now I'm telling you you've had enough for tonight, and in the morning you'll be thanking me...\" (\"My Brother's Keeper\")”",
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                        "text": "“You were so good to me.” He took a drink. “Only because you were the daughter of a friend. Were you anyone else I would have plucked you that first season.” Just how much honesty did he owe her? Because surely this was a bit much. She didn’t look nearly as disgusted as she should have. She merely looked…disappointed. That was worse. Necessary, but worse. “But you’re not that man anymore,” she reminded him. Grey smiled, but there was little humor in it. “Who’s to say? I really don’t want to find out. Do you?” She looked away, a frown knitting her delicate brow. He wanted to reach out and smooth that pucker away with his thumb, kiss her flesh smooth again. Hold her and tell her that he could be whatever she wanted him to be. “I understand why you despise society,” she said after a moment’s pause. “I wanted to tell you that.” She drained the rest of her drink and stood. She didn’t quite meet his gaze. “You do?” Color him astonished. He truly hadn’t thought she’d ever see it. She nodded, looking so remote and stiff-not his Rose at all. But she placed her hand on his shoulder as she walked by-a gesture of comfort? “I would avoid it as well if it reviled me as much as it reviles you. Good night, Grey.” And when she left him sitting there, drunk and about to get drunker, what little self-respect he had left got up and went with her.”",
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                        "text": "Sometimes I think of you and I feel giddy. Memory makes me lightheaded, drunk on champagne. All the things we did. And if anyone has said this was the price I would have agreed to pay it. That surprises me; that with the hurt and the mess comes a shift of recognition. It was worth it. Love is worth it.",
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                        "text": "“The honky-tonk bartender, who doubled as bouncer, waiter, and cashier, was in no mood to compromise. Mercy was not in him. He came out around the open end of the long counter, waddled threatening across the floor in a sullen, red-faced fury and began to shake the inanimate figure lying across the table with its head bedded on its arms. \"Hey, you! Do your sleeping in the gutter!\" If you gave these bums an inch; they took a yard. And this one was a particularly glaring example of the genus bar-fly. He was in here all the time like this, inhaling smoke and then doing a sunset across the table. He'd been in here since four this afternoon. The boss and he, who were partners in the joint - the bartender called it jernt - would have been the last ones to claim they were running a Rainbow Room, but at least they were trying to give the place a little class, keep it above the level of a Bowery smoke-house; they even paid a guy to pound the piano and a canary to warble three times a week. And then bums like this had to show up and give the place a bad look! He shook the recumbent figure again, more roughly than the first time. Shook him so violently that the whole reedy table under him rattled and threatened to collapse. \"Come on, clear out, I said! Pay me for what you had and get outa here!\" (\"I'm Dangerous Tonight\")”",
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                        "text": "When young lips have drunk deep of the bitter waters of hate, suspicion and despair, all the love in the world will not wholly take away that knowledge. Though it may turn darkened eyes for a while to the light, and teach faith where no faith was.",
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                        "text": "People,\" Geralt turned his head, \"like to invent monsters and monstrosities. Then they seem less monstrous themselves. When they get blind-drunk, cheat, steal, beat their wives, starve an old woman, when they kill a trapped fox with an axe or riddle the last existing unicorn with arrows, they like to think that the Bane entering cottages at daybreak is more monstrous than they are. They feel better then. They find it easier to live.",
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                        "text": "I mean, I don't think I'm alone when I look at the homeless person or the bum or the psychotic or the drunk or the drug addict or the criminal and see their baby pictures in my mind's eye. You don't think they were cute like every other baby?",
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                        "text": "Bella, I've already expended a great deal of personal effort at this point to keep you alive. I'm not about to let you behind the wheel of a vehicle when you can't even walk straight. Besides, friends don't let friends drive drunk,\" he quoted with a chuckle. I could smell the unbearably sweet fragrance coming off his chest. \"Drunk?\" I objected. \"You're intoxicated by my very presence.\" He was grinning that playful smirk again.",
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                        "text": "We spent six weeks there [in Vegas]. The only thing crazy that I did was shoot that movie [The Hangovers]. The stuff in that movie is way crazier than anything I might have done, drunk one night in Vegas. I mean we did it for real in the movie, so that's as crazy as it got.",
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                        "text": "Joy, thou spark from Heav'n immortal, Daughter of Elysium! Drunk with fire, toward Heaven advancing Goddess, to thy shrine we come. Thy sweet magic brings together What stern Custom spreads afar; All men become brothers Where thy happy wing-beats are.",
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                        "text": "Your Majesty, you just-\" Costis stopped. \"Just what?\" the king prompted wickedly. Nothing would induce Costis to say out loud that the king had almost fallen from the palace wall and that Costis had seen him manifestly saved by the God of Thieves. The king smiled. \"Cat got your tongue?\" \"Your Majesty, you are drunk,\" Costis pleaded. \"I am. What's your excuse?",
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                        "text": "Before dinner men meet with great inequality of understanding; and those who are conscious of their inferiority have the modesty not to talk; when they have drunk wine, every man feels himself happy, and loses that modesty, and grows impudent and vociferous; but he is not improved; he is only not sensible of his defects.",
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                        "text": "Arresting a single drunk or a single vagrant who has harmed no identifiable person seems unjust, and in a sense it is. But failing to do anything about a score of drunks or a hundred vagrants may destroy an entire community.",
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                        "text": "“I observed with disillusioned clarity the despicable nonentity of the street; its porches; its window curtains; the drab clothes, the cupidity and complacency of shopping women; and old men taking the air in comforters; the caution of people crossing; the universal determination to go on living, when really, fools and gulls that you are, I said, any slate may fly from a roof, any car may swerve, for there is neither rhyme nor reason when a drunk man staggers about with a club in his hand - that is all.”",
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                        "text": "“This is the kind of life I've had. Drunk, and in charge of a bicycle, as an Irish police report once put it. Drunk with life, that is, and not knowing where off to next. But you're on your way before dawn. And the trip? Exactly one half terror, exactly one half exhilaration.”",
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                        "text": "“I know that I've lost something now because this keeps happening, and I feel as if this is all I ever come to, to this place, this knife, this feeling, almost killing, and I wonder that I'm not drunk because I feel fucked up and cold and hot, and this man, the drunk man, he's backing away from me toward a parked car and he trips over the parking meter and stumbles and takes a few steps and there's a wall he can follow along and he's scuttling back into the doorway of the bar and his off-white shirt gets hazy like cottonwood down floating off the river back home but it's hot in the spring there, back home, when the cottonwoods are dropping, and nothing about this night is even warm at all except my fist around the handle of the knife that's still cold, and there's the smell of the river water, the water in the air, and water everywhere, over my eyes and the city and the night, and I wonder why the water's not frozen because it's cold, cold every night here, so fucking cold, and no amount of weed will warm me up because I'm a long way from home and my bed and my room and my house and my family and anything and everything and everyone that I have ever loved, and I can sleep on a dirty floor with gum and spiders and garbage and wrappers and ants and dust and spit and cum, and I can sleep here and wake up, and I can sleep here and wake up again, but no amount of sleeping and waking will ever make it right.”",
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                        "text": "Do you miss Wales?” Tessa inquired. Will shrugged lightly. “What’s to miss? Sheep and singing,” he said. “And the ridiculous language. Fe hoffwn i fod mor feddw, fyddai ddim yn cofio fy enw.” “What does that mean?” “It means ‘I wish to get so drunk I no longer remember my own name,’ Quite useful.",
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                        "text": "When I might be on a business trip, a lot of people are partying and they may be drunk or under the influence of something that I'm not under the influence of, and that might influence their actions. I'm not even blaming them, but being in the club and not knowing what everybody's motives are, I have to take precautions damn near every week, especially when I go out of town.",
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