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title: "Inspiring Drunk Thoughts"
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> [“It was late, I was drunk, you were warm to my hand, I would say, please don’t leave, touch me there, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robyn-art/it-was-late-i-was-drunk-you-were-warm-to-my-hand-i-would-say-please/)

Robyn Art

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> [Just one quality of the Buddha has to be remembered. He consists only of one quality: witnessing. This small word witnessing contains…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rajneesh/just-one-quality-of-the-buddha-has-to-be-remembered-he-consists-only/)

[Rajneesh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rajneesh/)

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> [“So you find Miss Mercer beautiful?” The buzzing in Spencer’s head formed the words, “’She walks in beauty like the night/Of cloudless…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sabrina-jeffries/so-you-find-miss-mercer-beautiful-the-buzzing-in-spencer-s-head/)

[Sabrina Jeffries](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sabrina-jeffries/)

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> [“Where am I?" Magnus croaked. "Nazca." "Oh, so we went on a little trip." "You broke into a man's house," Catarina said.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/where-am-i-magnus-croaked-nazca-oh-so-we-went-on-a-little-trip-you/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [There comes a day of public ceremonial, and a chance to make a speech… A million voters with IQs below 60 have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-l-mencken/there-comes-a-day-of-public-ceremonial-and-a-chance-to-make-a-speech/)

[H. L. Mencken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-l-mencken/)

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> [You don't fall in love because you fall in love; you fall in love because of the need, desperate, to fall in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/umberto-eco/you-don-t-fall-in-love-because-you-fall-in-love-you-fall-in-love/)

[Umberto Eco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/umberto-eco/)

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> [we might also call vertigo the intoxication of the weak. aware of his weakness, a man decides to give in rather than…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milan-kundera/we-might-also-call-vertigo-the-intoxication-of-the-weak-aware-of-his/)

[Milan Kundera](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milan-kundera/)

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> [I kind of wish people didn’t know who I am, that I could just lie, say I’m a speechwriter for Obama. This…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-pattinson/i-kind-of-wish-people-didn-t-know-who-i-am-that-i-could-just-lie-say/)

[Robert Pattinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-pattinson/)

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> [For many years, I was a really heavy drinker, but people don't know about that because I'm by myself all the time.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fiona-apple/for-many-years-i-was-a-really-heavy-drinker-but-people-don-t-know/)

[Fiona Apple](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fiona-apple/)

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> [He was drunk upon the average once a day, and penitent upon an equally fair calculation once a month; and when he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-dickens/he-was-drunk-upon-the-average-once-a-day-and-penitent-upon-an-equally/)

[Charles Dickens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-dickens/)

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> [Flowers should be viewed when half open, wine should be drunk only to subtle intoxication; there is great fun in this. If…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zicheng-hong/flowers-should-be-viewed-when-half-open-wine-should-be-drunk-only-to/)

[Zicheng Hong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zicheng-hong/)

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> [“The feeling was less like chemical intoxication than being drunk on life. Spinning round and round, he experienced absolute bliss— unadulterated and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sol-luckman/the-feeling-was-less-like-chemical-intoxication-than-being-drunk-on/)

[Sol Luckman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sol-luckman/)

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> [It's important that Oasis are rude about everybody and that they get drunk...Fair enough. It's nice, isn't it? But it's nothing to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/damon-albarn/it-s-important-that-oasis-are-rude-about-everybody-and-that-they-get/)

[Damon Albarn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/damon-albarn/)

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> [“How did you get over there?” Oh dear. “Magic.” He waved his hands for added effect. The sloppy grin that slipped across…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christine-d-abo/how-did-you-get-over-there-oh-dear-magic-he-waved-his-hands-for-added/)

Christine d'Abo

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> [“Needy people are like newborns, I have come to realize. One intoxicated night and BAM! You are stuck with this problem. You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chase-brooks/needy-people-are-like-newborns-i-have-come-to-realize-one-intoxicated/)

[Chase Brooks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chase-brooks/)

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> [“People are talking about immigration, emigration and the rest of the fucking thing. It's all fucking crap. We're all human beings, we're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shane-macgowan/people-are-talking-about-immigration-emigration-and-the-rest-of-the/)

[Shane MacGowan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shane-macgowan/)

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> [The horse seemed to bend time and space as he ran, blurring the landscape and making Frank feel like he'd just drunk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/the-horse-seemed-to-bend-time-and-space-as-he-ran-blurring-the/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drew-carey/boy-a-drive-through-liquor-store-god-bless-america-a-place-where-you/)

[Drew Carey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drew-carey/)

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> [I tend to wear a coat more for the fact that I worry if I'm going to get drunk, I'm going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-richardson/i-tend-to-wear-a-coat-more-for-the-fact-that-i-worry-if-i-m-going-to/)

[Jon Richardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-richardson/)

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> [“I dye my jeans jet black once a week, but they never seem dark enough. I bleach my hair bright white twice…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kris-kidd/i-dye-my-jeans-jet-black-once-a-week-but-they-never-seem-dark-enough/)

[Kris Kidd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kris-kidd/)

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> [Who were my mentors in poetry and literature? This is a matter of opinion. Some see in my books the influences of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shmuel-yosef-agnon/who-were-my-mentors-in-poetry-and-literature-this-is-a-matter-of/)

[Shmuel Yosef Agnon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shmuel-yosef-agnon/)

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> [An avidity for more is built into the love of movies. Something else is built in: you have to be open to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauline-kael/an-avidity-for-more-is-built-into-the-love-of-movies-something-else/)

[Pauline Kael](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauline-kael/)

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> [In a few days I'll have lived one score and three days in this vale of tears. On I plod-always bored, often…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/f-scott-fitzgerald/in-a-few-days-i-ll-have-lived-one-score-and-three-days-in-this-vale/)

[F. Scott Fitzgerald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/f-scott-fitzgerald/)

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> [“Mr Cobb was my escort. Such a nice escort, Mr Cobb. So attentive. You should see him sober. I should see him…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raymond-chandler/mr-cobb-was-my-escort-such-a-nice-escort-mr-cobb-so-attentive-you/)

[Raymond Chandler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/raymond-chandler/)

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> [I have strong doubts that the first Thanksgiving even remotely resembled the 'history' I was told in second grade. But considering that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-orleans/i-have-strong-doubts-that-the-first-thanksgiving-even-remotely/)

Ellen Orleans

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> [He tilted his head to the side, still watching me in that same, disconcerting way. “Some things are true, drunk or sober.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/he-tilted-his-head-to-the-side-still-watching-me-in-that-same/)

[Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/)

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> [“You can be a drunk. You can be a survivor of abuse. You can be an ex-con. You can be a homeless…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lidia-yuknavitch/you-can-be-a-drunk-you-can-be-a-survivor-of-abuse-you-can-be-an-ex/)

[Lidia Yuknavitch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lidia-yuknavitch/)

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> [We got married drunk in Vegas . . . We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/we-got-married-drunk-in-vegas-we-dated-for-a-year-and-we-got-married/)

[Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/)

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> [There's a lot of people who don't understand the touring and the party scene and it's like, go to bed late, wake…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-hughes/there-s-a-lot-of-people-who-don-t-understand-the-touring-and-the/)

Sam Hughes

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> [But just as it sometimes happens that the most temperate people, who have never acquired the habit of drinking alcohol, or even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rebecca-west/but-just-as-it-sometimes-happens-that-the-most-temperate-people-who/)

[Rebecca West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rebecca-west/)

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> [Of lunacy, Innumerous were the causes; humbled pride, Ambition disappointed, riches lost, And bodily disease, and sorrow, oft By man inflicted on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-pollok/of-lunacy-innumerous-were-the-causes-humbled-pride-ambition/)

[Robert Pollok](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-pollok/)

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> [Many of us have a tendency to forget the Gracious Hand which has preserved our nation, enriched it, strengthened it. Many of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ezra-taft-benson/many-of-us-have-a-tendency-to-forget-the-gracious-hand-which-has/)

[Ezra Taft Benson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ezra-taft-benson/)

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> [Managing risk is a key variable, frankly, all aspects of life, business is just one of them, and one of the things…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/reid-hoffman/managing-risk-is-a-key-variable-frankly-all-aspects-of-life-business/)

[Reid Hoffman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/reid-hoffman/)

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> [Ray would be in trouble, he would get drunk, he would try and kill J.R on three different occasions, he would make…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-kanaly/ray-would-be-in-trouble-he-would-get-drunk-he-would-try-and-kill-j-r/)

[Steve Kanaly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-kanaly/)

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> [“Well enough,” I reply. “Remember, you’re drunk. And happy. You’re supposed to be lusting over your escort. Try smiling a little more.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marie-lu/well-enough-i-reply-remember-you-re-drunk-and-happy-you-re-supposed/)

[Marie Lu](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marie-lu/)

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> [Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-gaffigan/thanksgiving-it-s-like-we-didn-t-even-try-to-come-up-with-a-tradition/)

[Jim Gaffigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-gaffigan/)

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> [I met with a bad bout after the trial was over, and while the trial was on I habit of stopping by…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harry-reems/i-met-with-a-bad-bout-after-the-trial-was-over-and-while-the-trial/)

[Harry Reems](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harry-reems/)

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> [The scaffolders and builders from demolition companies nearby used to play each other for 20 quid a man - the tackles were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-snodgrass/the-scaffolders-and-builders-from-demolition-companies-nearby-used-to/)

[Robert Snodgrass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-snodgrass/)

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> [ “Drink \[the shot of tequila\], Mia." He repeated, quietly, using my name this time. He leaned in close to me so that… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donya-petrock/drink-the-shot-of-tequila-mia-he-repeated-quietly-using-my-name-this/)

Donya Petrock

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> [Burns had his faults, his frailties. He was intensely human. Still, I would rather appear at the "Judgment Seat" drunk, and be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-green-ingersoll/burns-had-his-faults-his-frailties-he-was-intensely-human-still-i/)

[Robert Green Ingersoll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-green-ingersoll/)

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                        "text": "Just one quality of the Buddha has to be remembered. He consists only of one quality: witnessing. This small word witnessing contains the whole of spirituality. Witness that you are not the body. Witness that you are not the mind. Witness that you are only a witness. As the witnessing deepens, you start becoming drunk with the divine. That is what is called ecstasy.",
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                        "text": "“So you find Miss Mercer beautiful?” The buzzing in Spencer’s head formed the words, “’She walks in beauty like the night/Of cloudless climes and starry skies.’” “My God, now you’re quoting poetry.” Had he said that aloud? Bloody hell. Spencer brandished his empty mug at his brother. “I always quote verse when I’m foxed.” “You must be very foxed to quote that idiot Byron. Or very impressed by Miss Mercer’s looks.”",
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                        "text": "“Where am I?\" Magnus croaked. \"Nazca.\" \"Oh, so we went on a little trip.\" \"You broke into a man's house,\" Catarina said. \"You stole a carpet and enchanted it to fly. Then you sped off into the night air. We pursued you on foot.\" \"Ah,\" said Magnus. \"You were shouting some things.\" \"What things?\" \"I prefer not to repeat them,\" Catarina said. \"I also prefer not to remember the time we spent in the desert. It is a mammoth desert, Magnus. Ordinary deserts are quite large. Mammoth deserts are so called because they are larger than ordinary deserts.\" \"Thank you for that interesting and enlightening information,\" Magnus croaked. \"You told us to leave you in the desert, because you planned to start a new life as a cactus,\" Catarina said, her voice flat. \"Then you conjured up tiny needles and threw them at us. With pinpoint accuracy.\" \"Well,\" he said with dignity. \"Considering my highly intoxicated state, you must have been impressed with my aim.\" \"'Impressed' is not the word to use to describe how I felt last night, Magnus.\" \"I thank you for stopping me there,\" Magnus said. \"It was for the best. You are a true friend. No harm done. Let's say no more about it. Could you possibly fetch me - \" \"Oh, we couldn't stop you,\" Catarina interrupted. \"We tried, but you giggled, leaped onto the carpet, and flew away again. You kept saying that you wanted to go to Moquegua.\" \"What did I do in Moquegua?\" \"You never got there,\" Catarina said. \"But you were flying about and yelling and trying to, ahem, write messages for us with your carpet in the sky.\" \"We then stopped for a meal,\" Catarina said. \"You were most insistent that we try a local specialty that you called cuy. We actually had a very pleasant meal, even though you were still very drunk.\" \"I'm sure I must have been sobering up at that point,\" Magnus argued. \"Magnus, you were trying to flirt with your own plate.\" \"I'm a very open-minded sort of fellow!\" \"Ragnor is not,\" Catarina said. \"When he found out that you were feeding us guinea pigs, he hit you over the head with your plate. It broke.\" \"So ended our love,\" Magnus said. \"Ah, well. It would never have worked between me and the plate anyway. I'm sure the food did me good, Catarina, and you were very good to feed me and put me to bed - \" Catarina shook her head.\"You fell down on the floor. Honestly, we thought it best to leave you sleeping on the ground. We thought you would remain there for some time, but we took our eyes off you for one minute, and then you scuttled off. Ragnor claims he saw you making for the carpet, crawling like a huge demented crab.”",
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                        "text": "There comes a day of public ceremonial, and a chance to make a speech… A million voters with IQs below 60 have their ears glued to the radio. It takes four days' hard work to concoct a speech without a sensible word in it. Next a dam must be opened somewhere. Four dry Senators get drunk and make a painful scene. The Presidential automobile runs over a dog. It rains.",
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                        "text": "You don't fall in love because you fall in love; you fall in love because of the need, desperate, to fall in love. when you feel that need, you have to watch your step: like having drunk a philter, the kind that makes you fall in love with the first thing you meet. It could be a duck-billed platypus.",
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                        "text": "we might also call vertigo the intoxication of the weak. aware of his weakness, a man decides to give in rather than stand up to it. he is drunk with weakness, wishes to grow even weaker, wishes to fall down in the middle of the main square in front of everybody, wishes to be down, lower than down.",
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                        "text": "I kind of wish people didn’t know who I am, that I could just lie, say I’m a speechwriter for Obama. This is what I said before Twilight. And then Obama came along and picked up all these young writers. I found out this guy, Jon Favreau — who’s not the actor Jon Favreau — is writing for him. And I was like, Wow, I wonder if the people who thought I was bullshitting at the time are like, ‘Oh my god. That guy! That kid who was drunk in some bar actually wrote the health care bill!’",
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                        "text": "For many years, I was a really heavy drinker, but people don't know about that because I'm by myself all the time. Recently, I didn't drink for eight or nine months, and I learned that alcohol was quadrupling the embarrassing moments - those moments when you're drunk and you say something you remember the next morning and feel embarrassed about.",
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                        "text": "He was drunk upon the average once a day, and penitent upon an equally fair calculation once a month; and when he was penitent, he was invariably in the very last stage of maudlin intoxication. He was a ragged, roving, roaring kind of fellow, with a burly form, a sharp wit, and a ready head, and could turn his hand to anything when he chose to do it.",
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                        "text": "Flowers should be viewed when half open, wine should be drunk only to subtle intoxication; there is great fun in this. If you view flowers in full bloom and drink to drunkenness, it becomes a bad experience. Those who are living to the full should think about this.",
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                        "text": "“The feeling was less like chemical intoxication than being drunk on life. Spinning round and round, he experienced absolute bliss— unadulterated and unconfined—in which he transcended his own personality and became one with everything he perceived.”",
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                        "text": "It's important that Oasis are rude about everybody and that they get drunk...Fair enough. It's nice, isn't it? But it's nothing to do with me. They came to see us in Manchester and they were very pleasant boys. Very nice. I'd like to see that as a quote. Oasis are very nice boys.",
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                        "text": "“How did you get over there?” Oh dear. “Magic.” He waved his hands for added effect. The sloppy grin that slipped across Grady’s somehow familiar face was adorable. “I like magic.” Max ignored Teddy’s snort. “I can do another trick if you want. You tell me where you want to go, and I’ll send you there.” Grady’s eyes widened. A man that drunk shouldn’t look that cute. “Tahiti.” “No, not Tahiti. Somewhere in Toronto.” “Stupid magic.”",
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