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title: "Inspiring Drunk Lines"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [Praise not the day until evening has come, a woman until she is burnt, a sword until it is tried, a maiden…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-crichton/praise-not-the-day-until-evening-has-come-a-woman-until-she-is-burnt/)

[Michael Crichton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-crichton/)

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> [“Common sense got drunk and giddy when Olivia was on the premises. Maybe he should just raise a glass, too, and dub…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelly-moran/common-sense-got-drunk-and-giddy-when-olivia-was-on-the-premises/)

[Kelly Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelly-moran/)

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> [I can be very drunk in a club in Oxford on a Monday night, and some guy comes up to you and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/i-can-be-very-drunk-in-a-club-in-oxford-on-a-monday-night-and-some/)

[Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/)

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> [Well I am still not drunk" I straightened up against the pillows as best I could. "You told me once that if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-gabaldon/well-i-am-still-not-drunk-i-straightened-up-against-the-pillows-as/)

[Diana Gabaldon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diana-gabaldon/)

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> [The car crash that took the lives of these two lovely people has been portrayed as a traffic accident caused by a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mohamed-al-fayed/the-car-crash-that-took-the-lives-of-these-two-lovely-people-has-been/)

[Mohamed Al-Fayed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mohamed-al-fayed/)

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> [I was very drunk last night and I took a bus home. It may not sound like a big thing to you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/i-was-very-drunk-last-night-and-i-took-a-bus-home-it-may-not-sound/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

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> [I am drunk, seest thou? When I am not drunk I do not talk. You have never heard me talk much. But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-hemingway/i-am-drunk-seest-thou-when-i-am-not-drunk-i-do-not-talk-you-have/)

[Ernest Hemingway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-hemingway/)

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> [“He was drunk, but this was something he’d thought about for a long time and needed no sobriety to express—just a listener.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/olen-steinhauer/he-was-drunk-but-this-was-something-he-d-thought-about-for-a-long/)

[Olen Steinhauer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/olen-steinhauer/)

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> [“The rowdy gang of singers who sat at the scattered tables saw Arthur walk unsteadily to the head of the stairs, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-sillitoe/the-rowdy-gang-of-singers-who-sat-at-the-scattered-tables-saw-arthur/)

[Alan Sillitoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-sillitoe/)

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> [I took my mother's knife and played johnny johnny johnny on the playhouse floor. I was drunk, stabbed myself every few throws.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-fitch/i-took-my-mother-s-knife-and-played-johnny-johnny-johnny-on-the/)

[Janet Fitch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-fitch/)

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> [I know people that have blacked out that I party with that dont do anything irresponsible. They just act drunk, ... I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-reynolds/i-know-people-that-have-blacked-out-that-i-party-with-that-dont-do/)

[Ryan Reynolds](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ryan-reynolds/)

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> [“Mathematicians still don’t understand the ball our hands made, or how your electrocuted grandparents made it possible for you to light my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-mcdaniel/mathematicians-still-don-t-understand-the-ball-our-hands-made-or-how/)

[Jeffrey McDaniel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-mcdaniel/)

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> [“We’re both drunk,” “This isn’t right,” he said. “I want you.” “I need you to say it,” he said. “I’ll say whatever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-mcguire/we-re-both-drunk-this-isn-t-right-he-said-i-want-you-i-need-you-to/)

[Jamie McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-mcguire/)

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> [“Plato forbids children wine till eighteen years of age, and to get drunk till forty; but, after forty, gives them leave to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michel-de-montaigne/plato-forbids-children-wine-till-eighteen-years-of-age-and-to-get/)

[Michel de Montaigne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michel-de-montaigne/)

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> [I remember in one of my early films I had a drunk scene. It was Kiss Me Goodbye, with Sally Field, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-bridges/i-remember-in-one-of-my-early-films-i-had-a-drunk-scene-it-was-kiss/)

[Jeff Bridges](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-bridges/)

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> [No. I think they're the idiot people and I'm the normal person. But I don't really go to parties where...I don't really…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/no-i-think-they-re-the-idiot-people-and-i-m-the-normal-person-but-i/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

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> [I don't belong to any club or group. I don't fish, cook, dance, endorse books, sign books, co-sign declarations, eat oysters, get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vladimir-nabokov/i-don-t-belong-to-any-club-or-group-i-don-t-fish-cook-dance-endorse/)

[Vladimir Nabokov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vladimir-nabokov/)

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> [I have a responsibility, and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicole-richie/i-have-a-responsibility-and-it-s-something-that-i-did-wrong-and-if-i/)

[Nicole Richie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicole-richie/)

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> [Remember when you're young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-attell/remember-when-you-re-young-and-you-think-your-dad-is-superman-and/)

[Dave Attell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-attell/)

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> [Lessee...he'd gone off after the funeral and gotten drunk. No, not drunk, another word, ended with "er." Drunker. that was it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/lessee-he-d-gone-off-after-the-funeral-and-gotten-drunk-no-not-drunk/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

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> [Thanksgiving is probably my favorite holiday - it's a day that's American to the core and it's a day that's all about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marcus-samuelsson/thanksgiving-is-probably-my-favorite-holiday-it-s-a-day-that-s/)

[Marcus Samuelsson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marcus-samuelsson/)

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> [I'm going out... because I deserve to go out! And I'm going to get drunk... because I deserve to get drunk! And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/i-m-going-out-because-i-deserve-to-go-out-and-i-m-going-to-get-drunk/)

[Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/)

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> [“Nancy Astor: "Winston, you are a drunk!" Winston Churchill: "And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-astor-the-viscountess-astor/nancy-astor-winston-you-are-a-drunk-winston-churchill-and-you-madam/)

[Nancy Astor the Viscountess Astor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-astor-the-viscountess-astor/)

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> [When people are really drunk they have a propensity to harm themselves and others - they fall off buildings, they drive into…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-yoffe/when-people-are-really-drunk-they-have-a-propensity-to-harm/)

[Emily Yoffe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emily-yoffe/)

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> [If a boxer ever went as crazy as Nijinsky all the wowsers in the world would be screaming 'punch-drunk.' Well, who hit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-j-liebling/if-a-boxer-ever-went-as-crazy-as-nijinsky-all-the-wowsers-in-the/)

[A. J. Liebling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-j-liebling/)

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> [Singing Radiohead at the top of our lungs With the boom box blaring as we're falling in love Got a bottle of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arvil-lavigne/singing-radiohead-at-the-top-of-our-lungs-with-the-boom-box-blaring/)

[Arvil Lavigne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arvil-lavigne/)

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> [How much for the bottle, put it on my tab. Hop out like a model all them foreign tags. Get so drunk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wiz-khalifa/how-much-for-the-bottle-put-it-on-my-tab-hop-out-like-a-model-all/)

[Wiz Khalifa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wiz-khalifa/)

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> [Jazz is capable of doing much more than depicting the dope fiend and the drunk and the slinky gal. In our show…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-mancini/jazz-is-capable-of-doing-much-more-than-depicting-the-dope-fiend-and/)

[Henry Mancini](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-mancini/)

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> [“Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/your-party-kicked-so-much-ass-even-though-you-suck-so-much-it-s-like/)

[John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/)

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> [“Are you drunk?” “I think I am.” He had to concentrate not to slur. “And you’re not wearing pants?” “I’m not ready…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-s-a-corey/are-you-drunk-i-think-i-am-he-had-to-concentrate-not-to-slur-and-you/)

[James S.A. Corey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-s-a-corey/)

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> [It isn't chic for women to be drunk. Men drunks are more excusable, more easily absolved, but why? It must be thought…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-atwood/it-isn-t-chic-for-women-to-be-drunk-men-drunks-are-more-excusable/)

[Margaret Atwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-atwood/)

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> [“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/millions-of-deaths-would-not-have-happened-if-it-weren-t-for-the/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/maybe-she-was-drunk-the-woman-never-could-drink-one-little-sniff-of/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“He had been drunk over in town, and laid in the gutter all night, and he was a sight to look at.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/he-had-been-drunk-over-in-town-and-laid-in-the-gutter-all-night-and/)

[Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/)

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> [Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's an accomplishment.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/ladies-there-s-nothing-attractive-about-a-woman-being-sloppy-drunk/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Part of me knows that prayer is essential; another part of me would rather turn on the TV and check out. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-eldredge/part-of-me-knows-that-prayer-is-essential-another-part-of-me-would/)

[John Eldredge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-eldredge/)

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> [Today, the growers are like a punch-drunk old boxer who doesn't know he's past his prime. The times are changing. The political…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cesar-chavez/today-the-growers-are-like-a-punch-drunk-old-boxer-who-doesn-t-know/)

[Cesar Chavez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cesar-chavez/)

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> [I think I misunderstood the following in the footsteps bit, in a few of my early drinking years. I'd take any form…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-bonham/i-think-i-misunderstood-the-following-in-the-footsteps-bit-in-a-few/)

[Jason Bonham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-bonham/)

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> [“We get buzzed and smile at each other, talk talk talk, then a lull, then talk talk talk talk and he announces…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edward-southgate/we-get-buzzed-and-smile-at-each-other-talk-talk-talk-then-a-lull-then/)

[Edward Southgate](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edward-southgate/)

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> [“Nothing bonds two solitary individuals like a good shared drunk. This is a scientific fact. It’s important, even necessary for the long-term…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sol-luckman/nothing-bonds-two-solitary-individuals-like-a-good-shared-drunk-this/)

[Sol Luckman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sol-luckman/)

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                        "text": "“Mathematicians still don’t understand the ball our hands made, or how your electrocuted grandparents made it possible for you to light my cigarettes with your eyes. It isn’t as simple as me climbing into the window to leave six ounces of orange juice and a doughnut by the bed, or me becoming the sand you dug your toes in, on the beach, when you wished to hide them from the sun and the fixed eyes of strangers, and your breath broke in waves over my earlobe, splashing through my head, spilling out over the opposite lobe, and my first poems under your door in the unshaven light of dawn: Your eyes remind me of a brick wall about to be hammered by a drunk driver. I’m that driver. All night I’ve swallowed you in the bar. Once I kissed the scar, stretching its sealed eyelid along your inner arm, dried raining strands of hair, full of pheromones, discovered all your idiosyncratic passageways, so I’d know where to run when the cops came. Your body is the country I’ll never return to. The man in charge of what crosses my mind will lose fingernails, for not turning you away at the border. But at this moment when sweat tingles from me, and blame is as meaningless as shooting up a cow with milk, I realise my kisses filled the halls of your body with smoke, and the lies came like a season. Most drunks don’t die in accidents they orchestrate, and I swallowed a hand grenade that never stops exploding.”",
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