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title: "Inspiring Drunk Words"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [“Being “high” on LSD and “drunk” on bourbon. True, no one in either state should drive a car, but neither should one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-w-watts/being-high-on-lsd-and-drunk-on-bourbon-true-no-one-in-either-state/)

[Alan W. Watts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-w-watts/)

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> [“I'm walking through the city Like a drunk, but not With my slip showing a little Like a drunk, but not And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/regina-spektor/i-m-walking-through-the-city-like-a-drunk-but-not-with-my-slip/)

[Regina Spektor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/regina-spektor/)

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> [Sure, sometimes you just want to have a scene where you're drunk or having fun. I'm hoping for a fall from grace…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chace-crawford/sure-sometimes-you-just-want-to-have-a-scene-where-you-re-drunk-or/)

[Chace Crawford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chace-crawford/)

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> [“Dude, would you want to fight a drunk monkey? They’re fucking huge. Like Every Which Way But Loose, man. Imagine that bastard…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/dude-would-you-want-to-fight-a-drunk-monkey-they-re-fucking-huge-like/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Whether it was about sleeping next to a pile of cow shit or under a bridge overpass next to a homeless drunk-I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-a-redmerski/whether-it-was-about-sleeping-next-to-a-pile-of-cow-shit-or-under-a/)

[J.A. Redmerski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-a-redmerski/)

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> [Life, like the boring drunk at the office party, keeps seeking you out, leaning on you, killing you with pointless yarns and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/life-like-the-boring-drunk-at-the-office-party-keeps-seeking-you-out/)

[Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/)

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> [One should always be drunk. That's all that matters...But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-baudelaire/one-should-always-be-drunk-that-s-all-that-matters-but-with-what-with/)

[Charles Baudelaire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-baudelaire/)

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> [Public service announcement: In case of a terrorist attack, bottled water and duct tape are not going to do a damn thing.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/public-service-announcement-in-case-of-a-terrorist-attack-bottled/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-herbert/all-governments-suffer-a-recurring-problem-power-attracts/)

[Frank Herbert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-herbert/)

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> [“What a great month, little one. We are having so much fun together, going on walks and reading books and watching Pyramid…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/heather-b-armstrong/what-a-great-month-little-one-we-are-having-so-much-fun-together/)

[Heather B. Armstrong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/heather-b-armstrong/)

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> [Of course we got drunk!" Semyon said. "It's okay to get drunk, Anton. If you need to real bad. Only you have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sergei-lukyanenko/of-course-we-got-drunk-semyon-said-it-s-okay-to-get-drunk-anton-if/)

[Sergei Lukyanenko](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sergei-lukyanenko/)

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> [I love being in an arena that has like 10,000 people and huge crowds. I want to do a show at like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/avril-lavigne/i-love-being-in-an-arena-that-has-like-10-000-people-and-huge-crowds/)

[Avril Lavigne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/avril-lavigne/)

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> [“You're walking down Fool's Street, Laura used to say when he was drinking, and she had been right. He had known even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-f-young/you-re-walking-down-fool-s-street-laura-used-to-say-when-he-was/)

[Robert F. Young](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-f-young/)

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> [I never wanted to accept the position of the observer who is not involved in the situation. The technique and the aesthetics…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/antoine-d-agata/i-never-wanted-to-accept-the-position-of-the-observer-who-is-not/)

[Antoine D'Agata](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/antoine-d-agata/)

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> [I would encourage people to realize that you don't have to panic if you're not part of a mainstream, or if you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-wyatt/i-would-encourage-people-to-realize-that-you-don-t-have-to-panic-if/)

[Robert Wyatt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-wyatt/)

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> [People have so many expectations when they go out on stage, so many wishes about what their night is going to be:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robyn/people-have-so-many-expectations-when-they-go-out-on-stage-so-many/)

[Robyn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robyn/)

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> [Please don't drive drunk, okay? Seriously... But by all means, walk drunk. That looks hilarious. Everyone loves to watch someone act like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-poehler/please-don-t-drive-drunk-okay-seriously-but-by-all-means-walk-drunk/)

[Amy Poehler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-poehler/)

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> [You know I loved you but did you have to go to her? leave me in the dirt, my heart ripped out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/savannah-j/you-know-i-loved-you-but-did-you-have-to-go-to-her-leave-me-in-the/)

[Savannah J](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/savannah-j/)

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> [If you're only having fun while you're high or drunk & that's when you're less conscious of your life. Then your life…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emanuel-sebastiao/if-you-re-only-having-fun-while-you-re-high-or-drunk-that-s-when-you/)

[Emanuel Sebastiao](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emanuel-sebastiao/)

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> [It never occurred to me that I'd be a musician. I was just drunk on music, jamming with friends, chilling out with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mohit-chauhan/it-never-occurred-to-me-that-i-d-be-a-musician-i-was-just-drunk-on/)

[Mohit Chauhan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mohit-chauhan/)

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> [“Jefferson and Washington had no idea these idiots would exist, otherwise they would not have made killing illegal.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/jefferson-and-washington-had-no-idea-these-idiots-would-exist/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [One time when I was visiting The Vatican I got the Pope really drunk, and then while he was sleeping I put…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-benson/one-time-when-i-was-visiting-the-vatican-i-got-the-pope-really-drunk/)

[Greg Benson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-benson/)

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> [I know I have eaten more good food, drunk more beer and fine wine, had more friends, and seen more of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andre-the-giant/i-know-i-have-eaten-more-good-food-drunk-more-beer-and-fine-wine-had/)

[Andre The Giant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andre-the-giant/)

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> [And now we lookin like pimps in my gold Trans-Am. Got a water bottle full of whiskey in my handbag. Got my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kesha/and-now-we-lookin-like-pimps-in-my-gold-trans-am-got-a-water-bottle/)

[Kesha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kesha/)

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> [Belfastas uncivilised as ever--savage black mothers in houses of dark red brick, friendly manufacturers too drunk to entertain you when you arrive.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-m-forster/belfastas-uncivilised-as-ever-savage-black-mothers-in-houses-of-dark/)

[E. M. Forster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/e-m-forster/)

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> [People should stop choosing their partners whilst they are drunk, on the grounds they must sober up at some point.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-fowler/people-should-stop-choosing-their-partners-whilst-they-are-drunk-on/)

[Steve Fowler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-fowler/)

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> [My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-burdon/my-voice-yeah-well-i-used-to-drink-a-lot-of-beer-when-i-was-a-kid-and/)

[Eric Burdon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-burdon/)

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> [Yeah, that came out of a reading. It was great. It's such a fun crew to be with, and we all went…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-leguizamo/yeah-that-came-out-of-a-reading-it-was-great-it-s-such-a-fun-crew-to/)

[John Leguizamo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-leguizamo/)

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> [Ever since the Greeks, we have been drunk with language! We have made a cage with words and shoved our God inside!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/morris-west/ever-since-the-greeks-we-have-been-drunk-with-language-we-have-made-a/)

[Morris West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/morris-west/)

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> [Soccer matches in Europe have riot police. Metal is just people sloshing around drunk and sloppy and having fun, and there's nothing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-reifert/soccer-matches-in-europe-have-riot-police-metal-is-just-people/)

[Chris Reifert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-reifert/)

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> [“There's a reason people get drunk after funerals, and I suddenly know what it is: the flip side of sadness is a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hilary-t-smith/there-s-a-reason-people-get-drunk-after-funerals-and-i-suddenly-know/)

[Hilary T. Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hilary-t-smith/)

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> [If you like to read, sometimes it's interesting just to go and see what the reality is, of the word, of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harold-brodkey/if-you-like-to-read-sometimes-it-s-interesting-just-to-go-and-see/)

[Harold Brodkey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harold-brodkey/)

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> [Man being reasonable must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication; Glory, the grape, love, gold - in these are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lord-byron/man-being-reasonable-must-get-drunk-the-best-of-life-is-but-2/)

[Lord Byron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lord-byron/)

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> [When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-o-rourke/when-we-drink-we-get-drunk-when-we-get-drunk-we-fall-asleep-when-we/)

[Brian O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-o-rourke/)

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> [I don't party on weekends, I don't get drunk or sip martinis. I spend my evenings playing 'Megaman 3,' buster only, with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-cawthon/i-don-t-party-on-weekends-i-don-t-get-drunk-or-sip-martinis-i-spend/)

[Scott Cawthon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-cawthon/)

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> [Lordy, shorty you're a 10 and I wait for your drunk dials at 3:30 am, I love them. So call me sober…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kitty-pryde/lordy-shorty-you-re-a-10-and-i-wait-for-your-drunk-dials-at-3-30-am-i/)

[Kitty Pryde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kitty-pryde/)

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> [All the mistakes I've ever made in my life have been when I've been drunk. I haven't made hardly any mistakes sober,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tracey-emin/all-the-mistakes-i-ve-ever-made-in-my-life-have-been-when-i-ve-been/)

[Tracey Emin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tracey-emin/)

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> [She was a girl and she was a queen and back in the mists she was a woman who had seized the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laini-taylor/she-was-a-girl-and-she-was-a-queen-and-back-in-the-mists-she-was-a/)

[Laini Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laini-taylor/)

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> [What will you do now?' I think I will become a monk and devote my entire life to prayer and good works.'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-gemmell/what-will-you-do-now-i-think-i-will-become-a-monk-and-devote-my/)

[David Gemmell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-gemmell/)

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> [True bravery is to arrive home ... fully drunk.. a late night out.. and mom waiting with a jharu in hand and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sadie/true-bravery-is-to-arrive-home-fully-drunk-a-late-night-out-and-mom/)

[Sadie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sadie/)

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                        "text": "I love being in an arena that has like 10,000 people and huge crowds. I want to do a show at like the Viper room so badly. Like go up on stage and thrash myself around, go jump into the crowd. You can effing swear, get drunk on stage and do whatever you want basically.",
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