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title: "Best Drunk Words"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [Be IN it. Get drunk in the moment.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alonzo-king/be-in-it-get-drunk-in-the-moment/)

[Alonzo King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alonzo-king/)

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> [I'm drunk and you're still ugly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-drunk-and-you-re-still-ugly/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Midnight, I'm drunk. I don't give a fuck.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pink/midnight-i-m-drunk-i-don-t-give-a-fuck/)

[Pink](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pink/)

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> [Drunk people say the darndest things.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/drunk-people-say-the-darndest-things/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“RIMMEL: Drunk girls were idiots.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cambria-hebert/rimmel-drunk-girls-were-idiots/)

[Cambria Hebert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cambria-hebert/)

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> [Life is like a drunk person messed up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erika-valdespino/life-is-like-a-drunk-person-messed-up/)

[Erika Valdespino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erika-valdespino/)

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> [I become drunk as circumstances dictate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-vance/i-become-drunk-as-circumstances-dictate/)

[Jack Vance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-vance/)

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> [“My mind may be sober, but my confidence is high!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/habeeb-akande/my-mind-may-be-sober-but-my-confidence-is-high/)

[Habeeb Akande](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/habeeb-akande/)

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> [The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what hell is like.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clay-aiken/the-only-reason-people-go-to-bars-is-to-get-drunk-and-have-sex-to-me/)

[Clay Aiken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clay-aiken/)

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> [I'd give all the champagne I've ever drunk to be playing alongside him in a big European match at Old Trafford.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-best/i-d-give-all-the-champagne-i-ve-ever-drunk-to-be-playing-alongside/)

[George Best](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-best/)

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> [Sorry you get too drunk every weekend to ever get a cute new profile picture.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/sorry-you-get-too-drunk-every-weekend-to-ever-get-a-cute-new-profile/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I wanna be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ed-sheeran/i-wanna-be-drunk-when-i-wake-up-on-the-right-side-of-the-wrong-bed/)

[Ed Sheeran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ed-sheeran/)

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> [I don't know who Keyser Soze is, but whoever he is, he is going to get gloriously drunk tonight.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-spacey/i-don-t-know-who-keyser-soze-is-but-whoever-he-is-he-is-going-to-get/)

[Kevin Spacey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-spacey/)

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> [Two types of people that annoy me: Drunk people when I'm sober. Sober people when I'm drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/two-types-of-people-that-annoy-me-drunk-people-when-i-m-sober-sober/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I'll get him drunk at high altitude. Or put a pair of skis on him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-faldo/i-ll-get-him-drunk-at-high-altitude-or-put-a-pair-of-skis-on-him/)

[Nick Faldo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-faldo/)

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> [I'm ridin' wit my top back my bitch drunk I'm smokin weed!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/juicy-j/i-m-ridin-wit-my-top-back-my-bitch-drunk-i-m-smokin-weed/)

[Juicy J](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/juicy-j/)

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> [Beware the deadly fumes of that insane elation Which rises from the cup of mad impiety, And go, get drunk with that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-rounseville-alger/beware-the-deadly-fumes-of-that-insane-elation-which-rises-from-the/)

[William Rounseville Alger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-rounseville-alger/)

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> [All these poses of classical torture ruined my mind like a snake in the orchard. I did go from wanting to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rufus-wainwright/all-these-poses-of-classical-torture-ruined-my-mind-like-a-snake-in/)

[Rufus Wainwright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rufus-wainwright/)

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> [“And when he got home he started on Mumma. He hated her then, because in her fatness and untidiness and drabness she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ruth-park/and-when-he-got-home-he-started-on-mumma-he-hated-her-then-because-in/)

[Ruth Park](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ruth-park/)

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> [It's your 21st birthday... What are you doing sober at the front row of a concert? Is it your 21st birthday? By…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-mcmahon/it-s-your-21st-birthday-what-are-you-doing-sober-at-the-front-row-of/)

[Andrew McMahon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-mcmahon/)

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> [I try to make myself, and subsequently the audience, as uncomfortable as possible, whether it's completely desecrating a song they thought was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-tillman-2/i-try-to-make-myself-and-subsequently-the-audience-as-uncomfortable/)

[J. Tillman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-tillman-2/)

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> [He looked into the crowd for approval, saw his mother and father. He waved and they waved back. Smiles and Indian teeth.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherman-alexie/he-looked-into-the-crowd-for-approval-saw-his-mother-and-father-he/)

[Sherman Alexie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherman-alexie/)

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> [You don't really have to do the things that your character is doing. But us actors, we use something called sense memory.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-bridges/you-don-t-really-have-to-do-the-things-that-your-character-is-doing/)

[Jeff Bridges](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-bridges/)

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> [Science is a bit like the joke about the drunk who is looking under a lamppost for a key that he has…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/noam-chomsky/science-is-a-bit-like-the-joke-about-the-drunk-who-is-looking-under-a/)

[Noam Chomsky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/noam-chomsky/)

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> [I think a lot why our lives shows are good is because of the crowd, and because of the energy that they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-rosenstock/i-think-a-lot-why-our-lives-shows-are-good-is-because-of-the-crowd/)

[Jeff Rosenstock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-rosenstock/)

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> [“Good morning,” she said. “Are you drunk?” She noticed what a split second it took for him to flare into aggression. “Do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hilary-mantel/good-morning-she-said-are-you-drunk-she-noticed-what-a-split-second/)

[Hilary Mantel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hilary-mantel/)

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> [“I don't remember things. I black out and I can't remember where I've been or what I've done. Sometimes I wonder if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paula-hawkins/i-don-t-remember-things-i-black-out-and-i-can-t-remember-where-i-ve/)

[Paula Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paula-hawkins/)

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> [Your pretended fear lest error should step in, is like the man that would keep all the wine out of the country…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-cromwell/your-pretended-fear-lest-error-should-step-in-is-like-the-man-that/)

[Oliver Cromwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oliver-cromwell/)

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> [The uncomfortable truth is that we all enjoyed the party far too much to query where all the booze was coming from.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-o-grady/the-uncomfortable-truth-is-that-we-all-enjoyed-the-party-far-too-much/)

[Sean O'Grady](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-o-grady/)

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> [Never get drunk at a best friend's house on pay day. You might not remember how much money you actually had before…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keshia-m-williams/never-get-drunk-at-a-best-friend-s-house-on-pay-day-you-might-not/)

[Keshia M Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keshia-m-williams/)

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> [Different types of dangerous lives-You have no idea what you are living through; you rush through life as if you were drunk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/friedrich-nietzsche/different-types-of-dangerous-lives-you-have-no-idea-what-you-are/)

[Friedrich Nietzsche](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/friedrich-nietzsche/)

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> [“The guardian angel And little devil Sitting on my shoulders Pass a bottle Back and forth Laughing At my shortcomings So the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-d-casey-iv/the-guardian-angel-and-little-devil-sitting-on-my-shoulders-pass-a/)

[James D. Casey IV](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-d-casey-iv/)

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> [A drunk man never tells a lie.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/birdman1109/a-drunk-man-never-tells-a-lie/)

[Birdman1109](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/birdman1109/)

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> [It's not a crime to get drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bob-briggs/it-s-not-a-crime-to-get-drunk/)

[Joe Bob Briggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bob-briggs/)

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> [We must pay for the wine we have drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/georgiana-burne-jones/we-must-pay-for-the-wine-we-have-drunk/)

[Georgiana Burne-Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/georgiana-burne-jones/)

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> [I to drunk to taste this chicken.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colonel-sanders/i-to-drunk-to-taste-this-chicken/)

[Colonel Sanders](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colonel-sanders/)

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> [Drunk and I'm feeling down and I just wanna be alone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/papa-roach/drunk-and-i-m-feeling-down-and-i-just-wanna-be-alone/)

[Papa Roach](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/papa-roach/)

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> [Was drunk when I wrote that last tweet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/was-drunk-when-i-wrote-that-last-tweet/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [OMG I don't think slippy floors and drunk women mix](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jaycee/omg-i-don-t-think-slippy-floors-and-drunk-women-mix/)

[Jaycee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jaycee/)

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> [Come on. I got drunk when I was like 5.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fiona-apple/come-on-i-got-drunk-when-i-was-like-5/)

[Fiona Apple](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fiona-apple/)

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