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title: "Inspiring Drunk Quotations"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [Dead drunk is the term I think of, insensible, neither cool nor warm, without a head or a foot. To be drunk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-sexton/dead-drunk-is-the-term-i-think-of-insensible-neither-cool-nor-warm/)

[Anne Sexton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-sexton/)

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> [I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-reed/i-might-get-drunk-one-day-and-fall-in-love-or-fall-over-a-hooker/)

[Oliver Reed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oliver-reed/)

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> [If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wil-wheaton/if-the-world-were-a-bar-america-would-currently-be-the-angry-drunk/)

[Wil Wheaton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wil-wheaton/)

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> [Any form of government, not just Capitalism, is whatever people who have all our money, drunk or sober, sane or insane, decide…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/any-form-of-government-not-just-capitalism-is-whatever-people-who/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“You have never heard me talk much. But an intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend his time with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-hemingway/you-have-never-heard-me-talk-much-but-an-intelligent-man-is-sometimes/)

[Ernest Hemingway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-hemingway/)

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> [You know, people ask, "How does the chemistry happen?" It's like being in a bar when you're drunk. You see the person,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sandra-bullock/you-know-people-ask-how-does-the-chemistry-happen-it-s-like-being-in/)

[Sandra Bullock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sandra-bullock/)

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> [There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to take a lesson from European countries where…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jesse-ventura/there-s-no-question-that-we-need-tougher-drunk-driving-laws-for/)

[Jesse Ventura](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jesse-ventura/)

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> [“Nonsense. This is my first beer. Ah only ever moon people sober. Y’ never know what horrible things might happen if’n ya…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elliott-kay/nonsense-this-is-my-first-beer-ah-only-ever-moon-people-sober-y-never/)

[Elliott Kay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elliott-kay/)

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> [A lot of people think that since I'm drunk in my stories, I must be drunk 24 hours a day. What kind…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/a-lot-of-people-think-that-since-i-m-drunk-in-my-stories-i-must-be/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

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> [“Where had he been? Drinking, obviously. Then she started cataloging all the ways he was worthless. On fool impulse, as his most…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-frazier/where-had-he-been-drinking-obviously-then-she-started-cataloging-all/)

[Charles Frazier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-frazier/)

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> [In the long term everyone traffics in foregone conclusions, and in the short term they just get drunk. This is the way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-neilan/in-the-long-term-everyone-traffics-in-foregone-conclusions-and-in-the/)

[Paul Neilan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-neilan/)

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> [I'm not for drunk driving - however, the states ought to decide. Different states have different penalties for drunk driving because they're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-carlson/i-m-not-for-drunk-driving-however-the-states-ought-to-decide/)

[Tucker Carlson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-carlson/)

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> [Everyone is sinning, so it's no longer rebellious to sin. You're just a conformist if you're drunk; and naked; driving around in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-driscoll/everyone-is-sinning-so-it-s-no-longer-rebellious-to-sin-you-re-just-a/)

[Mark Driscoll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-driscoll/)

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> [I'm a sports fan sometimes when I'm drunk. All my friends gamble on sports so whenever we watch a game, everyone's pissed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pablo-francisco/i-m-a-sports-fan-sometimes-when-i-m-drunk-all-my-friends-gamble-on/)

[Pablo Francisco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pablo-francisco/)

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> [“Her expression turned serious. "In another life, I could love you." I watched her for a moment, staring into her glassed-over eyes.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-mcguire/her-expression-turned-serious-in-another-life-i-could-love-you-i/)

[Jamie McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-mcguire/)

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> [On True Blood — I've never told anybody this—but I was so nervous and I was so drunk that after I shot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lizzy-caplan/on-true-blood-i-ve-never-told-anybody-this-but-i-was-so-nervous-and-i/)

[Lizzy Caplan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lizzy-caplan/)

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> [Judges make tough decisions on child abuse, divorce, property disputes, drunk driving, domestic violence and other issues that should be free from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roy-cooper/judges-make-tough-decisions-on-child-abuse-divorce-property-disputes/)

[Roy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roy-cooper/)

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> [Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joyce-brothers/credit-buying-is-much-like-being-drunk-the-buzz-happens-immediately/)

[Joyce Brothers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joyce-brothers/)

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> [I dont know why everybody is giving Prince Harry a hard time. Hes like every other red-blooded American man - he wants…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nathan-lane/i-dont-know-why-everybody-is-giving-prince-harry-a-hard-time-hes-like/)

[Nathan Lane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nathan-lane/)

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> [“So, don’t matter tomorrow morning you still think I’m a dick. ’Cause now, even though you’re drunk, I’m gonna take you inside…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/so-don-t-matter-tomorrow-morning-you-still-think-i-m-a-dick-cause-now/)

[Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/)

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> [Playing new songs at festivals is weird, obviously. People at festivals are always a bit drunk, and probably just want to hear…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-smith/playing-new-songs-at-festivals-is-weird-obviously-people-at-festivals/)

[Dan Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-smith/)

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> [There comes a time in every man's life when he wakes up drunk on the toilet and begins to doubt the choices…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-neilan/there-comes-a-time-in-every-man-s-life-when-he-wakes-up-drunk-on-the/)

[Paul Neilan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-neilan/)

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> [And it occurs to me that if I were aboard a rowboat floating in the middle of all the beer I've drunk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/al-purdy/and-it-occurs-to-me-that-if-i-were-aboard-a-rowboat-floating-in-the/)

[Al Purdy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/al-purdy/)

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> [For my most of my career I've been a falling-down drunk. Most of my interviews were done hungover, and for a while…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/moby/for-my-most-of-my-career-i-ve-been-a-falling-down-drunk-most-of-my/)

[Moby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/moby/)

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> [When you have problems drink and smoke, if not then sleep, if its still there then face it, theres nothing you can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/franc/when-you-have-problems-drink-and-smoke-if-not-then-sleep-if-its-still/)

[Franc](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/franc/)

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> [I got arrested for graffiti. I got arrested - a lot of, like, underage drinking, drunk in public, shoplifting, you know, your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-franco/i-got-arrested-for-graffiti-i-got-arrested-a-lot-of-like-underage/)

[James Franco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-franco/)

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> [Complaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a titty bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-stanhope/complaining-that-a-comic-is-drunk-is-like-going-to-a-titty-bar-and/)

[Doug Stanhope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-stanhope/)

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> [By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate, and as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/by-far-the-best-cure-for-hangovers-is-not-drinking-excessively-the/)

[John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/)

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> [“No, I love you. Not like a sister loves a brother or like a friend loves a friend. I love you like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/no-i-love-you-not-like-a-sister-loves-a-brother-or-like-a-friend/)

[John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/)

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> [“Thus, in the boy’s mind, drink and destruction braided together. Intoxication, he concluded, was a swift and effective catalyst for havoc.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelsey-brickl/thus-in-the-boy-s-mind-drink-and-destruction-braided-together/)

[Kelsey Brickl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelsey-brickl/)

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> [I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-carolla/i-got-drunk-in-canada-i-was-there-for-2-days-but-i-was-drunk-there/)

[Adam Carolla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-carolla/)

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> [Books are my friends, where it's okay to be silent, where you're not a freak if you don't want to get drunk,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-gregory/books-are-my-friends-where-it-s-okay-to-be-silent-where-you-re-not-a/)

[Julie Gregory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-gregory/)

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> [Drunk man get pulled over, the officer ask the man if hes been drinking he says no and slaps a beer label…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/unkknown/drunk-man-get-pulled-over-the-officer-ask-the-man-if-hes-been/)

[Unkknown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/unkknown/)

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> [Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/acting-like-a-drunk-hilarious-taking-care-of-a-drunk-horrendous-just/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“...The drunk and the maimed both are dragged forward out of the arena like a boneless Christ, one man under each arm,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-foster-wallace/the-drunk-and-the-maimed-both-are-dragged-forward-out-of-the-arena/)

[David Foster Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-foster-wallace/)

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> [There is a communication of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine is drunk. And that is my answer…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-k-fisher/there-is-a-communication-of-more-than-our-bodies-when-bread-is-broken/)

[M. F. K. Fisher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-k-fisher/)

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> [My husband is the only guy I've ever dated where I've never been drunk around him. I couldn't handle dating without drinking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alison-rosen/my-husband-is-the-only-guy-i-ve-ever-dated-where-i-ve-never-been/)

[Alison Rosen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alison-rosen/)

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> [Then I figured it would be a good plan to hire a few sailors to work for me, get them out to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carl-panzram/then-i-figured-it-would-be-a-good-plan-to-hire-a-few-sailors-to-work/)

[Carl Panzram](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carl-panzram/)

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> [“Her boozy breath was day-old, but of quality of Origin. Malt whisky, Carl guessed. The air was so thick with it, an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jussi-adler-olsen/her-boozy-breath-was-day-old-but-of-quality-of-origin-malt-whisky/)

[Jussi Adler-Olsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jussi-adler-olsen/)

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> [I was drunk: Christian and drunk. They just don't go together. But that's what happened. And the next day, obviously God had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-hamilton/i-was-drunk-christian-and-drunk-they-just-don-t-go-together-but-that/)

[Jim Hamilton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-hamilton/)

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