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title: "Inspiring Drunk Sayings"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gertrude-stein/it-is-funny-the-two-things-most-men-are-proudest-of-is-the-thing-that/)

[Gertrude Stein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gertrude-stein/)

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> [Hate when people say and do shit while they are drunk, and want to really blame the alcohol... no bitch your grown…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/naishalova/hate-when-people-say-and-do-shit-while-they-are-drunk-and-want-to/)

[Naishalova](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/naishalova/)

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> [If someone had told me six months ago this was where my life was headed Id have ordered a double of what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paritoshik-sharma/if-someone-had-told-me-six-months-ago-this-was-where-my-life-was/)

[Paritoshik Sharma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paritoshik-sharma/)

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> [I love all men and women. I am a lover of humanity, not a hater. … I have been immoral, drunk, high.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phil-robertson/i-love-all-men-and-women-i-am-a-lover-of-humanity-not-a-hater-i-have/)

[Phil Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phil-robertson/)

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> [“How had I fetched up into this strange new life, where drunk foreigners shouted around me in the night, and all my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donna-tartt/how-had-i-fetched-up-into-this-strange-new-life-where-drunk/)

[Donna Tartt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donna-tartt/)

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> [“I don’t know how these things died without benefit of a bullet to the brain pan. They seemed to exist in an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/i-don-t-know-how-these-things-died-without-benefit-of-a-bullet-to-the/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

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> [He raised his brows. "You're drunk." "Am not!" He gave me a bland look. "A drunk's famous last words before they fall…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/he-raised-his-brows-you-re-drunk-am-not-he-gave-me-a-bland-look-a/)

[J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/)

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> [“And sometimes drunk women aren't raped; they just make stupid choices--and to say we deserve special treatment when we're drunk because we're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gillian-flynn/and-sometimes-drunk-women-aren-t-raped-they-just-make-stupid-choices/)

[Gillian Flynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gillian-flynn/)

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> [My wife has told me since that I was hungover every mornng until about two in the afternoon, and from five until…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/my-wife-has-told-me-since-that-i-was-hungover-every-mornng-until/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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> [As a physician who was smoking a pack of cigarettes a day, getting drunk on weekends, stressed out about having 35 patients…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/deepak-chopra/as-a-physician-who-was-smoking-a-pack-of-cigarettes-a-day-getting/)

[Deepak Chopra](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/deepak-chopra/)

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> [You're born absolutely free except for laws of nature, if you drink you get drunk, that's a law, if you get old…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-stanhope/you-re-born-absolutely-free-except-for-laws-of-nature-if-you-drink/)

[Doug Stanhope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-stanhope/)

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> [Anyone who has chanced like me to roam through desolate mountains and studied at length their fantastic shapes and drunk the invigorating…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/anyone-who-has-chanced-like-me-to-roam-through-desolate-mountains-and/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I never been the kind to ever let my feeling show. I thought that by being strong meant never losing my self…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keith-urban/i-never-been-the-kind-to-ever-let-my-feeling-show-i-thought-that-by/)

[Keith Urban](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keith-urban/)

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> [Among the small number of things that I have liked and known how to do well, what I have assuredly known how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guy-debord/among-the-small-number-of-things-that-i-have-liked-and-known-how-to/)

[Guy Debord](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guy-debord/)

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> [Drunk driving contains a far greater risk of violent death than the use or sale of illegal drugs, the societal response to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-alexander/drunk-driving-contains-a-far-greater-risk-of-violent-death-than-the/)

[Michelle Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-alexander/)

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> [I'm very nearly drunk enough to be transcendent," Calla said after a space. She was not the only psychic drinking, but she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maggie-stiefvater/i-m-very-nearly-drunk-enough-to-be-transcendent-calla-said-after-a/)

[Maggie Stiefvater](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maggie-stiefvater/)

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> [I drank some coffee and my outlook improved immensely. I was ready to write some poems and, I don’t know, get drunk,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-tea/i-drank-some-coffee-and-my-outlook-improved-immensely-i-was-ready-to/)

[Michelle Tea](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-tea/)

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> [Yep, my daddy was an undependable drunk. But he'd never missed any of my organized games, concerts, plays, or picnics. He may…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherman-alexie/yep-my-daddy-was-an-undependable-drunk-but-he-d-never-missed-any-of/)

[Sherman Alexie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherman-alexie/)

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> [ “Evelyn: \[drunk\] You're wondering, 'What is a place like me doing in a girl like this?' Rick: Yeah, something like that.” ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-allan-collins/evelyn-drunk-you-re-wondering-what-is-a-place-like-me-doing-in-a-girl/)

[Max Allan Collins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-allan-collins/)

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> [It's just so weird that some people recognize me from TV and then other people say, 'Get away from me, you drunk!'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-blue/it-s-just-so-weird-that-some-people-recognize-me-from-tv-and-then/)

[Josh Blue](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-blue/)

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> [I'm involved with Recording Artists and Actors Against Drunk Driving. I'm also involved with most children's causes, because children can't help the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judd-nelson/i-m-involved-with-recording-artists-and-actors-against-drunk-driving/)

[Judd Nelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judd-nelson/)

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> [Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aleister-crowley/modern-morality-and-manners-suppress-all-natural-instincts-keep/)

[Aleister Crowley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aleister-crowley/)

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> [A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-bishop/a-good-writer-is-not-per-se-a-good-book-critic-no-more-so-than-a-good/)

[Jim Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-bishop/)

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> [Satellite images, maps and blueprints of the whole world, of every city. We could look it up and know what's there in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/satellite-images-maps-and-blueprints-of-the-whole-world-of-every-city/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

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> [You teach your 16-year-old with your heart in your mouth to be a good driver and none of that makes any difference…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anna-quindlen/you-teach-your-16-year-old-with-your-heart-in-your-mouth-to-be-a-good/)

[Anna Quindlen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anna-quindlen/)

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> [“The proper behaviour all through the holiday season is to be drunk. The drunkenness culminates on New Years’ Eve, when you get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke-2/the-proper-behaviour-all-through-the-holiday-season-is-to-be-drunk/)

[P.J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke-2/)

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> [Im just drunk enough to let go of my pain, with hell from my pride, let it fall like rain from my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alexia/im-just-drunk-enough-to-let-go-of-my-pain-with-hell-from-my-pride-let/)

[Alexia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alexia/)

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> [Be wicked, be brave, be drunk, be reckless, be dissolute, be despotic, be a suffragette, be anything you like, but for pity's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/violet-trefusis/be-wicked-be-brave-be-drunk-be-reckless-be-dissolute-be-despotic-be-a/)

[Violet Trefusis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/violet-trefusis/)

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> [If you did not write every day, the poisons would accumulate and you would begin to die, or act crazy or both-you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-bradbury/if-you-did-not-write-every-day-the-poisons-would-accumulate-and-you/)

[Ray Bradbury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-bradbury/)

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> [“Ambitions and dreams put you at a drinking table with unexpected companions. Cups were filled and refilled, making you drunk with the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guy-gavriel-kay/ambitions-and-dreams-put-you-at-a-drinking-table-with-unexpected/)

[Guy Gavriel Kay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guy-gavriel-kay/)

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> [I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bitch at me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-love-how-since-my-dad-got-laid-off-all-he-does-is-get-drunk-sleep/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [If you're drunk please don't drive. If you're on shrooms please don't think Walmart's a prison for bad clothing that needs help…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dane-cook/if-you-re-drunk-please-don-t-drive-if-you-re-on-shrooms-please-don-t/)

[Dane Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dane-cook/)

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> [A man should always be drunk, Minnie, when he talks politics - it's the only way in which to make them important.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-o-casey/a-man-should-always-be-drunk-minnie-when-he-talks-politics-it-s-the/)

[Sean O'Casey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-o-casey/)

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> [If a man gets drunk and goes out and breaks his leg so that it must be amputated, God will forgive him…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dwight-l-moody/if-a-man-gets-drunk-and-goes-out-and-breaks-his-leg-so-that-it-must/)

[Dwight L. Moody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dwight-l-moody/)

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> [“It doesn’t matter if she wanted it or not. No self-respecting man would offer something like that to a girl, especially one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/krista-ritchie/it-doesn-t-matter-if-she-wanted-it-or-not-no-self-respecting-man/)

[Krista Ritchie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/krista-ritchie/)

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> [People always want to compare their dogs to having kids. That's insulting. First of all, nobody has a dog because they were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-giraldo/people-always-want-to-compare-their-dogs-to-having-kids-that-s/)

[Greg Giraldo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-giraldo/)

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> [I didn't care about anything. And there's a freedom in apathy, a wild, dizzying liberation on which you can almost get drunk.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lionel-shriver/i-didn-t-care-about-anything-and-there-s-a-freedom-in-apathy-a-wild/)

[Lionel Shriver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lionel-shriver/)

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> [I mean, the more a man was in the Devil's power, the less he would be aware of it, on the principle…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-s-lewis/i-mean-the-more-a-man-was-in-the-devil-s-power-the-less-he-would-be/)

[C. S. Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-s-lewis/)

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> [“Tonight, I won't dream, because nobody has held me and no hands have strayed and even though I'm drunk with love, my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melissa-lee-houghton/tonight-i-won-t-dream-because-nobody-has-held-me-and-no-hands-have/)

[Melissa Lee-Houghton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melissa-lee-houghton/)

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> [Police officer to a drunk Guy:How high are u? Drunk guy:no officer that's wrong English,y0u sh0uld say….Hi! How are you?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melchor-lim/police-officer-to-a-drunk-guy-how-high-are-u-drunk-guy-no-officer/)

[Melchor Lim](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melchor-lim/)

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