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title: "Inspiring Drunk Quotes"
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> [Whisky, I find, helps clarity of thought. And reduces pain. It has the additional virtue of making you drunk or, if taken…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julian-barnes/whisky-i-find-helps-clarity-of-thought-and-reduces-pain-it-has-the/)

[Julian Barnes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julian-barnes/)

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> [You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/you-know-what-the-worst-part-about-my-drinking-is-when-i-m-drunk-i/)

[Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/)

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> [Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin; a bloody…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/willa-cather/alcohol-is-perfectly-consistent-in-its-effects-upon-man-drunkenness/)

[Willa Cather](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/willa-cather/)

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> [There were times that I would be drunk and just leave a place by myself because I had an impulse and wasn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-daly/there-were-times-that-i-would-be-drunk-and-just-leave-a-place-by/)

[Andy Daly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-daly/)

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> [Water is the medicine for indigestion; it is invigorating when the food that is eaten is well digested; it is like nectar…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chanakya/water-is-the-medicine-for-indigestion-it-is-invigorating-when-the/)

[Chanakya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chanakya/)

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> [The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/the-proper-behavior-all-through-the-holiday-season-is-to-be-drunk-2/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

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> [If you're going to succeed, you've got to be like one of those punch-drunk fighters in the old Warner Bros. boxing pictures:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-darabont/if-you-re-going-to-succeed-you-ve-got-to-be-like-one-of-those-punch/)

[Frank Darabont](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-darabont/)

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> [I would hit a scene about my mother screaming at me during her breakdown, drunk or using pills, and she'd turn into…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leigh-newman/i-would-hit-a-scene-about-my-mother-screaming-at-me-during-her/)

[Leigh Newman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leigh-newman/)

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> [“And then, as someone turned the music up by the bar, I kicked off my shoes and I began to dance. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/and-then-as-someone-turned-the-music-up-by-the-bar-i-kicked-off-my/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“One of the rarest and most beautiful things in this world is to meet someone who has the ability to intoxicate you.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richie-singh/one-of-the-rarest-and-most-beautiful-things-in-this-world-is-to-meet/)

[Richie Singh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richie-singh/)

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> [“You look different." His words, normally crisp,are now sluggish. "So do you," I say.And he does-he looks more relaxed,younger. "What are you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/veronica-roth/you-look-different-his-words-normally-crisp-are-now-sluggish-so-do/)

[Veronica Roth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/veronica-roth/)

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> [When I got into my early 20s, I was going to bed one nightI was still drinking, still using drugs, and probably…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/randy-travis/when-i-got-into-my-early-20s-i-was-going-to-bed-one-nighti-was-still/)

[Randy Travis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/randy-travis/)

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> [“When the subject turns to abortion, cosmetic intervention, birth, motherhood, sex, love, work, misogyny, fear, or just how you feel in your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/when-the-subject-turns-to-abortion-cosmetic-intervention-birth/)

[Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/)

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> [ My father's life was changed right before my eyes \[when he trusted Christ\]. It was like someone reached down and switched on… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-mcdowell/my-father-s-life-was-changed-right-before-my-eyes-when-he-trusted/)

[Josh McDowell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-mcdowell/)

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> [Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-hemingway/don-t-you-drink-i-notice-you-speak-slightingly-of-the-bottle-i-have-2/)

[Ernest Hemingway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-hemingway/)

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> [The outstretched arms of Jesus exclude no one, not the drunk in the doorway, the panhandler on the street, gays and lesbians…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brennan-manning/the-outstretched-arms-of-jesus-exclude-no-one-not-the-drunk-in-the/)

[Brennan Manning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brennan-manning/)

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> [“How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-miller/how-do-you-know-when-you-are-too-drunk-to-drive-when-you-swerve-to/)

[Mike Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-miller/)

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> [Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-gaffigan/pie-can-t-compete-with-cake-put-candles-in-a-cake-it-s-a-birthday/)

[Jim Gaffigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-gaffigan/)

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> [Let me apologize right now for all of the drunk tweets & pictures that will be posted tonight. Dont hate me. Bye.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/let-me-apologize-right-now-for-all-of-the-drunk-tweets-pictures-that/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [And Christ says of that which is blessed, which is offered, received, eaten and drunk: This is My body; this is My…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-chemnitz/and-christ-says-of-that-which-is-blessed-which-is-offered-received/)

[Martin Chemnitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martin-chemnitz/)

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> [Sometimes I like to get drunk and buy things on the internet, and then I wake up the next day and find…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marilyn-manson/sometimes-i-like-to-get-drunk-and-buy-things-on-the-internet-and-then/)

[Marilyn Manson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marilyn-manson/)

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> [“Life doesn’t just fuck you over on a Saturday night when you’re blackout drunk; it can just as easily fuck you over…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kunal-nayyar/life-doesn-t-just-fuck-you-over-on-a-saturday-night-when-you-re/)

[Kunal Nayyar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kunal-nayyar/)

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> [This is where Wulf’s people would get drunk and party for a week. All hail the Vikings, forerunners to the frat boys!…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/this-is-where-wulf-s-people-would-get-drunk-and-party-for-a-week-all/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/could-the-two-people-who-are-making-out-please-be-quiet-the-colonel/)

[John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/)

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> [I was having a good time before, but you grow up after a couple years and realize, "I can't get drunk like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mac-demarco/i-was-having-a-good-time-before-but-you-grow-up-after-a-couple-years/)

[Mac DeMarco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mac-demarco/)

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> [“It's possible I mentally calculate the danger of being relatively drunk for the entirety of the next few weeks.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christina-lauren/it-s-possible-i-mentally-calculate-the-danger-of-being-relatively/)

[Christina Lauren](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christina-lauren/)

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> [There isn’t a nightclub in the world that you can sit in for a long time unless you can at least buy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-d-salinger-2/there-isn-t-a-nightclub-in-the-world-that-you-can-sit-in-for-a-long/)

[J. D. Salinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-d-salinger-2/)

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> [“Snap out of it," I said. I wasn't in the mood. With a huge effort, Eric reined himself in. "When you smell…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlaine-harris/snap-out-of-it-i-said-i-wasn-t-in-the-mood-with-a-huge-effort-eric/)

[Charlaine Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlaine-harris/)

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> [I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/i-love-women-i-love-alcohol-and-i-love-combining-the-two-if-god/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

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> [“A Drunkard I've never been an individual entity. Sixty trillion cells! I'm a living collectivity. I'm staggering zigzag along, sixty trillion cells,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ko-un/a-drunkard-i-ve-never-been-an-individual-entity-sixty-trillion-cells/)

[Ko Un](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ko-un/)

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> [“What's going on in your head?" "I don't know," I whisper back. "Then it's like kissing someone who's drunk. It doesn't count.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/suzanne-collins/what-s-going-on-in-your-head-i-don-t-know-i-whisper-back-then-it-s/)

[Suzanne Collins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/suzanne-collins/)

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> [She didn't want to have anything to do with the party. She was tired of feeling like she didn't fit in, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/candace-bushnell/she-didn-t-want-to-have-anything-to-do-with-the-party-she-was-tired/)

[Candace Bushnell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/candace-bushnell/)

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> [There's a joke in economics about the drunk who loses his keys in the street but only looks for them under the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christina-romer/there-s-a-joke-in-economics-about-the-drunk-who-loses-his-keys-in-the/)

[Christina Romer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christina-romer/)

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> [In order not to feel time's horrid fardel bruise your shoulders, grinding you into the earth, get drunk and stay that way.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-baudelaire/in-order-not-to-feel-time-s-horrid-fardel-bruise-your-shoulders/)

[Charles Baudelaire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-baudelaire/)

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> [I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sammy-hagar/i-ve-been-drinking-tequila-for-a-long-time-now-and-it-s-never-been/)

[Sammy Hagar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sammy-hagar/)

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> [I thought about the days i had handed over to a bottle..the nights i can't remember..the mornings i slept thru..all the time…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-albom/i-thought-about-the-days-i-had-handed-over-to-a-bottle-the-nights-i/)

[Mitch Albom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-albom/)

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> [“I wish I could get drunk and do useful things without remembering -like finishing a book, or cleaning the tub.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edward-southgate/i-wish-i-could-get-drunk-and-do-useful-things-without-remembering/)

[Edward Southgate](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edward-southgate/)

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> [So goddamn easy to write this, You make it spill on the page. So drunk on yourself, self-righteous, The laughing stock of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lamb-of-god/so-goddamn-easy-to-write-this-you-make-it-spill-on-the-page-so-drunk/)

[Lamb Of God](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lamb-of-god/)

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> [“Glancing at the bottle of tequila in Tate’s hand, Logan questioned much more calmly than he felt, “How full was that?” Tate…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ella-frank/glancing-at-the-bottle-of-tequila-in-tate-s-hand-logan-questioned/)

[Ella Frank](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ella-frank/)

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> [Hen wife pulls her husband, whos fully drunk, to bed & tries removing his shirt & husband replies- LADY¦ LEAVE ME ALONE,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ab/hen-wife-pulls-her-husband-whos-fully-drunk-to-bed-tries-removing-his/)

[AB](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ab/)

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                        "text": "“And then, as someone turned the music up by the bar, I kicked off my shoes and I began to dance. It sounds stupid – the kind of behaviour that on another day you might be embarrassed by. But there, in the inky dark, half drunk from lack of sleep, with the fire and the endless sea and infinite sky, with the sounds of the music in our ears and Will smiling and my heart bursting with something I couldn’t quite identify, I just needed to dance.”",
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                        "text": "“One of the rarest and most beautiful things in this world is to meet someone who has the ability to intoxicate you. Every moment with her was exhilarating, and every moment without her was spent captivated by thoughts about her. She was like the finest of wines. And I was getting drunk.”",
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                        "text": "“You look different.\" His words, normally crisp,are now sluggish. \"So do you,\" I say.And he does-he looks more relaxed,younger. \"What are you doing?\" \"Flirting with death,\" he replies with a laugh. \"Drinking near the chasm. Probably not a good idea.\" \"No,it isn't\" I'm not sure I like Four this way.There's something unsettling about it. \"Didn't know you had a tattoo,\" he says, looking at my collarbone. He sips the bottle. His breath smells thick and sharp.Like the factionless man's breath. \"Right.The crows ,\" he says. He glances over his shoulder at his friends, who are carrying on without him, unlike mine. He adds, \"I'd ask you hang out with us, but you're not supposed to see me this way.\" I am tempted to ask him why he wants to hang out with him,but I suspect the answer has something to do with the bottle in his hand. \"What way?\" I ask. \"Drunk? \"Yeah...well,no.\" His voice softens. \"Real,I guess.\" \"I'll pretend I didn't.\" \"Nice of you.\" He puts his lips next to my ear and says, \"You look good, Tris.\" His words surprise me,and my heart leaps. I wish it didn't,because judging by the way his eyes slide over mine, he has no idea what he's saying. I laugh. \"Do me a favor and stay away from the chasm,okay?\" \"Of course.\" He winks at me. I can't help it.I smile.Will clears his throat,but I don't want to turn away from Four,even when he walks back to his friends. Then Al rushes at me like a rolling boulder and throws me over his shoulder. I shriek,my face hot. \"Come on,little girl,\" he says, \"I'm taking you to dinner.\" I rest my elbows on Al's back and wave at Four as he carries me away.”",
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                        "text": "When I got into my early 20s, I was going to bed one nightI was still drinking, still using drugs, and probably was drunk or high or both when I just picked up the Bible and started reading to go to sleep. I was amazed at how well I slept, but even beyond that, the next day, there was this peace of mind that was still there that I wasnt used to.",
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                        "text": "“When the subject turns to abortion, cosmetic intervention, birth, motherhood, sex, love, work, misogyny, fear, or just how you feel in your own skin, women still won’t often tell the truth to each other unless they are very, very drunk. Perhaps the endlessly reported rise in female binge-drinking is simply modern women’s attempt to communicate with each other. Or maybe it is because Sancerre is so very delicious. To be honest, I’ll take bets on either.”",
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                        "text": "My father's life was changed right before my eyes [when he trusted Christ]. It was like someone reached down and switched on a light inside him. He touched alcohol only once after that. He got the drink only as far as his lips and that was it-after forty years of drinking! He didn't need it any more. Fourteen months later, he died form complications of his alcoholism. But in that fourteen-month period over a hundred people in the area around my tiny hometown committed their lives to Jesus Christ because of the change they saw in the town drunk, my dad.",
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                        "text": "Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure. When you work hard all day with your head and know you must work again the next day what else can change your.",
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