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title: "Popular Drunk Qoutes"
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> [“You’re drunk,’ said Damen. ‘You’re not yourself.’ He said, ‘I should take you to bed.’ ‘Then, take me,’ said Laurent. He”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-s-pacat/you-re-drunk-said-damen-you-re-not-yourself-he-said-i-should-take-you/)

[C.S. Pacat](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-s-pacat/)

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> [Drunk man get pulled over, officer says to the man have you been drinking?, the man slaps a beer label on his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/drunk-man-get-pulled-over-officer-says-to-the-man-have-you-been/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-von-sydow/i-began-imagining-scenes-in-public-which-some-drunk-would-come-up-to/)

[Max von Sydow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-von-sydow/)

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> [“I’m head over heels for you. Completely drunk on you. If I know one thing for sure, it’s that you and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adriane-leigh/i-m-head-over-heels-for-you-completely-drunk-on-you-if-i-know-one/)

[Adriane Leigh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adriane-leigh/)

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> [“The lover drinks and the cup-bearer pours. The lover thinks but the cup-bearer knows: love begets love. Since this wine is love,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kamand-kojouri/the-lover-drinks-and-the-cup-bearer-pours-the-lover-thinks-but-the/)

[Kamand Kojouri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kamand-kojouri/)

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> [Olive Garden says 'If you're here ur Family.' Bullshit, I've yet to have someone walk up to me drunk and say that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/olive-garden-says-if-you-re-here-ur-family-bullshit-i-ve-yet-to-have/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I can't tell if I'm secretly enjoying still being drunk or if I hate my life right now, either way I'm seeing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-can-t-tell-if-i-m-secretly-enjoying-still-being-drunk-or-if-i-hate/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Whenever I had been racially vilified before it had been by peers or drunk men. It's more shocking when it's a 13-year-old…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-goodes/whenever-i-had-been-racially-vilified-before-it-had-been-by-peers-or/)

[Adam Goodes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-goodes/)

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> [“How are you, darling? Your momma didn’t tell me you were in town. But your momma isn’t talking to me right now—I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/how-are-you-darling-your-momma-didn-t-tell-me-you-were-in-town-but/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Back on shore everyone was pretty messed up, but the owner/captain was by far the worst off. He ended up drunk for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-z-danielewski/back-on-shore-everyone-was-pretty-messed-up-but-the-owner-captain-was/)

[Mark Z. Danielewski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-z-danielewski/)

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> [You’ve got to be prepared for the names they are going to call you compared to your male peers… You will be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/courtney-love/you-ve-got-to-be-prepared-for-the-names-they-are-going-to-call-you/)

[Courtney Love](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/courtney-love/)

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> [“I'm sorry, but why does Claire know how to take a punch? I'm not sure I like where this is going," Carter…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/i-m-sorry-but-why-does-claire-know-how-to-take-a-punch-i-m-not-sure-i/)

[Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/)

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> [“Reevie . . . I feel wasted.” Her head sways from side to side, her hair hanging in her face. “Will you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-han/reevie-i-feel-wasted-her-head-sways-from-side-to-side-her-hair/)

[Jenny Han](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-han/)

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> [“Rosie had been a little girl with a dead dad, and there was no getting around that or over that. Even a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-lamott/rosie-had-been-a-little-girl-with-a-dead-dad-and-there-was-no-getting/)

[Anne Lamott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-lamott/)

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> [“I'm an old man now. Old on the inside. I'm a drunk, and I hate to tell you, but I'm not prepared…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/suzanne-palmieri/i-m-an-old-man-now-old-on-the-inside-i-m-a-drunk-and-i-hate-to-tell/)

[Suzanne Palmieri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/suzanne-palmieri/)

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> [It was such a thrill. I found the roughest, toughest girls who love to party. They study and work all day in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/beccy-cole/it-was-such-a-thrill-i-found-the-roughest-toughest-girls-who-love-to/)

[Beccy Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/beccy-cole/)

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> [“though all my friends there are drunk, yet they are all honest, and though we do talk a lot of trash, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fyodor-dostoyevsky/though-all-my-friends-there-are-drunk-yet-they-are-all-honest-and/)

[Fyodor Dostoyevsky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fyodor-dostoyevsky/)

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> [Thank you drunk dude standing next to me. I didn't plan on being soaked in beer but now that you mention it,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/thank-you-drunk-dude-standing-next-to-me-i-didn-t-plan-on-being/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [So what we get drunk So what we smoke weed Were just having fun We dont care who sees So what we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/so-what-we-get-drunk-so-what-we-smoke-weed-were-just-having-fun-we-2/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I come from a family of communist nudists. I was allowed to do or not do what I liked. My parents were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lars-von-trier/i-come-from-a-family-of-communist-nudists-i-was-allowed-to-do-or-not/)

[Lars von Trier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lars-von-trier/)

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> [“My worthless self lives on at the bottom of every expression, like an indissoluble residue at the bottom of a glass from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fernando-pessoa/my-worthless-self-lives-on-at-the-bottom-of-every-expression-like-an/)

[Fernando Pessoa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fernando-pessoa/)

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> [Here's a tip: never get drunk while wearing a hooded sweatshirt. You will eventually think there's someone right behind you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-attell/here-s-a-tip-never-get-drunk-while-wearing-a-hooded-sweatshirt-you/)

[Dave Attell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-attell/)

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> [The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/the-sport-of-skiing-consists-of-wearing-three-thousand-dollars-worth/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

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> [Something I tell my students is to read once; then if you still have problems with it, read it a second time.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/felix-gonzalez-torres/something-i-tell-my-students-is-to-read-once-then-if-you-still-have/)

[Felix Gonzalez-Torres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/felix-gonzalez-torres/)

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> [The eloquent man is he who is no beautiful speaker, but who is inwardly and desperately drunk with a certain belief.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralph-waldo-emerson/the-eloquent-man-is-he-who-is-no-beautiful-speaker-but-who-is/)

[Ralph Waldo Emerson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralph-waldo-emerson/)

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> [“WHY did she do this? She was a terrible drunk texter. All the things she wanted to say to people during the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harriet-evans/why-did-she-do-this-she-was-a-terrible-drunk-texter-all-the-things/)

[Harriet Evans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harriet-evans/)

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> [Listening to radio was like group meditation or a moment of silence in church. You can't get the same effect with TV…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackson-beck/listening-to-radio-was-like-group-meditation-or-a-moment-of-silence/)

[Jackson Beck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackson-beck/)

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> [Getting drunk was good. I decided that I would always like getting drunk. It took away the obvious and maybe if you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/getting-drunk-was-good-i-decided-that-i-would-always-like-getting/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [Prosperity too often has the same effect on a Christian that a calm at sea has on a Dutch mariner; who frequently,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-cornelius-van-horne/prosperity-too-often-has-the-same-effect-on-a-christian-that-a-calm/)

[William Cornelius Van Horne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-cornelius-van-horne/)

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> [When the doors of opportunity swing open, we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too indifferent to walk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jesse-jackson/when-the-doors-of-opportunity-swing-open-we-must-make-sure-that-we/)

[Jesse Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jesse-jackson/)

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> [People say things to me like, 'It's really cool that you don't go out and get drunk all the time and go…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-watson/people-say-things-to-me-like-it-s-really-cool-that-you-don-t-go-out/)

[Emma Watson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-watson/)

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> [When I was a drunk, New York was the greatest place in the world. You walk everywhere, everything is open until four…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/moby/when-i-was-a-drunk-new-york-was-the-greatest-place-in-the-world-you/)

[Moby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/moby/)

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> [Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk; it is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/isak-dinesen/love-with-very-young-people-is-a-heartless-business-we-drink-at-that/)

[Isak Dinesen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/isak-dinesen/)

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> [I don't want to be one of those people who falls out of cabs drunk. But I don't want to be known…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pixie-lott/i-don-t-want-to-be-one-of-those-people-who-falls-out-of-cabs-drunk/)

[Pixie Lott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pixie-lott/)

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> [I observe a lot of you drunk people. What I do is I just let myself go there and fully commit to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leslie-mann/i-observe-a-lot-of-you-drunk-people-what-i-do-is-i-just-let-myself-go/)

[Leslie Mann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leslie-mann/)

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> [I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raymond-chandler/i-think-a-man-ought-to-get-drunk-at-least-twice-a-year-just-on/)

[Raymond Chandler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/raymond-chandler/)

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> [Look, people get drunk ... People chase girls. And the point is, it's a hell of a lot better for them to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-m-nixon/look-people-get-drunk-people-chase-girls-and-the-point-is-it-s-a-hell/)

[Richard M. Nixon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-m-nixon/)

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> [Newly released transcripts reveal that President Nixon was drunk during the Arab-Israeli crisis of 1973. After hearing this, President Bush said, 'Hey,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/newly-released-transcripts-reveal-that-president-nixon-was-drunk/)

[Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/)

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> [Read the classics one hour every day, drunk or sober. Reading the classics gives one a feeling of confidence. It familiarizes one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-haynes/read-the-classics-one-hour-every-day-drunk-or-sober-reading-the/)

[Richard Haynes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-haynes/)

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> [Why is it when miley cyrus gets naked and licks a sledge hammer its art and music. But when I do it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fading-scars/why-is-it-when-miley-cyrus-gets-naked-and-licks-a-sledge-hammer-its/)

[Fading\_scars](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fading-scars/)

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