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title: "Popular Drunk Proverbs"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [“I have no idea what time it is in London, and have had too much wine to bother with the math to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-kenner/i-have-no-idea-what-time-it-is-in-london-and-have-had-too-much-wine/)

[J. Kenner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-kenner/)

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> [The vastly different sentences afforded drunk drivers and drug offenders tells us who is viewed as disposable - someone to be purged…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-alexander/the-vastly-different-sentences-afforded-drunk-drivers-and-drug/)

[Michelle Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-alexander/)

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> [“Whoever was responsible for naming the fae races should really have put more thought into making them pronounceable when drunk.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seanan-mcguire/whoever-was-responsible-for-naming-the-fae-races-should-really-have/)

[Seanan McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seanan-mcguire/)

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> [Drunk man:red solo cup you myyyy friend...zzzzz -----the next day---- hangover man: red solo cup you fuck...zzzz -----clean up day----- man: oh…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/drunk-man-red-solo-cup-you-myyyy-friend-zzzzz-the-next-day-hangover/)

MrAwesome

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> [It reminded him of his Uncle Seamus, the notorious and poetic drunk, who would sit down at the breakfast table the morning…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/molly-o-neill/it-reminded-him-of-his-uncle-seamus-the-notorious-and-poetic-drunk/)

Molly O'Neill

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> [The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ogden-nash/the-highest-form-of-wisdom-is-to-get-drunk-and-go-to-pieces-the/)

[Ogden Nash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ogden-nash/)

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> [Me being drunk may not be pleasing for you but remember this; drunken or not I still love you and I know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pf/me-being-drunk-may-not-be-pleasing-for-you-but-remember-this-drunken/)

Pf

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> [Whenever I have talked to anyone at too great length, I am like a man who has drunk too much, and ashamed,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jules-renard/whenever-i-have-talked-to-anyone-at-too-great-length-i-am-like-a-man/)

[Jules Renard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jules-renard/)

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> [I feel like there's not this black-and-white division between concert hall music and music that bands play in a bar. I don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/missy-mazzoli/i-feel-like-there-s-not-this-black-and-white-division-between-concert/)

[Missy Mazzoli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/missy-mazzoli/)

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> [Contrary to vulgar legend the lives of great ballerinas are not entirely given up to a few minutes of graceful movement every…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gore-vidal/contrary-to-vulgar-legend-the-lives-of-great-ballerinas-are-not/)

[Gore Vidal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gore-vidal/)

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> [Heaven preserve me from littleness and pleasantness and smoothness. Give me great glaring vices, and great glaring virtues, but preserve me from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/violet-trefusis/heaven-preserve-me-from-littleness-and-pleasantness-and-smoothness/)

[Violet Trefusis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/violet-trefusis/)

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> [There's a long tradition of teen comedies where the kids are getting drunk on beer and whatever else, so smoking a joint…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-franco/there-s-a-long-tradition-of-teen-comedies-where-the-kids-are-getting/)

[James Franco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-franco/)

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> [“Nonsense. Hardly touched a drop. That much.” She held out two fingers to show how tiny an amount “that much” was. “Just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-gaiman/nonsense-hardly-touched-a-drop-that-much-she-held-out-two-fingers-to/)

[Neil Gaiman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-gaiman/)

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> [I experimented with drugs and I experimented with everything that little boys do - vandalism, throwing eggs at cars, breaking and entering…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-depp/i-experimented-with-drugs-and-i-experimented-with-everything-that/)

[Johnny Depp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-depp/)

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> [I can make some calls. There is a guy. Dagfinn Heyerdahl. He used to be with Norse Heritage Foundation." Norse Heritage Foundation…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/i-can-make-some-calls-there-is-a-guy-dagfinn-heyerdahl-he-used-to-be/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [“The country was a dreamland; and perhaps it even reminded my wife's grandfather of the night he woke up drunk in his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tod-wodicka/the-country-was-a-dreamland-and-perhaps-it-even-reminded-my-wife-s/)

[Tod Wodicka](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tod-wodicka/)

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> [No temperance society which is well officered and which has the real good of our fellow-men in view, will ever get drunk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/no-temperance-society-which-is-well-officered-and-which-has-the-real/)

[Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/)

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> [It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping!…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-baudelaire/it-is-time-to-get-drunk-so-as-not-to-be-the-martyred-slaves-of-time/)

[Charles Baudelaire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-baudelaire/)

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> [It's amazing. Being clearheaded for a show, for starters. Not being reflux-y because of the amount of beer you've drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ladyhawke/it-s-amazing-being-clearheaded-for-a-show-for-starters-not-being/)

[Ladyhawke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ladyhawke/)

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> [“We know that you don't want to be a drunk and you don't want to be hooked on addictive drugs. You do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-prentiss/we-know-that-you-don-t-want-to-be-a-drunk-and-you-don-t-want-to-be/)

[Chris Prentiss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-prentiss/)

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> [You do not really wish to hear more of the Battle of Kadesh. Let me say only that human fat, gorged in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norman-mailer/you-do-not-really-wish-to-hear-more-of-the-battle-of-kadesh-let-me/)

[Norman Mailer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norman-mailer/)

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> [Let others seek renown in arms; For me wine's wars have greater charms: Then fill the bowl, boy; fill it high: 'Tis…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anacreon/let-others-seek-renown-in-arms-for-me-wine-s-wars-have-greater-charms/)

[Anacreon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anacreon/)

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> [They think they're normal, because they all do the same thing. Well, I'm going to pretend that I have drunk from the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paulo-coelho/they-think-they-re-normal-because-they-all-do-the-same-thing-well-i-m/)

[Paulo Coelho](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paulo-coelho/)

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> [Husband comes home drunk and breaks crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor. Wife pulls him up and cleans everything. ...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mazher-mazher50/husband-comes-home-drunk-and-breaks-crockery-vomits-and-falls-down-on/)

Mazher (@mazher50

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> [When you can see the end of things even in their beginnings, there's no more hope, unless you want to pretend, or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ayi-kwei-armah/when-you-can-see-the-end-of-things-even-in-their-beginnings-there-s/)

[Ayi Kwei Armah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ayi-kwei-armah/)

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> [“But I was still determined to protect her. It might be the one good thing I would ever do in my life.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/but-i-was-still-determined-to-protect-her-it-might-be-the-one-good/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

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> [On horseback you feel as if you're moving in time to classical music; a camel seems to progress to the beat of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/walter-moers/on-horseback-you-feel-as-if-you-re-moving-in-time-to-classical-music/)

[Walter Moers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/walter-moers/)

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> [The only difference between those who are drunk and those who are not is that, Drunk people talk openly and Others just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nishan-panwar/the-only-difference-between-those-who-are-drunk-and-those-who-are-not/)

[Nishan Panwar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nishan-panwar/)

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> [Jon:'What are you doing up there? Why aren't you at the feast?' Tyrion: 'Too hot, too noisy, and I'd drunk too much…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/jon-what-are-you-doing-up-there-why-aren-t-you-at-the-feast-tyrion/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/i-don-t-need-a-baby-growing-inside-me-for-nine-months-if-i-m-going-to/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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> [He hath not eat paper, as it were; he hath not drunk ink; his intellect is not replenished; he is only an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/he-hath-not-eat-paper-as-it-were-he-hath-not-drunk-ink-his-intellect/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [I loved Jack Ford. I got him in his later days, and he was a total tyrant and a total autocrat and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-widmark/i-loved-jack-ford-i-got-him-in-his-later-days-and-he-was-a-total/)

[Richard Widmark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-widmark/)

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> [I get drunk writing words. I don't drink or do drugs, but I get so carried away with writing that I get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-shirley/i-get-drunk-writing-words-i-don-t-drink-or-do-drugs-but-i-get-so/)

[John Shirley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-shirley/)

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> [You do not explain the tree by telling of the water it has drunk, the minerals it has absorbed, and the sunlight…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/antoine-de-saint-exup-ry/you-do-not-explain-the-tree-by-telling-of-the-water-it-has-drunk-the/)

[Antoine de Saint-Exupery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/antoine-de-saint-exup-ry/)

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> [“What happened out there?” “I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.” “A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? Or have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nenia-campbell/what-happened-out-there-i-almost-got-quarking-toasted-by-a-dragon-a/)

[Nenia Campbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nenia-campbell/)

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> [If money comes along I will take it. I just want good scripts that try to make you think. I've been offered…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-craig/if-money-comes-along-i-will-take-it-i-just-want-good-scripts-that-try/)

[Daniel Craig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-craig/)

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> [“Then I've been drunk, too," admitted Francie. "On beer?" "No. Last spring, in McCarren's Park, I saw a tulip for the first…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-smith/then-i-ve-been-drunk-too-admitted-francie-on-beer-no-last-spring-in/)

[Betty Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-smith/)

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> [You don't need preparations for a family gathering. We have one almost every night where we meet, laugh, get drunk and come…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/randhir-kapoor/you-don-t-need-preparations-for-a-family-gathering-we-have-one-almost/)

[Randhir Kapoor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/randhir-kapoor/)

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> [“A drunk man, staggering and mindless, must be led home by his son, so wet is his psyche... Water brings death to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/heraclitus/a-drunk-man-staggering-and-mindless-must-be-led-home-by-his-son-so/)

[Heraclitus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/heraclitus/)

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> [I do not have to be high to be great. I do not have to be drunk to have a good idea.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lady-gaga/i-do-not-have-to-be-high-to-be-great-i-do-not-have-to-be-drunk-to/)

[Lady Gaga](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lady-gaga/)

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                        "text": "Contrary to vulgar legend the lives of great ballerinas are not entirely given up to a few minutes of graceful movement every night followed by champagne drunk out of their toeshoes till dawn, in the company of financiers ... no, most of their time is spent in filthy rehearsal halls, inhaling dust, or else in class, daily, year in year out, practicing, practicing even after they are already prima ballerinas.",
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                        "text": "Heaven preserve me from littleness and pleasantness and smoothness. Give me great glaring vices, and great glaring virtues, but preserve me from the neat little neutral ambiguities. Be wicked, be brave, be drunk, be reckless, be dissolute, be despotic, be a suffragette, be anything you like, but for pity's sake be it to the top of your bent. Live fully, live passionately, live disastrously. Let's live, you and I, as none have ever lived before.",
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                        "text": "“Nonsense. Hardly touched a drop. That much.” She held out two fingers to show how tiny an amount “that much” was. “Just went to a party,” said Richard, “and saw Jessica and saw a real angel and got a little black pig and came back here.” “Just a little drink,” continued Door, intently. “Old, old, drink. Tiiiiny little drink. Very small. Almost not there.” She began to hiccup.”",
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                        "text": "I experimented with drugs and I experimented with everything that little boys do - vandalism, throwing eggs at cars, breaking and entering schools and destroying a room. But I finally got to a point where I looked around and said, \"This is not getting me anywhere. I'm stagnating with these guys.\" They were getting drunk and high every weekend. I got out.",
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                        "text": "I can make some calls. There is a guy. Dagfinn Heyerdahl. He used to be with Norse Heritage Foundation.\" Norse Heritage Foundation wasn't so much about heritage as it was about viking, in the most cliché sense of the world. They drank huge quantities of beer, they brawled, and they wore horned helmets despite all historical evidence to the contrary. \"Used to be?\" Curran asked. \"They kicked him out for being drunk and violent.\" Curran blinked. \"The Norse Heritage?\" \"Mhm.\" \"Don't you have to be drunk and violent just to get in?\" he asked. \"Just how disorderly did he get?",
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                        "text": "“The country was a dreamland; and perhaps it even reminded my wife's grandfather of the night he woke up drunk in his friend's house, beside his friend's wife, everything similar but new, different, better. The United States of America was like an eternity of those first disorientating seconds of not knowing and not wanting to.”",
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