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title: "Popular Drunk Wisdom"
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> [I'm not drunk onstage, although I've done that a couple of times when I was younger. It's partly just the way I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-m-not-drunk-onstage-although-i-ve-done-that-a-couple-of-times-when/)

[Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/)

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> [When you're at a comedy club, if you're not funny, you don't work. People will let you know, whether it's by booing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-stine/when-you-re-at-a-comedy-club-if-you-re-not-funny-you-don-t-work/)

[Brad Stine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-stine/)

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> [The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicholas-culpeper/the-roots-and-herbes-beaten-and-put-into-new-ale-or-beer-and-daily/)

[Nicholas Culpeper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicholas-culpeper/)

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> [Life gives back what you give out. If you go around grumpy and drunk, then that is what life throws back at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bez/life-gives-back-what-you-give-out-if-you-go-around-grumpy-and-drunk/)

[Bez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bez/)

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> [Certain nights, when everything's perfect and we have thousands of people partying their asses off, I break my rule and have a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kenny-chesney/certain-nights-when-everything-s-perfect-and-we-have-thousands-of/)

[Kenny Chesney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kenny-chesney/)

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> [I'm not a big drinker and I don't smoke either. I've only been drunk a few times, but I did moon my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikki-sanderson/i-m-not-a-big-drinker-and-i-don-t-smoke-either-i-ve-only-been-drunk-a/)

[Nikki Sanderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikki-sanderson/)

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> [I wasn't drinking to get drunk. It's social drinking, so what's the point? It's empty calories, you're poisoning yourself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/spencer-matthews/i-wasn-t-drinking-to-get-drunk-it-s-social-drinking-so-what-s-the/)

[Spencer Matthews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/spencer-matthews/)

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> [No one can get really drunk on a novel or a painting, but who can help getting drunk on Reethoven's Ninth, Rartok's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milan-kundera/no-one-can-get-really-drunk-on-a-novel-or-a-painting-but-who-can-help/)

[Milan Kundera](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milan-kundera/)

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> [They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lea-delaria/they-are-preserving-the-sanctity-of-marriage-so-that-two-gay-men-who/)

[Lea DeLaria](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lea-delaria/)

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> [Most of us had never seen a sober redneck before, and we have the Reagan Landslide to testify that none of us…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/most-of-us-had-never-seen-a-sober-redneck-before-and-we-have-the/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

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> [Politicians are really getting desperate. In fact, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid sent out a final fundraising email to Democrats with the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/politicians-are-really-getting-desperate-in-fact-senate-majority/)

[Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/)

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> [It's never been about trying to look well-behaved. It's just how I am. I guess it's a weird thing to be 19…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/taylor-swift/it-s-never-been-about-trying-to-look-well-behaved-it-s-just-how-i-am/)

[Taylor Swift](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/taylor-swift/)

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> [“She has drunk a lot. There have been at least three glasses since she got here, and there were many more back…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jojo-moyes/she-has-drunk-a-lot-there-have-been-at-least-three-glasses-since-she/)

[Jojo Moyes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jojo-moyes/)

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> [“So they gave me love in form of poison and tiny little pills, programming my emotions, teaching me how to feel. To…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlotte-eriksson/so-they-gave-me-love-in-form-of-poison-and-tiny-little-pills/)

[Charlotte Eriksson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlotte-eriksson/)

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> [“I guess in my beer-soaked mind it would all just magically work out, and she'd be so happy to see me she'd…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/i-guess-in-my-beer-soaked-mind-it-would-all-just-magically-work-out/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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> [Dont kid yourself into thinking that drinking will make your life more exciting unless, of course, your definition of exciting is making…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melchor-lim/dont-kid-yourself-into-thinking-that-drinking-will-make-your-life/)

[Melchor Lim](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melchor-lim/)

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> [“how could you possibly look ten women in the face and ask why they had gotten you drunk and made a game…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-jordan/how-could-you-possibly-look-ten-women-in-the-face-and-ask-why-they/)

[Robert Jordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-jordan/)

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> [Having been familiar with "drunk" once or twice myself, that lick just came to me - and yeah, it sounded very drunk,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-depp/having-been-familiar-with-drunk-once-or-twice-myself-that-lick-just/)

[Johnny Depp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-depp/)

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> [Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-gaffigan/pie-can-t-compete-with-cake-put-candles-in-a-cake-it-s-a-birthday-2/)

[Jim Gaffigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-gaffigan/)

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> [“These are the words of a fool: I am happy to be a fool, for i won't spend my time gazing at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-bassey-johnson/these-are-the-words-of-a-fool-i-am-happy-to-be-a-fool-for-i-won-t/)

[Michael Bassey Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-bassey-johnson/)

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> [“We knew each other’s histories and secrets, hopes and fears and dreams. When you need to get good and drunk, that’s the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jacqueline-carey/we-knew-each-other-s-histories-and-secrets-hopes-and-fears-and-dreams/)

[Jacqueline Carey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jacqueline-carey/)

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> [“I had been out of the game for too long. I couldn’t even get drunk and flirt anymore. I could however, get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/i-had-been-out-of-the-game-for-too-long-i-couldn-t-even-get-drunk-and/)

[Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/)

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> [Picking up someone at a bar when youre drunk, is like going to the grocery store hungry¦ You end up taking home…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-joslan/picking-up-someone-at-a-bar-when-youre-drunk-is-like-going-to-the/)

Azgraybebly Joslan

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> [One pleasant surprise was when I interviewed Butch Patrick. I was expecting this bitter old drunk, and instead he had a total…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gilbert-gottfried/one-pleasant-surprise-was-when-i-interviewed-butch-patrick-i-was/)

[Gilbert Gottfried](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gilbert-gottfried/)

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> [I could get drunk and run around Nashville naked. But I won't because I want to set a good example for my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/taylor-swift/i-could-get-drunk-and-run-around-nashville-naked-but-i-won-t-because/)

[Taylor Swift](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/taylor-swift/)

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> [“When Ruth spots a man she likes, she gets him drunk, strips off his clothes, and hops into bed with him. When…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-torode/when-ruth-spots-a-man-she-likes-she-gets-him-drunk-strips-off-his/)

[Sam Torode](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-torode/)

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> [ \[In my bio\] is no drunk driving, there's no DUI's, there's no possession of cocaine, none of that stuff so you know,… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-dunham/in-my-bio-is-no-drunk-driving-there-s-no-dui-s-there-s-no-possession/)

[Jeff Dunham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-dunham/)

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> [“When you are on your purpose, your preoccupation isn't what you don't have yet. You've already drunk too much of WHO YOU…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/assegid-habtewold/when-you-are-on-your-purpose-your-preoccupation-isn-t-what-you-don-t/)

[Assegid Habtewold](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/assegid-habtewold/)

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> [Personality must be accepted for what it is. You mustn't mind that a poet is a drunk, rather that drunks are not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oscar-wilde/personality-must-be-accepted-for-what-it-is-you-mustn-t-mind-that-a/)

[Oscar Wilde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oscar-wilde/)

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> [When I am not drunk I do not talk. You have never heard me talk much. But an intelligent woman is sometimes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-i-am-not-drunk-i-do-not-talk-you-have-never-heard-me-talk-much/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Does my character hate Bree? Well, let's just put it this way. Bree hasn't seen the last of me. I gave that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alfre-woodard/does-my-character-hate-bree-well-let-s-just-put-it-this-way-bree-hasn/)

[Alfre Woodard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alfre-woodard/)

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> [“of always being in control? No, not exactly that, she decided. What she had told Kristen was true. She had certainly never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rosalind-james/of-always-being-in-control-no-not-exactly-that-she-decided-what-she/)

[Rosalind James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rosalind-james/)

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> [Everybody in recovery smokes. If you don't like smoking, don't even bother trying to get sober. Just stay drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/augusten-burroughs/everybody-in-recovery-smokes-if-you-don-t-like-smoking-don-t-even/)

[Augusten Burroughs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/augusten-burroughs/)

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> [Oh, you crows! Feast away! What a spread! Soup straight from the eye sockets! And thick red sake! But don't have too…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eiji-yoshikawa/oh-you-crows-feast-away-what-a-spread-soup-straight-from-the-eye/)

[Eiji Yoshikawa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eiji-yoshikawa/)

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> [Although wine when it is read somewhat lacks the savour of wine when it is drunk, wine remains a very pleasant thing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-blake/although-wine-when-it-is-read-somewhat-lacks-the-savour-of-wine-when/)

[William Blake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-blake/)

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> [If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-jones/if-you-make-a-fool-of-yourself-in-front-of-a-cat-he-will-sneer-at-you/)

[Chuck Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-jones/)

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> [“Drunk am I with very love and awe; 'Twas ever thus with veritable seers-- Too drunk with joy to tell us what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/omar-khayy-m/drunk-am-i-with-very-love-and-awe-twas-ever-thus-with-veritable-seers/)

[Omar Khayyám](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/omar-khayy-m/)

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> [When irony first makes itself known in a young man's life, it can be like his first experience of getting drunk; he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robertson-davies/when-irony-first-makes-itself-known-in-a-young-man-s-life-it-can-be/)

[Robertson Davies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robertson-davies/)

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> [Every weekend, I would get the drunk driving lecture. Of course, Dad drank and drove all the time. I guess it wasn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/every-weekend-i-would-get-the-drunk-driving-lecture-of-course-dad/)

[Christopher Titus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-titus/)

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> [Waking up drunk, going to bed sober, friend calls you and says that was the best party they ever gone to with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hussein-nishah/waking-up-drunk-going-to-bed-sober-friend-calls-you-and-says-that-was/)

[Hussein Nishah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hussein-nishah/)

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                        "text": "They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel! The sanctity of marriage is saved!",
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