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title: "Popular Drunk Thoughts"
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> [I have eaten your bread and salt. I have drunk your water and wine. The deaths ye died I have watched beside…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rudyard-kipling/i-have-eaten-your-bread-and-salt-i-have-drunk-your-water-and-wine-the/)

[Rudyard Kipling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rudyard-kipling/)

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> [It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-takes-only-one-drink-to-get-me-drunk-the-trouble-is-i-can-t/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here you know I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dean-martin/if-people-want-to-think-i-get-drunk-and-stay-out-all-night-let-em/)

[Dean Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dean-martin/)

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> [A bird in the boughs sang "June," And "June" hummed a bee In a Bacchic glee As he tumbled over and over…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clinton-scollard/a-bird-in-the-boughs-sang-june-and-june-hummed-a-bee-in-a-bacchic/)

[Clinton Scollard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clinton-scollard/)

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> [I wasn't that drunk! ... Bro, you picked up a little mexican girl & screamed, DORA! I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jazzjefferies/i-wasn-t-that-drunk-bro-you-picked-up-a-little-mexican-girl-screamed/)

[Jazzjefferies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jazzjefferies/)

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> [It's hot tonight and half the neighborhood is drunk. the other half is dead. if I have any advice about writing poetry…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/it-s-hot-tonight-and-half-the-neighborhood-is-drunk-the-other-half-is/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [It's progress I think, that science has joined philosophy, metaphysics & religion as subjects drunk people argue about in bars.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-degrasse-tyson/it-s-progress-i-think-that-science-has-joined-philosophy-metaphysics/)

[Neil deGrasse Tyson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-degrasse-tyson/)

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> [I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up, and the vacuum got drunk. I had to take the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-hedberg/i-spilled-some-vodka-on-the-carpet-and-i-vacuumed-it-up-and-the/)

[Mitch Hedberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-hedberg/)

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> [Well, where do I start? I've had sex, I've drunk beer, I've smoked. I'm bi... But I'm human so guess what? It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/taylor/well-where-do-i-start-i-ve-had-sex-i-ve-drunk-beer-i-ve-smoked-i-m-bi/)

[Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/taylor/)

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> [Out of nowhere, Valek appeared before me, yelling in my ear, shaking my shoulders. Stupidly, belatedly, I realized he was the drunk.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maria-v-snyder/out-of-nowhere-valek-appeared-before-me-yelling-in-my-ear-shaking-my/)

[Maria V. Snyder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maria-v-snyder/)

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> [Those who have been too long at their labor, who have drunk too long at the cup of voluptuousness, who feel they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-anthelme-brillat-savarin/those-who-have-been-too-long-at-their-labor-who-have-drunk-too-long/)

[Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-anthelme-brillat-savarin/)

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> [If I'm very drunk, I can improvise. But generally speaking, no. Generally speaking, almost all of my work is material that was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-meltzer/if-i-m-very-drunk-i-can-improvise-but-generally-speaking-no-generally/)

[Richard Meltzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-meltzer/)

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> [Your insult has offended me. If we were at the Peaks, we would have to duel in traditional alil'tiki'i fashion." "Which is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandon-sanderson/your-insult-has-offended-me-if-we-were-at-the-peaks-we-would-have-to/)

[Brandon Sanderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandon-sanderson/)

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> [This is the fairest picture on our planet, the most enchanting to look upon, the most satisfying to the eye and spirit.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/this-is-the-fairest-picture-on-our-planet-the-most-enchanting-to-look/)

[Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/)

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> [I had been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who got drunk - and I would have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-churchill/i-had-been-brought-up-and-trained-to-have-the-utmost-contempt-for/)

[Winston Churchill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-churchill/)

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> [I believe that in your heart you already know something is profoundly wrong. When bartenders are responsible for drunk drivers' acts, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlton-heston/i-believe-that-in-your-heart-you-already-know-something-is-profoundly/)

[Charlton Heston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlton-heston/)

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> [Amy: I never knew you drank wine. Doctor: I'm 1103 I must have drunk it sometime in my life. \*takes sip and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-moffat/amy-i-never-knew-you-drank-wine-doctor-i-m-1103-i-must-have-drunk-it/)

[Steven Moffat](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-moffat/)

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> [You don't know how to handle anything today, because you have to go to jail to get some press or fall down…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/liza-minnelli/you-don-t-know-how-to-handle-anything-today-because-you-have-to-go-to/)

[Liza Minnelli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/liza-minnelli/)

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> [“Tonight," he said, "we shall get quietly and thoroughly drunk...in memory of all that was lost. And on the morrow, I begin…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharon-kay-penman/tonight-he-said-we-shall-get-quietly-and-thoroughly-drunk-in-memory/)

[Sharon Kay Penman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sharon-kay-penman/)

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> [“enough to qualify him as being drunk, and never so much that he couldn’t remember what he did the next morning.  And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-harmon/enough-to-qualify-him-as-being-drunk-and-never-so-much-that-he-couldn/)

[Brian Harmon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-harmon/)

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> [ \[Dean Martin\] is an absolute, unqualified drunk. And if we ever develop an Olympic drinking team, he's gonna be the coach... Dean… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-sinatra/dean-martin-is-an-absolute-unqualified-drunk-and-if-we-ever-develop/)

[Frank Sinatra](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-sinatra/)

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> [I'm not a fan of reality shows, but I am a fan of people who use their brains and skills and hard…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sandra-bullock/i-m-not-a-fan-of-reality-shows-but-i-am-a-fan-of-people-who-use-their/)

[Sandra Bullock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sandra-bullock/)

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> [I have so strong a sense of creation, of tomorrow, that I cannot get drunk, knowing I will be less alive, less…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anais-nin/i-have-so-strong-a-sense-of-creation-of-tomorrow-that-i-cannot-get/)

[Anais Nin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anais-nin/)

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> [The very dogs were all asleep, and the flies, drunk with moist sugar in the grocer's shop, forgot their wings and briskness,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-dickens/the-very-dogs-were-all-asleep-and-the-flies-drunk-with-moist-sugar-in/)

[Charles Dickens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-dickens/)

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> [How sad, a heart that does not know how to love, that does not know what it is to be drunk with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/omar-khayy-m/how-sad-a-heart-that-does-not-know-how-to-love-that-does-not-know/)

[Omar Khayyam](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/omar-khayy-m/)

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> [“How many beers do y'all think it takes before one internationally scientist turns to another and says, 'Dude, bet you twenty bucks…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robyn-schneider/how-many-beers-do-y-all-think-it-takes-before-one-internationally/)

[Robyn Schneider](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robyn-schneider/)

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> [Faeries are unaffected by alcohol, but much to her surprise—and the faeries’ undoing—they get very, very drunk on carbonation. Using copious amounts…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kiersten-white/faeries-are-unaffected-by-alcohol-but-much-to-her-surprise-and-the/)

[Kiersten White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kiersten-white/)

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> [“I knew then I was going to die in the street without ever seeing Holly again. All because I tried to help…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/i-knew-then-i-was-going-to-die-in-the-street-without-ever-seeing/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

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> [“I’ll be too drunk to fight when you ask why I prefer to hurt, so I’ll start hurling stupid phrases like I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kris-kidd/i-ll-be-too-drunk-to-fight-when-you-ask-why-i-prefer-to-hurt-so-i-ll/)

[Kris Kidd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kris-kidd/)

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> [All pictures that's painted with sense and with thought / Are painted by madmen as sure as a groat; / For the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-blake/all-pictures-that-s-painted-with-sense-and-with-thought-are-painted/)

[William Blake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-blake/)

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> [A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henny-youngman/a-drunk-was-in-front-of-a-judge-the-judge-says-you-ve-been-brought/)

[Henny Youngman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henny-youngman/)

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> [Even an idle phone conversation when driving takes a 40 percent bite out of your focus and, surprisingly, can have the same…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/even-an-idle-phone-conversation-when-driving-takes-a-40-percent-bite/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“My limbic system has grown accustomed to a certain (very low) level of human (female) contact. With her standing right next to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-sloan/my-limbic-system-has-grown-accustomed-to-a-certain-very-low-level-of/)

[Robin Sloan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-sloan/)

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> [I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my Mum. I know I've got Irish blood because I wake up everyday with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/noel-gallagher/i-wouldn-t-be-here-if-it-wasn-t-for-my-mum-i-know-i-ve-got-irish/)

[Noel Gallagher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/noel-gallagher/)

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> [I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/truman-capote/i-don-t-think-i-ve-ever-drunk-champagne-before-breakfast-before-with/)

[Truman Capote](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/truman-capote/)

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> [“...I have seen enough for two lifetimes. Maybe three, but I was very drunk at the time. -Marjorie Liu, The Tangleroot Palace”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurell-k-hamilton/i-have-seen-enough-for-two-lifetimes-maybe-three-but-i-was-very-drunk/)

[Laurell K. Hamilton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurell-k-hamilton/)

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> [“I had drunk much wine and afterward coffee and Strega and I explained, winefully, how we did not do the things we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-hemingway/i-had-drunk-much-wine-and-afterward-coffee-and-strega-and-i-explained/)

[Ernest Hemingway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-hemingway/)

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> [Relax, Jailbait," said Avery. "A drunken kiss is nothing compared to a drunken fall. God knows I've kissed plenty of guys drunk."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/relax-jailbait-said-avery-a-drunken-kiss-is-nothing-compared-to-a/)

[Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/)

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> [Energy literacy means you can see the waste in disposing of a plastic bottle after you've drunk water from some place on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/saul-griffith/energy-literacy-means-you-can-see-the-waste-in-disposing-of-a-plastic/)

[Saul Griffith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/saul-griffith/)

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> [At other times it feels like being mildly drunk, or concussed. There is a sort of invisible blanket between the world and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-s-lewis/at-other-times-it-feels-like-being-mildly-drunk-or-concussed-there-is/)

[C. S. Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-s-lewis/)

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