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title: "Popular Drunk Lines"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [“Your breasts. Your nipples. The insides of your thighs. I want you wet for me, baby. A little drunk and a whole…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-kenner/your-breasts-your-nipples-the-insides-of-your-thighs-i-want-you-wet/)

[J. Kenner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-kenner/)

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> [People always expect you to be jumping out of a Rolls Royce and being in the papers for drunk and disorderly or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/davy-jones/people-always-expect-you-to-be-jumping-out-of-a-rolls-royce-and-being/)

[Davy Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/davy-jones/)

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> [My voice falls into Southern drawl when I am tired, drunk, or in trouble. Too often, my accent is attacked by all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-harrison/my-voice-falls-into-southern-drawl-when-i-am-tired-drunk-or-in/)

[Jennifer Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-harrison/)

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> [I try not to laugh at the fact that even when she’s drunk, she has a hard time saying it. “Where do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-sorensen/i-try-not-to-laugh-at-the-fact-that-even-when-she-s-drunk-she-has-a/)

[Jessica Sorensen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-sorensen/)

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> [There are people who have an image of me as being rude and inconsiderate. But I'm completely the opposite, because I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/slash/there-are-people-who-have-an-image-of-me-as-being-rude-and/)

[Slash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/slash/)

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> [Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henny-youngman/another-drunk-goes-up-to-a-parking-meter-puts-in-a-quarter-the-dial/)

[Henny Youngman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henny-youngman/)

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> [An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-darwin/an-american-monkey-after-getting-drunk-on-brandy-would-never-touch-it/)

[Charles Darwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-darwin/)

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> [ “I was never afraid of anything because I never hurt anyone. I was always an old drunk. \[Mexico City concert, June 2011\]” ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chavela-vargas/i-was-never-afraid-of-anything-because-i-never-hurt-anyone-i-was-2/)

[Chavela Vargas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chavela-vargas/)

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> [Not to mention, we’re using you for bait. (Syn) Are you that drunk? (Nykyrian) What? I wasn’t supposed to tell her that?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/not-to-mention-we-re-using-you-for-bait-syn-are-you-that-drunk/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [Acheron kissed her lightly on the cheek. "Rest. We'll be back when he needs you." He watched her climb into bed before…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/acheron-kissed-her-lightly-on-the-cheek-rest-we-ll-be-back-when-he/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [I could scream down 90 mountains to less than dust if only one living human had eyes in the head and heart…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/i-could-scream-down-90-mountains-to-less-than-dust-if-only-one-living/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [If a body could just find oot the exac' proper proportion and quantity that ought to be drunk every day, and keep…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-hogg/if-a-body-could-just-find-oot-the-exac-proper-proportion-and-quantity/)

[James Hogg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-hogg/)

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> [travel never made a bore interesting; it only makes for a well-traveled bore, in the same way coffee makes for a wide-awake…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peg-bracken/travel-never-made-a-bore-interesting-it-only-makes-for-a-well/)

[Peg Bracken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peg-bracken/)

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> [I needed a vacation. I needed 5 women. I needed to get the wax out of my ears. My car needed an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/i-needed-a-vacation-i-needed-5-women-i-needed-to-get-the-wax-out-of/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [“So how did it go? I sat on the toilet and ran a hand over my hair. Um... it's still going, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/denise-grover-swank/so-how-did-it-go-i-sat-on-the-toilet-and-ran-a-hand-over-my-hair-um/)

[Denise Grover Swank](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/denise-grover-swank/)

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> [Me and a mate picked up two darling birds and they took us back to their flat. I went into the bedroom…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-best/me-and-a-mate-picked-up-two-darling-birds-and-they-took-us-back-to/)

[George Best](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-best/)

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> [Even when a drunk guy, a program director, was slurring his words and telling me what to do with my career, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maren-morris/even-when-a-drunk-guy-a-program-director-was-slurring-his-words-and/)

[Maren Morris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maren-morris/)

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> [I was once like you, enlightened and "rational", I too scoffed at lovers, Now I am drunk, crazed, thin with misery. No…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rumi/i-was-once-like-you-enlightened-and-rational-i-too-scoffed-at-lovers/)

[Rumi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rumi/)

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> [Most guys my age are boring human beings. They sit in bars, get drunk, and then go home to tell their kids…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/most-guys-my-age-are-boring-human-beings-they-sit-in-bars-get-drunk/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

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> [Average girl nowadays: Saturday: Ohemgeeeee I'm so drunk, YOLO! Sunday: God is good & I can always count on him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/average-girl-nowadays-saturday-ohemgeeeee-i-m-so-drunk-yolo-sunday/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I been drunk most my life, don't ask me why. Through ninth grade, I ain't go to high school, ...I went to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-been-drunk-most-my-life-don-t-ask-me-why-through-ninth-grade-i-ain/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I swear to you, I am the cheapest drunk on the planet. It takes nothing to get me loopy and doing stupid…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-engvall/i-swear-to-you-i-am-the-cheapest-drunk-on-the-planet-it-takes-nothing/)

[Bill Engvall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-engvall/)

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> [I cannot resist making the observation that some people use statistics as a drunk uses a lamppost - more to lean on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alfred-e-perlman/i-cannot-resist-making-the-observation-that-some-people-use/)

[Alfred E. Perlman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alfred-e-perlman/)

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> [It is the hour to be drunken! to escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk. On wine, on poetry,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-baudelaire/it-is-the-hour-to-be-drunken-to-escape-being-the-martyred-slaves-of/)

[Charles Baudelaire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-baudelaire/)

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> [About medications that are drunk or applied to wounds it is worth learning from everyone; for people do not discover these by…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hippocrates/about-medications-that-are-drunk-or-applied-to-wounds-it-is-worth/)

[Hippocrates](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hippocrates/)

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> [It is sometimes necessary for each person. Fill up with delicious food, get drunk, sing loudly and chat frivolously.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/haruki-murakami/it-is-sometimes-necessary-for-each-person-fill-up-with-delicious-food/)

[Haruki Murakami](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/haruki-murakami/)

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> [ I was never in the office \[of Rolling Stone\]. It was very different from Lampoon, where we spent a lot of time… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/i-was-never-in-the-office-of-rolling-stone-it-was-very-different-from/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

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> [I never could figure out how those people like Bukowski could be both carousers and writers at the same time, because to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-chaon/i-never-could-figure-out-how-those-people-like-bukowski-could-be-both/)

[Dan Chaon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-chaon/)

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> [Thinking about the first person ever to get drunk. People must have been like, COME QUICK! JEREMIAH HAS BEEN STRICKEN WITH AWESOME!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendrick-cole/thinking-about-the-first-person-ever-to-get-drunk-people-must-have/)

[Kendrick Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kendrick-cole/)

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> [Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-hemingway/don-t-you-drink-i-notice-you-speak-slightingly-of-the-bottle-i-have/)

[Ernest Hemingway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-hemingway/)

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> [Ivory's the kind of girl who gets drunk and immediately starts slurring. I have a lot of friends like that, and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/ivory-s-the-kind-of-girl-who-gets-drunk-and-immediately-starts/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

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> [Tears are words to the loved ones, Siting beside drunk whole night like I am in Love, Have your problem to the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raman/tears-are-words-to-the-loved-ones-siting-beside-drunk-whole-night/)

[Raman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/raman/)

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> [I have drunk of the wine of life at last, I have known the thing best worth knowing, I have been warmed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edith-wharton/i-have-drunk-of-the-wine-of-life-at-last-i-have-known-the-thing-best/)

[Edith Wharton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edith-wharton/)

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> [One of my life goals is to be a best man. It's a baller position. You get drunk, you make speeches, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aziz-ansari/one-of-my-life-goals-is-to-be-a-best-man-it-s-a-baller-position-you/)

[Aziz Ansari](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aziz-ansari/)

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> [That's the whole thing with Israel. When they do things and nobody is punishing them, not even criticizing them, then that will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tamer-nafar/that-s-the-whole-thing-with-israel-when-they-do-things-and-nobody-is/)

[Tamer Nafar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tamer-nafar/)

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> [Heterosexuals get drunk and pregnant, producing unwanted children; their reward is to be allowed to marry. Homosexual couples do not produce unwanted…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-posner/heterosexuals-get-drunk-and-pregnant-producing-unwanted-children/)

[Richard Posner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-posner/)

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> [The generalizing writer is like the passionate drunk, stumbling into your house mumbling: I know I'm not being clear, exactly, but don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-saunders/the-generalizing-writer-is-like-the-passionate-drunk-stumbling-into/)

[George Saunders](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-saunders/)

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> [“After all, as Franco would dictate, everyone was going to lose their money at some point. You may as well do so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-byford/after-all-as-franco-would-dictate-everyone-was-going-to-lose-their/)

[Christopher Byford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-byford/)

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> [“It is time I came back to my real life After this voyage to an island with no name, Where I lay…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/may-sarton/it-is-time-i-came-back-to-my-real-life-after-this-voyage-to-an-island/)

[May Sarton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/may-sarton/)

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> [What can you say about the family who is suing the railroad after their drunk son was killed walking on the tracks?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-sedaris/what-can-you-say-about-the-family-who-is-suing-the-railroad-after/)

[David Sedaris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-sedaris/)

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