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title: "Popular Drunk Words"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [“My manners, abominable at times, can be sweet. As I grew older I became a drunk. Why? Because I like ecstasy of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-kerouac/my-manners-abominable-at-times-can-be-sweet-as-i-grew-older-i-became/)

[Jack Kerouac](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-kerouac/)

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> [11 year olds today are like: 'Omg I love smokin pot. I get like so drunk. Yolo!' Me when I was 11:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/11-year-olds-today-are-like-omg-i-love-smokin-pot-i-get-like-so-drunk/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“If it’s any reassurance, after what he’s drunk today, I don’t think he could even raise a smile, let alone anything else.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jodi-taylor/if-it-s-any-reassurance-after-what-he-s-drunk-today-i-don-t-think-he/)

[Jodi Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jodi-taylor/)

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> [More free time means more time to waste. The worker who used to have only a little time in which to get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-m-hutchins/more-free-time-means-more-time-to-waste-the-worker-who-used-to-have/)

[Robert M. Hutchins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-m-hutchins/)

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> [I stopped drinking when I was 23. I kind of started when I was 13, so it was a 10-year run. But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-mulaney/i-stopped-drinking-when-i-was-23-i-kind-of-started-when-i-was-13-so/)

[John Mulaney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-mulaney/)

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> [Daddy, when he drank, just became sweeter. There wasn't a mean thought in his body. I've always said he was like a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carol-burnett/daddy-when-he-drank-just-became-sweeter-there-wasn-t-a-mean-thought/)

[Carol Burnett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carol-burnett/)

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> [The other day around the way I seen you illin' at a party. Drunk as skunk you illin' punk and in your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/run-dmc/the-other-day-around-the-way-i-seen-you-illin-at-a-party-drunk-as/)

[Run DMC](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/run-dmc/)

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> [What I do with my kids is - and I think they probably do ignore us - is No Alcohol. If they're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ayelet-waldman/what-i-do-with-my-kids-is-and-i-think-they-probably-do-ignore-us-is/)

[Ayelet Waldman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ayelet-waldman/)

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> [“I’m having a real day of it. There was something I had to do. But what? There are no alternatives, just the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-o-hara/i-m-having-a-real-day-of-it-there-was-something-i-had-to-do-but-what/)

[Frank O'Hara](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-o-hara/)

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> [I'm floating inside my skin. I could go on floating like this for days. Right now, the real world with its heartbreak…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/libba-bray/i-m-floating-inside-my-skin-i-could-go-on-floating-like-this-for-days/)

[Libba Bray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/libba-bray/)

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> [It does matter where you go to church, it does matter where you worship, it does matter where you lift your head,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-does-matter-where-you-go-to-church-it-does-matter-where-you/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Joe!” he groaned, attempting to speak clearly. “Joe! Good ol’ Joe!” “Captain, you’re drunk!” Lofflin said, stating the obvious while trying to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christina-engela/joe-he-groaned-attempting-to-speak-clearly-joe-good-ol-joe-captain/)

[Christina Engela](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christina-engela/)

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> [I know one gay ex-Mormon who is a talented, self-destructive alcoholic. Whenever he is drunk and going on a tear, we are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-solomon/i-know-one-gay-ex-mormon-who-is-a-talented-self-destructive-alcoholic/)

[Andrew Solomon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-solomon/)

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> [When you have really exhausted an experience you always reverence and love it. The two things that nearly all of us have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gilbert-k-chesterton/when-you-have-really-exhausted-an-experience-you-always-reverence-and-2/)

[Gilbert K. Chesterton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gilbert-k-chesterton/)

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> [Lastly, tea--unless one is drinking it in the Russian style--should be drunk WITHOUT SUGAR. I know very well that I am in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-orwell/lastly-tea-unless-one-is-drinking-it-in-the-russian-style-should-be/)

[George Orwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-orwell/)

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> [“Alice opened the door when I rang. She had on green pyjamas and held a hairbrush in one hand. She looked wearily…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dashiell-hammett/alice-opened-the-door-when-i-rang-she-had-on-green-pyjamas-and-held-a/)

[Dashiell Hammett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dashiell-hammett/)

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> [“I came in several times and spoke, but perhaps you were asleep when I thought you were awake.' 'You are very considerate…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-k-narayan/i-came-in-several-times-and-spoke-but-perhaps-you-were-asleep-when-i/)

[R.K. Narayan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-k-narayan/)

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> [I have lived carefully, sheltered myself from the cold winds, eaten moderately of what was in season, drunk fine claret, slept in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/evelyn-waugh/i-have-lived-carefully-sheltered-myself-from-the-cold-winds-eaten/)

[Evelyn Waugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/evelyn-waugh/)

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> [Republic . . . it means people can live free, talk free, go or come, buy or sell, be drunk or sober, however they choose.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-wayne/republic-it-means-people-can-live-free-talk-free-go-or-come-buy-or/)

[John Wayne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-wayne/)

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> [I think if you're fame-hungry, go out to a nightclub and get drunk... why do that? I don't understand how some people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zac-efron/i-think-if-you-re-fame-hungry-go-out-to-a-nightclub-and-get-drunk-why/)

[Zac Efron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zac-efron/)

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> [A girl texting you hundreds of miles away saying,I'm drunk. Is like lasagna texting you from Italy saying,I'm delicious.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/a-girl-texting-you-hundreds-of-miles-away-saying-i-m-drunk-is-like/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Delia picked at the raw sores of her conscience...Drunk or sober, Delia lived in the small town in her heart, ignoring the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dorothy-allison/delia-picked-at-the-raw-sores-of-her-conscience-drunk-or-sober-delia/)

[Dorothy Allison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dorothy-allison/)

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> [I was a savage for so many years of my life. There was some seed of determination in me that I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-day-lewis/i-was-a-savage-for-so-many-years-of-my-life-there-was-some-seed-of/)

[Daniel Day-Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-day-lewis/)

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> [The story goes that I first had the idea for The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy while lying drunk in a field…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-adams/the-story-goes-that-i-first-had-the-idea-for-the-hitchiker-s-guide-to/)

[Douglas Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-adams/)

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> [The Lover is ever drunk with Love. He is mad. She is free. He sings with delight. She dances in ecstasy. Caught…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rumi/the-lover-is-ever-drunk-with-love-he-is-mad-she-is-free-he-sings-with/)

[Rumi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rumi/)

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> [“What do you think? The last party she threw for you, you came home with an inflatable cock on your head as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-aycart/what-do-you-think-the-last-party-she-threw-for-you-you-came-home-with/)

[Elle Aycart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-aycart/)

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> [I am a butterfly drunk with life. I don't know where to soar, but I won't allow life to clip my beautiful…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janusz-korczak/i-am-a-butterfly-drunk-with-life-i-don-t-know-where-to-soar-but-i-won/)

[Janusz Korczak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janusz-korczak/)

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> [You've gotten drunk on so many kinds of wine. Taste this. It won't make you wild. It's fire. Give up, if you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rumi/you-ve-gotten-drunk-on-so-many-kinds-of-wine-taste-this-it-won-t-make/)

[Rumi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rumi/)

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> [“and now sometimes I’m interviewed, they want to hear about life and literature and I get drunk and hold up my cross-eyed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/and-now-sometimes-i-m-interviewed-they-want-to-hear-about-life-and-2/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [“He snuffles. Oh, no. He's not going to cry, is he? Because even though it's sweet when guys cry, I am so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/he-snuffles-oh-no-he-s-not-going-to-cry-is-he-because-even-though-it/)

[Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/)

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> [“You meet a new guy, analyze him, not good for marriage, not good for a relationship, not good for fucking, maybe excepting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irina-bors/you-meet-a-new-guy-analyze-him-not-good-for-marriage-not-good-for-a/)

[Irina Bors](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irina-bors/)

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> [“Kevin slapped a box of hot dogs down on the rock. “What the hell was that?” “A kiss. It’s something guys like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shannon-stacey/kevin-slapped-a-box-of-hot-dogs-down-on-the-rock-what-the-hell-was/)

[Shannon Stacey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shannon-stacey/)

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> [“He patted my shoulder. "What's up with you? All of a sudden, you're bucking the system." "i got drunk and had an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-isabella/he-patted-my-shoulder-what-s-up-with-you-all-of-a-sudden-you-re/)

[J.C. Isabella](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-isabella/)

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> [“today i received a postcard i sent to myself last week from another city when i was nearly too drunk to stand,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christoper-poindexter/today-i-received-a-postcard-i-sent-to-myself-last-week-from-another/)

[Christoper Poindexter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christoper-poindexter/)

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> [What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charismaticspresidentsarj/what-you-gon-do-with-all-that-junk-all-that-junk-inside-your-trunk-i/)

[CharismaticsPresidentSarj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charismaticspresidentsarj/)

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> [I thought, When a man is properly drunk it is as though he is an a room by himself--there is a physical,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patrick-dewitt/i-thought-when-a-man-is-properly-drunk-it-is-as-though-he-is-an-a/)

[Patrick deWitt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patrick-dewitt/)

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> [High school sucked. It was a universal truth, and whoever said these were supposed to be the best years of your life…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kami-garcia/high-school-sucked-it-was-a-universal-truth-and-whoever-said-these/)

[Kami Garcia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kami-garcia/)

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> [Just take a chance let's see if we can make it 'til we're older. When I think about you I get love…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yung-beazie/just-take-a-chance-let-s-see-if-we-can-make-it-til-we-re-older-when-i/)

[Yung Beazie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yung-beazie/)

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> [“I am not quite sober you know. In fact, I am drunk, but I cannot help feeling this is all a trifle,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/georgette-heyer/i-am-not-quite-sober-you-know-in-fact-i-am-drunk-but-i-cannot-help/)

[Georgette Heyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/georgette-heyer/)

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> [I don't drink, and I don't smoke. It's a personal preference. My mom has never drunk or smoked. I look up to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashley-tisdale/i-don-t-drink-and-i-don-t-smoke-it-s-a-personal-preference-my-mom-has/)

[Ashley Tisdale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashley-tisdale/)

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                        "text": "“I’m having a real day of it. There was something I had to do. But what? There are no alternatives, just the one something. I have a drink, it doesn’t help - far from it! I feel worse. I can’t remember how I felt, so perhaps I feel better. No, Just a little darker. If I could get really dark, richly dark, like being drunk, that’s the best that’s open as a field. Not the best, but the best except for the impossible pure light, to be as if above a vast prairie, rushing and pausing over the tiny golden heads in deep grass.”",
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                        "text": "I'm floating inside my skin. I could go on floating like this for days. Right now, the real world with its heartbreak and disappointments is just a pulse against the protective membrane we've drunk ourselves into. It's somewhere outside us, waiting.\" A Great and Terrible Beauty, Page 141, by",
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                        "text": "It does matter where you go to church, it does matter where you worship, it does matter where you lift your head, it does matter where you cry out to God. There is something about the atmosphere. I might be lame, but put me in the atmosphere. I may be drunk, but put me in the atmosphere. I may be weak, but put me in the atmosphere.",
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                        "text": "“Joe!” he groaned, attempting to speak clearly. “Joe! Good ol’ Joe!” “Captain, you’re drunk!” Lofflin said, stating the obvious while trying to keep his voice level. Blaine grinned at him lopsidedly and giggled, almost choking. He slapped the table, knocking his empty glass over. “Ye-ss, I am! Don’t ssup-pose you – think I co-uld ssit here an’ calmly wait t’die – dýou? Weee-ll, not ssob-er anyway. Ha ha ha.” Disgust and hopelessness were swelling inside him. He felt like punching that drunken face till it was either sober or unconscious. “Damn it, Captain! We need you – the crew needs you! You’re turning your back on them – in our most desperate time!”",
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                        "text": "I know one gay ex-Mormon who is a talented, self-destructive alcoholic. Whenever he is drunk and going on a tear, we are back to the Mormon Church and his being thrown out of the Mormon Church and growing up with this sense of being evil.",
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                        "text": "When you have really exhausted an experience you always reverence and love it. The two things that nearly all of us have thoroughly and really been through are childhood and youth. And though we would not have them back again on any account, we feel that they are both beautiful, because we have drunk them dry.",
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                        "text": "Lastly, tea--unless one is drinking it in the Russian style--should be drunk WITHOUT SUGAR. I know very well that I am in a minority here. But still, how can you call yourself a true tea-lover if you destroy the flavour of your tea by putting sugar in it? It would be equally reasonable to put in pepper or salt. Tea is meant to be bitter, just as beer is meant to be bitter. If you sweeten it, you are no longer tasting the tea, you are merely tasting the sugar; you could make a very similar drink by dissolving sugar in plain hot water.",
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