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title: "Popular Drunk Quotations"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [I was hungry. I was cold. But I was also free. Free not to get up in the morning, not to go…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edith-piaf/i-was-hungry-i-was-cold-but-i-was-also-free-free-not-to-get-up-in-the/)

[Edith Piaf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edith-piaf/)

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> [Lovers drink wine all day and night and tear the veils of the mind. When drunk with love's wine, body, heart and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rumi/lovers-drink-wine-all-day-and-night-and-tear-the-veils-of-the-mind/)

[Rumi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rumi/)

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> [A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/a-meal-without-wine-is-like-a-day-without-sunshine-except-that-on-a/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Theo: You don’t know this, because I haven’t wanted to talk about it, but Sam and Derek are my and Leone’s exes.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anyta-sunday/theo-you-don-t-know-this-because-i-haven-t-wanted-to-talk-about-it/)

[Anyta Sunday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anyta-sunday/)

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> [“he poured himself a glass of whiskey. And another. And another. Not enough to get stinking drunk, just enough to make him…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/he-poured-himself-a-glass-of-whiskey-and-another-and-another-not/)

[Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/)

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> [When I first got my driver's license, I was hit by a drunk driver. He was coming off of a freeway, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-heckerling/when-i-first-got-my-driver-s-license-i-was-hit-by-a-drunk-driver-he/)

[Amy Heckerling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-heckerling/)

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> [You can get drunk all you want but in the morning you're going to be sober with a headache with the same…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/airyell-speaks/you-can-get-drunk-all-you-want-but-in-the-morning-you-re-going-to-be/)

[Airyell SPeaks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/airyell-speaks/)

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> [The fact that a player is very short of time is, to my mind, as little to be considered an excuse as,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alexander-alekhine/the-fact-that-a-player-is-very-short-of-time-is-to-my-mind-as-little/)

[Alexander Alekhine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alexander-alekhine/)

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> [I used to love slapping people in the face when I was drunk. I thought it was really funny, so I did…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lara-stone/i-used-to-love-slapping-people-in-the-face-when-i-was-drunk-i-thought/)

[Lara Stone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lara-stone/)

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> [“All I want is some man to take delight in me. 5:30? 6:30 A.M. as usual, no cigs. Better a maudlin drunk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryse-holder/all-i-want-is-some-man-to-take-delight-in-me-5-30-6-30-a-m-as-usual/)

[Maryse Holder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryse-holder/)

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> [I was once doing a book signing and a man came up to me and said that he gave classes to people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martha-stout/i-was-once-doing-a-book-signing-and-a-man-came-up-to-me-and-said-that/)

[Martha Stout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martha-stout/)

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> [I consider myself to be a true friend of the Israeli people. But I define friendship as someone who takes care of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-ritter/i-consider-myself-to-be-a-true-friend-of-the-israeli-people-but-i/)

[Scott Ritter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-ritter/)

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> [It is difficult to feel sympathy for these people. It is difficult to regard some bawdy drunk and see them as sick…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/russell-brand/it-is-difficult-to-feel-sympathy-for-these-people-it-is-difficult-to-2/)

[Russell Brand](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/russell-brand/)

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> [“Forget about your lists and do what you can because that’s all you can do. Phone up the people you miss and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pleasefindthis/forget-about-your-lists-and-do-what-you-can-because-that-s-all-you/)

[pleasefindthis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pleasefindthis/)

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> [I wanted to just get a job so I could have enough money for my own apartment and be able to get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-tosches/i-wanted-to-just-get-a-job-so-i-could-have-enough-money-for-my-own/)

[Nick Tosches](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-tosches/)

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> [“Am I better off dead Am G Am I better off a quitter Cadd9 C They say I'm better off now Am…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-script/am-i-better-off-dead-am-g-am-i-better-off-a-quitter-cadd9-c-they-say/)

[The Script](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-script/)

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> [It's not fair to say that Congress spends money like a drunk sailor. At least the sailor is spending his own money!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ronald-reagan/it-s-not-fair-to-say-that-congress-spends-money-like-a-drunk-sailor/)

[Ronald Reagan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ronald-reagan/)

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> [Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people he cops. But you know, sometimes, you've just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-attell/yeah-i-know-some-people-are-against-drunk-driving-and-i-call-those/)

[Dave Attell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-attell/)

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> [I'm still terrified of flying. I really have to get drunk to fly. I've found that I've developed fears I never had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-page/i-m-still-terrified-of-flying-i-really-have-to-get-drunk-to-fly-i-ve/)

[Jimmy Page](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-page/)

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> [Tommy Dorsey was the last of the band leaders... He was ahead of his time; if he got drunk, he got difficult,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dick-haymes/tommy-dorsey-was-the-last-of-the-band-leaders-he-was-ahead-of-his/)

[Dick Haymes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dick-haymes/)

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> [“sometimes i just feel impossible. like life wasn't meant for me. like it was an interview i showed up to drunk out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-poindexter/sometimes-i-just-feel-impossible-like-life-wasn-t-meant-for-me-like/)

[Christopher Poindexter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-poindexter/)

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> [“I can’t listen to you. I can’t listen to your voice. It’s as though I’d drunk a bottle of anise and fallen…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/federico-garc-a-lorca/i-can-t-listen-to-you-i-can-t-listen-to-your-voice-it-s-as-though-i-d/)

[Federico García Lorca](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/federico-garc-a-lorca/)

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> [Dude I wasnt that drunk... You dove into my aqaurium,grabbed a clown fish & yelled in his face don't worry nemo I'll…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cheyanne-my-friend/dude-i-wasnt-that-drunk-you-dove-into-my-aqaurium-grabbed-a-clown/)

[Cheyanne My Friend](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cheyanne-my-friend/)

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> [That which the sober man keeps in his breast, the drunken man lets out at the lips. Astute people, when they want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-luther/that-which-the-sober-man-keeps-in-his-breast-the-drunken-man-lets-out/)

[Martin Luther](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martin-luther/)

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> [The semi-colon is a burp, a hiccup. It's a drunk staggering out of the saloon at 2 a.m., grabbing your lapels on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-scott-bell/the-semi-colon-is-a-burp-a-hiccup-it-s-a-drunk-staggering-out-of-the/)

[James Scott Bell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-scott-bell/)

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> [“Get in the fucking car. You're a mean drunk. You haven't seen me mean, mama's boy! I told you we're close! Yeah,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-mcguire/get-in-the-fucking-car-you-re-a-mean-drunk-you-haven-t-seen-me-mean/)

[Jamie McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-mcguire/)

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> [Ive never drunk coffee. Im convinced it has something to do with why my skin is good. I have either mint, green…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/saffron-aldridge/ive-never-drunk-coffee-im-convinced-it-has-something-to-do-with-why/)

[Saffron Aldridge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/saffron-aldridge/)

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> [“My love is made out of three things: the dawn, the sunrise, and redundancy. I poured you two glasses, which can easily…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/my-love-is-made-out-of-three-things-the-dawn-the-sunrise-and/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [I'm grateful for a lot of things. One is not being a drunk wreck. Or losing all four limbs in some ridiculous…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/augusten-burroughs/i-m-grateful-for-a-lot-of-things-one-is-not-being-a-drunk-wreck-or/)

[Augusten Burroughs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/augusten-burroughs/)

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> [We see God and the devil making fools of each other, and we nurture in ourselves the absolutely unshakable conviction that both…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-wedekind/we-see-god-and-the-devil-making-fools-of-each-other-and-we-nurture-in/)

[Frank Wedekind](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-wedekind/)

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> [When someone is in a car accident and they're driving at 100 mph, drunk, who's tape do you think his listening to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billie-joe-armstrong/when-someone-is-in-a-car-accident-and-they-re-driving-at-100-mph/)

[Billie Joe Armstrong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billie-joe-armstrong/)

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> [The human heart would never pass the drunk test… If you took the human heart out of the human body and put…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tennessee-williams/the-human-heart-would-never-pass-the-drunk-test-if-you-took-the-human/)

[Tennessee Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tennessee-williams/)

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> [Well me nuh inna drugs and me's not much of a drinka. Foolish man drink fi drunk yah. Find me in a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tarrus-riley/well-me-nuh-inna-drugs-and-me-s-not-much-of-a-drinka-foolish-man/)

[Tarrus Riley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tarrus-riley/)

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> [It's the remix to ignition. Hot and fresh out the kitchen. Mama rollin that body got every man in here wishin. Sippin…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-kelly-2/it-s-the-remix-to-ignition-hot-and-fresh-out-the-kitchen-mama-rollin/)

[R Kelly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-kelly-2/)

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> [“Shanna planted her hands on her hips. "Getting drunk is not going to solve your problems." "Aye, but t'will make me no'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerrelyn-sparks/shanna-planted-her-hands-on-her-hips-getting-drunk-is-not-going-to/)

[Kerrelyn Sparks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerrelyn-sparks/)

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> [It is at a fair that man can be drunk forever on liquor, love, or fights; at a fair that your front…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-b-white/it-is-at-a-fair-that-man-can-be-drunk-forever-on-liquor-love-or/)

[E. B. White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/e-b-white/)

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> [“To think of how many times I have carted a lingering drunk out of my house in a wheelbarrow and leaned him…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wolfgang-hildesheimer/to-think-of-how-many-times-i-have-carted-a-lingering-drunk-out-of-my/)

[Wolfgang Hildesheimer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wolfgang-hildesheimer/)

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> [Drunk nerds. Not my thing.” “You like nerds.” “Not nerds who join fraternities,” Cath said. “That’s a whole subclass of nerds that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rainbow-rowell/drunk-nerds-not-my-thing-you-like-nerds-not-nerds-who-join/)

[Rainbow Rowell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rainbow-rowell/)

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> [I love Austin, but last time I was in town for twelve hours. I was exhausted, drunk and miserable. But none of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/i-love-austin-but-last-time-i-was-in-town-for-twelve-hours-i-was/)

[Anthony Jeselnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-jeselnik/)

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> [It's much worse to see a woman drunk than a man: I don't know quite why this is true but it just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-hitchens/it-s-much-worse-to-see-a-woman-drunk-than-a-man-i-don-t-know-quite/)

[Christopher Hitchens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-hitchens/)

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