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title: "Best Drunk Quotations"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [Life is better when you are DRUNK](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mixofinperfection/life-is-better-when-you-are-drunk/)

[Mixofinperfection](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mixofinperfection/)

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> [I m not drunk, m just intoxicated by u,,,](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dudts/i-m-not-drunk-m-just-intoxicated-by-u/)

[Dudts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dudts/)

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> [Why don't we get drunk and screw?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-buffett/why-don-t-we-get-drunk-and-screw/)

[Jimmy Buffett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-buffett/)

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> [There's no point feeling angry at a drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-schlessinger/there-s-no-point-feeling-angry-at-a-drunk/)

[Laura Schlessinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-schlessinger/)

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> [Drinking: something to do while getting drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peg-bracken/drinking-something-to-do-while-getting-drunk/)

[Peg Bracken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peg-bracken/)

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> [I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-gobel/i-ve-never-been-drunk-but-often-i-ve-been-overserved/)

[George Gobel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-gobel/)

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> [Honey, don't walk out, I'm too drunk to follow.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-petty/honey-don-t-walk-out-i-m-too-drunk-to-follow/)

[Tom Petty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-petty/)

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> [Get drunk! get drunk! Act a fool up in the club.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brokencyde/get-drunk-get-drunk-act-a-fool-up-in-the-club/)

[Brokencyde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brokencyde/)

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> [I used to get drunk every night until I puked. Finally I admitted, "I am a bulemic".](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emo-philips/i-used-to-get-drunk-every-night-until-i-puked-finally-i-admitted-i-am/)

[Emo Philips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emo-philips/)

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> [“... If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/if-god-invented-anything-better-than-drunk-sex-with-a-hot-girl-he/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

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> [So what we get drunk so what we smoke we. we're just having fun until my mom catches me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/so-what-we-get-drunk-so-what-we-smoke-we-we-re-just-having-fun-until/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields/i-exercise-strong-self-control-i-never-drink-anything-stronger-than/)

[W. C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields/)

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> [I've been drunk maybe five times in my life. I don't like to lose control very much.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pedro-winter/i-ve-been-drunk-maybe-five-times-in-my-life-i-don-t-like-to-lose/)

[Pedro Winter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pedro-winter/)

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> [“Once the orange juice wears off, I might be drunk. I love vodka.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/once-the-orange-juice-wears-off-i-might-be-drunk-i-love-vodka/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“I am drunk on his desire for me. My legs wrap around tightly around his waist.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-c-martin/i-am-drunk-on-his-desire-for-me-my-legs-wrap-around-tightly-around/)

[K.C. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-c-martin/)

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> [Officer to drunk boy : How high are you? Drunk Boy: No officer, its Hi! How are you?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/officer-to-drunk-boy-how-high-are-you-drunk-boy-no-officer-its-hi-how/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Then she get drunk oh and she get low like that that that. She made the dj say he gonna replay this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aaron-fresh/then-she-get-drunk-oh-and-she-get-low-like-that-that-that-she-made/)

[Aaron Fresh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aaron-fresh/)

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> [“I was drunk but not drunk enough to say what I wanted, that we don't live our lives so much as come…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-byer/i-was-drunk-but-not-drunk-enough-to-say-what-i-wanted-that-we-don-t/)

[Michael Byer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-byer/)

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> [A good book is always on tap; it may be decanted and drunk a hundred times, and it is still there for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/holbrook-jackson/a-good-book-is-always-on-tap-it-may-be-decanted-and-drunk-a-hundred/)

[Holbrook Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/holbrook-jackson/)

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> [Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-love-peacock/not-drunk-is-he-who-from-the-floor-can-rise-alone-and-still-drink/)

[Thomas Love Peacock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-love-peacock/)

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> [He hugged her tight, mixing their tears to be bottled and fermented, so they could be drunk on each other when this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pete-wentz/he-hugged-her-tight-mixing-their-tears-to-be-bottled-and-fermented-so/)

[Pete Wentz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pete-wentz/)

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> [“I am not a broken heart. I am not collarbones or drunken letters never sent. I am not the way I leave…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlotte-eriksson/i-am-not-a-broken-heart-i-am-not-collarbones-or-drunken-letters-never/)

[Charlotte Eriksson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlotte-eriksson/)

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> [“excuse my enthusiasm or rather madness, for I am really drunk with intellectual vision whenever I take a pencil or graver into…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-blake/excuse-my-enthusiasm-or-rather-madness-for-i-am-really-drunk-with/)

[William Blake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-blake/)

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> [I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-sykes/i-didnt-mean-iti-was-drunk-i-was-at-a-high-but-at-a-low-i-was-a-bit/)

[Oliver Sykes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oliver-sykes/)

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> [Don't you hate people who drink white wine? I mean, my dear, every alcoholic in town is getting falling-down drunk on white…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bette-davis/don-t-you-hate-people-who-drink-white-wine-i-mean-my-dear-every/)

[Bette Davis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bette-davis/)

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> [In truth, one of our company, the solemn warrior Ecthgow, was so demented from liquor that he was drunk while still upon…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-crichton/in-truth-one-of-our-company-the-solemn-warrior-ecthgow-was-so/)

[Michael Crichton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-crichton/)

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> [The night before we began shooting 'Hooper,' I threw a $7,000 bash for the whole crew. I told them, 'Get as drunk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hal-needham/the-night-before-we-began-shooting-hooper-i-threw-a-7-000-bash-for/)

[Hal Needham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hal-needham/)

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> [“Grey wasn’t quite drunk, but he was far from sober when Rose entered his study later that evening. His heart stuttered at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kathryn-smith/grey-wasn-t-quite-drunk-but-he-was-far-from-sober-when-rose-entered/)

[Kathryn Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kathryn-smith/)

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> [I used to live with two other guys. We used to cook two things. The first one was called 'cheese... thing' and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-used-to-live-with-two-other-guys-we-used-to-cook-two-things-the/)

[Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/)

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> [Keith was just bringing the glass to his lips when Adrian said, "Mmm. O positive, my favorite." Keith sprayed out the wine…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/keith-was-just-bringing-the-glass-to-his-lips-when-adrian-said-mmm-o/)

[Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/)

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> [No one ever told me that grief felt so like fear. I am not afraid, but the sensation is like being afraid.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/no-one-ever-told-me-that-grief-felt-so-like-fear-i-am-not-afraid-but-2/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [But without Adolf Hitler, who was possessed of a demonic personality, a granite will, uncanny instincts, a cold ruthlessness, a remarkable intellect,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-l-shirer/but-without-adolf-hitler-who-was-possessed-of-a-demonic-personality-a/)

[William L. Shirer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-l-shirer/)

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> [Drunk people are the only honest ones left.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/drunk-people-are-the-only-honest-ones-left/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“drunk on research, exhilarated by arcane details”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sheridan-hay/drunk-on-research-exhilarated-by-arcane-details/)

[Sheridan Hay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sheridan-hay/)

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> [“I'm drunk-nonsensical tired out.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-frost/i-m-drunk-nonsensical-tired-out/)

[Robert Frost](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-frost/)

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> [I'm not drunk, just a little stoned.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gerard-way/i-m-not-drunk-just-a-little-stoned/)

[Gerard Way](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gerard-way/)

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> [“‘Eighth one this week,’ he said.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/eighth-one-this-week-he-said/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

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> [I simply don't know how to act as if I am drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-tushingham/i-simply-don-t-know-how-to-act-as-if-i-am-drunk/)

[Rita Tushingham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-tushingham/)

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> [I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-carrey/i-hope-i-ll-never-be-is-drunk-with-my-own-power/)

[Jim Carrey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-carrey/)

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> [I never am sea sick, never. I am sea drunk!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/igor-stravinsky/i-never-am-sea-sick-never-i-am-sea-drunk/)

[Igor Stravinsky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/igor-stravinsky/)

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                        "text": "I used to live with two other guys. We used to cook two things. The first one was called 'cheese... thing' and that was where you get something and you melt cheese over it and the first one to guess what it is doesn't have to wash up. That's obviously quite Mediterranean; the other one was less complex. It was just called 'cheese fantasy.' That's where you come in, very drunk, at about five in the morning and find an apple and just pretend there's some cheese on it.",
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                        "text": "No one ever told me that grief felt so like fear. I am not afraid, but the sensation is like being afraid. The same fluttering in the stomach, the same restlessness, the yawning. I keep on swallowing. At other times it feels like being mildly drunk, or concussed. There is a sort of invisible blanket between the world and me. I find it hard to take in what anyone says. Or perhaps, hard to want to take it in. It is so uninteresting. Yet I want the others to be about me. I dread the moments when the house is empty. If only they would talk to one another and not to me.",
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                        "text": "Drunk people are the only honest ones left.",
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