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title: "Popular Drunk Sayings"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [This Weekend's Forecast: Drunk with a good chance of making an ass out of myself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/this-weekend-s-forecast-drunk-with-a-good-chance-of-making-an-ass-out/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“It's unpleasantly like being drunk." "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "You ask a glass of water.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-adams/it-s-unpleasantly-like-being-drunk-what-s-so-unpleasant-about-being/)

[Douglas Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-adams/)

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> [As I grew older I became a drunk. Why? Because I like ecstasy of the mind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-kerouac/as-i-grew-older-i-became-a-drunk-why-because-i-like-ecstasy-of-the/)

[Jack Kerouac](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-kerouac/)

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> [I accidentally got drunk last night and now I'm accidentally hung over.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-accidentally-got-drunk-last-night-and-now-i-m-accidentally-hung-over/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Katenia, are you drunk?" "No, it's my breasts. I've yet to adjust to my new size.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eden-ashe/katenia-are-you-drunk-no-it-s-my-breasts-i-ve-yet-to-adjust-to-my-new/)

[Eden Ashe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eden-ashe/)

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> [Let's confirm that we're getting pants-shitting drunk tonight.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/let-s-confirm-that-we-re-getting-pants-shitting-drunk-tonight/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“I was a spectator who had gotten free admission to a freak show.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/i-was-a-spectator-who-had-gotten-free-admission-to-a-freak-show/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

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> [The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-arthur-lewis/the-difference-between-a-drunk-and-a-alcoholic-is-that-a-drunk-doesn/)

[W. Arthur Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-arthur-lewis/)

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> [It’s perfectly natural for me to sit down and talk about meditating and spiritual practice with my friends. But then I realize,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/moby/it-s-perfectly-natural-for-me-to-sit-down-and-talk-about-meditating/)

[Moby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/moby/)

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> [Hey grab a cold drink...Sit back…Kick your feet up...and breath and relax! KARMA here and the bitch is drunk! :O)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rosie-hernandez/hey-grab-a-cold-drink-sit-back-kick-your-feet-up-and-breath-and-relax/)

[Rosie Hernandez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rosie-hernandez/)

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> [“The tragedy of Dionysus: Wear a black robe at night, and white you’ll wear by morning; but wear a purple robe to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roman-payne/the-tragedy-of-dionysus-wear-a-black-robe-at-night-and-white-you-ll/)

[Roman Payne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roman-payne/)

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> [Sonny Boy Williamson (II) was a beautiful guy, a straight guy... (but) he was always raising hell one way or another, so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/willie-dixon/sonny-boy-williamson-ii-was-a-beautiful-guy-a-straight-guy-but-he-was/)

[Willie Dixon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/willie-dixon/)

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> [I have no rules on drinking. In your young days, you can play strong even if you are not healthy. If they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/felix-magath/i-have-no-rules-on-drinking-in-your-young-days-you-can-play-strong/)

[Felix Magath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/felix-magath/)

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> [Rumors said that if he got drunk enough, he sometimes got his jollies by stripping naked and scaring hikers out in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/rumors-said-that-if-he-got-drunk-enough-he-sometimes-got-his-jollies/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [Well, once you get involved with bloodsport litigation, you can not only get drunk on your own greed but start to believe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jello-biafra/well-once-you-get-involved-with-bloodsport-litigation-you-can-not/)

[Jello Biafra](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jello-biafra/)

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> [Go head and do what ever you want in your life, make stupid decisions, go drunk and have a party...you'll only have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vanessa-palendeng/go-head-and-do-what-ever-you-want-in-your-life-make-stupid-decisions/)

[Vanessa Palendeng](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vanessa-palendeng/)

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> [“Eleven o'clock had come and gone. I had to find a way to bring this conversation to a successful conclusion and get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/haruki-murakami/eleven-o-clock-had-come-and-gone-i-had-to-find-a-way-to-bring-this/)

[Haruki Murakami](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/haruki-murakami/)

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> [“Becoming drunk is a journey that generally elates him in the early stages—he's good company, expansive, mischievous and fun, the famous old…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ian-mcewan/becoming-drunk-is-a-journey-that-generally-elates-him-in-the-early/)

[Ian McEwan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ian-mcewan/)

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> [When should we nudge and when should we shove, I think, it's a political judgment. Obviously in some situations we need shoves,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-thaler/when-should-we-nudge-and-when-should-we-shove-i-think-it-s-a/)

[Richard Thaler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-thaler/)

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> [When all is complete deep in the teapot, when tea, mint, and sugar have completely diffused throughout the water, coloring and saturating…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simonne-jacquemard/when-all-is-complete-deep-in-the-teapot-when-tea-mint-and-sugar-have/)

[Simonne Jacquemard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simonne-jacquemard/)

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> [“Oh you dear companions Electric bells of the stations song of the reapers Butcher's sleigh regiment of unnumbered streets Cavalry of bridges…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pierre-albert-birot/oh-you-dear-companions-electric-bells-of-the-stations-song-of-the/)

[Pierre Albert-Birot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pierre-albert-birot/)

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> [If a man go into the London Docks sober without means of getting drunk, and comes out of one of the cellars…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-henry-maule/if-a-man-go-into-the-london-docks-sober-without-means-of-getting/)

[William Henry Maule](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-henry-maule/)

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> [We do not know whether Hitler is going to found a new Islam. He is already on the way; he is like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/we-do-not-know-whether-hitler-is-going-to-found-a-new-islam-he-is/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Please, let me take you home. You’re drunk.” “I am not.” I shoved him, spilling some kind of delicious poison on him.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachael-wade/please-let-me-take-you-home-you-re-drunk-i-am-not-i-shoved-him/)

[Rachael Wade](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachael-wade/)

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> [Some things are better left unsaid, but I'll probably get drunk and say them anyways.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/some-things-are-better-left-unsaid-but-i-ll-probably-get-drunk-and/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I have written much less than most people who write; I have drunk much more than most people who drink.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guy-debord/i-have-written-much-less-than-most-people-who-write-i-have-drunk-much/)

[Guy Debord](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guy-debord/)

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> [“I'd have to get up pretty early in the morning to get drunk by 1 o' clock.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lucille-bluth/i-d-have-to-get-up-pretty-early-in-the-morning-to-get-drunk-by-1-o/)

[Lucille Bluth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lucille-bluth/)

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> [“There’s nothing worse than delivering bad news to women. I hoped I wouldn’t get good at it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/there-s-nothing-worse-than-delivering-bad-news-to-women-i-hoped-i/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

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> [One may be drunk with love without being any nearer to finding his mate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-david-thoreau/one-may-be-drunk-with-love-without-being-any-nearer-to-finding-his/)

[Henry David Thoreau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-david-thoreau/)

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> [You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gina-gershon/you-don-t-quite-know-how-drunk-you-are-until-all-of-a-sudden-you-re/)

[Gina Gershon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gina-gershon/)

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> [“He’d drunk the “my government can do no wrong” Kool-Aid”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/penny-reid/he-d-drunk-the-my-government-can-do-no-wrong-kool-aid/)

[Penny Reid](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/penny-reid/)

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> [I'M NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM!!! By..Lula A.K.A SEXY](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lmfao/i-m-not-as-think-as-you-drunk-i-am-by-lula-a-k-a-sexy/)

[Lmfao](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lmfao/)

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> [I don't get DRUNK before I play but I might get drunk after.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-mosley/i-don-t-get-drunk-before-i-play-but-i-might-get-drunk-after/)

[Chuck Mosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-mosley/)

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> [Like a bird on a wire, like a drunk in a midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leonard-cohen/like-a-bird-on-a-wire-like-a-drunk-in-a-midnight-choir-i-have-tried/)

[Leonard Cohen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leonard-cohen/)

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> [Real talk my swagg ill , like a drunk driver, Blind niggas like A car with bright light's behind them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/krill/real-talk-my-swagg-ill-like-a-drunk-driver-blind-niggas-like-a-car/)

[KRill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/krill/)

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> [Tagging your friends in hot photos of them being drunk because you're a top mate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/tagging-your-friends-in-hot-photos-of-them-being-drunk-because-you-re/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-waits/don-t-you-know-there-ain-t-no-devil-it-s-just-god-when-he-s-drunk/)

[Tom Waits](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-waits/)

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> [I'm that crazy-ass drunk uncle that nobody wants to invite to the holidays and birthdays.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-mcgrath/i-m-that-crazy-ass-drunk-uncle-that-nobody-wants-to-invite-to-the/)

[Mark McGrath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-mcgrath/)

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> [Girl scouts didn't teach me what to do with emotionally unstable drunk boys.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/girl-scouts-didn-t-teach-me-what-to-do-with-emotionally-unstable/)

[Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/)

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> [Sometimes if you get 'em too drunk they don't pay no attention to what you're doin' anyways, so you might as well…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merle-haggard/sometimes-if-you-get-em-too-drunk-they-don-t-pay-no-attention-to-what/)

[Merle Haggard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merle-haggard/)

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                        "text": "Hey grab a cold drink...Sit back…Kick your feet up...and breath and relax! KARMA here and the bitch is drunk! :O)",
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                        "text": "“Eleven o'clock had come and gone. I had to find a way to bring this conversation to a successful conclusion and get out of there. But before I could say anything, she suddenly asked me to hold her. 'Why?' I asked, caught off guard. 'To charge my batteries,' she said. 'Charge your batteries?' 'My body has run out of electricity. I haven't been able to sleep for days now. The minute I get to sleep I wake up, and then I can't get back to sleep. I can't think. When I get like that, somebody has to charge my batteries. Otherwise, I can't go on living. It's true.' I peered into her eyes, wondering if she was still drunk, but they were once again her usual cool, intelligent eyes. She was far from drunk.”",
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