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title: "Great Drunk Qoutes"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [Its useless to hold a person to anything he says while hes in love, drunk, or running for office.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/its-useless-to-hold-a-person-to-anything-he-says-while-hes-in-love/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Important people are much more interesting when they are drunk and seem much more like human beings.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marilyn-monroe/important-people-are-much-more-interesting-when-they-are-drunk-and/)

[Marilyn Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marilyn-monroe/)

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> [I never claimed that I knew how to dance, but I'll get drunk, get high, and pull down my pants](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hollywood-undead/i-never-claimed-that-i-knew-how-to-dance-but-i-ll-get-drunk-get-high/)

[Hollywood Undead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hollywood-undead/)

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> [“Drink up,” he says, “being a little drunk makes everything a little bit better.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hosho-mccreesh/drink-up-he-says-being-a-little-drunk-makes-everything-a-little-bit/)

[Hosho McCreesh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hosho-mccreesh/)

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> [Nothing beats being drunk at home! Okay maybe everything does...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/nothing-beats-being-drunk-at-home-okay-maybe-everything-does/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/michael-cole-what-did-you-get-for-christmas-except-drunk/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/f-scott-fitzgerald/i-ve-been-drunk-for-about-a-week-now-and-i-thought-it-might-sober-me/)

[F. Scott Fitzgerald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/f-scott-fitzgerald/)

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> [Hit the club, and I'm mad cause they wont let us in. Now I'm about to go bad like drunk mexicans.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mistah-f-a-b/hit-the-club-and-i-m-mad-cause-they-wont-let-us-in-now-i-m-about-to/)

Mistah F.A.B

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> [For a woman a man will do many things that he'd turn his back on in an instant when alone; things he'd…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/for-a-woman-a-man-will-do-many-things-that-he-d-turn-his-back-on-in/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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> [“I don’t even remember what happy felt like. I think it probably felt like that night I got really drunk with James.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kiersten-white/i-don-t-even-remember-what-happy-felt-like-i-think-it-probably-felt/)

[Kiersten White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kiersten-white/)

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> [“When I'm drunk with feeling and nature is drinking from my lips and we reflect each other in our atmospheres, then my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandi-bates/when-i-m-drunk-with-feeling-and-nature-is-drinking-from-my-lips-and/)

[Brandi Bates](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandi-bates/)

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> [The Italian saying of 'You can't have your cake and eat it too' is 'you want your bottle full of wine and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-italian-saying-of-you-can-t-have-your-cake-and-eat-it-too-is-you/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I can't believe he didn't have the dignity and presence of mind just to get drunk and pass out in some gutter,"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/i-can-t-believe-he-didn-t-have-the-dignity-and-presence-of-mind-just/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [I don't sit around going, 'What is the matter with me? What do I have to do to get a hit?' And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-squier/i-don-t-sit-around-going-what-is-the-matter-with-me-what-do-i-have-to/)

[Billy Squier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-squier/)

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> [My definition of sobriety is to be in full control and not feel drunk, but it's not abstaining for religious reasons or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/spencer-matthews/my-definition-of-sobriety-is-to-be-in-full-control-and-not-feel-drunk/)

[Spencer Matthews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/spencer-matthews/)

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> [I fought against the bottle, but I had to do it drunk. Took my diamond to the pawn shop, but that don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leonard-cohen/i-fought-against-the-bottle-but-i-had-to-do-it-drunk-took-my-diamond/)

[Leonard Cohen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leonard-cohen/)

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> [ The great thing about Europe is that things have not been represented \[as much\]. If you open the door of a bar… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-bidegain/the-great-thing-about-europe-is-that-things-have-not-been-represented/)

[Thomas Bidegain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-bidegain/)

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> [Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/are-you-there-vodka-it-s-me-chelsea-please-get-me-out-of-jail-and-i/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

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> [Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. In writing Dialogues in Limbo, The Last Puritan,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-santayana/never-have-i-enjoyed-youth-so-thoroughly-as-i-have-in-my-old-age-in/)

[George Santayana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-santayana/)

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> [“That night, I met some old college friends at Soho House, a private club in the meatpacking district of Manhattan. I hadn’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-strauss/that-night-i-met-some-old-college-friends-at-soho-house-a-private/)

[Neil Strauss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-strauss/)

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> [He hated it when adults told him he only felt the way he did because he was young. As if being young…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cory-doctorow/he-hated-it-when-adults-told-him-he-only-felt-the-way-he-did-because/)

[Cory Doctorow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cory-doctorow/)

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> [“I have memories from my time in high altitude astronomy of being euphoric and giddy after discharging large amounts of industrial gas…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-magee/i-have-memories-from-my-time-in-high-altitude-astronomy-of-being/)

[Steven Magee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-magee/)

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> [I took Alexey Brodovitch course at the New School. He taught me something that I've always remembered: After we did the initial…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-schatzberg/i-took-alexey-brodovitch-course-at-the-new-school-he-taught-me/)

[Jerry Schatzberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-schatzberg/)

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> [I have always lived violently, drunk hugely, eaten too much or not at all, slept around the clock or missed two nights…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-steinbeck/i-have-always-lived-violently-drunk-hugely-eaten-too-much-or-not-at/)

[John Steinbeck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-steinbeck/)

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> [I drink to make everything interesting… so when I say I love you consider me drunk!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-drink-to-make-everything-interesting-so-when-i-say-i-love-you/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I'm tearing down Route 80 East, the sun's on my right side. I'm drunk, but my vision's good.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lou-reed/i-m-tearing-down-route-80-east-the-sun-s-on-my-right-side-i-m-drunk/)

[Lou Reed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lou-reed/)

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> [It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shirley-maclaine/it-s-useless-to-hold-a-person-to-anything-he-says-while-he-s-in-love/)

[Shirley MacLaine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shirley-maclaine/)

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> [“you never know u r drunk until u wake up with a dickhead in the morning.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vish-patil/you-never-know-u-r-drunk-until-u-wake-up-with-a-dickhead-in-the/)

Vish Patil

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> [Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-morrison/being-drunk-is-a-good-disguise-i-drink-so-i-can-talk-to-assholes-this/)

[Jim Morrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-morrison/)

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> [Let's get drunk and tell each other things were too afraid to say when we're sober.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patience/let-s-get-drunk-and-tell-each-other-things-were-too-afraid-to-say/)

Patience

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> [We were love drunk and we sunk. We need to get sober before we fall over.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/unkown/we-were-love-drunk-and-we-sunk-we-need-to-get-sober-before-we-fall/)

Unkown

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> [If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/if-you-can-really-laugh-at-yourself-loud-and-hard-every-time-you-fall/)

[Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/)

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> [The ' pleasure' of being drunk is obviously the pleasure of escaping from the responsibility of Consciousness.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ayn-rand/the-pleasure-of-being-drunk-is-obviously-the-pleasure-of-escaping-2/)

[Ayn Rand](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ayn-rand/)

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> [I'm not really the party person. I don't 'become myself' once I'm drunk. I don't use alcohol to be happy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessie-j/i-m-not-really-the-party-person-i-don-t-become-myself-once-i-m-drunk/)

[Jessie J](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessie-j/)

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> [“She played me with a bad hand, and I fell for it every time.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/she-played-me-with-a-bad-hand-and-i-fell-for-it-every-time/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

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> [Creationists use facts the same way a drunk uses a lightpost: for support instead of illumination](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-green-ingersoll/creationists-use-facts-the-same-way-a-drunk-uses-a-lightpost-for/)

[Robert Green Ingersoll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-green-ingersoll/)

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> [“He was addled with April. He was dizzy with Spring. He was as drunk as Lem Forrester on a Saturday night.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marjorie-kinnan-rawlings/he-was-addled-with-april-he-was-dizzy-with-spring-he-was-as-drunk-as/)

[Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marjorie-kinnan-rawlings/)

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> [If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk. If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/if-a-white-man-falls-off-a-chair-drunk-it-s-just-a-drunk-if-a-negro/)

[Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/)

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> [You can vibe out when people are getting tired or they're too drunk to keep going along with.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/you-can-vibe-out-when-people-are-getting-tired-or-they-re-too-drunk/)

[Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/)

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> [If you were drunk and Don't remember what you did yesterday, then how the fuck did you remember how to breath?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/osvaldo-m/if-you-were-drunk-and-don-t-remember-what-you-did-yesterday-then-how/)

[Osvaldo M](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/osvaldo-m/)

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                        "text": "Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.",
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                        "text": "I have always lived violently, drunk hugely, eaten too much or not at all, slept around the clock or missed two nights of sleeping, worked too hard and too long in glory, or slobbed for a time in utter laziness. I've lifted, pulled, chopped, climbed, made love with joy and taken my hangovers as a consequence, not as a punishment.",
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