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title: "Great Drunk Proverbs"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ogden-nash/he-is-not-drunk-who-from-the-floor-can-rise-and-stand-and-shout-for/)

[Ogden Nash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ogden-nash/)

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> [“‘Can’t you see what they are?’ I said. ‘They’re all dead.’”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/can-t-you-see-what-they-are-i-said-they-re-all-dead/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

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> [Being skint, drunk, paranoid - no, I don't wish that for myself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pete-doherty/being-skint-drunk-paranoid-no-i-don-t-wish-that-for-myself/)

[Pete Doherty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pete-doherty/)

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> [When sober girls around me, they be actin like they drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/far-east-movement/when-sober-girls-around-me-they-be-actin-like-they-drunk/)

[Far East Movement](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/far-east-movement/)

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> [So what We get drunk so what we smoke weed we're just gavin fun we don't care who sees](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wiz-khalifa/so-what-we-get-drunk-so-what-we-smoke-weed-we-re-just-gavin-fun-we/)

[Wiz Khalifa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wiz-khalifa/)

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> [Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lord-byron/man-being-reasonable-must-get-drunk-the-best-of-life-is-but/)

[Lord Byron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lord-byron/)

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> [“Lou should have never married that dumb lady. She was drunk.” This”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cathy-byrd/lou-should-have-never-married-that-dumb-lady-she-was-drunk-this/)

Cathy Byrd

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> [I stifled a sigh and ignored the Imprinted Drunk Vision Girl.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-stifled-a-sigh-and-ignored-the-imprinted-drunk-vision-girl/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I do remember being in high school and trying to go to an Outlaws concert, but I was too drunk and ended…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-coleman/i-do-remember-being-in-high-school-and-trying-to-go-to-an-outlaws/)

[Jim Coleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-coleman/)

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> [“Fear makes smart men, make bad choices, and I can’t think of a night in my life, where I made more bad…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-rose/fear-makes-smart-men-make-bad-choices-and-i-can-t-think-of-a-night-in/)

[Jason Rose](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-rose/)

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> [“She got totally trashed that night, and I never screw a drunk woman. I would have just waited until the morning when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samantha-towle/she-got-totally-trashed-that-night-and-i-never-screw-a-drunk-woman-i/)

[Samantha Towle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samantha-towle/)

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> [The sound of wind had become, for me, silence. When it went away, I was left with the squeak of the blood…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-foster-wallace/the-sound-of-wind-had-become-for-me-silence-when-it-went-away-i-was/)

[David Foster Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-foster-wallace/)

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> [You're lookin' so good in what's left of those blue jeans Drip of honey on the money maker gotta be The best…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/luke-bryan/you-re-lookin-so-good-in-what-s-left-of-those-blue-jeans-drip-of/)

[Luke Bryan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/luke-bryan/)

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> [If you want to be happy for a short time, get drunk; happy for a long time, fall in love; happy forever,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-smith/if-you-want-to-be-happy-for-a-short-time-get-drunk-happy-for-a-long/)

[Arthur Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-smith/)

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> [The great security of all is to eat little and to drink nothing that intoxicates. He that eats till he is full…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-cobbett/the-great-security-of-all-is-to-eat-little-and-to-drink-nothing-that/)

[William Cobbett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-cobbett/)

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> [I think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably. A couple of bloody marys or several glasses of champagne, and suddenly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amanda-peet/i-think-getting-drunk-is-the-key-to-flying-comfortably-a-couple-of/)

[Amanda Peet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amanda-peet/)

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> [When I am introduced as someone from New Orleans, people sometimes say: "I'm so sorry." New Orleans. I'm so sorry. That's not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rose/when-i-am-introduced-as-someone-from-new-orleans-people-sometimes-say/)

[Chris Rose](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rose/)

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> [Like other discriminatory legislation in our country's history, immigration laws define and differentiate legal status on the basis of arbitrary attributes. Immigration…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aviva-chomsky/like-other-discriminatory-legislation-in-our-country-s-history/)

Aviva Chomsky

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> [Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when, I've been drinking bourbon whiskey, scotch and gin Gonna get high…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-lee-hooker/well-i-ain-t-seen-my-baby-since-i-don-t-know-when-i-ve-been-drinking/)

[John Lee Hooker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-lee-hooker/)

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> [“Drunk people, loud people, obvious and angry people, people stammering and stumbling, spilling drinks and scarfing small burned sausages and cheese cubes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-theroux/drunk-people-loud-people-obvious-and-angry-people-people-stammering/)

[Paul Theroux](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-theroux/)

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> [I read something once that when you're online, your inhibitions are lowered to the state where you've had three drinks. Once you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/i-read-something-once-that-when-you-re-online-your-inhibitions-are/)

[Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/)

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> [“She was not undamaged, however, and she knew it. No food or drink had passed her lips, but she had drunk deep…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frances-hardinge/she-was-not-undamaged-however-and-she-knew-it-no-food-or-drink-had/)

[Frances Hardinge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frances-hardinge/)

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> [... Wild Bill had his faults, grievous ones, perhaps ... He would get drunk, gamble, and indulge in the general licentiousness characteristic…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-crawford/wild-bill-had-his-faults-grievous-ones-perhaps-he-would-get-drunk/)

Jack Crawford

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> [Look. Every partisan in every party has to learn one thing: Sometimes your people are wrong. To paraphrase an old retort, saying…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-lileks/look-every-partisan-in-every-party-has-to-learn-one-thing-sometimes/)

[James Lileks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-lileks/)

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> [“And once he had got really drunk on wine, Then he would speak no language but Latin.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/geoffrey-chaucer/and-once-he-had-got-really-drunk-on-wine-then-he-would-speak-no/)

[Geoffrey Chaucer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/geoffrey-chaucer/)

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> [I could never love a girl who tend to drinks as much as me... A drunk girlfriend, equals a bad relationship.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gian-lewis/i-could-never-love-a-girl-who-tend-to-drinks-as-much-as-me-a-drunk/)

[Gian Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gian-lewis/)

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> [“So tonight I'm, pursuing more commercial joys around the bedpost. And I plan to get drunk as a skunk.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/valerie-sherwood/so-tonight-i-m-pursuing-more-commercial-joys-around-the-bedpost-and-i/)

Valerie Sherwood

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> [“Straining? Straineded? Stained? Shit, maybe I am too drunk ... “Jojo,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stylo-fantome/straining-straineded-stained-shit-maybe-i-am-too-drunk-jojo/)

Stylo Fantome

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> [“He lives alone, no wife or children, most of his waking hours drunk. I don’t want to end up like that.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/suzanne-collins/he-lives-alone-no-wife-or-children-most-of-his-waking-hours-drunk-i/)

[Suzanne Collins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/suzanne-collins/)

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> [Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-moulton/why-is-american-beer-served-cold-so-you-can-tell-it-from-urine/)

Dave Moulton

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> [Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-feherty/watching-phil-mickelson-play-golf-is-like-watching-a-drunk-chasing-a/)

[David Feherty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-feherty/)

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> [Beer is not the answer…beer is the question…the answer is yes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/redstripe-team/beer-is-not-the-answer-beer-is-the-question-the-answer-is-yes/)

Redstripe Team

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> [I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but I was smokin' a joint I really couldn't say shit to the guy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/i-dont-like-letting-my-freinds-drive-drunk-but-i-was-smokin-a-joint-i/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

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> [As much as I would enjoy being drunk, I think I'd better pass after last night's episode and today's follow-up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/as-much-as-i-would-enjoy-being-drunk-i-think-i-d-better-pass-after/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I filmed myself drunk, just to see what I'm like. I watched so many funny videos of people drunk on YouTube.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aaron-paul/i-filmed-myself-drunk-just-to-see-what-i-m-like-i-watched-so-many/)

[Aaron Paul](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aaron-paul/)

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> [What, when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kenneth-tynan/what-when-drunk-one-sees-in-other-women-one-sees-in-garbo-sober/)

[Kenneth Tynan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kenneth-tynan/)

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> [“Wetting one's pants is no kind of self-esteem builder.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-juby/wetting-one-s-pants-is-no-kind-of-self-esteem-builder/)

[Susan Juby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-juby/)

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> [The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alben-w-barkley/the-best-audience-is-one-that-is-intelligent-well-educated-and-a/)

[Alben W. Barkley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alben-w-barkley/)

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> [Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clea-duvall/because-of-the-high-altitude-you-get-drunk-really-fast-so-everyone-s/)

[Clea DuVall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clea-duvall/)

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> [I'd say Ernest Hemingway would be a blast to get drunk with.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-beckett/i-d-say-ernest-hemingway-would-be-a-blast-to-get-drunk-with/)

[William Beckett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-beckett/)

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