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title: "Great Drunk Wisdom"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [Why should I trust you? We haven't drunk from the same bowl of soup.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aleksandr-solzhenitsyn/why-should-i-trust-you-we-haven-t-drunk-from-the-same-bowl-of-soup/)

[Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aleksandr-solzhenitsyn/)

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> [“Oh Abby...I want you to know...I am so full of shit. You should not listen to me. I know nothing.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-burgess/oh-abby-i-want-you-to-know-i-am-so-full-of-shit-you-should-not-listen/)

[Gemma Burgess](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gemma-burgess/)

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> [He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/romano-prodi/he-uses-statistics-like-a-drunk-uses-lamp-posts-more-for-support-than/)

[Romano Prodi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/romano-prodi/)

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> [Everyone danced -- sweaty bodies packed tight, drunk with sound.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/holly-black/everyone-danced-sweaty-bodies-packed-tight-drunk-with-sound/)

[Holly Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/holly-black/)

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> [A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samuel-johnson/a-man-who-exposes-himself-when-he-is-intoxicated-has-not-the-art-of/)

[Samuel Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samuel-johnson/)

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> [Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-mckinney/of-course-i-get-drunk-my-brain-is-only-the-size-of-a-walnut/)

[Mark McKinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-mckinney/)

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> [A good wine has many qualities I think. If drunk moderately, it is healthy and good for your heart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-araya/a-good-wine-has-many-qualities-i-think-if-drunk-moderately-it-is/)

[Tom Araya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-araya/)

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> [My lips got lost on the way to the kiss - that's how drunk I was.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rumi/my-lips-got-lost-on-the-way-to-the-kiss-that-s-how-drunk-i-was/)

[Rumi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rumi/)

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> [So what we get drunk So what we don't sleep (smoke weed) We're just having fun We don't care who sees So…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sinem/so-what-we-get-drunk-so-what-we-don-t-sleep-smoke-weed-we-re-just/)

[Sinem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sinem/)

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> [A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-churchill/a-lady-came-up-to-me-one-day-and-said-sir-you-are-drunk-to-which-i/)

[Winston Churchill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-churchill/)

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> [“Danny strolled to the town common, sat on one of the benches in Teenytown and took one of the bottles out of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/danny-strolled-to-the-town-common-sat-on-one-of-the-benches-in/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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> [“Joshua could hear the beginnings of hero-worship in the kid’s tone. Time to disabuse him of that notion right off the bat.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carolyn-mccray/joshua-could-hear-the-beginnings-of-hero-worship-in-the-kid-s-tone/)

[Carolyn McCray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carolyn-mccray/)

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> [What white man has ever seen me drunk? Who has ever come to me hungry and left me unfed? Who has seen…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sitting-bull/what-white-man-has-ever-seen-me-drunk-who-has-ever-come-to-me-hungry/)

[Sitting Bull](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sitting-bull/)

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> [All the chicks who act crazy love it .Them chicks who stay blunted. Drunk in the middle of the dancefloor like, "Fuck…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-grae/all-the-chicks-who-act-crazy-love-it-them-chicks-who-stay-blunted/)

[Jean Grae](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-grae/)

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> [St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margot-leitman/st-patrick-s-day-is-a-holy-day-for-roman-catholics-in-ireland-to-pray/)

[Margot Leitman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margot-leitman/)

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> [There is something about safari life that makes you forget all your sorrows and feel as if you had drunk half a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/isak-dinesen/there-is-something-about-safari-life-that-makes-you-forget-all-your-2/)

[Isak Dinesen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/isak-dinesen/)

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> [She should have remembered her past experiences in the relationship wars and not let herself get so excited. Evidently her hormones had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linda-howard/she-should-have-remembered-her-past-experiences-in-the-relationship/)

[Linda Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linda-howard/)

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> [“Whiskey, glass, pour, toss back, glare. Repeat. “Cop out,” I slurred in retaliation, pointing the empty glass at Peter. “Don’t get drunk.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dani-alexander/whiskey-glass-pour-toss-back-glare-repeat-cop-out-i-slurred-in/)

[Dani Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dani-alexander/)

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> [How would that premise stand up if he examined it? That was probably why the Communists were always cracking down on Bohemiansism.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-hemingway/how-would-that-premise-stand-up-if-he-examined-it-that-was-probably/)

[Ernest Hemingway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-hemingway/)

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> [“So who is she? No wait, let me guess. Skin of the finest porcelain. Hair of the softest silk. A voice like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alethea-kontis/so-who-is-she-no-wait-let-me-guess-skin-of-the-finest-porcelain-hair/)

[Alethea Kontis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alethea-kontis/)

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> [“out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No, son, you're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/out-of-a-bar-and-runs-right-into-two-priests-he-says-i-m-jesus-christ/)

[Various](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/various/)

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> [So he lent her books. After all, one of life's best pleasures is reading a book of perfect beauty; more pleasurable still…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/so-he-lent-her-books-after-all-one-of-life-s-best-pleasures-is/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I don't think I ever would have had a problem being vulnerable or introspective but the problem with drinking is it's very…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-montgomery/i-don-t-think-i-ever-would-have-had-a-problem-being-vulnerable-or/)

[Ryan Montgomery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ryan-montgomery/)

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> [And in cases where profound conviction has been wrought, the eloquent man is he who is no beautiful speaker, but who is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralph-waldo-emerson/and-in-cases-where-profound-conviction-has-been-wrought-the-eloquent/)

[Ralph Waldo Emerson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralph-waldo-emerson/)

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> [Standing on the porch, drinking liquor, drunk, smoking weed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/juicy-j/standing-on-the-porch-drinking-liquor-drunk-smoking-weed/)

[Juicy J](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/juicy-j/)

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> [“Her voice was small and distant, like she’d already left the room.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/her-voice-was-small-and-distant-like-she-d-already-left-the-room/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

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> [“Indeed, these people are not drunk, as you suppose, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/acts-2-15/indeed-these-people-are-not-drunk-as-you-suppose-for-it-is-only-nine/)

[Acts 2:15](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/acts-2-15/)

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> [Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/meeting-someone-who-is-also-drunk-and-immediately-becoming-best/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [People have different personalities when they're drunk or take heroin, or whatever drugs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mick-jagger/people-have-different-personalities-when-they-re-drunk-or-take-heroin/)

[Mick Jagger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mick-jagger/)

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> [Alcohol products never use Drunk people in their adverts...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/alcohol-products-never-use-drunk-people-in-their-adverts/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-klosterman/if-rain-is-god-crying-i-think-god-is-drunk-and-his-girlfriend-just/)

[Chuck Klosterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-klosterman/)

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> [No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gilbert-k-chesterton/no-animal-ever-invented-anything-as-bad-as-drunkenness-or-so-good-as/)

[Gilbert K. Chesterton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gilbert-k-chesterton/)

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> [She don't care if I'm stoned and sloppy drunk, long as she got the keys.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zz-top-21087/she-don-t-care-if-i-m-stoned-and-sloppy-drunk-long-as-she-got-the-keys/)

[ZZ Top](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zz-top-21087/)

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> [“It’s not about winning, it’s about doing what’s right. And yes, we will do what’s right.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/it-s-not-about-winning-it-s-about-doing-what-s-right-and-yes-we-will/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

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> [Sorry there's no Instagram filter to make you look less drunk in photos.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/sorry-there-s-no-instagram-filter-to-make-you-look-less-drunk-in/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunk Christian.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/herman-melville/better-to-sleep-with-a-sober-cannibal-than-a-drunk-christian/)

[Herman Melville](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/herman-melville/)

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> [Mummy’s coming home late tonight. It’ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/mummy-s-coming-home-late-tonight-it-ll-be-just-we-guys-so-we-can-get/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

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> [Facebook is like a college dorm...regardless of the hour, somebody's up...also, somebody is drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/facebook-is-like-a-college-dorm-regardless-of-the-hour-somebody-s-up/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/being-drunk-n-happy-is-good-being-drunk-and-sad-isn-t-good-but-i-m/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [When I am drunk I am at my best. It is the national knack of the French.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/orson-scott-card/when-i-am-drunk-i-am-at-my-best-it-is-the-national-knack-of-the-french/)

[Orson Scott Card](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/orson-scott-card/)

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