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title: "Great Drunk Thoughts"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [“I know I’m drunk as hell, Grace, but, just stay with me. I need you like I fucking need to breathe.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christine-zolendz/i-know-i-m-drunk-as-hell-grace-but-just-stay-with-me-i-need-you-like/)

[Christine Zolendz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christine-zolendz/)

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> [“Nothing makes you forget everything as getting drunk of red wine.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/nothing-makes-you-forget-everything-as-getting-drunk-of-red-wine/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

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> [People got out of the way for Cam. He was like a hot Moses, parting a sea of drunk college students.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/people-got-out-of-the-way-for-cam-he-was-like-a-hot-moses-parting-a/)

[J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/)

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> [“I wondered if he was drunk. That's when I tended to speak profundities to the night.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-lawrence/i-wondered-if-he-was-drunk-that-s-when-i-tended-to-speak-profundities/)

[Mark Lawrence](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-lawrence/)

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> [Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/isaac-asimov/creationists-make-it-sound-as-though-a-theory-is-something-you-dreamt/)

[Isaac Asimov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/isaac-asimov/)

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> [I was the biggest, most hopeless and most violent drunk in baseball.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-mcdowell/i-was-the-biggest-most-hopeless-and-most-violent-drunk-in-baseball/)

[Sam McDowell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-mcdowell/)

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> [Why do people use being drunk as an excuse to make a ass of themselves...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/why-do-people-use-being-drunk-as-an-excuse-to-make-a-ass-of-themselves/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [To appear on the stage drunk, to have them leave there and remember me making drunken mistakes, that was death.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sammy-davis-jr/to-appear-on-the-stage-drunk-to-have-them-leave-there-and-remember-me/)

[Sammy Davis, Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sammy-davis-jr/)

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> [No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/no-what-he-didn-t-like-about-heroes-was-that-they-were-usually/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

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> [Love is a wine; you have to taste it, you have to drink it, you have to become drunk with it, only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rajneesh/love-is-a-wine-you-have-to-taste-it-you-have-to-drink-it-you-have-to/)

[Rajneesh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rajneesh/)

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> [“She shook her head with a sigh. “You talk like a drunk man walks: in every direction but where he be headed.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-goodkind/she-shook-her-head-with-a-sigh-you-talk-like-a-drunk-man-walks-in/)

[Terry Goodkind](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-goodkind/)

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> [That akward moment when your parents ask you if your high, drunk or both and your sober... And they don't belive you](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jgawesome/that-akward-moment-when-your-parents-ask-you-if-your-high-drunk-or/)

[Jgawesome](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jgawesome/)

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> [A child sees everything in a sense of newness - he is always drunk. Genius is nothing but childhood re-attained at will.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-baudelaire/a-child-sees-everything-in-a-sense-of-newness-he-is-always-drunk/)

[Charles Baudelaire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-baudelaire/)

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> ['My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying except in a desperate case. It is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gilbert-k-chesterton/my-country-right-or-wrong-is-a-thing-no-patriot-would-ever-think-of/)

[Gilbert K. Chesterton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gilbert-k-chesterton/)

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> [“-Would it help if I said I was very drunk? Brachio shook his head. - We all were. -Shitty childhood? -Mummy used…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-abercrombie/would-it-help-if-i-said-i-was-very-drunk-brachio-shook-his-head-we/)

[Joe Abercrombie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-abercrombie/)

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> [Sometimes when you get hammered till the small hours you feel pretty good in the morning, but really it's just because you're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jojo-moyes/sometimes-when-you-get-hammered-till-the-small-hours-you-feel-pretty/)

[Jojo Moyes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jojo-moyes/)

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> [“He took a breath, then proclaimed, 'Lady Shaselle of Hytanica, I am in love with you.' I burst into laughter, pulling my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cayla-kluver/he-took-a-breath-then-proclaimed-lady-shaselle-of-hytanica-i-am-in/)

[Cayla Kluver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cayla-kluver/)

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> [“Veeva should count her blessings. Three years ago it was cocaine and a year ago it was crack and lemme tell you,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-ahearn/veeva-should-count-her-blessings-three-years-ago-it-was-cocaine-and-a/)

[Dan Ahearn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-ahearn/)

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> [“How very like you, Puck.” Ash’s voice came from a great distance, and the room started to spin. “Offer them a taste…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/how-very-like-you-puck-ash-s-voice-came-from-a-great-distance-and-the-2/)

[Julie Kagawa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-kagawa/)

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> [“There was a lot about my life that was crappy, now that I couldn't talk. But if I hadn't gotten drunk that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keary-taylor/there-was-a-lot-about-my-life-that-was-crappy-now-that-i-couldn-t/)

[Keary Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keary-taylor/)

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> [ I never quite got the hang of the getting drunk & fondling the thighs \[of all the cumbersome young males\] business... whether… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-fry/i-never-quite-got-the-hang-of-the-getting-drunk-fondling-the-thighs/)

[Stephen Fry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-fry/)

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> [“What an exquisite life you have had! You have drunk deeply of everything. You have crushed the grapes against your palate. Nothing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oscar-wilde/what-an-exquisite-life-you-have-had-you-have-drunk-deeply-of/)

[Oscar Wilde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oscar-wilde/)

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> [What's the difference between bulimics and anorexics?" I ask. "Anorexics are anorexics all the time," she says, "I'm only bulimic when I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherman-alexie/what-s-the-difference-between-bulimics-and-anorexics-i-ask-anorexics/)

[Sherman Alexie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherman-alexie/)

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> [What took you so long?” Nash asked, as he slid into the passenger seat and pulled the door closed. “I stopped to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-vincent/what-took-you-so-long-nash-asked-as-he-slid-into-the-passenger-seat/)

[Rachel Vincent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-vincent/)

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> [Two things that only a man cannot hide: that he is drunk and that he is in love.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ritu-ghatourey/two-things-that-only-a-man-cannot-hide-that-he-is-drunk-and-that-he/)

[Ritu Ghatourey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ritu-ghatourey/)

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> [Let's go and get drunk on light again - it has the power to console.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/georges-seurat/let-s-go-and-get-drunk-on-light-again-it-has-the-power-to-console/)

[Georges Seurat](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/georges-seurat/)

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> [The best research for playing a drunk is being a British Actor for twenty years](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-caine/the-best-research-for-playing-a-drunk-is-being-a-british-actor-for/)

[Michael Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-caine/)

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> [“The people inside the gym didn’t stand a dead drunk’s chance.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/the-people-inside-the-gym-didn-t-stand-a-dead-drunk-s-chance/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

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> [I don't get drunk, I get a little happy on rare occasion, and I'm probably dancing if I'm that happy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-rice/i-don-t-get-drunk-i-get-a-little-happy-on-rare-occasion-and-i-m/)

[Susan Rice](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-rice/)

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> [“ The rest are ruined. No fumbling drunk in my bed would top what I'd just felt.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kalayna-price/the-rest-are-ruined-no-fumbling-drunk-in-my-bed-would-top-what-i-d/)

[Kalayna Price](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kalayna-price/)

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> [“I rarely acquire any enthusiasm for the opposite sex outside of being drunk.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claire-louise-bennett/i-rarely-acquire-any-enthusiasm-for-the-opposite-sex-outside-of-being/)

[Claire-Louise Bennett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claire-louise-bennett/)

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> [Bryan Fogarty could skate faster, shoot harder and pass crisper drunk than the rest of us could sober.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mats-sundin/bryan-fogarty-could-skate-faster-shoot-harder-and-pass-crisper-drunk/)

[Mats Sundin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mats-sundin/)

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> [The sky was falling down on me and I spent most of the time drunk. It was the only way I could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-millar/the-sky-was-falling-down-on-me-and-i-spent-most-of-the-time-drunk-it/)

[David Millar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-millar/)

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> [Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/francis-chichester/any-damn-fool-can-navigate-the-world-sober-it-takes-a-really-good/)

[Francis Chichester](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/francis-chichester/)

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> [“What a tale he's told, what a bitter bowl of war he's drunk to the dregs.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/virgil/what-a-tale-he-s-told-what-a-bitter-bowl-of-war-he-s-drunk-to-the/)

[Virgil](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/virgil/)

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> [“If I asked, would you tell me?” “I don’t know.” “Do I want to know?” “No. You don’t. … Fuck, I’m drunk.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasinda-wilder/if-i-asked-would-you-tell-me-i-don-t-know-do-i-want-to-know-no-you/)

[Jasinda Wilder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasinda-wilder/)

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> [I'm a loving drunk. I get sentimental. "I love you guys." I drunk-dial a lot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kenny-chesney/i-m-a-loving-drunk-i-get-sentimental-i-love-you-guys-i-drunk-dial-a/)

[Kenny Chesney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kenny-chesney/)

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> [A real man would never get a girl drunk just to get what's on the other side of her clothes...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raul-vasquez/a-real-man-would-never-get-a-girl-drunk-just-to-get-what-s-on-the/)

[Raul Vasquez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/raul-vasquez/)

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> [God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ed-mcmahon/god-invented-whiskey-to-keep-the-irish-from-ruling-the-world/)

[Ed McMahon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ed-mcmahon/)

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> [“Vegas. I was in Vegas with a Titan who needed to get drunk and laid.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-l-armentrout/vegas-i-was-in-vegas-with-a-titan-who-needed-to-get-drunk-and-laid/)

[Jennifer L. Armentrout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-l-armentrout/)

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