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title: "Great Drunk Lines"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [Drunk with beauty, I tore down Armfuls of blossoms. How desolate the marred sky!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alison-croggon/drunk-with-beauty-i-tore-down-armfuls-of-blossoms-how-desolate-the/)

[Alison Croggon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alison-croggon/)

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> [By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ruby-wax/by-the-time-dessert-arrives-i-am-usually-so-drunk-i-can-t-remember/)

[Ruby Wax](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ruby-wax/)

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> [Yeah Jesus could turn water in to wine, but he didn't share. Douche.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-langston/yeah-jesus-could-turn-water-in-to-wine-but-he-didn-t-share-douche/)

[Anthony Langston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-langston/)

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> [“Enemy are your friends"... YOOU ARE FUCKING DRUNK... THIS CONCLUSION IS FUCKING WRONG.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/deyth-banger/enemy-are-your-friends-yoou-are-fucking-drunk-this-conclusion-is/)

[Deyth Banger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/deyth-banger/)

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> [Magic, madam, is like wine and, if you are not used to it, it will make you drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susanna-clarke/magic-madam-is-like-wine-and-if-you-are-not-used-to-it-it-will-make/)

[Susanna Clarke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susanna-clarke/)

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> [Just wondering on a scale from 1 to David Hasselhoff how drunk you were planning on getting this evening.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/just-wondering-on-a-scale-from-1-to-david-hasselhoff-how-drunk-you/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Shut up. I'm drunk and I'm trying to confess, so just let me do it, okay?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-echols/shut-up-i-m-drunk-and-i-m-trying-to-confess-so-just-let-me-do-it-okay/)

[Jennifer Echols](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-echols/)

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> [“Be silent, and sit down, for you are drunk, and this is the edge of the roof. —RUMI”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-v-s-redick/be-silent-and-sit-down-for-you-are-drunk-and-this-is-the-edge-of-the/)

[Robert V.S. Redick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-v-s-redick/)

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> [When I'm lying drunk at an airport the press call me Irish... but when I win an Oscar, I'm classified as British.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brenda-fricker/when-i-m-lying-drunk-at-an-airport-the-press-call-me-irish-but-when-i/)

[Brenda Fricker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brenda-fricker/)

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> [“Maybe he was too drunk to hear me when I told him to stop. Maybe I didn’t say it loudly enough. Maybe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-hatvany/maybe-he-was-too-drunk-to-hear-me-when-i-told-him-to-stop-maybe-i/)

[Amy Hatvany](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-hatvany/)

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> [A drunk driver when he hits someone will not know until later that he has just caused the death of someone, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/collin-mitchell/a-drunk-driver-when-he-hits-someone-will-not-know-until-later-that-he/)

[Collin Mitchell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/collin-mitchell/)

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> [Bad girl, drunk by six, kissing someone else's lips. Smoked to many cigarettes today, I'm not happy when I act this way.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/madonna-ciccone/bad-girl-drunk-by-six-kissing-someone-else-s-lips-smoked-to-many/)

[Madonna Ciccone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/madonna-ciccone/)

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> [Instructions for Adam Look after no one except yourself. Go to university and make lots of friends and get drunk. Forget your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-downham/instructions-for-adam-look-after-no-one-except-yourself-go-to/)

[Jenny Downham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-downham/)

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> [“He was your usual man when it came to romance, which is to say he couldn’t recite Baa Baa Black Sheep when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tyne-o-connell/he-was-your-usual-man-when-it-came-to-romance-which-is-to-say-he/)

[Tyne O'Connell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tyne-o-connell/)

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> [Today was the annual Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. Usually when you see something rolling on the White House…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/today-was-the-annual-easter-egg-roll-on-the-white-house-lawn-usually/)

[Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/)

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> [I hate crowds of people pretending to be happy on one night of the year, where they get drunk and obnoxious by…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kenny-hickey/i-hate-crowds-of-people-pretending-to-be-happy-on-one-night-of-the/)

[Kenny Hickey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kenny-hickey/)

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> [Most young people seem to be behaving very intelligently: They look at things once in a while, but then they find it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/volkmar-sigusch/most-young-people-seem-to-be-behaving-very-intelligently-they-look-at/)

[Volkmar Sigusch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/volkmar-sigusch/)

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> [“Isn’t she wonderful? A really fine talent, and so beautiful, too.” “Yes,” I said quietly, clapping as well and taking care not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerstin-gier/isn-t-she-wonderful-a-really-fine-talent-and-so-beautiful-too-yes-i/)

[Kerstin Gier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerstin-gier/)

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> [Sometimes I write drunk and revise sober, and sometimes I write sober and revise drunk. But you have to have both elements…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-de-vries/sometimes-i-write-drunk-and-revise-sober-and-sometimes-i-write-sober/)

[Peter De Vries](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-de-vries/)

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> [I was haunted always by my other life-my drab room in the Bronx, my square foot of the subway, my fixation upon…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/f-scott-fitzgerald/i-was-haunted-always-by-my-other-life-my-drab-room-in-the-bronx-my/)

[F. Scott Fitzgerald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/f-scott-fitzgerald/)

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> [“Each of us is aware he's a material being, subject to the laws of physiology and physics, and that the strength of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stanis-aw-lem/each-of-us-is-aware-he-s-a-material-being-subject-to-the-laws-of/)

[Stanisław Lem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stanis-aw-lem/)

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> [“Hey, Ivashkov! Open up. " Avery argued. She kept pounding on the door and yelling, and finally, Adrian answered. His hair stuck…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/hey-ivashkov-open-up-avery-argued-she-kept-pounding-on-the-door-and/)

[Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/)

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> [One man affirms that he has rode post a hundred miles in six hours; probably it is a lie; but supposing it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lord-chesterfield/one-man-affirms-that-he-has-rode-post-a-hundred-miles-in-six-hours/)

[Lord Chesterfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lord-chesterfield/)

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> [Im's offspring stare at stars and make clocks that calculate useless happenings like the angle of a hawk's claws as it strikes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/im-s-offspring-stare-at-stars-and-make-clocks-that-calculate-useless/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [Our hearts are drunk with the beauty our eyes could never see.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/our-hearts-are-drunk-with-the-beauty-our-eyes-could-never-see/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“He was so drunk that he would have stubbornly denied that he was.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/filippo-bologna/he-was-so-drunk-that-he-would-have-stubbornly-denied-that-he-was/)

[Filippo Bologna](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/filippo-bologna/)

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> [My friend got a little drunk and fell over breaking her leg =C](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vivan/my-friend-got-a-little-drunk-and-fell-over-breaking-her-leg-c/)

[VIVAN](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vivan/)

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> [I am an intelligent drunk because an intelligent drunk carries his liquor with him](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/synyster-gates/i-am-an-intelligent-drunk-because-an-intelligent-drunk-carries-his/)

[Synyster Gates](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/synyster-gates/)

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> [A man will part with anything so long as he's drunk, and you're drunk with him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/d-h-lawrence/a-man-will-part-with-anything-so-long-as-he-s-drunk-and-you-re-drunk/)

[D. H. Lawrence](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/d-h-lawrence/)

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> [I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dean-martin/i-was-so-drunk-last-night-i-fell-down-and-missed-the-floor/)

[Dean Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dean-martin/)

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> [Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-wycherley/come-for-my-part-i-will-have-only-those-glorious-manly-pleasures-of/)

[William Wycherley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-wycherley/)

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> [“I have written less than most writers. But I have drunk far more than most drinkers.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guy-debord/i-have-written-less-than-most-writers-but-i-have-drunk-far-more-than/)

[Guy Debord](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guy-debord/)

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> [Knowledge is the only water which makes one thirsty when it is drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mehmet-murat-ildan/knowledge-is-the-only-water-which-makes-one-thirsty-when-it-is-drunk/)

[Mehmet Murat Ildan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mehmet-murat-ildan/)

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> [If a girl gets assaulted, it's not because she was drunk. It's because somebody decided to assault her.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-shenk/if-a-girl-gets-assaulted-it-s-not-because-she-was-drunk-it-s-because/)

[Jon Shenk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-shenk/)

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> [Bessie Braddock: "Winston, you're drunk. Churchill: "Bessie, you're ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-churchill/bessie-braddock-winston-you-re-drunk-churchill-bessie-you-re-ugly-but/)

[Winston Churchill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-churchill/)

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> [Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/being-sober-on-a-bus-is-like-totally-different-than-being-drunk-on-a/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

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> [Beer was not made to be moralized about, but to be drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/theodore-maynard/beer-was-not-made-to-be-moralized-about-but-to-be-drunk/)

[Theodore Maynard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/theodore-maynard/)

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> [When you are lying drunk at the airport you're Irish. When you win an Oscar you're British.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brenda-fricker/when-you-are-lying-drunk-at-the-airport-you-re-irish-when-you-win-an/)

[Brenda Fricker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brenda-fricker/)

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> [“Hand over the calculator, friends don't let friends derive drunk.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/hand-over-the-calculator-friends-don-t-let-friends-derive-drunk/)

[Various](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/various/)

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> [I would have drunk a lot of Pinot Grigio if I'd lost after leading 5-2 in the third.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martina-navratilova/i-would-have-drunk-a-lot-of-pinot-grigio-if-i-d-lost-after-leading-5/)

[Martina Navratilova](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martina-navratilova/)

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