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title: "Great Drunk Words"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [I don't drink and haven't since I was younger so trying to remember what it feels like and act drunk was fun.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josephine-jobert/i-don-t-drink-and-haven-t-since-i-was-younger-so-trying-to-remember/)

[Josephine Jobert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josephine-jobert/)

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> [A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/a-drunk-driver-is-very-dangerous-so-is-a-drunk-backseat-driver-if-he/)

[Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/)

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> [“Pretend that toddlers are just people that are really drunk”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katelyn-perrier/pretend-that-toddlers-are-just-people-that-are-really-drunk/)

[Katelyn Perrier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katelyn-perrier/)

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> [I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fergie/i-ma-get-get-get-get-you-drunk-get-you-love-drunk-off-my-hump/)

[Fergie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fergie/)

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> [When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bam-margera/when-you-re-drunk-you-always-think-you-re-not-if-you-even-drink-at/)

[Bam Margera](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bam-margera/)

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> [He got drunk last night, kicked Mama down the stairs. But I'm alright, so I don't care.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/randy-newman/he-got-drunk-last-night-kicked-mama-down-the-stairs-but-i-m-alright/)

[Randy Newman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/randy-newman/)

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> [When Iam drunk, I say I love you, but thats because its hard for me to believe you are mine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aruho-marwin-machiaveli/when-iam-drunk-i-say-i-love-you-but-thats-because-its-hard-for-me-to/)

[Aruho Marwin Machiaveli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aruho-marwin-machiaveli/)

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> [The claw of the magnolia, drunk on its own scents, asks nothing of life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sylvia-plath/the-claw-of-the-magnolia-drunk-on-its-own-scents-asks-nothing-of-life/)

[Sylvia Plath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sylvia-plath/)

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> [When all is said and done, no literature can outdo the cynicism of real life; you won't intoxicate with one glass someone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anton-chekhov/when-all-is-said-and-done-no-literature-can-outdo-the-cynicism-of/)

[Anton Chekhov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anton-chekhov/)

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> [I suppose like others I have come through fire and sword, love gone wrong, head-on crashes, drunk at sea, and I have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/i-suppose-like-others-i-have-come-through-fire-and-sword-love-gone/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [Im drunk off your love, girl I'm buzzing and I cant get enough of your loving. Sipping you down girl I love…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/im-drunk-off-your-love-girl-i-m-buzzing-and-i-cant-get-enough-of-your/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I am prone to envy. It is one of my three default emotions, the others being greed and rage. I have also…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/augusten-burroughs/i-am-prone-to-envy-it-is-one-of-my-three-default-emotions-the-others/)

[Augusten Burroughs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/augusten-burroughs/)

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> [Ride your emotions as the shallop rides the waves; don't get upset among them. There are people who enjoy getting swamped emotionally,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-hunter-austin/ride-your-emotions-as-the-shallop-rides-the-waves-don-t-get-upset/)

[Mary Hunter Austin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-hunter-austin/)

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> [There's something amazing about tea. It's good before a meal, after a meal, when drunk, when taking drugs, while playing football and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/noel-fielding/there-s-something-amazing-about-tea-it-s-good-before-a-meal-after-a/)

[Noel Fielding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/noel-fielding/)

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> [“Men drunk with ambition and power do not ground their weapons, nor stop to recognise the fellow-humanity of those they are about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellis-peters/men-drunk-with-ambition-and-power-do-not-ground-their-weapons-nor/)

[Ellis Peters](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellis-peters/)

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> [I still party all the time and hang out with everyone who drinks, but I just don't personally, and don't really have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/slash/i-still-party-all-the-time-and-hang-out-with-everyone-who-drinks-but/)

[Slash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/slash/)

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> [When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/when-you-take-risks-you-learn-that-there-will-be-times-when-you-3/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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> [When my agent called me up and said, "Do you want to be in a movie called Sharknado?" I said, "What is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-heard/when-my-agent-called-me-up-and-said-do-you-want-to-be-in-a-movie/)

[John Heard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-heard/)

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> [The bow of God's wrath is bent, and His arrows made ready upon the string. Justice points the arrow at your heart…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-edwards/the-bow-of-god-s-wrath-is-bent-and-his-arrows-made-ready-upon-the/)

[Jonathan Edwards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-edwards/)

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> [The earth is convulsed with a universal sob, and the roads are muddy with tears. But I do not call to mind…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edgar-wilson-nye/the-earth-is-convulsed-with-a-universal-sob-and-the-roads-are-muddy/)

[Edgar Wilson Nye](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edgar-wilson-nye/)

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> [Every time I got drunk, this girl named Nikki would show up. When I got drunk, I was just a different person.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-lopes/every-time-i-got-drunk-this-girl-named-nikki-would-show-up-when-i-got/)

[Lisa Lopes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-lopes/)

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> [“First. Don't get drunk. Don't smoke anything." "Duh. What are you, my dad? That's easy. I don't drink. We aren't even twenty-one.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-eliot/first-don-t-get-drunk-don-t-smoke-anything-duh-what-are-you-my-dad/)

[Anne Eliot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-eliot/)

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> [Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, I slept with your mother!…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/two-guys-are-sitting-on-a-bar-stool-one-starts-to-insult-the-other/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [The night I turned twenty-two, I drank a shot for every year. I was so drunk, I'd just walk up to people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/the-night-i-turned-twenty-two-i-drank-a-shot-for-every-year-i-was-so/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [I can't wait to blow the f\*ckin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone I'm drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jersey-shore/i-can-t-wait-to-blow-the-f-ckin-speakers-off-this-house-and-don-t/)

[Jersey Shore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jersey-shore/)

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> [Dunk guy-I wasn't that drunk. his friend-Dude you were in my closet yelling out were the eff is NARNIA!!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hannah/dunk-guy-i-wasn-t-that-drunk-his-friend-dude-you-were-in-my-closet/)

[Hannah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hannah/)

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> [Being drunk leads smart people to do stupid things, which is what is so interesting.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kit-williamson/being-drunk-leads-smart-people-to-do-stupid-things-which-is-what-is/)

[Kit Williamson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kit-williamson/)

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> [I used to like whiskey. But it's been a long time since I've been drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claude-williams/i-used-to-like-whiskey-but-it-s-been-a-long-time-since-i-ve-been-drunk/)

[Claude Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claude-williams/)

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> [I want to get high off your love and drunk off your body.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisette-alfaro/i-want-to-get-high-off-your-love-and-drunk-off-your-body/)

[Lisette Alfaro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisette-alfaro/)

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> [“Life is better when you're drunk. I ought to become an alcoholic.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ahmed-mostafa/life-is-better-when-you-re-drunk-i-ought-to-become-an-alcoholic/)

[Ahmed Mostafa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ahmed-mostafa/)

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> [If I get drunk enough and lay on the floor, the world really does revolve around me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/if-i-get-drunk-enough-and-lay-on-the-floor-the-world-really-does/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [Never Forget what someone says to you when they are drunk. Because Drunk words are Sober Thoughts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wiz-khalifa/never-forget-what-someone-says-to-you-when-they-are-drunk-because/)

[Wiz Khalifa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wiz-khalifa/)

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> [I'm totally drunk with joy and happiness when I'm with you!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-totally-drunk-with-joy-and-happiness-when-i-m-with-you/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I was a pretty straight kid when I was 15 - there was no drunk or drugs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shaun-ryder/i-was-a-pretty-straight-kid-when-i-was-15-there-was-no-drunk-or-drugs/)

[Shaun Ryder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shaun-ryder/)

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> [I AM NOT HUNGOVER! I am still drunk. Spoken by a dear friend at 9 am.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/owlf/i-am-not-hungover-i-am-still-drunk-spoken-by-a-dear-friend-at-9-am/)

[Owlf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/owlf/)

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> [Drunk, Jane spoke as though she were Nancy Drew. I was a fool for a girl with a dainty lexicon.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-chabon/drunk-jane-spoke-as-though-she-were-nancy-drew-i-was-a-fool-for-a/)

[Michael Chabon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-chabon/)

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> [My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/my-girlfriend-told-me-to-go-out-and-get-something-that-makes-her-look/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of hang over.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/are-you-watching-the-weather-channel-there-s-a-drunk-front-coming-in/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“The claw / Of the magnolia, / Drunk on its own secrets, / Asks nothing of life.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sylvia-plath/the-claw-of-the-magnolia-drunk-on-its-own-secrets-asks-nothing-of-life/)

[Sylvia Plath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sylvia-plath/)

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> [The guy's life drunk, I think, makes Candide look like a sourpuss. Does he even know that death exists?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jandy-nelson/the-guy-s-life-drunk-i-think-makes-candide-look-like-a-sourpuss-does/)

[Jandy Nelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jandy-nelson/)

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                        "text": "I can't wait to blow the f*ckin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone I'm drunk.",
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                        "text": "Dunk guy-I wasn't that drunk. his friend-Dude you were in my closet yelling out were the eff is NARNIA!!!",
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