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title: "Great Drunk Quotations"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-churchill/i-have-been-brought-up-and-trained-to-have-the-utmost-contempt-for/)

[Winston Churchill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-churchill/)

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> [Don't be getting sloppy drunk and telling them dirty jokes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mr-t/don-t-be-getting-sloppy-drunk-and-telling-them-dirty-jokes/)

[Mr. T](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mr-t/)

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> [We are men on a budget. I mean, why go all the way to Amsterdam when you can just go to Harry…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-langston/we-are-men-on-a-budget-i-mean-why-go-all-the-way-to-amsterdam-when/)

[Anthony Langston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-langston/)

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> [There's nothing inherently interesting about being a drunk -- in fact, quite the contrary.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/heather-king/there-s-nothing-inherently-interesting-about-being-a-drunk-in-fact/)

[Heather King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/heather-king/)

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> [...because really, sometimes the irony gods just get drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/libba-bray/because-really-sometimes-the-irony-gods-just-get-drunk/)

[Libba Bray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/libba-bray/)

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> [If you can't control yourself when you're drunk then why are you drinking...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-you-can-t-control-yourself-when-you-re-drunk-then-why-are-you/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Keep your friends close and your alcohol closer. Then get drunk and insult your friends.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/keep-your-friends-close-and-your-alcohol-closer-then-get-drunk-and/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

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> [I don't need to get drunk to have a good time... I just need drunk friends!!!!!!!!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shanice-love/i-don-t-need-to-get-drunk-to-have-a-good-time-i-just-need-drunk/)

[Shanice Love](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shanice-love/)

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> [Going to a bar or pool hall doesn’t mean you’re a drunk, just like sitting in a henhouse doesn’t make you a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jase-robertson/going-to-a-bar-or-pool-hall-doesn-t-mean-you-re-a-drunk-just-like/)

[Jase Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jase-robertson/)

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> [“During our time together in this place Holly didn’t outright avoid me or treat me rudely. But she wasn’t—how do women like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/during-our-time-together-in-this-place-holly-didn-t-outright-avoid-me/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

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> [My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-o-grady/my-primary-school-teacher-once-poured-a-bottle-of-curdled-school-milk/)

[Paul O'Grady](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-o-grady/)

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> [“True, I am drunk, and small, and damp, but mistake not my moistness for weakness, although there's an argument to be made…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/true-i-am-drunk-and-small-and-damp-but-mistake-not-my-moistness-for/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

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> [I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is really clean. I would imagine a vodka bottle is really…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-hedberg/i-would-imagine-the-inside-of-a-bottle-of-cleaning-fluid-is-really/)

[Mitch Hedberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-hedberg/)

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> [they may all be drunk at my place, but they're all honest, and though we do lie-because I lie, too-in the end…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/they-may-all-be-drunk-at-my-place-but-they-re-all-honest-and-though/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“When I'm in pain I want everyone I love on the island with me, sitting around the fire, getting drunk on coconut…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melanie-gideon/when-i-m-in-pain-i-want-everyone-i-love-on-the-island-with-me-sitting/)

[Melanie Gideon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melanie-gideon/)

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> [You know the stories of a woman saying to Churchill, 'Sir, you're drunk,' and he said to her, 'And you're ugly, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-howes/you-know-the-stories-of-a-woman-saying-to-churchill-sir-you-re-drunk/)

[Thomas Howes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-howes/)

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> [It's because you aren't thinking very clearly tonight." "I know. Being Drunk is weird." "Oh my god. I love you so much.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-sorensen/it-s-because-you-aren-t-thinking-very-clearly-tonight-i-know-being/)

[Jessica Sorensen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-sorensen/)

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> [During the past eleven days here in the Muslim world, I have eaten from the same plate, drunk from the same glass,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/malcolm-x/during-the-past-eleven-days-here-in-the-muslim-world-i-have-eaten/)

[Malcolm X](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/malcolm-x/)

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> [“Am I making something worth while? I’m not sure. I write and I sing and I hear words from time to time…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlotte-eriksson/am-i-making-something-worth-while-i-m-not-sure-i-write-and-i-sing-and/)

[Charlotte Eriksson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlotte-eriksson/)

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> [“...it was not considered right for a man not to drink, although drink was a dangerous thing. On the contrary, not to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoghan-odinsson/it-was-not-considered-right-for-a-man-not-to-drink-although-drink-was/)

[Eoghan Odinsson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoghan-odinsson/)

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> [A solitary ascetic is a symbol of the most cowardly egotism; a hermit who flees from his brothers instead of helping them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-p-blavatsky/a-solitary-ascetic-is-a-symbol-of-the-most-cowardly-egotism-a-hermit/)

[H. P. Blavatsky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-p-blavatsky/)

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> [To get the best out of life here ...Good grief. There's plenty of it about, so indulge. Give yourself some thing to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-pullman/to-get-the-best-out-of-life-here-good-grief-there-s-plenty-of-it/)

[Philip Pullman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-pullman/)

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> [That whole week, we started to divide things into those two categories: anything or something. A piece of jewelry bougth at a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-levithan/that-whole-week-we-started-to-divide-things-into-those-two-categories/)

[David Levithan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-levithan/)

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> [H. L Mencken's Dictionary of the American Language supplies a long list of slang terms for being drunk, but the Irish are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-barich/h-l-mencken-s-dictionary-of-the-american-language-supplies-a-long/)

[Bill Barich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-barich/)

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> [“Drinking just to get drunk is like having sex just to get pregnant. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-hess/drinking-just-to-get-drunk-is-like-having-sex-just-to-get-pregnant/)

[Robert Hess](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-hess/)

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> [“Getting drunk with success and sick with ambition only leads to one route; destruction!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/olawale-daniel/getting-drunk-with-success-and-sick-with-ambition-only-leads-to-one/)

[Olawale Daniel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/olawale-daniel/)

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> [We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and were gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ari-gold/we-are-gonna-get-drunk-with-russell-crowe-and-were-gonna-head-butt/)

[Ari Gold](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ari-gold/)

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> [Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/realized-today-that-my-life-is-a-vicious-cycle-of-being-drunk-and-or/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I spent so much of my younger life drinking, and being drunk makes learning to be a grown-up kind of hard.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-lynch/i-spent-so-much-of-my-younger-life-drinking-and-being-drunk-makes/)

[Jane Lynch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-lynch/)

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> [As the witnessing deepens, you start becoming drunk with the divine. This is what is called ecstasy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rajneesh/as-the-witnessing-deepens-you-start-becoming-drunk-with-the-divine/)

[Rajneesh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rajneesh/)

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> [I once literally had a casting director ask my agent, 'Can she play anything other than a drunk?'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carla-gallo/i-once-literally-had-a-casting-director-ask-my-agent-can-she-play/)

[Carla Gallo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carla-gallo/)

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> [I'd love to be a woman for one day of my life... God... I would be drunk with power.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-engvall/i-d-love-to-be-a-woman-for-one-day-of-my-life-god-i-would-be-drunk/)

[Bill Engvall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-engvall/)

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> [Nobody can write the life of a man but those who have eat and drunk and lived in social intercourse with him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samuel-johnson/nobody-can-write-the-life-of-a-man-but-those-who-have-eat-and-drunk/)

[Samuel Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samuel-johnson/)

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> [I don't drink, and karaoke is something you should only do drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikki-reed/i-don-t-drink-and-karaoke-is-something-you-should-only-do-drunk/)

[Nikki Reed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikki-reed/)

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> [That awkward moment when I'm drunk and you're still ugly...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/that-awkward-moment-when-i-m-drunk-and-you-re-still-ugly/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“He had eaten as much as a travelling actor and drunk like the sands of the desert" Maxence Gilet”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/honor-de-balzac/he-had-eaten-as-much-as-a-travelling-actor-and-drunk-like-the-sands/)

[Honoré de Balzac](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/honor-de-balzac/)

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> [“... there ain't no devil, it's just God when he's drunk.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-waits/there-ain-t-no-devil-it-s-just-god-when-he-s-drunk/)

[Tom Waits](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-waits/)

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> [That awkward moment when I'm drunk , and your still ugly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/that-awkward-moment-when-i-m-drunk-and-your-still-ugly/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-caine/the-best-research-for-playing-a-drunk-is-being-a-british-actor-for-20/)

[Michael Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-caine/)

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> [“What I learned in this tragedy was the eternal lesson of good people going bad.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/what-i-learned-in-this-tragedy-was-the-eternal-lesson-of-good-people/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

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                        "text": "During the past eleven days here in the Muslim world, I have eaten from the same plate, drunk from the same glass, and slept on the same rug - while praying to the same God - with fellow Muslims, whose eyes were the bluest of blue, whose hair was the blondest of blond, and whose skin was the whitest of white. And in the words and in the deeds of the white Muslims, I felt the same sincerity that I felt among the black African Muslims of Nigeria, Sudan and Ghana.",
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                        "text": "“Am I making something worth while? I’m not sure. I write and I sing and I hear words from time to time about my life and choices making ways, into other lives, other hearts, but am I making something worth while? I’m not sure. There was a boy last night who I never spoke to because I was too drunk and still shy, but mostly lonely, and I couldn’t find anything lightly to say, so I simply walked away but still wondered what he did with his life because he didn’t even speak to me or look at me but still made me wonder who he was and I walked away asking Am I making something worth while? I am not sure. I am a complicated person with a simple life and I am the reason for everything that ever happened to me.”",
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                        "text": "To get the best out of life here ...Good grief. There's plenty of it about, so indulge. Give yourself some thing to remember. Fall in love. Fall out of love. Gamble. Get drunk. See how long you can stay awake. Go for long walks at night. Discover what you're afraid of doing, and then do it.",
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                        "text": "That whole week, we started to divide things into those two categories: anything or something. A piece of jewelry bougth at a department store: anything. A piece of jewelry made by hand: something. A dollar: anything. A sand dollar: something. A gift certificate: anything. An IOU for two hours of starwatching: something. A drunk kiss at a party: anything. A sober kiss alone in a park: something.",
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                        "text": "H. L Mencken's Dictionary of the American Language supplies a long list of slang terms for being drunk, but the Irish are no slouches, either. They're spannered, rat-arsed, cabbaged, and hammered; ruined, legless, scorched, and blottoed; or simply trolleyed or sloshed. In Kerry, you're said to be flamin'; in Waterford, you're in the horrors; and in Cavan, you've gone baloobas, a tough one to wrap your tongue around if you ARE baloobas. In Donegal, you're steamin', while the afflicted in Limerick are out of their tree.",
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                        "text": "“Drinking just to get drunk is like having sex just to get pregnant. ”",
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                        "text": "We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and were gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos.",
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                        "text": "Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.",
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                        "text": "As the witnessing deepens, you start becoming drunk with the divine. This is what is called ecstasy.",
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                        "text": "I'd love to be a woman for one day of my life... God... I would be drunk with power.",
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