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title: "Great Drunk Sayings"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [So what we get drunk, so what we smoke weed. We're just having fun, we don't care who sees.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wiz-khalifa/so-what-we-get-drunk-so-what-we-smoke-weed-we-re-just-having-fun-we/)

[Wiz Khalifa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wiz-khalifa/)

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> [“It is not the wine that makes us drunk, but the one who brings it and fills the glass.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/it-is-not-the-wine-that-makes-us-drunk-but-the-one-who-brings-it-and/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

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> [“I turned to her, my whole body hard with tiredness and regret.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/i-turned-to-her-my-whole-body-hard-with-tiredness-and-regret/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

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> [Boy lift it up, lets make a toasta Lets get drunk, its gon bring us closa Don't I look like a HalleBerry…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/missy-elliot/boy-lift-it-up-lets-make-a-toasta-lets-get-drunk-its-gon-bring-us/)

[Missy Elliot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/missy-elliot/)

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> [But when the dust has drunk the blood of men, no resurrection comes for one who's dead.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aeschylus/but-when-the-dust-has-drunk-the-blood-of-men-no-resurrection-comes/)

[Aeschylus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aeschylus/)

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> [Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/yes-madam-i-am-drunk-but-in-the-morning-i-will-be-sober-and-you-will/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Once you get drunk with somebody you're friends for life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/once-you-get-drunk-with-somebody-you-re-friends-for-life/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Being drunk really brought out her inner vicious bitch.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarra-manning/being-drunk-really-brought-out-her-inner-vicious-bitch/)

[Sarra Manning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarra-manning/)

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> [A guy in Pennsylvania was arrested because he was drunk in his golf cart going from bar to bar. So they arrested…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/a-guy-in-pennsylvania-was-arrested-because-he-was-drunk-in-his-golf/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [I don't have any interest in going out to clubs. I love people, and I love socializing, I just don't have any…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/taylor-swift/i-don-t-have-any-interest-in-going-out-to-clubs-i-love-people-and-i/)

[Taylor Swift](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/taylor-swift/)

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> [Unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid. They take drugs. They get drunk and do all the wrong things in life. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-vinton/unfortunately-a-lot-of-people-are-stupid-they-take-drugs-they-get/)

[Bobby Vinton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-vinton/)

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> [The thing I'd really like to see is the old London Bridge, with all the old buildings around it like Shakespeare's Globe.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-davies/the-thing-i-d-really-like-to-see-is-the-old-london-bridge-with-all/)

[Alan Davies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-davies/)

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> [If a woman earned a dollar by scrubbing, her husband had a right to take the dollar and go and get drunk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lucy-stone/if-a-woman-earned-a-dollar-by-scrubbing-her-husband-had-a-right-to/)

[Lucy Stone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lucy-stone/)

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> [If it's your birthday. Then put your hands up. You wanna get drunk? Then put your hands up. And if you got…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-kelly-2/if-it-s-your-birthday-then-put-your-hands-up-you-wanna-get-drunk-then/)

[R Kelly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-kelly-2/)

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> [The true meaning of the precepts is not just that one should refrain from drinking alcohol, but also from getting drunk on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bassui-tokusho/the-true-meaning-of-the-precepts-is-not-just-that-one-should-refrain/)

[Bassui Tokusho](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bassui-tokusho/)

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> [Last night you left me and slept your own deep sleep. Tonight you turn and turn. I say, 'You and I will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rumi/last-night-you-left-me-and-slept-your-own-deep-sleep-tonight-you-turn/)

[Rumi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rumi/)

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> [I go on the road all the time, but I'm only performing for two hours a night, and then I'll do a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-go-on-the-road-all-the-time-but-i-m-only-performing-for-two-hours-a/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [“Why didn't you write all this time? Did you not remember us in a song? A dance? In the skies littered with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kamand-kojouri/why-didn-t-you-write-all-this-time-did-you-not-remember-us-in-a-song/)

[Kamand Kojouri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kamand-kojouri/)

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> [“He feels drunk or at least carbonated. Insane. At first, he thinks this is happiness, but then he determines it’s love. Fucking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabrielle-zevin/he-feels-drunk-or-at-least-carbonated-insane-at-first-he-thinks-this/)

[Gabrielle Zevin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabrielle-zevin/)

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> [Grab that bottle, twist that cap, hold it in the air and tip it back, I'm drunk ass hell, I'm off patron,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lmfao/grab-that-bottle-twist-that-cap-hold-it-in-the-air-and-tip-it-back-i/)

[LMFAO](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lmfao/)

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> [There would have to be bread, some rich, whole-grain bread and zwieback, and perhaps on a long, narrow dish some pale Westphalian…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rainer-maria-rilke/there-would-have-to-be-bread-some-rich-whole-grain-bread-and-zwieback/)

[Rainer Maria Rilke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rainer-maria-rilke/)

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> [When you once attribute effects to the will of a personal God, you have let in a lot of little gods and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elbert-hubbard/when-you-once-attribute-effects-to-the-will-of-a-personal-god-you/)

[Elbert Hubbard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elbert-hubbard/)

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> [The old shepherd had died, or got drunk, or got rats, or got the sack, or a legacy, or got sane, or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-lawson/the-old-shepherd-had-died-or-got-drunk-or-got-rats-or-got-the-sack-or/)

[Henry Lawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-lawson/)

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> [A man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henny-youngman/a-man-is-at-the-bar-drunk-i-pick-him-up-off-the-floor-and-offer-to/)

[Henny Youngman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henny-youngman/)

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> [My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains/ My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/my-heart-aches-and-a-drowsy-numbness-pains-my-sense-as-though-of/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Drunk with the joy of singing I forget myself and call thee friend who art my lord.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rabindranath-tagore/drunk-with-the-joy-of-singing-i-forget-myself-and-call-thee-friend/)

[Rabindranath Tagore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rabindranath-tagore/)

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> [The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-butler-yeats/the-problem-with-some-people-is-that-when-they-aren-t-drunk-they-re/)

[William Butler Yeats](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-butler-yeats/)

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> [“The moment I hit that pedal, I’m alive. And tonight I feel drunk with it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katy-evans/the-moment-i-hit-that-pedal-i-m-alive-and-tonight-i-feel-drunk-with-it/)

[Katy Evans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katy-evans/)

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> [The Biggest Mistake Guys Do,Is To Approach A Girl Whenever They Are Drunk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sabelo-lan-mashabela/the-biggest-mistake-guys-do-is-to-approach-a-girl-whenever-they-are/)

[Sabelo Lan Mashabela](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sabelo-lan-mashabela/)

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> [The only person more cynical than a drunk is a reformed drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-crumley/the-only-person-more-cynical-than-a-drunk-is-a-reformed-drunk/)

[James Crumley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-crumley/)

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> [All romantics meet the same fate some day. Drunk and cynical and boring someone in some dark cafe.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joni-mitchell/all-romantics-meet-the-same-fate-some-day-drunk-and-cynical-and/)

[Joni Mitchell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joni-mitchell/)

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> [I am very good at keeping secrets, except when I am drunk, when I will tell you absolutely anything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicola-walker/i-am-very-good-at-keeping-secrets-except-when-i-am-drunk-when-i-will/)

[Nicola Walker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicola-walker/)

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> [I drunk 5 dosage of bioplus thought that I'll be 5 time active then every one else. I](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simphiwe/i-drunk-5-dosage-of-bioplus-thought-that-i-ll-be-5-time-active-then/)

[Simphiwe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simphiwe/)

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> [I have often regretted what I have eaten, but never what I have drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/otto-von-bismarck/i-have-often-regretted-what-i-have-eaten-but-never-what-i-have-drunk/)

[Otto von Bismarck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/otto-von-bismarck/)

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> [There are two things to do in Juneau, drink and get drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-thompson/there-are-two-things-to-do-in-juneau-drink-and-get-drunk/)

[Chuck Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-thompson/)

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> [“You might solve a problem while drunk, but you probably won´t notice the answer”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonah-lehrer/you-might-solve-a-problem-while-drunk-but-you-probably-won-t-notice/)

[Jonah Lehrer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonah-lehrer/)

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> [Sometimes drunk people get drunk to escape from the life's problems](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/spido/sometimes-drunk-people-get-drunk-to-escape-from-the-life-s-problems/)

[Spido](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/spido/)

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> [I'm pretty drunk and bored with yelling at the stone walls that are your minds.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-stanhope/i-m-pretty-drunk-and-bored-with-yelling-at-the-stone-walls-that-are/)

[Doug Stanhope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-stanhope/)

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> [If you go to Germany and get drunk, at some point you will try to look up Hitler in the phone book.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-attell/if-you-go-to-germany-and-get-drunk-at-some-point-you-will-try-to-look/)

[Dave Attell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-attell/)

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> [We can't get kicked out of McDonald's! This is like the DMZ of drunk eating.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/we-can-t-get-kicked-out-of-mcdonald-s-this-is-like-the-dmz-of-drunk/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

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