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title: "Great Drunk Quotes"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [A bottle of wine Still to be drunk, A bundle of thoughts Still to be thunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-breault/a-bottle-of-wine-still-to-be-drunk-a-bundle-of-thoughts-still-to-be/)

[Robert Breault](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-breault/)

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> [“I read a lot. I love books. If they came in a bottle, I'd be a drunk too.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alyxandra-harvey/i-read-a-lot-i-love-books-if-they-came-in-a-bottle-i-d-be-a-drunk-too/)

[Alyxandra Harvey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alyxandra-harvey/)

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> [Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vin-scully/statistics-are-used-much-like-a-drunk-uses-a-lamppost-for-support-not/)

[Vin Scully](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vin-scully/)

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> [Tay busy, get plenty of exercise, and dont drink too much. Then again, dont drink too little.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/tay-busy-get-plenty-of-exercise-and-dont-drink-too-much-then-again/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/lets-get-drunk-and-tell-each-other-everything-we-re-too-afraid-to-say/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Sometimes, when inspiration runs dry, I drink classical music until my words spill out.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kamand-kojouri/sometimes-when-inspiration-runs-dry-i-drink-classical-music-until-my/)

[Kamand Kojouri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kamand-kojouri/)

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> [“Leave with the one you came with, unless he’s a drunk—then find your own way home.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-han/leave-with-the-one-you-came-with-unless-he-s-a-drunk-then-find-your/)

[Jenny Han](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-han/)

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> [People vomitied at my movies; not because of the movie but because they were drunk. I took credit anyway.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-waters/people-vomitied-at-my-movies-not-because-of-the-movie-but-because/)

[John Waters](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-waters/)

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> [Republic. I like the sound of the word. It means people can live free, talk free, go or come, buy or sell,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-wayne/republic-i-like-the-sound-of-the-word-it-means-people-can-live-free/)

[John Wayne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-wayne/)

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> [“THERE WAS A TIME" "There was a time, everything was fine. You got drunk on the day like it was wine. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marc-bolan/there-was-a-time-there-was-a-time-everything-was-fine-you-got-drunk/)

[Marc Bolan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marc-bolan/)

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> [I'm sorry I asked you out. I was drunk. I was at Tric and Haley gave this carpe diem speech...the kind that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mouth-mcfadden/i-m-sorry-i-asked-you-out-i-was-drunk-i-was-at-tric-and-haley-gave/)

[Mouth McFadden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mouth-mcfadden/)

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> [Coffee as drunk in England, debilitates the stomach, and produces a slight nausea ... it is usually made from bad Coffee, served…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-kitchiner/coffee-as-drunk-in-england-debilitates-the-stomach-and-produces-a/)

[William Kitchiner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-kitchiner/)

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> [I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/i-had-a-friend-who-was-a-heavy-drinker-if-somebody-asked-him-if-he-d/)

[Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/)

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> [There is in all men a demand for the superlative, so much so that the poor devil that has no other way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-wendell-holmes-jr/there-is-in-all-men-a-demand-for-the-superlative-so-much-so-that-the/)

[Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oliver-wendell-holmes-jr/)

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> [When I get a very generous introduction like that I explain that I'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand I'm Irish…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barry-mccaffrey/when-i-get-a-very-generous-introduction-like-that-i-explain-that-i-m/)

[Barry McCaffrey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barry-mccaffrey/)

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> [He got drunk, he fell down. He threw a few of my things around but I'm all right, I'm all right I've…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/madeleine-peyroux/he-got-drunk-he-fell-down-he-threw-a-few-of-my-things-around-but-i-m/)

[Madeleine Peyroux](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/madeleine-peyroux/)

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> [She was made up of more, too. She was the books she read in the library. She was the flower in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-smith/she-was-made-up-of-more-too-she-was-the-books-she-read-in-the-library/)

[Betty Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-smith/)

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> [Life passes. Eternity comes to meet us with great strides. Soon we shall be living with the very life of Jesus. Having…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/therese-of-lisieux/life-passes-eternity-comes-to-meet-us-with-great-strides-soon-we/)

[Therese of Lisieux](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/therese-of-lisieux/)

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> [Of them all, it was the true love. Of them all, it was the best. That other sumptuous love which made one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-salter/of-them-all-it-was-the-true-love-of-them-all-it-was-the-best-that/)

[James Salter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-salter/)

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> [I had an ASU student looking for it in my shop last week, and he defined the Bacchants for me as 'those…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/i-had-an-asu-student-looking-for-it-in-my-shop-last-week-and-he/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

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> [I did 40 voices for Chris Wedge, the director of the first film, before coming up with the version we used. He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-leguizamo/i-did-40-voices-for-chris-wedge-the-director-of-the-first-film-before/)

[John Leguizamo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-leguizamo/)

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> [I’m driving,” Louis-Cesare said, sliding into the low seat as easily as if he’d done it a hundred times. “You’re drunk.” I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-chance/i-m-driving-louis-cesare-said-sliding-into-the-low-seat-as-easily-as/)

[Karen Chance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-chance/)

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> [“A late arrival had the impression of lots of loud people unnecessarily grouped within a smoke-blue space between two mirrors gorged with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vladimir-nabokov/a-late-arrival-had-the-impression-of-lots-of-loud-people/)

[Vladimir Nabokov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vladimir-nabokov/)

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> [“Time to go,” he says. “I already see this heading somewhere I’m too drunk to go right now. I’ll see you tomorrow…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colleen-hoover/time-to-go-he-says-i-already-see-this-heading-somewhere-i-m-too-drunk/)

[Colleen Hoover](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colleen-hoover/)

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> [Ever look at your ex and thought 'Was I drunk during our whole relationship?'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/ever-look-at-your-ex-and-thought-was-i-drunk-during-our-whole/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I loved the full heat of being drunk, like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leslie-jamison/i-loved-the-full-heat-of-being-drunk-like-i-was-made-of-melting/)

[Leslie Jamison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leslie-jamison/)

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> [Drunk in love beyonce ////// this my shit I love this song](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shiajohnson123/drunk-in-love-beyonce-this-my-shit-i-love-this-song/)

[Shiajohnson123](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shiajohnson123/)

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> [Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eugene-mirman/think-of-me-as-an-impetuous-hegel-drunk-with-power-and-also-regular/)

[Eugene Mirman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eugene-mirman/)

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> [I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/i-went-to-the-worst-of-bars-hoping-to-get-killed-but-all-i-could-do/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [Til then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin run way hoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emenim/til-then-just-sit-your-drunk-ass-on-that-fuckin-run-way-hoe/)

[Emenim](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emenim/)

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> [I hate inconsiderate drunk people. So basically I hate all drunk people. Unless I too, am drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-hate-inconsiderate-drunk-people-so-basically-i-hate-all-drunk/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [When you're drunk the truth doesn't come out...you just stop being fake.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-you-re-drunk-the-truth-doesn-t-come-out-you-just-stop-being-fake/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Yes, I'm drunk. But you are beautiful. And tomorrow morning I'll be sober, but you'll still be beautiful.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/yes-i-m-drunk-but-you-are-beautiful-and-tomorrow-morning-i-ll-be/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I'm never drunk. I do drink but never more than a glass or two of wine a day if that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-adonis-baron-adonis/i-m-never-drunk-i-do-drink-but-never-more-than-a-glass-or-two-of-wine/)

[Andrew Adonis, Baron Adonis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-adonis-baron-adonis/)

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> [In the spiritual journey, you cannot be a wine taster, you have to become a drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mooji/in-the-spiritual-journey-you-cannot-be-a-wine-taster-you-have-to/)

[Mooji](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mooji/)

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> [Always getting in trouble for my drunk texts . Seemed like a good idea then.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/always-getting-in-trouble-for-my-drunk-texts-seemed-like-a-good-idea/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [A woman's got as much right -and more cause - to get drunk than any man](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelagh-delaney/a-woman-s-got-as-much-right-and-more-cause-to-get-drunk-than-any-man/)

[Shelagh Delaney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelagh-delaney/)

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> [I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover. I'll love you forever, forever is over.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/angelicac/i-used-to-be-love-drunk-but-now-i-m-hungover-i-ll-love-you-forever/)

[AngelicaC](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/angelicac/)

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> [My wedding will be a great party where I can get drunk and have a good time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anna-faris/my-wedding-will-be-a-great-party-where-i-can-get-drunk-and-have-a/)

[Anna Faris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anna-faris/)

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> [It's okay saying sorry, but when you are drunk you say what you really feel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vidal-sassoon/it-s-okay-saying-sorry-but-when-you-are-drunk-you-say-what-you-really/)

[Vidal Sassoon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vidal-sassoon/)

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                        "text": "“A late arrival had the impression of lots of loud people unnecessarily grouped within a smoke-blue space between two mirrors gorged with reflections. Because, I suppose, Cynthia wished to be the youngest in the room, the women she used to invite, married or single, were, at the best, in their precarious forties; some of them would bring from their homes, in dark taxis, intact vestiges of good looks, which, however, they lost as the party progressed. It has always amazed me - the capacity sociable weekend revelers have of finding almost at once, by a purely empiric but very precise method, a common denominator of drunkenness, to which everybody loyally sticks before descending, all together, to the next level. The rich friendliness of the matrons was marked by tomboyish overtones, while the fixed inward look of amiably tight men was like a sacrilegious parody of pregnancy. Although some of the guests were connected in one way or another with the arts, there was no inspired talk, no wreathed, elbow-propped heads, and of course no flute girls. From some vantage point where she had been sitting in a stranded mermaid pose on the pale carpet with one or two younger fellows, Cynthia, her face varnished with a film of beaming sweat, would creep up on her knees, a proffered plate of nuts in one hand, and crisply tap with the other the athletic leg of Cochran or Corcoran, an art dealer, ensconced, on a pearl-grey sofa, between two flushed, happily disintegrating ladies. At a further stage there would come spurts of more riotous gaiety. Corcoran or Coransky would grab Cynthia or some other wandering woman by the shoulder and lead her into a corner to confront her with a grinning imbroglio of private jokes and rumors, whereupon, with a laugh and a toss of her head, he would break away. And still later there would be flurries of intersexual chumminess, jocular reconciliations, a bare fleshy arm flung around another woman's husband (he standing very upright in the midst of a swaying room), or a sudden rush of flirtatious anger, of clumsy pursuit-and the quiet half smile of Bob Wheeler picking up glasses that grew like mushrooms in the shade of chairs. (\"The Vane Sisters\")”",
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                        "text": "“Time to go,” he says. “I already see this heading somewhere I’m too drunk to go right now. I’ll see you tomorrow night.” I jump up and run and block the window before he can leave. He stops in front of me and folds his arms over his chest. “Stay,” I say. “Please. Just lay in bed with me. We can put pillows between us and I promise not to seduce you since you’re drunk. Just stay for an hour, I don’t want you to go yet.” He immediately turns and heads back to the bed. “Okay,” he says simply. He throws himself onto my bed and pulls the covers out from beneath him. That was easy. ”",
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                        "text": "Ever look at your ex and thought 'Was I drunk during our whole relationship?'",
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                        "text": "Drunk in love beyonce ////// this my shit I love this song",
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                        "text": "I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.",
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                        "text": "Til then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin run way hoe",
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                        "text": "I hate inconsiderate drunk people. So basically I hate all drunk people. Unless I too, am drunk.",
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