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title: "Top Drunk Proverbs"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [There are certain instances where I'll be out and I'll be drunk, and I'll come to work and I'll be shattered.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-winehouse/there-are-certain-instances-where-i-ll-be-out-and-i-ll-be-drunk-and-i/)

[Amy Winehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-winehouse/)

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> [Now I'm drunk as fuck about to pass out, destination you're mother's couch.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hollywood-undead/now-i-m-drunk-as-fuck-about-to-pass-out-destination-you-re-mother-s/)

[Hollywood Undead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hollywood-undead/)

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> [“After a long moment, Laurent said, “I’m going to need some help standing up.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-s-pacat/after-a-long-moment-laurent-said-i-m-going-to-need-some-help-standing/)

[C.S. Pacat](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-s-pacat/)

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> [When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-smith/when-we-started-i-wasn-t-the-singer-i-was-the-drunk-rhythm-guitarist/)

[Robert Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-smith/)

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> [Drunk people run stop signs,high people just wait for it to turn green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author-name/drunk-people-run-stop-signs-high-people-just-wait-for-it-to-turn-green/)

[Author Name](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/author-name/)

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> [Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/dear-future-generations-please-accept-our-apologies-we-were-rolling/)

[Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/)

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> [I've been at Amazon for almost 20 years at this point, so I've obviously drunk the Kool-Aid.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-jassy/i-ve-been-at-amazon-for-almost-20-years-at-this-point-so-i-ve/)

[Andy Jassy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-jassy/)

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> [What's the Use of Getting Sober (When You Gonna Get Drunk Again)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-jordan/what-s-the-use-of-getting-sober-when-you-gonna-get-drunk-again/)

[Louis Jordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-jordan/)

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> [The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ronald-biggs/the-last-thing-i-stole-was-a-box-of-coca-cola-from-a-parked-truck-in/)

[Ronald Biggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ronald-biggs/)

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> [There would never be a way for me to live comfortably with people. Maybe I'd become a monk. I'd pretend to believe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/there-would-never-be-a-way-for-me-to-live-comfortably-with-people-2/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [Get drunk, Austin, have a love affair. It would be a tragedy to die and discover that you hadn't completely used up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-urquhart/get-drunk-austin-have-a-love-affair-it-would-be-a-tragedy-to-die-and/)

[Jane Urquhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-urquhart/)

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> [“He took you by force–yes, he was drunk at the time. It’s not the first time that’s happened to a woman and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-somerset-maugham/he-took-you-by-force-yes-he-was-drunk-at-the-time-it-s-not-the-first/)

[W. Somerset Maugham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-somerset-maugham/)

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> [So what we get drunk,so what we smoke weed, we're just having fun and we don't care who sees. So what we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wiz-khalifa/so-what-we-get-drunk-so-what-we-smoke-weed-we-re-just-having-fun-and/)

[Wiz Khalifa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wiz-khalifa/)

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> [Clubs are so lame. Nobody even dances at these clubs. They stand around and get drunk and they schmooze. There is no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shia-labeouf/clubs-are-so-lame-nobody-even-dances-at-these-clubs-they-stand-around-2/)

[Shia LaBeouf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shia-labeouf/)

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> [I am not so foolish as to murmur, if now, since I have drunk up my wine and beer, I have to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sigrid-undset/i-am-not-so-foolish-as-to-murmur-if-now-since-i-have-drunk-up-my-wine/)

[Sigrid Undset](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sigrid-undset/)

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> [Only the few times I've been to so-called treatment centers, which were a complete waste of money and useless. I didn't know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-eggleston/only-the-few-times-i-ve-been-to-so-called-treatment-centers-which/)

[William Eggleston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-eggleston/)

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> [and now sometimes I'm interviewed, they want to hear about life and literature and I get drunk and hold up my cross-eyed,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/and-now-sometimes-i-m-interviewed-they-want-to-hear-about-life-and/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [There are some people who read too much: the bibliobibuli. I know some who are constantly drunk on books, as other men…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-l-mencken/there-are-some-people-who-read-too-much-the-bibliobibuli-i-know-some/)

[H. L. Mencken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-l-mencken/)

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> [How much more of the mosque, of prayer and fasting? Better go drunk and begging round the taverns. Khayyam, drink wine, for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/omar-khayy-m/how-much-more-of-the-mosque-of-prayer-and-fasting-better-go-drunk-and/)

[Omar Khayyam](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/omar-khayy-m/)

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> [“Fabienne took a deep breath. ‘Listen. I have drunk two glasses of wine, I have not had sex for six weeks, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graeme-simsion/fabienne-took-a-deep-breath-listen-i-have-drunk-two-glasses-of-wine-i/)

[Graeme Simsion](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graeme-simsion/)

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> [Real data is messy. ...It's all very noisy out there. Very hard to spot the tune. Like a piano in the next…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-stoppard/real-data-is-messy-it-s-all-very-noisy-out-there-very-hard-to-spot/)

[Tom Stoppard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-stoppard/)

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> [I'd clash with my dad over other things, you know, like difference of opinion and me getting testosterone, you know what I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-montgomery/i-d-clash-with-my-dad-over-other-things-you-know-like-difference-of/)

[Ryan Montgomery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ryan-montgomery/)

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> [There's a bar on top of a really, really high building and it's very windy outside, so it is swaying back and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superman/there-s-a-bar-on-top-of-a-really-really-high-building-and-it-s-very/)

[SUPERMAN](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/superman/)

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> [“Friendship isn't partying with a group of people to get drunk or chatting with him/her once a week, it's exactly the opposite.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/morgan-tang/friendship-isn-t-partying-with-a-group-of-people-to-get-drunk-or/)

[Morgan Tang](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/morgan-tang/)

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> [I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-ferrell/i-was-so-drunk-i-thought-a-tube-of-toothpaste-was-astronaut-food/)

[Will Ferrell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-ferrell/)

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> [Two most honest people in this world:drunk people and little kids](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/two-most-honest-people-in-this-world-drunk-people-and-little-kids/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-burns/i-don-t-have-a-drinking-problem-i-drink-i-get-drunk-i-fall-down-no/)

[George Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-burns/)

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> [Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gilbert-k-chesterton/most-americans-are-born-drunk-and-really-require-a-little-wine-or/)

[Gilbert K. Chesterton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gilbert-k-chesterton/)

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> [Has anyone ever won an argument with you? (Syd) Just Tee, and I was drunk and wounded at the time. (Joe)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/has-anyone-ever-won-an-argument-with-you-syd-just-tee-and-i-was-drunk/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [“ "I don't know exactly what's wrong with you, but I bet it's hard to pronounce when you're drunk." ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cherie-priest/i-don-t-know-exactly-what-s-wrong-with-you-but-i-bet-it-s-hard-to/)

[Cherie Priest](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cherie-priest/)

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> [I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fiona-apple/i-got-drunk-when-i-was-five-everybody-gets-drunk-before-they-re-21/)

[Fiona Apple](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fiona-apple/)

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> [2 types of people that annoy me: Drunk people, when I'm sober. Sober people, when I'm drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/itsme867/2-types-of-people-that-annoy-me-drunk-people-when-i-m-sober-sober/)

[Itsme867](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/itsme867/)

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> [When you're drunk shake that ass like you know how to dance, Hollywood we're never going down.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hollywood-undead/when-you-re-drunk-shake-that-ass-like-you-know-how-to-dance-hollywood/)

[Hollywood Undead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hollywood-undead/)

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> [“A drunk can't follow a line of reasoning, even if it is a double white line.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-drunk-can-t-follow-a-line-of-reasoning-even-if-it-is-a-double-white/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [The drunk kids, the catholics They're all about the same They're waiting for something Hoping to be saved](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conor-oberst/the-drunk-kids-the-catholics-they-re-all-about-the-same-they-re/)

[Conor Oberst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conor-oberst/)

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> [With wine, poetry, or virtue as you choose. But get drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/with-wine-poetry-or-virtue-as-you-choose-but-get-drunk/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [High as fuck, sloppy drunk when I'm passin' through. Rollin' doobies up, yo ho who we pass 'em to.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wiz-khalifa/high-as-fuck-sloppy-drunk-when-i-m-passin-through-rollin-doobies-up/)

[Wiz Khalifa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wiz-khalifa/)

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> [Let's get drunk together so I can kiss you and blame it on the vodka.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/let-s-get-drunk-together-so-i-can-kiss-you-and-blame-it-on-the-vodka/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Smiling, he handed Landry the bloody aluminum bat Warnick had used. ‘Time to die, old man,’ he said.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/smiling-he-handed-landry-the-bloody-aluminum-bat-warnick-had-used/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

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> [If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dean-martin/if-people-want-to-think-i-get-drunk-and-stay-out-all-night-let-em-2/)

[Dean Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dean-martin/)

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