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title: "Top Drunk Wisdom"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [Human nature is like a drunk peasant. Lift him into the saddle on one side, over he topples on the other side.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-luther/human-nature-is-like-a-drunk-peasant-lift-him-into-the-saddle-on-one/)

[Martin Luther](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martin-luther/)

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> [Ever Looked Back At Your Ex¥ And Asked Yourself- - Was I Drunk In The Entire Relationship ?\_ ;) :-p](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karal/ever-looked-back-at-your-ex-and-asked-yourself-was-i-drunk-in-the/)

[Karal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karal/)

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> [I don't always tweet when I'm drunk, but when I do, it's when I'm visiting my family.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-don-t-always-tweet-when-i-m-drunk-but-when-i-do-it-s-when-i-m/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [An alcoholic is someone you dont like who drinks as much as you do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/an-alcoholic-is-someone-you-dont-like-who-drinks-as-much-as-you-do/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“I have been drunk just twice in my life, and the second time was that afternoon…”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/f-scott-fitzgerald/i-have-been-drunk-just-twice-in-my-life-and-the-second-time-was-that/)

[F. Scott Fitzgerald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/f-scott-fitzgerald/)

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> [I became a Christian before I got sober. So I was a drunk, bulimic Christian.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-lamott/i-became-a-christian-before-i-got-sober-so-i-was-a-drunk-bulimic/)

[Anne Lamott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-lamott/)

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> [The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-garagiola/the-orioles-dick-hall-comes-off-the-mound-like-a-drunk-kangaroo-on/)

[Joe Garagiola](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-garagiola/)

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> [No, officer I'm not drunk! The reason I'm walking like this is because I'm avoiding snipers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/no-officer-i-m-not-drunk-the-reason-i-m-walking-like-this-is-because/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

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> [“Drunk on sports all over again, just like a seven-year old in New Jersey whose mom has just bought him two packs…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-cowlishaw/drunk-on-sports-all-over-again-just-like-a-seven-year-old-in-new/)

[Tim Cowlishaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-cowlishaw/)

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> [Through everything I've gone through- and I've been everywhere, at the top of the world, in jail, hung over drunk - I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-o-brien/through-everything-i-ve-gone-through-and-i-ve-been-everywhere-at-the/)

[Dan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-o-brien/)

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> [Alcoholism, tobacco, drunk driving, these things will always be with us. There's always going to be a certain percentage of any population…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/don-winslow/alcoholism-tobacco-drunk-driving-these-things-will-always-be-with-us/)

[Don Winslow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/don-winslow/)

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> [North Carolina right now is going apeshit in a way no state ever has. Take every crazy, angry idea your drunk, right-wing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/north-carolina-right-now-is-going-apeshit-in-a-way-no-state-ever-has/)

[Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/)

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> [When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-depp/when-kids-hit-one-year-old-it-s-like-hanging-out-with-a-miniature/)

[Johnny Depp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-depp/)

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> [I'm not going to get drunk at a bar. There are younger girls who look up to me. So I do my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashley-greene/i-m-not-going-to-get-drunk-at-a-bar-there-are-younger-girls-who-look/)

[Ashley Greene](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashley-greene/)

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> [These new metal bands are going out, getting drunk and going to strip clubs, and they'll be doing the same in thirty…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/moby/these-new-metal-bands-are-going-out-getting-drunk-and-going-to-strip/)

[Moby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/moby/)

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> [I've always watched actors on the red carpet getting drunk and making idiots of themselves and now I'm happy to join their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ethan-hawke/i-ve-always-watched-actors-on-the-red-carpet-getting-drunk-and-making/)

[Ethan Hawke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ethan-hawke/)

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> [Maybe I’m drunk right now, even though I don’t remember drinking anything. When I’m drunk, I say things without thinking. Drinking numbs…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carlton-mellick-iii/maybe-i-m-drunk-right-now-even-though-i-don-t-remember-drinking/)

[Carlton Mellick III](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carlton-mellick-iii/)

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> [Henry shook his head, 'I was drunk,' he said, trying to sound both ashamed and firm in this belief. He remembered the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anna-godbersen/henry-shook-his-head-i-was-drunk-he-said-trying-to-sound-both-ashamed/)

[Anna Godbersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anna-godbersen/)

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> [Wherever your heart rests There I will live and be blessed I've tried to line up the things I Needed to say…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/walter-dean-myers/wherever-your-heart-rests-there-i-will-live-and-be-blessed-i-ve-tried/)

[Walter Dean Myers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/walter-dean-myers/)

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> [I have actually programmed a fair bit in Perl, like I have C++ code published with my name on it. Other things…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erik-naggum/i-have-actually-programmed-a-fair-bit-in-perl-like-i-have-c-code/)

[Erik Naggum](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erik-naggum/)

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> [One journalist said that everybody in Russia is miserable. Russia is a terrible place. And I'm going to end up miserable and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edward-snowden/one-journalist-said-that-everybody-in-russia-is-miserable-russia-is-a/)

[Edward Snowden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edward-snowden/)

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> [I've been known to turn up drunk at triathlons and do very well. I'm more of a heat-of-the-moment type of guy. A…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-kwanten/i-ve-been-known-to-turn-up-drunk-at-triathlons-and-do-very-well-i-m/)

[Ryan Kwanten](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ryan-kwanten/)

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> [Sometimes I just think depression's one way of coping with the world. Like, some people get drunk, some people do drugs, some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ned-vizzini/sometimes-i-just-think-depression-s-one-way-of-coping-with-the-world-3/)

[Ned Vizzini](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ned-vizzini/)

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> [“there wasn't a stove and we put cans of beans in hot water in the sink to heat them up and we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/there-wasn-t-a-stove-and-we-put-cans-of-beans-in-hot-water-in-the/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [You have played enough; you have eaten and drunk enough. Now it is time for you to depart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/horace/you-have-played-enough-you-have-eaten-and-drunk-enough-now-it-is-time/)

[Horace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/horace/)

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> [Ed Balls is like a drunk trying to drink his way out of alcoholism.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/liam-fox/ed-balls-is-like-a-drunk-trying-to-drink-his-way-out-of-alcoholism/)

[Liam Fox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/liam-fox/)

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> [Glitter nails and curly hair. It's time to get drunk. Curly hair, she don't care.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/glitter-nails-and-curly-hair-it-s-time-to-get-drunk-curly-hair-she/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Her eyes were the color of whiskey and grace. Moments with her always felt like getting drunk on Sundays.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-devine/her-eyes-were-the-color-of-whiskey-and-grace-moments-with-her-always/)

[B. Devine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-devine/)

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> [And we used to do a lot of drugs and get very drunk on very cheap wine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/santiago-durango/and-we-used-to-do-a-lot-of-drugs-and-get-very-drunk-on-very-cheap-wine/)

[Santiago Durango](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/santiago-durango/)

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> [It amused me to think that one can tell the truth when one is drunk and nobody will believe it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/francoise-sagan/it-amused-me-to-think-that-one-can-tell-the-truth-when-one-is-drunk/)

[Francoise Sagan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/francoise-sagan/)

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> [Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/sage-advice-if-you-re-drunk-stay-away-from-the-phone-you-can-t-get/)

[Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/)

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> [“I went on a road trip with my cat, Cap’n. I would have let him drive, but he was drunk.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-went-on-a-road-trip-with-my-cat-cap-n-i-would-have-let-him-drive/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“Remember. Observe, assess and act. No hesitation. No remorse.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/remember-observe-assess-and-act-no-hesitation-no-remorse/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

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> [“I’m so happy Sazed included me in his little book so that drunk people can curse by my name.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandon-sanderson/i-m-so-happy-sazed-included-me-in-his-little-book-so-that-drunk/)

[Brandon Sanderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandon-sanderson/)

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> [“Art moves them and they don't know what they've been moved by and they get quite drunk on it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-r-r-tolkien/art-moves-them-and-they-don-t-know-what-they-ve-been-moved-by-and/)

[J.R.R. Tolkien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-r-r-tolkien/)

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> [I'd go and get really drunk somewhere ... in the street. Pass out somewhere and sleep in the gutter.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-pattinson/i-d-go-and-get-really-drunk-somewhere-in-the-street-pass-out/)

[Robert Pattinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-pattinson/)

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> [Written kisses don't reach their destination, rather they are drunk on the way by the ghosts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/franz-kafka/written-kisses-don-t-reach-their-destination-rather-they-are-drunk-on/)

[Franz Kafka](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/franz-kafka/)

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> [Touring with Iggy Pop was something to do. It was good fun. I got drunk a lot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-bowie/touring-with-iggy-pop-was-something-to-do-it-was-good-fun-i-got-drunk/)

[David Bowie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-bowie/)

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> [“I’m sorry, what did you say? I’m not fluent in stupid drunk slut”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christine-zolendz/i-m-sorry-what-did-you-say-i-m-not-fluent-in-stupid-drunk-slut/)

[Christine Zolendz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christine-zolendz/)

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> [Trusting the government with money creation is like trusting a drunk with a whiskey factory.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-casey/trusting-the-government-with-money-creation-is-like-trusting-a-drunk/)

[Doug Casey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-casey/)

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