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title: "Top Drunk Thoughts"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [There seems to be a peculiar and particular tie between men who have been drunk together.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-thomas-ellis/there-seems-to-be-a-peculiar-and-particular-tie-between-men-who-have/)

[Alice Thomas Ellis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-thomas-ellis/)

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> [ “Neely O'Hara: \[drunk in a bar\] Who's stoned? I am merely traveling incognito.” ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jacqueline-susann/neely-o-hara-drunk-in-a-bar-who-s-stoned-i-am-merely-traveling/)

[Jacqueline Susann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jacqueline-susann/)

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> [I didn't start MADD to deal with alcohol. I started MADD to deal with the issue of drunk driving.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/candy-lightner/i-didn-t-start-madd-to-deal-with-alcohol-i-started-madd-to-deal-with/)

[Candy Lightner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/candy-lightner/)

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> [“What is said when drunk has been thought out beforehand.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/what-is-said-when-drunk-has-been-thought-out-beforehand/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Life is short so live it havin fun and not waste it bein drunk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author-name/life-is-short-so-live-it-havin-fun-and-not-waste-it-bein-drunk/)

Author Name

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> [Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aziz-ansari/do-it-under-the-influence-yourself-that-s-what-we-re-shooting-for-get/)

[Aziz Ansari](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aziz-ansari/)

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> [I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adrian-rogers/i-feel-sorry-for-people-who-do-not-have-a-bible-to-lean-on/)

[Adrian Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adrian-rogers/)

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> [“I’m very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening’s over.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaretta-mitchell/i-m-very-drunk-and-i-intend-on-getting-still-drunker-before-this/)

Margaretta Mitchell

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> [You okay?" Anton asks, looking at me like he's trying to figure out if I'm drunk. His plans depend on me. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/holly-black/you-okay-anton-asks-looking-at-me-like-he-s-trying-to-figure-out-if-i/)

[Holly Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/holly-black/)

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> ["Mr. Churchill you're drunk!" Mr. Churchill: "And you, Lady Astor, are ugly. As for my condition, it will pass by the morning.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-churchill/mr-churchill-you-re-drunk-mr-churchill-and-you-lady-astor-are-ugly-as/)

[Winston Churchill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-churchill/)

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> [People kept reminding me. They were like, What was I doing on my 21st birthday? I was in Vegas getting drunk. You're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/isa-briones/people-kept-reminding-me-they-were-like-what-was-i-doing-on-my-21st/)

[Isa Briones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/isa-briones/)

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> [ “\[Ella\] “Again, I ask, whose side are you on?” \[Lola\] “The side that has the least Dorito-flavored vomit on the floor after… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dakota-cassidy/ella-again-i-ask-whose-side-are-you-on-lola-the-side-that-has-the/)

[Dakota Cassidy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dakota-cassidy/)

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> [“She’s the kind of person who makes you feel drunk just by being around her, like suddenly the world’s edges are dulled…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-oliver/she-s-the-kind-of-person-who-makes-you-feel-drunk-just-by-being/)

[Lauren Oliver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-oliver/)

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> [And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-handy/and-after-you-re-real-drunk-maybe-go-down-to-the-public-park-and/)

[Jack Handy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-handy/)

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> [So as not to feel the horrible burden of time that breaks your back and bends you to the earth, be endlessly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-baudelaire/so-as-not-to-feel-the-horrible-burden-of-time-that-breaks-your-back/)

[Charles Baudelaire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-baudelaire/)

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> [Fun drunks make a nice addition to any party. Not looking to fight. Not looking to score. Just looking to get drunk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-asher/fun-drunks-make-a-nice-addition-to-any-party-not-looking-to-fight-not/)

[Jay Asher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-asher/)

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> [“You know, it's hard work to write a book. I can't tell you how many times I really get going on an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/you-know-it-s-hard-work-to-write-a-book-i-can-t-tell-you-how-many-2/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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> [Oh you, unceasing sun, to me Your particles communicate The luminous essence of God, Are you our God? I do not know.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/oh-you-unceasing-sun-to-me-your-particles-communicate-the-luminous/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [London, black as crows and noisy as ducks, prudish with all the vices in evidence, everlastingly drunk, in spite of ridiculous laws…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-verlaine/london-black-as-crows-and-noisy-as-ducks-prudish-with-all-the-vices/)

[Paul Verlaine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-verlaine/)

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> [If any man has drunk a little too deeply from the cup of physical pleasure; if he has spent too much time…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-anthelme-brillat-savarin/if-any-man-has-drunk-a-little-too-deeply-from-the-cup-of-physical/)

[Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-anthelme-brillat-savarin/)

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> [It is not merely our own desire but the desire of Christ in His Spirit that drives us to grow in love.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-merton/it-is-not-merely-our-own-desire-but-the-desire-of-christ-in-his/)

[Thomas Merton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-merton/)

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> [Consider the death of Princess Diana. This accident involved an English citizen, with an Egyptian boyfriend, crashed in a French tunnel, driving…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-riebling/consider-the-death-of-princess-diana-this-accident-involved-an/)

Mark Riebling

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> [I know all about violence and physical abuse because my first husband used to beat me severely when he got drunk. Once,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clare-boothe-luce/i-know-all-about-violence-and-physical-abuse-because-my-first-husband/)

[Clare Boothe Luce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clare-boothe-luce/)

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> [Anthony raised his red plastic cup to me and shouted something, but it was too hard to hear over the music. “What?”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/becca-fitzpatrick/anthony-raised-his-red-plastic-cup-to-me-and-shouted-something-but-it/)

[Becca Fitzpatrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/becca-fitzpatrick/)

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> [When I leave home, its always on my both feet, but I get back on both knees and hands, and thats on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aruho-marwin-machiaveli/when-i-leave-home-its-always-on-my-both-feet-but-i-get-back-on-both/)

Aruho Marwin Machiaveli

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> [“98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/98-of-the-things-said-by-a-drunk-man-are-true-98-of-those-said-by-a/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [I like my wine and vodka, but that doesn't mean I fall about drunk. I know my limits.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ridley-scott/i-like-my-wine-and-vodka-but-that-doesn-t-mean-i-fall-about-drunk-i/)

[Ridley Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ridley-scott/)

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> [I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gertrude-stein/i-was-somewhat-drunk-with-what-i-had-done-and-i-am-always-one-to/)

[Gertrude Stein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gertrude-stein/)

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> [Yo! Party at Cindy's house! Drunk white women for everybody! -Shorty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/yo-party-at-cindy-s-house-drunk-white-women-for-everybody-shorty/)

Scary Movie

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> [You'd think when you saw my old MTV stuff that I was always drunk and high and all that stuff. I wasn't.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-shore/you-d-think-when-you-saw-my-old-mtv-stuff-that-i-was-always-drunk-and/)

[Pauly Shore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-shore/)

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> [“Nothing spells trouble like two drunk cowboys with a rocket launcher.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-j-box/nothing-spells-trouble-like-two-drunk-cowboys-with-a-rocket-launcher/)

[C.J. Box](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-j-box/)

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> [Do not pay attention to the haters; they're drunk on Haterade.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/do-not-pay-attention-to-the-haters-they-re-drunk-on-haterade/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [You're not DRUNK until u have to grab onto the grass to keep u from falling off the earth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joke-guys/you-re-not-drunk-until-u-have-to-grab-onto-the-grass-to-keep-u-from/)

Joke Guys

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> [Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah,I drunk me a river since you tore me apart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-waits/well-i-got-a-bad-liver-and-broken-heart-yeah-i-drunk-me-a-river-since/)

[Tom Waits](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-waits/)

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> [A school without grades must have been concocted by someone who was drunk on non-alcoholic wine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karl-kraus/a-school-without-grades-must-have-been-concocted-by-someone-who-was/)

[Karl Kraus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karl-kraus/)

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> [Debut: the first time a young girl is seen drunk in public.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/f-scott-fitzgerald/debut-the-first-time-a-young-girl-is-seen-drunk-in-public/)

[F. Scott Fitzgerald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/f-scott-fitzgerald/)

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> [If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-haig/if-getting-drunk-was-how-people-forgot-they-were-mortal-then/)

[Matt Haig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matt-haig/)

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> [“If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brooke-bida/if-you-love-someone-set-them-free-if-they-don-t-come-back-text-them/)

[Brooke Bida](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brooke-bida/)

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> [There are only two types of people that tell the truth, the drunk and the angry!..](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/there-are-only-two-types-of-people-that-tell-the-truth-the-drunk-and/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Getting stopped for drunk driving in those days might mean that your entire career was over then. Not today.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-goddard/getting-stopped-for-drunk-driving-in-those-days-might-mean-that-your/)

[Mark Goddard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-goddard/)

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