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title: "Top Drunk Lines"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [I bowled for two years in college, because I was drunk and needed shoes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kathleen-madigan/i-bowled-for-two-years-in-college-because-i-was-drunk-and-needed-shoes/)

[Kathleen Madigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kathleen-madigan/)

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> [Never trust a man when he's in love, drunk, or running for office.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shirley-maclaine/never-trust-a-man-when-he-s-in-love-drunk-or-running-for-office/)

[Shirley MacLaine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shirley-maclaine/)

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> [“it always falls on the sober to pay for the sins of the drunk.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/khaled-hosseini/it-always-falls-on-the-sober-to-pay-for-the-sins-of-the-drunk/)

[Khaled Hosseini](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/khaled-hosseini/)

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> [Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-mccartney/trumpets-are-a-bit-more-adventurous-they-re-drunk-trumpeters-are/)

[Paul McCartney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-mccartney/)

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> [Since when has being drunk been an excuse? Man up and take responsibility for your actions.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/since-when-has-being-drunk-been-an-excuse-man-up-and-take/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [You punks better back up. I dont need no back up. You get high drunk then you cowards wanna act up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lil-wyte/you-punks-better-back-up-i-dont-need-no-back-up-you-get-high-drunk/)

[Lil Wyte](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lil-wyte/)

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> [Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-tecumseh-sherman/grant-stood-by-me-when-i-was-crazy-and-i-stood-by-him-when-he-was/)

[William Tecumseh Sherman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-tecumseh-sherman/)

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> [“more money than the crooks at Enron and less taste than a drunk after a bottle of tequila”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maria-lima/more-money-than-the-crooks-at-enron-and-less-taste-than-a-drunk-after/)

Maria Lima

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> [If the wine drinker has a deep gentleness in him, he will show that when drunk. But if he has hidden anger…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-the-wine-drinker-has-a-deep-gentleness-in-him-he-will-show-that/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Must've been some lay for her to be so bent out of shape over it." "I couldn't say," he muttered. "I don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sylvia-day/must-ve-been-some-lay-for-her-to-be-so-bent-out-of-shape-over-it-i/)

[Sylvia Day](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sylvia-day/)

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> [“I might not have behaved the way I did. I might not have gotten drunk every night, slept around, done drugs, woken…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-haynes/i-might-not-have-behaved-the-way-i-did-i-might-not-have-gotten-drunk/)

[Elizabeth Haynes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-haynes/)

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> [These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in a room…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/these-days-teachers-have-it-rough-kids-can-be-hyperactive-disobedient/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

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> [The good show is not about people fighting or getting drunk or throwing up on each other, or hating each other -…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cat-deeley/the-good-show-is-not-about-people-fighting-or-getting-drunk-or/)

[Cat Deeley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cat-deeley/)

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> [I was carrying a drunk college student, at about 2:00 am, when I ran over a small tree branch on the surface.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wiley-hollingsworth-144-nw-stadium-way-pullman-wa-99163/i-was-carrying-a-drunk-college-student-at-about-2-00-am-when-i-ran/)

Wiley Hollingsworth 144 Nw Stadium Way Pullman Wa 99163

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> [I was in bar about 15 years ago, a relationship had ended badly, I was very drunk and I thought I would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/moby/i-was-in-bar-about-15-years-ago-a-relationship-had-ended-badly-i-was/)

[Moby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/moby/)

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> [Writing a novel is like driving a car at night. Sometimes you run over a drunk who's lain down and fallen asleep…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-l-doctorow/writing-a-novel-is-like-driving-a-car-at-night-sometimes-you-run-over/)

[E. L. Doctorow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/e-l-doctorow/)

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> [Some men develop their own singularity. Football makes men conform to stereotypes: the warrior or the hunter. Football produces a certain kind…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/orlan/some-men-develop-their-own-singularity-football-makes-men-conform-to/)

[Orlan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/orlan/)

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> [From what I see, nowadays punk and anarchy are still connected with "fast loud music by smelly drunk chaos-people" and, yes, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/g-w-sok/from-what-i-see-nowadays-punk-and-anarchy-are-still-connected-with/)

[G.W. Sok](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/g-w-sok/)

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> [As kings are begotten and born like other men, it is to be presumed that they are of the human species; and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lord-chesterfield/as-kings-are-begotten-and-born-like-other-men-it-is-to-be-presumed/)

[Lord Chesterfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lord-chesterfield/)

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> [Catherine" she paused. I waited, tapping my finger on my desk. Then she spoke words that had me almost falling out of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeaniene-frost/catherine-she-paused-i-waited-tapping-my-finger-on-my-desk-then-she/)

[Jeaniene Frost](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeaniene-frost/)

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> [... people are growing up in the slack flicker of a pale light which lacks the concentrated burn of a candle flame…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adrienne-rich/people-are-growing-up-in-the-slack-flicker-of-a-pale-light-which/)

[Adrienne Rich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adrienne-rich/)

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> [In the Children's Zoo, Enrichment meant presenting the goats with a trash can smeared with peanut butter or dangling keys at the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-dolnick/in-the-children-s-zoo-enrichment-meant-presenting-the-goats-with-a/)

[Ben Dolnick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ben-dolnick/)

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> [“I know it’s early in the party--the huge wine bottle’s still almost full, and the night is young--but I’m impressed at how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-henderson/i-know-it-s-early-in-the-party-the-huge-wine-bottle-s-still-almost/)

[Lauren Henderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-henderson/)

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> [You can never have too much sky . You can fall asleep and wake up drunk on sky, and sky can keep…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sandra-cisneros/you-can-never-have-too-much-sky-you-can-fall-asleep-and-wake-up-drunk/)

[Sandra Cisneros](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sandra-cisneros/)

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> [The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them underfoot made us feel almost drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jacqueline-du-pre/the-intense-perfumes-of-the-wild-herbs-as-we-trod-them-underfoot-made/)

Jacqueline du Pre

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> [Yeah, she was hitting me hard. She was drunk and she was hitting me hard.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-gest/yeah-she-was-hitting-me-hard-she-was-drunk-and-she-was-hitting-me-hard/)

[David Gest](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-gest/)

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> [I'm brighter when I'm not drunk; when I'm drunk, I lose part of my IQ.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gaspar-noe/i-m-brighter-when-i-m-not-drunk-when-i-m-drunk-i-lose-part-of-my-iq/)

[Gaspar Noe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gaspar-noe/)

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> [Getting drunk is another way of saying you gave up on life](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/courtney-hayward/getting-drunk-is-another-way-of-saying-you-gave-up-on-life/)

[Courtney Hayward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/courtney-hayward/)

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> [I was soooo drunk bro! - me using drunkenness to hide the fact that I like to bang fat chicks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-was-soooo-drunk-bro-me-using-drunkenness-to-hide-the-fact-that-i/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [You don't hear about me being at parties, going out and gettin' drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-payton/you-don-t-hear-about-me-being-at-parties-going-out-and-gettin-drunk/)

[Gary Payton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-payton/)

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> [It's Friday. A Girl Can Go To The Bar With R0.00. She Will Come Back Drunk And Having More Than R100.00](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sabelo-lan-mashabela/it-s-friday-a-girl-can-go-to-the-bar-with-r0-00-she-will-come-back/)

[Sabelo Lan Mashabela](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sabelo-lan-mashabela/)

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> [“I felt drunk on Chase and high on summertime. Why did that sound just like a country song?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-l-weil/i-felt-drunk-on-chase-and-high-on-summertime-why-did-that-sound-just/)

[J.L. Weil](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-l-weil/)

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> [Usually I have drunk fans and racist fans yelling horrible things out at me as I'm walking to the cage.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/belal-muhammad/usually-i-have-drunk-fans-and-racist-fans-yelling-horrible-things-out/)

[Belal Muhammad](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/belal-muhammad/)

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> [“I heard them tearing at it. It was the sound of mortality.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/i-heard-them-tearing-at-it-it-was-the-sound-of-mortality/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

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> [Being sober while adults are drunk is probably the closest thing to hell on earth.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/being-sober-while-adults-are-drunk-is-probably-the-closest-thing-to/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“I’m the king with no subjects The vain man with no crowd The drunk twat who’s always so fucking loud”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-j-shen/i-m-the-king-with-no-subjects-the-vain-man-with-no-crowd-the-drunk/)

[L.J. Shen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-j-shen/)

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> [Hate when I get drunk at a bar and hot chicks waste the opportunity to take sexual advantage of me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/hate-when-i-get-drunk-at-a-bar-and-hot-chicks-waste-the-opportunity/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

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> [That awkward moment when I'm really drunk and you're still ugly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/that-awkward-moment-when-i-m-really-drunk-and-you-re-still-ugly/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [While he was drunk asleep, or in his rage, or in the incestuous pleasure of his bed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/while-he-was-drunk-asleep-or-in-his-rage-or-in-the-incestuous/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-harris/i-don-t-drink-because-i-have-problems-or-i-want-to-escape-i-just-love/)

[Richard Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-harris/)

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                        "text": "“I know it’s early in the party--the huge wine bottle’s still almost full, and the night is young--but I’m impressed at how good everyone looks. And sober. No one’s pink-faced and stumbling, no one’s slurring their words. The groups of people are all mixed. It’s not like the London parties I’ve been to, with boys at one end of the room getting drunk enough to build up the courage to talk to the girls, who are at the other end giggling and pretending to ignore them. This is impressively grown up. And Luca was bang-on in his assessment of me. I’m standing here alone, no one coming to talk to me. I think I look pretty nice: I did myself up in my best makeup, dark smoky eyes and red lipstick. I wish I could wear white, like Kendra, who looks amazing in it, but I’m a little too body-conscious for that. Kendra has an athlete’s body, and I don’t. I’m okay with not being really thin, but I’d feel like a great white whale if I wore a white outfit. Is it a whale? I wonder. Or a shark? I shrug. These are the kind of questions you find yourself pondering when you’re at a fantastic party, all your girlfriends have been snapped up on sight, and you’re busy propping up the drinks table with your bum because no one wants to talk to you.”",
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                        "text": "You can never have too much sky . You can fall asleep and wake up drunk on sky, and sky can keep you safe when you are sad. Here there is too much sadness and not enough sky. Butterflies too are few and so are flowers and most things that are beautiful. Still, we take what we can get and make the best of it.",
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