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title: "Top Drunk Quotations"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brendan-behan/to-get-enough-to-eat-was-regarded-as-an-achievement-to-get-drunk-was/)

[Brendan Behan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brendan-behan/)

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> [A good friend is someone who gets ya drunk and then walks ya home afterwards.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-monroe/a-good-friend-is-someone-who-gets-ya-drunk-and-then-walks-ya-home/)

[Michael Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-monroe/)

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> [Play the Piano Drunk Like a Percussion Instrument Until the Fingers Begin to Bleed a Bit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/play-the-piano-drunk-like-a-percussion-instrument-until-the-fingers/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dean-martin/you-re-not-drunk-if-you-can-lie-on-the-floor-without-holding-on/)

[Dean Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dean-martin/)

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> [Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jersey-shore/deena-you-were-so-drunk-that-you-fell-don-t-give-anybody-advice-about/)

[Jersey Shore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jersey-shore/)

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> [“She smiled at him like a freshman invited to the senior prom. It made my blood boil.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/she-smiled-at-him-like-a-freshman-invited-to-the-senior-prom-it-made/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

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> [Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shmuel-yosef-agnon/not-every-man-remembers-the-name-of-the-cow-which-supplied-him-with/)

[Shmuel Yosef Agnon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shmuel-yosef-agnon/)

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> [If I had listened to the critics I'd have died drunk in the gutter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anton-chekhov/if-i-had-listened-to-the-critics-i-d-have-died-drunk-in-the-gutter/)

[Anton Chekhov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anton-chekhov/)

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> [“We’re drunk,” she informs me, “and drunk people have crazy,sporadic thoughts.” “Very true,” I agree. “Sometimes when I’m drunk, I think that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tarryn-fisher/we-re-drunk-she-informs-me-and-drunk-people-have-crazy-sporadic/)

[Tarryn Fisher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tarryn-fisher/)

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> [“Well, I've kept you waiting long enough," he said, peering at me from that distance which drinking adds between people and which,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-bradbury/well-i-ve-kept-you-waiting-long-enough-he-said-peering-at-me-from/)

[Ray Bradbury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-bradbury/)

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> [You have to take pains in a memoir not to hang on the reader's arm, like a drunk, and say, 'And then…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/annie-dillard/you-have-to-take-pains-in-a-memoir-not-to-hang-on-the-reader-s-arm/)

[Annie Dillard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/annie-dillard/)

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> [Don't think I'm talking nonsense because I'm drunk. I'm not a bit drunk. Brandy's all very well, but I need two bottles…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fyodor-dostoevsky/don-t-think-i-m-talking-nonsense-because-i-m-drunk-i-m-not-a-bit/)

[Fyodor Dostoevsky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fyodor-dostoevsky/)

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> [She wants to drink that man too, and then she can forget forever the cheap wine that you gulp down and that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paulo-coelho/she-wants-to-drink-that-man-too-and-then-she-can-forget-forever-the/)

[Paulo Coelho](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paulo-coelho/)

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> [People in England who do not like gardening are very few, and of the few there are, many do not own to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-m-delafield/people-in-england-who-do-not-like-gardening-are-very-few-and-of-the/)

[E. M. Delafield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/e-m-delafield/)

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> [“On the way down the hill we walked three abreast in the cobblestone street, drunk and laughing and talking like men who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/on-the-way-down-the-hill-we-walked-three-abreast-in-the-cobblestone/)

[Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/)

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> [I used to lay drunk in alleys and I probably will again.Bukowski, who is he? I read about Bukowski and it doesn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/i-used-to-lay-drunk-in-alleys-and-i-probably-will-again-bukowski-who/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [So, before leading my troops into battle, we would get drunk and drugged up, sacrifice a local teenager, drink their blood, then…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/general-butt-naked/so-before-leading-my-troops-into-battle-we-would-get-drunk-and/)

[General Butt Naked](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/general-butt-naked/)

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> [The big story now is that President Bush is coming under attack for his service in the National Guard. The White House…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-big-story-now-is-that-president-bush-is-coming-under-attack-for/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

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> [“The wildly drunk man from the cabin next door to ours is in front of me in the crowd. He's so drunk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tina-fey/the-wildly-drunk-man-from-the-cabin-next-door-to-ours-is-in-front-of/)

[Tina Fey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tina-fey/)

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> [Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/country-music-is-about-new-love-and-it-s-about-old-love-it-s-about/)

[Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/)

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> [Looking good kept me out of trouble. When I worked for Michael Alig, everybody was overdoing partying. It would take me so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amanda-lepore/looking-good-kept-me-out-of-trouble-when-i-worked-for-michael-alig/)

[Amanda Lepore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amanda-lepore/)

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> [To hell with the truth! As the history of the world proves, the truth has no bearing on anything. It's irrelevant and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eugene-o-neill/to-hell-with-the-truth-as-the-history-of-the-world-proves-the-truth/)

[Eugene O'Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eugene-o-neill/)

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> [It is customary for columnists to complain about the excesses of Premiership footballers, whenever - as happens regularly - there is an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matthew-engel/it-is-customary-for-columnists-to-complain-about-the-excesses-of/)

[Matthew Engel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matthew-engel/)

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> [Many spiritual people are involved in a radical denial of what is happening. They want to transcend it, get rid of it,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adyashanti/many-spiritual-people-are-involved-in-a-radical-denial-of-what-is/)

[Adyashanti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adyashanti/)

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> [It's two a.m. and I'm drunk again, and it's heavy on my mind. I could never love again, so much as I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-matthews-band/it-s-two-a-m-and-i-m-drunk-again-and-it-s-heavy-on-my-mind-i-could/)

[Dave Matthews Band](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-matthews-band/)

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> [What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-adams/what-s-so-unpleasant-about-being-drunk-ask-a-glass-of-water/)

[Douglas Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-adams/)

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> [There's a communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-k-fisher/there-s-a-communion-of-more-than-our-bodies-when-bread-is-broken-and/)

[M. F. K. Fisher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-k-fisher/)

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> [Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ambrose-bierce/bacchus-n-a-convenient-deity-invented-by-the-ancients-as-an-excuse/)

[Ambrose Bierce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ambrose-bierce/)

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> [Being drunk - 10 points Being in Liverpool - minus 20 points.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/being-drunk-10-points-being-in-liverpool-minus-20-points/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Kids make the best audiences. They're like drunk people - they don't mind telling you exactly what they think.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-horne/kids-make-the-best-audiences-they-re-like-drunk-people-they-don-t/)

[Alex Horne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-horne/)

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> [I wasn't that drunk Dude you threw my hamster at me saying](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-wasn-t-that-drunk-dude-you-threw-my-hamster-at-me-saying/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Indeed, these are not drunk, as you suppose, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/acts-2-15/indeed-these-are-not-drunk-as-you-suppose-for-it-is-only-nine-o-clock/)

[Acts 2:15](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/acts-2-15/)

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> [I know some who are constantly drunk on books as other men are drunk on whiskey.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-know-some-who-are-constantly-drunk-on-books-as-other-men-are-drunk/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I used to get drunk in venues after my shows and sign the walls "Ed was here." So if you see that,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ed-sheeran/i-used-to-get-drunk-in-venues-after-my-shows-and-sign-the-walls-ed/)

[Ed Sheeran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ed-sheeran/)

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> [Yo' bitch chose to roam in the Spitta zone, now you drunk watching E.T. wishing she phone home.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/yo-bitch-chose-to-roam-in-the-spitta-zone-now-you-drunk-watching-e-t/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [The problem wiv some blokes is that wen they ain't drunk, they're sober.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-butler-yeats/the-problem-wiv-some-blokes-is-that-wen-they-ain-t-drunk-they-re-sober/)

[William Butler Yeats](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-butler-yeats/)

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> [The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-butler-yeats/the-worst-thing-about-some-men-is-that-when-they-are-not-drunk-they/)

[William Butler Yeats](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-butler-yeats/)

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> [Gettin drunk, high on dat mary jane pussy in the mouth now make it rain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dyllan/gettin-drunk-high-on-dat-mary-jane-pussy-in-the-mouth-now-make-it-rain/)

[Dyllan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dyllan/)

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> [Alcohol make you drunk, man. It don't make you meditate, it just make you drunk. Herb is more a consciousness.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-marley/alcohol-make-you-drunk-man-it-don-t-make-you-meditate-it-just-make/)

[Bob Marley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-marley/)

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> [I have drunk ale from the Country of the Young / And weep because I know all things now.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-butler-yeats/i-have-drunk-ale-from-the-country-of-the-young-and-weep-because-i/)

[William Butler Yeats](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-butler-yeats/)

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                        "text": "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?\" \"Ask a glass of water!",
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                        "text": "Being drunk - 10 points Being in Liverpool - minus 20 points.",
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                        "text": "I wasn't that drunk Dude you threw my hamster at me saying",
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