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title: "Top Drunk Sayings"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [We call it drunk philosophy. You have a few beers and you become a lot smarter.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kenny-chesney/we-call-it-drunk-philosophy-you-have-a-few-beers-and-you-become-a-lot/)

[Kenny Chesney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kenny-chesney/)

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> [Do you find it easy to get drunk on words?" "So easy that, to tell you the truth, I am seldom perfectly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dorothy-l-sayers/do-you-find-it-easy-to-get-drunk-on-words-so-easy-that-to-tell-you/)

[Dorothy L. Sayers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dorothy-l-sayers/)

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> [Taking advantage of someone whilst they're drunk is completely wrong and frankly, just disgusting.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/taking-advantage-of-someone-whilst-they-re-drunk-is-completely-wrong/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Muscat is like a mind-altering drug. A stroll in its streets is like getting drunk for the first time”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-sheridan/muscat-is-like-a-mind-altering-drug-a-stroll-in-its-streets-is-like/)

[Sara Sheridan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-sheridan/)

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> [He made her drunk, this man made her drunk; and every time his eyes flashed into hers she could not breathe.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristin-cashore/he-made-her-drunk-this-man-made-her-drunk-and-every-time-his-eyes/)

[Kristin Cashore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristin-cashore/)

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> [You know how sometimes when you're drunk you say something you sort of regret... to Ace Frehley?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eugene-mirman/you-know-how-sometimes-when-you-re-drunk-you-say-something-you-sort/)

[Eugene Mirman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eugene-mirman/)

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> [“Fuck. I know we’re both pretty liquored up but neither one of us is drunk enough for this conversation.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joanne-mcclean/fuck-i-know-we-re-both-pretty-liquored-up-but-neither-one-of-us-is/)

[Joanne McClean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joanne-mcclean/)

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> [I'm too drunk to light the bong. I'm too stoned to write this song.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-nowell/i-m-too-drunk-to-light-the-bong-i-m-too-stoned-to-write-this-song/)

[Brad Nowell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-nowell/)

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> [If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go "What happens if you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/if-there-was-a-pill-that-allowed-you-to-drink-and-not-get-drunk-an/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [You cannot prevent a man getting drunk if he wishes to do so, but when he becomes a nuisance, then you interfere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jiddu-krishnamurti/you-cannot-prevent-a-man-getting-drunk-if-he-wishes-to-do-so-but-when/)

[Jiddu Krishnamurti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jiddu-krishnamurti/)

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> [Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/anybody-can-be-a-non-drunk-it-takes-a-special-talent-to-be-a-drunk-it/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [The man that gets drunk is little else than a fool, And is in the habit, no doubt, of advocating for Home…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-topaz-mcgonagall/the-man-that-gets-drunk-is-little-else-than-a-fool-and-is-in-the/)

[William Topaz McGonagall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-topaz-mcgonagall/)

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> [No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months!…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/agatha-christie/no-my-friend-i-am-not-drunk-i-have-just-been-to-the-dentist-and-need/)

[Agatha Christie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/agatha-christie/)

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> [It seems that whatever we do is somehow beyond reproach - murder, rape, drunk driving - as long as we go on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-stoltz/it-seems-that-whatever-we-do-is-somehow-beyond-reproach-murder-rape/)

[Eric Stoltz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-stoltz/)

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> [It is now conceded that all idea of British intervention is at an end... I want to hug the army of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-adams/it-is-now-conceded-that-all-idea-of-british-intervention-is-at-an-end/)

[Henry Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-adams/)

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> [I've never drunk coffee. I'm convinced it has something to do with why my skin is good. I have either mint, green…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/saffron-aldridge/i-ve-never-drunk-coffee-i-m-convinced-it-has-something-to-do-with-why/)

[Saffron Aldridge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/saffron-aldridge/)

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> [But there's no joy at all, people say "Oh well he's drunk and happy let him sleep it off"--The poor drunkard is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-kerouac/but-there-s-no-joy-at-all-people-say-oh-well-he-s-drunk-and-happy-let/)

[Jack Kerouac](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-kerouac/)

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> [“(Nicholas)"Am I dead?" An odd question, but then she rememberd her mourning attire. "No sir, you are not." He relaxed a moment,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donna-macmeans/nicholas-am-i-dead-an-odd-question-but-then-she-rememberd-her/)

[Donna MacMeans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donna-macmeans/)

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> [I'm too drunk to recall much of what I've said. Which, come to think of it, is probably just as well, judging…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-too-drunk-to-recall-much-of-what-i-ve-said-which-come-to-think-of/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Well, make up your mind. I don’t have all night.” Fidelia set her beer on the porch and removed a set of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerrelyn-sparks/well-make-up-your-mind-i-don-t-have-all-night-fidelia-set-her-beer-on/)

[Kerrelyn Sparks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerrelyn-sparks/)

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> [“Thank god for Vegas. Seriously. A lobotomy wasn’t as effective as a weekend three hours of Red Bull away (from LA, not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-heron/thank-god-for-vegas-seriously-a-lobotomy-wasn-t-as-effective-as-a/)

[Christy Heron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christy-heron/)

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> [What is more insane than to be partakers of the Sacraments of the Lord and not partakers of the words of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/saint-augustine/what-is-more-insane-than-to-be-partakers-of-the-sacraments-of-the/)

[Saint Augustine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/saint-augustine/)

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> [ \[Dona Maria\] saw that the people of this world moved about in an armor of egotism, drunk with self-gazing, athirst for compliments,… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thornton-wilder/dona-maria-saw-that-the-people-of-this-world-moved-about-in-an-armor/)

[Thornton Wilder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thornton-wilder/)

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> [Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then altogether, then inarticulate,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lord-byron/like-other-parties-of-the-kind-it-was-first-silent-then-talky-then/)

[Lord Byron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lord-byron/)

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> [“His eyes were like two wafers of slate, grey and lifeless.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/his-eyes-were-like-two-wafers-of-slate-grey-and-lifeless/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

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> [Half-drunk on well-creamed gas station coffee and the exhilarating loneliness of a freeway in nighttime...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/half-drunk-on-well-creamed-gas-station-coffee-and-the-exhilarating/)

[John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/)

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> [Youre not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/youre-not-drunk-if-you-can-lie-on-the-floor-without-holding-on/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [People are disappointed if you're not entertaining and to be entertaining often means to be drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matthew-brannon/people-are-disappointed-if-you-re-not-entertaining-and-to-be/)

[Matthew Brannon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matthew-brannon/)

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> [So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who's drunk come up and tell you you're great.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-derringer/so-after-awhile-you-can-only-get-so-much-happiness-from-a-guy-who-s/)

[Rick Derringer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-derringer/)

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> [My partner on a pill, my other partner drunk, rollin a lot I'm trying to get fucked up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/waka-flocka-flame/my-partner-on-a-pill-my-other-partner-drunk-rollin-a-lot-i-m-trying/)

[Waka Flocka Flame](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/waka-flocka-flame/)

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> [I was so drunk the whole time that I took bottles for girls and girls for bottles.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anton-chekhov/i-was-so-drunk-the-whole-time-that-i-took-bottles-for-girls-and-girls/)

[Anton Chekhov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anton-chekhov/)

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> [And in the end, we were all just humans...Drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/and-in-the-end-we-were-all-just-humans-drunk-on-the-idea-that-love/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [BEYONCE AND JAY-Z ARE SUCH HOT COUPLES ESPECIALLY IN DRUNK IN LOVE](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/asheya/beyonce-and-jay-z-are-such-hot-couples-especially-in-drunk-in-love/)

[Asheya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/asheya/)

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> [I play to all people - all colors, all creeds ~ drunk, sober, everybody.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-sinatra/i-play-to-all-people-all-colors-all-creeds-drunk-sober-everybody/)

[Frank Sinatra](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-sinatra/)

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> [A drunk person is just a fucking awesome version of a sober person.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/a-drunk-person-is-just-a-fucking-awesome-version-of-a-sober-person/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [It's nerve-wracking singing in front of people. I think that's why most people get drunk for karaoke.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-blunt/it-s-nerve-wracking-singing-in-front-of-people-i-think-that-s-why/)

[Emily Blunt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emily-blunt/)

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> [And, drunk with my own madness, I shouted at him furiously, "Make life beautiful! Make life beautiful!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-baudelaire/and-drunk-with-my-own-madness-i-shouted-at-him-furiously-make-life/)

[Charles Baudelaire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-baudelaire/)

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> [Asquith, when drunk, can make a better speech than any of us when sober.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bonar-law/asquith-when-drunk-can-make-a-better-speech-than-any-of-us-when-sober/)

[Bonar Law](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bonar-law/)

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> [I became a terrible drunk or alcoholic - or a good one depending on your point of view.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/i-became-a-terrible-drunk-or-alcoholic-or-a-good-one-depending-on/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

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> [I wasn't that drunk Dude, you ran up to a tree yelling, Look how big this piece of brocolli is!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogan/i-wasn-t-that-drunk-dude-you-ran-up-to-a-tree-yelling-look-how-big/)

[Seth Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-rogan/)

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