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title: "Top Drunk Quotes"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [I don't think I've actually drunk a beer for 15 years, except a few Guinnesses in Dublin, where it's the law.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ian-botham/i-don-t-think-i-ve-actually-drunk-a-beer-for-15-years-except-a-few/)

[Ian Botham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ian-botham/)

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> [Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/knocked-up-the-movie/alison-scott-i-was-drunk-ben-stone-was-your-vagina-drunk/)

[Knocked Up (The Movie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/knocked-up-the-movie/)

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> [Most British statesmen have either drunk too much or womanised too much. I never fell into the second category.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/baron-george-brown-george-brown/most-british-statesmen-have-either-drunk-too-much-or-womanised-too/)

[Baron George-Brown George Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/baron-george-brown-george-brown/)

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> [“...don't you know there ain't No devil, there's just god when he's drunk...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-waits/don-t-you-know-there-ain-t-no-devil-there-s-just-god-when-he-s-drunk/)

[Tom Waits](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-waits/)

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> [“I'm sitting with my friends getting drunk again on wine, and I think about you”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kate-nash/i-m-sitting-with-my-friends-getting-drunk-again-on-wine-and-i-think/)

[Kate Nash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kate-nash/)

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> [Ever looked at your Ex and say; Was I drunk the entire relationship?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tebogo/ever-looked-at-your-ex-and-say-was-i-drunk-the-entire-relationship/)

[Tebogo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tebogo/)

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> [I'm pretty sure being overly tired gives off somewhat of the same impression of being drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-pretty-sure-being-overly-tired-gives-off-somewhat-of-the-same/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-moynihan/when-i-was-at-upright-citizens-brigade-i-would-pretend-to-be-a-sad/)

[Bobby Moynihan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-moynihan/)

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> [“The air will always be too filled with something. Your body too sore or tired. Your father too drunk. Your wife too…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/the-air-will-always-be-too-filled-with-something-your-body-too-sore/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [3 Rules to live by : don't shop when you're hungry , don't date when you're horny , and don't update your status when you're drunk...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melchor-lim/3-rules-to-live-by-don-t-shop-when-you-re-hungry-don-t-date-when-you/)

[Melchor Lim](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melchor-lim/)

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> [When we drink, we get drunk, when we get drunk we pass out, when we pass out, we commit no sin, when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-we-drink-we-get-drunk-when-we-get-drunk-we-pass-out-when-we-pass/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [It's not pregame'n if you have absolutely nowhere to go & nothing to do afterwards. Thats just simply gettin drunk & being a loser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-s-not-pregame-n-if-you-have-absolutely-nowhere-to-go-nothing-to-do/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [The film Punch - Drunk Love is how you see the world when you're in love. You don't see somebody's psychological baggage…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-watson/the-film-punch-drunk-love-is-how-you-see-the-world-when-you-re-in/)

[Emily Watson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emily-watson/)

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> [My feeling is, if you're going to be called a celebrity, you might as well use it for some good. It's better…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-colicchio/my-feeling-is-if-you-re-going-to-be-called-a-celebrity-you-might-as/)

[Tom Colicchio](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-colicchio/)

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> [“If you're going to drive a Hummer and buy carbon offsets, that's like getting drunk every night and getting into an AA…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ed-begley-jr/if-you-re-going-to-drive-a-hummer-and-buy-carbon-offsets-that-s-like/)

[Ed Begley, Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ed-begley-jr/)

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> [And I, infinitesimal being, drunk with the great starry void, likeness, image of mystery, I felt myself a pure part of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pablo-neruda/and-i-infinitesimal-being-drunk-with-the-great-starry-void-likeness/)

[Pablo Neruda](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pablo-neruda/)

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> [According to DC's HIV/AIDS office, three percent of the local population has HIV or AIDS... The DC City Council, perhaps on the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/star-parker/according-to-dc-s-hiv-aids-office-three-percent-of-the-local/)

[Star Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/star-parker/)

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> [If I were money-motivated, I would spread insidious lies that marijuana is dangerous and addictive and leads to dancing with white women,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-stanhope/if-i-were-money-motivated-i-would-spread-insidious-lies-that/)

[Doug Stanhope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-stanhope/)

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> [Let's face it, we're skunk drunk and it's because of money. It's almost like we all need to enter Betty Ford Clinic…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-rubel/let-s-face-it-we-re-skunk-drunk-and-it-s-because-of-money-it-s-almost/)

[Steve Rubel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-rubel/)

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> [You're drunk, and I'm drunk, and I'm just exactly drunk enough to tell you anything you want to know. That's the kind…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dashiell-hammett/you-re-drunk-and-i-m-drunk-and-i-m-just-exactly-drunk-enough-to-tell/)

[Dashiell Hammett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dashiell-hammett/)

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> [“Drunkenness - that fierce rage for the slow, sure poison, that oversteps every other consideration; that casts aside wife, children, friends, happiness,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-dickens/drunkenness-that-fierce-rage-for-the-slow-sure-poison-that-oversteps/)

[Charles Dickens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-dickens/)

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> [Being a seasoned Londoner, Martin gave the body the "London once-over" - a quick glance to determine whether this was a drunk,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-aaronovitch/being-a-seasoned-londoner-martin-gave-the-body-the-london-once-over-a/)

[Ben Aaronovitch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ben-aaronovitch/)

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> [Ah, Father! That’s words and only words! Forgive! If he’d not been run over, he’d have come home today drunk and his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fyodor-dostoevsky/ah-father-that-s-words-and-only-words-forgive-if-he-d-not-been-run/)

[Fyodor Dostoevsky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fyodor-dostoevsky/)

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> [I was walking downtown and the drunk tank stopped and picked me up... I was like, 'Wait a minute here fellas, there's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-blue/i-was-walking-downtown-and-the-drunk-tank-stopped-and-picked-me-up-i/)

[Josh Blue](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-blue/)

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> [I'm like the drunk in the bar who wants just one more for the road.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/archie-moore/i-m-like-the-drunk-in-the-bar-who-wants-just-one-more-for-the-road/)

[Archie Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/archie-moore/)

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> [I admit that I have sometimes claimed to be Batman in the past. But only when really, really drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/warren-ellis/i-admit-that-i-have-sometimes-claimed-to-be-batman-in-the-past-but/)

[Warren Ellis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/warren-ellis/)

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> [Friend: "I wasn't even that drunk !" Me: "Dude...you asked your girlfriend if she was single."](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/friend-i-wasn-t-even-that-drunk-me-dude-you-asked-your-girlfriend-if/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“People talk about survival. What they mean is killing the other guy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/people-talk-about-survival-what-they-mean-is-killing-the-other-guy/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

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> [Let's Get Drunk And Tell Each Other Everything We're Too Afraid To Say Sober](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drunk-people/let-s-get-drunk-and-tell-each-other-everything-we-re-too-afraid-to/)

[Drunk People](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drunk-people/)

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> [Doing a life study while drunk and in the process of being seduced is never a formula for quality art.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-simmons/doing-a-life-study-while-drunk-and-in-the-process-of-being-seduced-is/)

[Dan Simmons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-simmons/)

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> [I just hope that one day - preferably when we’re both blind drunk - we can talk about it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-just-hope-that-one-day-preferably-when-we-re-both-blind-drunk-we/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [The lie of a pipe dream is what gives life to the whole misbegotten mad lot of us, drunk or sober.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eugene-o-neill/the-lie-of-a-pipe-dream-is-what-gives-life-to-the-whole-misbegotten/)

[Eugene O'Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eugene-o-neill/)

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> [Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hannah-more/going-to-the-opera-like-getting-drunk-is-a-sin-that-carries-its-own/)

[Hannah More](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hannah-more/)

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> [The man who says, 'my country right or wrong' is like the man who says, 'my mother drunk or sober'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gilbert-k-chesterton/the-man-who-says-my-country-right-or-wrong-is-like-the-man-who-says/)

[Gilbert K. Chesterton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gilbert-k-chesterton/)

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> [the only way to tolerate the thought of her mother sleeping with that man was to get drunk-very drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cecily-von-ziegesar/the-only-way-to-tolerate-the-thought-of-her-mother-sleeping-with-that/)

[Cecily von Ziegesar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cecily-von-ziegesar/)

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> [“Men are like cigarettes. I only want one when I'm drunk.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-smith/men-are-like-cigarettes-i-only-want-one-when-i-m-drunk/)

[Helen Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-smith/)

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> [I didn't want to be like a punch-drunk fighter, going around and reliving the big moment...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-noll/i-didn-t-want-to-be-like-a-punch-drunk-fighter-going-around-and/)

[Greg Noll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-noll/)

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> [My mother was an amateur singer, my father was an amateur drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/my-mother-was-an-amateur-singer-my-father-was-an-amateur-drunk/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

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> [Only three types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk, and the angry.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-reyes/only-three-types-of-people-tell-the-truth-kids-the-drunk-and-the-angry/)

[Elizabeth Reyes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-reyes/)

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> [I'm either a really good drunk or I'm an out and out shit, horrible, violent, abusive, emotional drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-winehouse/i-m-either-a-really-good-drunk-or-i-m-an-out-and-out-shit-horrible/)

[Amy Winehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-winehouse/)

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                        "text": "3 Rules to live by : don't shop when you're hungry , don't date when you're horny , and don't update your status when you're drunk...",
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                        "text": "When we drink, we get drunk, when we get drunk we pass out, when we pass out, we commit no sin, when we commit no sin we go to heaven, so lets all get drunk and go to heaven",
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                        "text": "It's not pregame'n if you have absolutely nowhere to go & nothing to do afterwards. Thats just simply gettin drunk & being a loser",
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                        "text": "The film Punch - Drunk Love is how you see the world when you're in love. You don't see somebody's psychological baggage necessarily, you see the person walking out of the light.",
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