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title: "Best Drunk Quotes"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [“I was drunk.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/i-was-drunk/)

[Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/)

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> [I'm not drunk enough](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benny-benassi/i-m-not-drunk-enough/)

[Benny Benassi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benny-benassi/)

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> [Take me drunk I' m home.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/take-me-drunk-i-m-home/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I need this hahah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-need-this-hahah/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [You can't write drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-walcott/you-can-t-write-drunk/)

[Derek Walcott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-walcott/)

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> [“I get drunk on emotions.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-limbu/i-get-drunk-on-emotions/)

[J. Limbu](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-limbu/)

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> [I'm not a bad person.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-not-a-bad-person/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Write drunk; edit sober.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/write-drunk-edit-sober/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I was drunk in love while she was sober and cheating](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dumisani-bafana/i-was-drunk-in-love-while-she-was-sober-and-cheating/)

Dumisani Bafana

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> [I'm drunk when it comes to clothes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nan-kempner/i-m-drunk-when-it-comes-to-clothes/)

[Nan Kempner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nan-kempner/)

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> [I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-not-drunk-i-m-just-intoxicated-by-you/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/no-officer-i-swear-to-drunk-i-m-not-god/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Every guy has had a bad experience with a drunk girl...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/every-guy-has-had-a-bad-experience-with-a-drunk-girl/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aa7/anonymous-1_drunk_every-guy-has-had-a-bad-experience-with_816347.jpg)

> [“I am on Team Drunk Lady, obviously.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jami-attenberg/i-am-on-team-drunk-lady-obviously/)

[Jami Attenberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jami-attenberg/)

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> [Walk like I'm drunk , swagga so Uh !](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tyga/walk-like-i-m-drunk-swagga-so-uh/)

[Tyga](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tyga/)

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> [“I was drunk with belonging.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ian-morgan-cron/i-was-drunk-with-belonging/)

[Ian Morgan Cron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ian-morgan-cron/)

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> [“a drunk did not expect the bottle to love him back,and she only wished to drink him in whenever she could.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherry-thomas/a-drunk-did-not-expect-the-bottle-to-love-him-back-and-she-only/)

[Sherry Thomas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherry-thomas/)

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> [I try to stay two drinks ahead of reality and three behind a drunk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-crumley/i-try-to-stay-two-drinks-ahead-of-reality-and-three-behind-a-drunk/)

[James Crumley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-crumley/)

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> [Good wine, well drunk, can lend majesty to the human spirit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-k-fisher/good-wine-well-drunk-can-lend-majesty-to-the-human-spirit/)

[M. F. K. Fisher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-k-fisher/)

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> [If you not drunk ladies & gentlemen. Get ready to get fucked up](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lil-jon/if-you-not-drunk-ladies-gentlemen-get-ready-to-get-fucked-up/)

[Lil Jon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lil-jon/)

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> [Doggystyle is cool, but when you're drunk, forced sex becomes way cooler.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/doggystyle-is-cool-but-when-you-re-drunk-forced-sex-becomes-way-cooler/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-hemingway/an-intelligent-man-is-sometimes-forced-to-be-drunk-to-spend-time-with/)

[Ernest Hemingway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-hemingway/)

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> [Always be drunk ... Get drunk militantly. Just get drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-baudelaire/always-be-drunk-get-drunk-militantly-just-get-drunk/)

[Charles Baudelaire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-baudelaire/)

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> [I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/i-don-t-think-i-ve-drunk-enough-beer-to-understand-that/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

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> [There's only one man really responsible for those events - Yahya Khan. Both he and his advisers were so drunk with power…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zulfikar-ali-bhutto/there-s-only-one-man-really-responsible-for-those-events-yahya-khan/)

[Zulfikar Ali Bhutto](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zulfikar-ali-bhutto/)

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> [I mean, why on earth (outside sickness and hangovers) aren't people continually drunk? I want ecstasy of the mind all the time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-kerouac/i-mean-why-on-earth-outside-sickness-and-hangovers-aren-t-people/)

[Jack Kerouac](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-kerouac/)

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> [So I took her back to my place and we did it doggy style, not because we planned it that way, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-attell/so-i-took-her-back-to-my-place-and-we-did-it-doggy-style-not-because/)

[Dave Attell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-attell/)

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> [The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katharine-whitehorn/the-life-and-soul-the-man-who-will-never-go-home-while-there-is-one/)

[Katharine Whitehorn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katharine-whitehorn/)

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> [It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-somerset-maugham/it-s-always-difficult-to-make-conversation-with-a-drunk-and-there-s/)

[W. Somerset Maugham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-somerset-maugham/)

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> [“Are you drunk?’ ‘It’s the afternoon, isn’t it? I try always to be drunk by now. Once you start a job you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-abercrombie/are-you-drunk-it-s-the-afternoon-isn-t-it-i-try-always-to-be-drunk-by/)

[Joe Abercrombie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-abercrombie/)

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> [There is a certain type of conversation one hears only when one is drunk and it is like a dream, full of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joy-williams/there-is-a-certain-type-of-conversation-one-hears-only-when-one-is/)

[Joy Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joy-williams/)

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> [I didn't quit drinking because I was a bad drunk. I quit because I was a spectacular drunk. It got to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-feherty/i-didn-t-quit-drinking-because-i-was-a-bad-drunk-i-quit-because-i-was/)

[David Feherty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-feherty/)

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> [There's a difference between ad-libbing and improvising. And there's a difference between not knowing what to do and just saying something. Or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-cassavetes/there-s-a-difference-between-ad-libbing-and-improvising-and-there-s-a/)

[John Cassavetes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-cassavetes/)

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> [“Make me drunk. Make me drunk, Beloved. I crave your drink. Break these thought chains and tear these garments. I crave your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kamand-kojouri/make-me-drunk-make-me-drunk-beloved-i-crave-your-drink-break-these/)

[Kamand Kojouri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kamand-kojouri/)

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> [“Drunk, he was leering and silent and mostly asleep. Sober, he was a watcher, a horror of a man who missed nothing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donal-ryan/drunk-he-was-leering-and-silent-and-mostly-asleep-sober-he-was-a/)

[Donal Ryan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donal-ryan/)

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> [“No, sitting up with you when you were sick, and you falling asleep in my lap, was one of my best nights.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-mcguire/no-sitting-up-with-you-when-you-were-sick-and-you-falling-asleep-in/)

[Jamie McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-mcguire/)

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> [“Oh ho,' he says. 'My darling seneschal. Let us take a turn around the room.' He grabs me and pulls me toward…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/holly-black/oh-ho-he-says-my-darling-seneschal-let-us-take-a-turn-around-the-room/)

[Holly Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/holly-black/)

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> [The lancet fluke (Dicrocoelium) infects the brain of ants by taking control and driving them to climb to the top of a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darrel-ray/the-lancet-fluke-dicrocoelium-infects-the-brain-of-ants-by-taking/)

[Darrel Ray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darrel-ray/)

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> [I think that part of my success was the fact that I would literally threaten your life if you got in-between me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-patrick/i-think-that-part-of-my-success-was-the-fact-that-i-would-literally/)

[Richard Patrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-patrick/)

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> [You know that really Grinds My Gears?: When Some Girls Say that They aren't like that & that they don't do that,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bambii/you-know-that-really-grinds-my-gears-when-some-girls-say-that-they/)

[Bambii](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bambii/)

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