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title: "Famous Drunk Proverbs"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [Nationalism ... is like cheap alcohol. First it makes you drunk, then it makes you blind, then it kills you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-fried/nationalism-is-like-cheap-alcohol-first-it-makes-you-drunk-then-it/)

[Daniel Fried](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-fried/)

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> [I have never been drunk in my life, and I don't expect I ever will be.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-tushingham/i-have-never-been-drunk-in-my-life-and-i-don-t-expect-i-ever-will-be/)

[Rita Tushingham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-tushingham/)

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> [It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/it-seemed-that-i-performed-better-sober-than-drunk-who-knew/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

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> [I'll get drunk, we'll go out and have fun...I'll go back to my room and I'll sleep in like boxers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonah-hill/i-ll-get-drunk-we-ll-go-out-and-have-fun-i-ll-go-back-to-my-room-and/)

[Jonah Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonah-hill/)

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> [Drunk guy-I wasn't that drunk. His friend-Dude you were in my closet yelling outwere the f\*\*\* is NARNIA:)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elena/drunk-guy-i-wasn-t-that-drunk-his-friend-dude-you-were-in-my-closet/)

[ELENA](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elena/)

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> [Dude I wasn't that drunk... Dude you gave a mushroom to a midget and kept screaming, GROW MARIO GROW!!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/dude-i-wasn-t-that-drunk-dude-you-gave-a-mushroom-to-a-midget-and/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“We see God and the devil blaming each other, and cherish the unspeakable belief that both of them are drunk.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-wedekind/we-see-god-and-the-devil-blaming-each-other-and-cherish-the/)

[Frank Wedekind](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-wedekind/)

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> [“I wanted to see the bullet coming, wanted to know the exact moment of my death.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/i-wanted-to-see-the-bullet-coming-wanted-to-know-the-exact-moment-of/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

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> [We agreed to do it when I was drunk at his house one night, then on the day I had to have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-craig/we-agreed-to-do-it-when-i-was-drunk-at-his-house-one-night-then-on/)

[Daniel Craig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-craig/)

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> [She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body." Detective Cavuto](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/she-s-so-obnoxious-like-a-whole-saturday-night-drunk-tank-full-of/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

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> [I couldn't live without tea. I have two cups in the morning, one at lunch, two in the afternoon and one in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gilbert-o-sullivan/i-couldn-t-live-without-tea-i-have-two-cups-in-the-morning-one-at/)

[Gilbert O'Sullivan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gilbert-o-sullivan/)

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> [I'm not raging drunk when I play. I just like to relax. Sometimes I stop and I tell people "I'm sorry, I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-mosley/i-m-not-raging-drunk-when-i-play-i-just-like-to-relax-sometimes-i/)

[Chuck Mosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-mosley/)

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> [And patience flees my heart, And reason flees my mind. Oh, how drunk can I get to be, Without your love's security?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/and-patience-flees-my-heart-and-reason-flees-my-mind-oh-how-drunk-can/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Unhappy man! Do you share my maddness? Have you drunk also of the intoxicating draught? Hear me; let me reveal my tale,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/unhappy-man-do-you-share-my-maddness-have-you-drunk-also-of-the/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Only what we have lost forever do we possess forever. Only when we have drunk from the river of darkness can we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brother-theodore/only-what-we-have-lost-forever-do-we-possess-forever-only-when-we/)

[Brother Theodore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brother-theodore/)

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> [You know you are drunk if you swerve to miss a tree than realize it is the air freshener hanging from your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/you-know-you-are-drunk-if-you-swerve-to-miss-a-tree-than-realize-it/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Our joining, frenzied and quick, casts everything out of focus. The sense of triumph is exhilarating. So is the giddiness. Drunk with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christina-boyd/our-joining-frenzied-and-quick-casts-everything-out-of-focus-the/)

[Christina Boyd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christina-boyd/)

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> [Could man be drunk for ever With liquor, love, or fights, Lief should I rouse at morning And lief lie down of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/could-man-be-drunk-for-ever-with-liquor-love-or-fights-lief-should-i/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“ON GETTING DRUNK: "Those who are Christians are to see to it that they are grateful for grace and redemption and conduct…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-luther/on-getting-drunk-those-who-are-christians-are-to-see-to-it-that-they/)

[Martin Luther](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martin-luther/)

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> [There is little that can be said about most economic goods. A toothbrush does little but clean teeth. Aspirin does little but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-kenneth-galbraith/there-is-little-that-can-be-said-about-most-economic-goods-a/)

[John Kenneth Galbraith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-kenneth-galbraith/)

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> [There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tina-fey/there-s-a-drunk-midget-in-my-house-ah-babies-they-re-more-than-just/)

[Tina Fey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tina-fey/)

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> [After all why should our goal be the reinstatement of an illusory 'exact' relationship between events and words? If you probe in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-john-harrison/after-all-why-should-our-goal-be-the-reinstatement-of-an-illusory/)

[M. John Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-john-harrison/)

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> [“I remember no syllable of them now, but the other, more ancient lore which I acquired that term will be with me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/evelyn-waugh/i-remember-no-syllable-of-them-now-but-the-other-more-ancient-lore/)

[Evelyn Waugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/evelyn-waugh/)

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> [“That is quite another thing," said Albert; "because a man under the influence of violent passion loses all power of reflection, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johann-wolfgang-von-goethe/that-is-quite-another-thing-said-albert-because-a-man-under-the/)

[Johann Wolfgang von Goethe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johann-wolfgang-von-goethe/)

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> [My big brother used to come home drunk and he'd clash with my dad and I just didn't want that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-montgomery/my-big-brother-used-to-come-home-drunk-and-he-d-clash-with-my-dad-and/)

[Ryan Montgomery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ryan-montgomery/)

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> [Nothin' gets me high on life or drunk on love the way you do...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/nothin-gets-me-high-on-life-or-drunk-on-love-the-way-you-do/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [We learn to walk when we’re babies and never forget unless we’re drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/trent-zelazny/we-learn-to-walk-when-we-re-babies-and-never-forget-unless-we-re-drunk/)

[Trent Zelazny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/trent-zelazny/)

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> [“I thought if I loved you enough I could change you. I was so stupid.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/i-thought-if-i-loved-you-enough-i-could-change-you-i-was-so-stupid/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

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> [Being drunk will never, ever, be an excuse for cheating.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/being-drunk-will-never-ever-be-an-excuse-for-cheating/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“We might as well study the properties of wine by getting drunk.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eduard-hanslick/we-might-as-well-study-the-properties-of-wine-by-getting-drunk/)

[Eduard Hanslick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eduard-hanslick/)

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> [Dude u were so drunk last night... no I wasn't, dude u through my hamster and said go Pikachu!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/dude-u-were-so-drunk-last-night-no-i-wasn-t-dude-u-through-my-hamster/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [The next morning when you wake up and think what the hell happened...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-next-morning-when-you-wake-up-and-think-what-the-hell-happened/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Let's get drunk together so I can kiss you and then blame it on the vodka.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lynn/let-s-get-drunk-together-so-i-can-kiss-you-and-then-blame-it-on-the/)

[Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lynn/)

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> [There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shemp-howard/there-s-a-thousand-reasons-why-i-shouldn-t-drink-but-i-can-t-think-of/)

[Shemp Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shemp-howard/)

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> [The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alben-w-barkley/the-best-audience-is-intelligent-well-educated-and-a-little-drunk/)

[Alben W. Barkley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alben-w-barkley/)

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> [I'm not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eddie-van-halen/i-m-not-a-drunk-anymore-but-since-they-cut-out-my-tongue-i-sound-drunk/)

[Eddie Van Halen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eddie-van-halen/)

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> [I want to party so hard that I wake up drunk on the front lawn and not remember what happened, whose with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-want-to-party-so-hard-that-i-wake-up-drunk-on-the-front-lawn-and/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [For Real Men, a drunk girl is a responsibility Not an opportunity.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ritu-ghatourey/for-real-men-a-drunk-girl-is-a-responsibility-not-an-opportunity/)

[Ritu Ghatourey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ritu-ghatourey/)

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> [Sometimes when I think back, & ask myself Wow was I drunk during that relationship?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/sometimes-when-i-think-back-ask-myself-wow-was-i-drunk-during-that/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [“Hit the bottom and get back up; or hit the bottle and stay down.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-liccione/hit-the-bottom-and-get-back-up-or-hit-the-bottle-and-stay-down/)

[Anthony Liccione](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-liccione/)

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                        "text": "Could man be drunk for ever With liquor, love, or fights, Lief should I rouse at morning And lief lie down of nights. But men at whiles are sober And think by fits and starts, And if they think, they fasten Their hands upon their hearts.",
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                        "text": "“ON GETTING DRUNK: \"Those who are Christians are to see to it that they are grateful for grace and redemption and conduct themselves modestly, moderately, and soberly, so that one does not go on living the swinish life that goes on in the filthy world…\" \"...In my time it was considered a great shame among the nobility [drunkenness]. Now they are worse than the citizens and peasants;...We preach, but who stops it? Those who should stop it do it themselves; the princes even more. Therefore Germany is a land of hogs and a filthy people which debauches its body and its life. If you were going to paint it, you would have to paint a pig. \"This gluttony is inundating us like an ocean…We are the laughingstock of all the other countries, who look upon us as filthy pigs;...It is possible to tolerate a little elevation, when a man takes a drink or two too much after working hard and when he is feeling low. This must be called a frolic. But to sit day and night, pouring it in and pouring it out again, is piggish. This is not a human way of living. not to say Christian, but rather a pig's life.\" - Martin Luther”",
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                        "text": "There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Like most people who have had one baby, I am an expert on everythiing and will tell you, unsolicited, how to raise your kid!",
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                        "text": "“That is quite another thing,\" said Albert; \"because a man under the influence of violent passion loses all power of reflection, and is regarded as intoxicated or insane.\" \"Oh! you people of sound understandings,\" I replied, smiling, \"are ever ready to exclaim 'Extravagance, and madness, and intoxication!' You moral men are so calm and so subdued! You abhor the drunken man, and detest the extravagant; you pass by, like the Levite, and thank God, like the Pharisee, that you are not like one of them. I have been more than once intoxicated, my passions have always bordered on extravagance: I am not ashamed to confess it; for I have learned, by my own experience, that all extraordinary men, who have accomplished great and astonishing actions, have ever been decried by the world as drunken or insane. And in private life, too, is it not intolerable that no one can undertake the execution of a noble or generous deed, without giving rise to the exclamation that the doer is intoxicated or mad? Shame upon you, ye sages!”",
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