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title: "Famous Drunk Thoughts"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [“Jenks, deep into his honey drunk, gyrated wildly.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/jenks-deep-into-his-honey-drunk-gyrated-wildly/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [“There ain't no devil, only God when he's drunk.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-waits/there-ain-t-no-devil-only-god-when-he-s-drunk/)

[Tom Waits](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-waits/)

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> [Being drunk doesn't change who you are, it reveals it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/being-drunk-doesn-t-change-who-you-are-it-reveals-it/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I'm not as think as you drunk I am](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-not-as-think-as-you-drunk-i-am/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Drunk words are only sober thoughts- Remember that!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ash-sweeney/drunk-words-are-only-sober-thoughts-remember-that/)

[Ash Sweeney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ash-sweeney/)

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> [I get drunk, off of jealousy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patience/i-get-drunk-off-of-jealousy/)

Patience

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> [“We did not say: Don't drive. You're drunk.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/we-did-not-say-don-t-drive-you-re-drunk/)

[John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/)

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> [Benny Benassi I am not drunk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benny-benassi/benny-benassi-i-am-not-drunk/)

[Benny Benassi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benny-benassi/)

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> [I never drank except a couple sips of wine at Thanksgiving.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carol-alt/i-never-drank-except-a-couple-sips-of-wine-at-thanksgiving/)

[Carol Alt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carol-alt/)

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> [Everyone gets drunk and makes out with the wrong guy sometimes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rupaul/everyone-gets-drunk-and-makes-out-with-the-wrong-guy-sometimes/)

[RuPaul](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rupaul/)

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> [My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/my-friends-are-getting-married-i-m-getting-drunk-i-think-we-know-who/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [There's nothing better for hosting a show than a bunch of people daytime-whiskey drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-kroll/there-s-nothing-better-for-hosting-a-show-than-a-bunch-of-people/)

[Nick Kroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-kroll/)

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> [You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-bradbury/you-must-stay-drunk-on-writing-so-reality-cannot-destroy-you/)

[Ray Bradbury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-bradbury/)

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> [“We are born. We die. Somewhere in between we live. And how we live is up to us. That’s it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/we-are-born-we-die-somewhere-in-between-we-live-and-how-we-live-is-up/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

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> [When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/when-most-people-get-drunk-they-see-snakes-but-when-snakes-get-drunk/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/audrey-hepburn/promise-me-one-thing-don-t-take-me-home-until-i-m-drunk-very-drunk/)

[Audrey Hepburn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/audrey-hepburn/)

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> [Fresh is better. But you've never drunk fresh blood. Have you?" Simon raised his eyebrow in response. "Well, aside from mine of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/fresh-is-better-but-you-ve-never-drunk-fresh-blood-have-you-simon/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paperboi/i-m-not-drunk-i-m-just-intoxicated-by-you-i-was-so-enchanted-by-your/)

Paperboi

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> [Usually the kids are portrayed as very one-dimensional. Like these mindless animals that just have three things on their minds: getting laid,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/molly-ringwald/usually-the-kids-are-portrayed-as-very-one-dimensional-like-these/)

[Molly Ringwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/molly-ringwald/)

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> [He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/he-s-just-not-that-into-you-if-he-only-wants-to-see-you-when-he-s/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

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> [In Manhasset you were either Yankees or Mets, rich or poor, sober or drunk...You were 'Gaelic' or 'garlic," as one schoolmate told…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-r-moehringer/in-manhasset-you-were-either-yankees-or-mets-rich-or-poor-sober-or/)

[J. R. Moehringer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-r-moehringer/)

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> [The NHL's opinion of itself is so high… Let them get drunk on their greatness. We'll see how many Euros look our…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alexander-medvedev/the-nhl-s-opinion-of-itself-is-so-high-let-them-get-drunk-on-their/)

Alexander Medvedev

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> [Ann Coulter to me is someone who says things that I say all the time, but I say them at three in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/ann-coulter-to-me-is-someone-who-says-things-that-i-say-all-the-time/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

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> [I attended a very small junior high and specially in the end that became a disaster. The principal was pretty senile and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-brandis/i-attended-a-very-small-junior-high-and-specially-in-the-end-that/)

[Jonathan Brandis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-brandis/)

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> [If I was drunk, I wouldn’t be here at all. And really, this is pretty good for four White Russians.” “White what?”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/if-i-was-drunk-i-wouldn-t-be-here-at-all-and-really-this-is-pretty/)

[Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/)

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> [My idol is Emile Zola. He was a man of the left, so people expected of him a kind of 'Les Miserables,'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-wolfe/my-idol-is-emile-zola-he-was-a-man-of-the-left-so-people-expected-of/)

[Tom Wolfe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-wolfe/)

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> [“Everyone was amazed and puzzled. They each heard their own language! “What does this mean?” some asked. Others sneered, “They’re drunk on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-partner/everyone-was-amazed-and-puzzled-they-each-heard-their-own-language/)

[Daniel Partner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-partner/)

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> [I've been reading reviews of my stories for twenty-five years, and can't remember a single useful point in any of them, or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anton-chekhov/i-ve-been-reading-reviews-of-my-stories-for-twenty-five-years-and-can/)

[Anton Chekhov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anton-chekhov/)

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> [“There were, however, a few exceptions. One was Norma Dodsworth, the poet, who had not unpleasantly drunk but had been sensible enough…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-c-clarke/there-were-however-a-few-exceptions-one-was-norma-dodsworth-the-poet/)

[Arthur C. Clarke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-c-clarke/)

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> [I am the dust in the sunlight, I am the ball of the sun . . . I am the mist of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rumi/i-am-the-dust-in-the-sunlight-i-am-the-ball-of-the-sun-i-am-the-mist/)

[Rumi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rumi/)

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> [Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show(bitch) Everywhere I Go, Bitches…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hollywood-undead/everywhere-i-go-bitches-always-know-that-charlie-scene-has-got-a/)

[Hollywood Undead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hollywood-undead/)

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> [Only sad sacks and conformists need things like no kiss on New Year's Eve to remind them to feel lonely. They're as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/only-sad-sacks-and-conformists-need-things-like-no-kiss-on-new-year-s/)

[Julie Klausner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-klausner/)

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> [To be half drunk is waste of money](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paulelo/to-be-half-drunk-is-waste-of-money/)

Paulelo

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> [I drink alcohol... Only when I'm drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sivuyile-simanga-swagga39/i-drink-alcohol-only-when-i-m-drunk/)

Sivuyile Simanga\_Swagga39

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> [I love being drunk but I just hate being hung over.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dimebag-darrell/i-love-being-drunk-but-i-just-hate-being-hung-over/)

[Dimebag Darrell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dimebag-darrell/)

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> [Be drunk with LOVE, for Love is all that exists.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rumi/be-drunk-with-love-for-love-is-all-that-exists/)

[Rumi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rumi/)

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> [I've never been drunk. I've never even had a beer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/davey-havok/i-ve-never-been-drunk-i-ve-never-even-had-a-beer/)

[Davey Havok](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/davey-havok/)

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> [Got a bottle of whatever and its getting me drunk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/avril-lavigne/got-a-bottle-of-whatever-and-its-getting-me-drunk/)

[Avril Lavigne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/avril-lavigne/)

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> [“Never make a decision when you are in panic or drunk”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-moore/never-make-a-decision-when-you-are-in-panic-or-drunk/)

[Stephen Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-moore/)

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> [“To err is human. To errah is Kennedy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-deacutis/to-err-is-human-to-errah-is-kennedy/)

James DeAcutis

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                        "text": "“Everyone was amazed and puzzled. They each heard their own language! “What does this mean?” some asked. Others sneered, “They’re drunk on new wine.” Then Peter stood up. “People from Judea and all who live in Jerusalem. We’re not drunk. It’s only nine in the morning.”",
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                        "text": "I've been reading reviews of my stories for twenty-five years, and can't remember a single useful point in any of them, or the slightest good advice. The only reviewer who ever made an impression on me was Skabichevsky, who prophesied that I would die drunk in the bottom of a ditch.",
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                        "text": "“There were, however, a few exceptions. One was Norma Dodsworth, the poet, who had not unpleasantly drunk but had been sensible enough to pass out before any violent action proved necessary. He had been deposited, not very gently, on the lawn, where it was hoped that a hyena would give him a rude awakening. For all practical purposes he could, therefore, be regarded as absent.”",
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                        "text": "I am the dust in the sunlight, I am the ball of the sun . . . I am the mist of morning, the breath of evening . . . . I am the spark in the stone, the gleam of gold in the metal . . . . The rose and the nightingale drunk with its fragrance. I am the chain of being, the circle of the spheres, The scale of creation, the rise and the fall. I am what is and is not . . . I am the soul in all.",
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                        "text": "Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show(bitch) Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show Wake up Grab beer Grab rear Shave beard Put on some scene gear Gotta get drunk before my mom wakes up Break-up with my girlfriend so I can bang sluts I'm undead, unfed Been sleeping on bunk beds Since ten So if I don't booze it, I'm gonna lose it Everybody get to it, do it, get ruined",
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                        "text": "Only sad sacks and conformists need things like no kiss on New Year's Eve to remind them to feel lonely. They're as bad as the people who need St. Patty's Day as an excuse to get drunk or Halloween to wear slutty outfits. You can feel sorry for yourself and dress like a hooker all year round: Hallmark never needs to know.",
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                        "text": "To be half drunk is waste of money",
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